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(Mother Nature Network)   How to attract spiders to your garden. But just the cute and helpful ones. Not the big, freaky, hairy ones that eat birds and hide behind toilets and clocks   (mnn.com) divider line 10
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2013-05-24 08:37:39 AM
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I_C_Weener: Vermicious Knids: I_C_Weener:

I hate you a lot right now.

Heh. Just know I stole that so the spelling error is not mine


Also, some background on my kneejerk response: I was drinking a soda from McDonald's when I saw that pic. McDonald's has opaque straws. I seriously had to stop drinking my Diet Coke and check the straw. :D
2013-05-24 06:17:58 PM
1 votes:

I want your skull: [i.imgur.com image 547x505]


WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
2013-05-24 06:02:59 PM
1 votes:

I want your skull: [i.imgur.com image 547x505]


That has damaged me much more than the toilet paper roll did.
2013-05-24 01:41:04 PM
1 votes:

I want your skull: [i.imgur.com image 547x505]


Now I can't even fap without thinking of spiders?  I really need to learn to not wander into spider-threads...
2013-05-24 11:58:35 AM
1 votes:
I hate this thread...  So much for sleeping this weekend
2013-05-24 10:03:14 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-24 09:41:24 AM
1 votes:
************EMERGENCY SPIDER SYSTEM (ESS) ACTIVATED************

A SEVERE HORRIFYING SPIDER WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR FARK THREAD# 7764784 AT 9:40 AM ON FRIDAY, MAY 24TH, 2013..

THIS WARNING CONFIRMS THE SIGHTING OF ARACHNIDS THAT WILL BE SURE TO EITHER KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP OR INVADE YOUR DREAMS AND CAUSE VOMITING, HEART ATTACKS, STROKE, AND/OR SOILED PANTS.

REMAIN CALM. SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY AND/OR FIND WEAPONS THAT CAN TERMINATE HORRIFYING SPIDERS. APPROVED WEAPONS INCLUDE FLAMETHROWERS, OLD SHOES, NAPALM, COLLEGE ORGANIC CHEMISTRY TEXTBOOKS, OR NUCLEAR MISSILES. FIND THE NEAREST WEAPON, AND REPEATEDLY SMASH THE SPIDER UNTIL IT IS COMPLETELY FLATTENED AND HAS STOPPED MOVING/TWITCHING. IF YOU CANNOT PERFORM THIS TASK, FIND THE NEAREST NON-PUSSY TO DO IT FOR YOU.

ONCE THE SPIDER IS DESTROYED, USE NUCLEAR MISSILES AND/OR GASOLINE WITH A MATCH TO BURN THE BODY, TO MAKE SURE THE SPIDER IS DOWN FOR GOOD. NAPALM IS ALSO ACCEPTABLE. REMOVE THE ASHES WITH A VACUUM CLEANER, AND MAKE SURE YOU CAUTERIZE THE VACUUM CLEANER JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.

THIS CONCLUDES THE ESS EMERGENCY BROADCAST

******END TRANSMISSION*********
2013-05-24 08:53:53 AM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-24 08:19:30 AM
1 votes:
media.comicvine.com
Spider thread... spider thread..... does whatever a spider thread does.
2013-05-24 08:00:07 AM
1 votes:
i586.photobucket.com
 
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