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(Mother Nature Network)   How to attract spiders to your garden. But just the cute and helpful ones. Not the big, freaky, hairy ones that eat birds and hide behind toilets and clocks   (mnn.com) divider line 75
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2013-05-24 08:00:07 AM
i586.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-24 08:00:16 AM
DNRTFA, but is it similar to the milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard?
 
2013-05-24 08:16:50 AM
GO AHEAD...

 farm3.staticflickr.com

WALK AROUND BAREFOOT


 
2013-05-24 08:19:30 AM
media.comicvine.com
Spider thread... spider thread..... does whatever a spider thread does.
 
2013-05-24 08:24:41 AM

I_C_Weener:


I hate you a lot right now.
 
2013-05-24 08:25:16 AM
2.bp.blogspot.comcdn-www.cracked.com

media.urbandictionary.com

/happy Friday!
 
2013-05-24 08:29:44 AM

Vermicious Knids: I_C_Weener:

I hate you a lot right now.


Heh. Just know I stole that so the spelling error is not mine
 
2013-05-24 08:31:03 AM
Spider thread, spider thread

Will show whatever the freakin' headline said
 
2013-05-24 08:31:18 AM
Hey subby... a spider thread is bad enough, you just had to goad the weirdos didn't you?
 
2013-05-24 08:33:42 AM
All right, who has the "hai guyz what's goin' on in this thread" picture?
 
2013-05-24 08:35:10 AM

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 500x624]


WTF!?!?

Not cool man, not cool.
 
2013-05-24 08:37:39 AM

I_C_Weener: Vermicious Knids: I_C_Weener:

I hate you a lot right now.

Heh. Just know I stole that so the spelling error is not mine


Also, some background on my kneejerk response: I was drinking a soda from McDonald's when I saw that pic. McDonald's has opaque straws. I seriously had to stop drinking my Diet Coke and check the straw. :D
 
2013-05-24 08:40:34 AM
How about no.
 
2013-05-24 08:41:17 AM
I saw a bee come in through the diffuser last night and I couldn't care less. I saw a spider on top of the kitchen cabinet last week. I was judge Judy and executioner and quicker than you can say get the ladder, boom flip flop throw for the kill
 
2013-05-24 08:44:17 AM
s1.postimg.org
 
2013-05-24 08:47:37 AM

thecpt: I saw a bee come in through the diffuser last night and I couldn't care less. I saw a spider on top of the kitchen cabinet last week. I was judge Judy and executioner and quicker than you can say get the ladder, boom flip flop throw for the kill


Spiders are not a problem for me. Wasps and hornets, however, get me running from the room post haste. I have a (probably irrational) fear that the will sting me in my eyes.

And our garden is full of wasps.
 
2013-05-24 08:48:23 AM

Vermicious Knids: I_C_Weener: Vermicious Knids: I_C_Weener:

I hate you a lot right now.

Heh. Just know I stole that so the spelling error is not mine

Also, some background on my kneejerk response: I was drinking a soda from McDonald's when I saw that pic. McDonald's has opaque straws. I seriously had to stop drinking my Diet Coke and check the straw. :D


Oh, so you were too slow, then?
 
2013-05-24 08:49:06 AM
Nah -- just leave money -- I'll show up eventually....
 
2013-05-24 08:53:53 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-24 08:55:30 AM

Smoking GNU: Wasps and hornets, however, get me running from the room post haste. I have a (probably irrational) fear that the will sting me in my eyes.

And our garden is full of wasps.


Our garden is organic, and we don't use any sort of chemicals on the lawn. There are two exceptions to this, however: fire ants, and wasps. Fire ant mounds get the Ortho "Big Gulp O' Poison" as soon as they're noticed. And the wasps?

For them, I flood the Enrichment Center with deadly neurotoxin.
 
2013-05-24 08:58:27 AM
I hope I get spiders in my garden to eat the bad bugs.  Lots of straw for them to hide in.  go go gadget spiders.
 
2013-05-24 08:58:57 AM

Smoking GNU: thecpt: I saw a bee come in through the diffuser last night and I couldn't care less. I saw a spider on top of the kitchen cabinet last week. I was judge Judy and executioner and quicker than you can say get the ladder, boom flip flop throw for the kill

Spiders are not a problem for me. Wasps and hornets, however, get me running from the room post haste. I have a (probably irrational) fear that the will sting me in my eyes.

And our garden is full of wasps.


Bees: hives, ass needle, kamikaze mode, dance talk, wtf? eyes, proximity alarm (buzzing)

Spiders: 8 legs, ass thread (insta hammock!), bajillion eyes, eat their babies, suck out yummy bug innards, hydraulic legs, trap doors, fangs, song of their people, wait in the dark, suddenly spiders thousands of them (it can rain spiders), destroy Wisconsin (PACKERS)


I give the nod to spiders.
 
2013-05-24 08:59:31 AM

Cappalotti


[pic]


Shouldn't that be a "spider chipmunk"?
 
2013-05-24 09:01:55 AM

Smoking GNU: thecpt: I saw a bee come in through the diffuser last night and I couldn't care less. I saw a spider on top of the kitchen cabinet last week. I was judge Judy and executioner and quicker than you can say get the ladder, boom flip flop throw for the kill

Spiders are not a problem for me. Wasps and hornets, however, get me running from the room post haste. I have a (probably irrational) fear that the will sting me in my eyes.

And our garden is full of wasps.


pansy....

/ yes i know... maatjies.
 
2013-05-24 09:04:55 AM
Helpful hint for getting rid of wasps:
Fill up your super-soaker and then add a tablespoon of liquid dish soap.  It knocks 'em down like kamikazes!
 
2013-05-24 09:05:48 AM

Natsumi: Smoking GNU: thecpt: I saw a bee come in through the diffuser last night and I couldn't care less. I saw a spider on top of the kitchen cabinet last week. I was judge Judy and executioner and quicker than you can say get the ladder, boom flip flop throw for the kill

Spiders are not a problem for me. Wasps and hornets, however, get me running from the room post haste. I have a (probably irrational) fear that the will sting me in my eyes.

And our garden is full of wasps.

pansy....

/ yes i know... maatjies.


Or the scorpions crawling over your foot in the morning. Remember that?
 
2013-05-24 09:15:30 AM
I'll take spiders over stinkbugs.

If there's a way to sic the wolf spiders on the little blighters, let's get to it.
 
2013-05-24 09:16:21 AM
Took a pic of a large spider on my walk last night.

It was only about 4" across (1"body) but that's big for Pennsylvania.

Took up the better width of the plank in the deck. Maybe a wolf spider? There was a cherry that had fallen from a tree, maybe she was waiting for the eventual diners?
 
2013-05-24 09:19:03 AM

fireclown: I'll take spiders over stinkbugs.

If there's a way to sic the wolf spiders on the little blighters, let's get to it.


Yeah. I'll agree with you there. At least the wolf spiders stay out of my bed.

Mostly.
 
2013-05-24 09:21:55 AM
i44.tinypic.com

How about a nice cup of NOPE?
 
2013-05-24 09:22:08 AM

Gonz: Vermicious Knids: I_C_Weener: Vermicious Knids: I_C_Weener:

I hate you a lot right now.

Heh. Just know I stole that so the spelling error is not mine

Also, some background on my kneejerk response: I was drinking a soda from McDonald's when I saw that pic. McDonald's has opaque straws. I seriously had to stop drinking my Diet Coke and check the straw. :D

Oh, so you were too slow, then?


I hope not. But on the other hand: free protein!
 
2013-05-24 09:24:00 AM

Smoking GNU: Natsumi: Smoking GNU: thecpt: I saw a bee come in through the diffuser last night and I couldn't care less. I saw a spider on top of the kitchen cabinet last week. I was judge Judy and executioner and quicker than you can say get the ladder, boom flip flop throw for the kill

Spiders are not a problem for me. Wasps and hornets, however, get me running from the room post haste. I have a (probably irrational) fear that the will sting me in my eyes.

And our garden is full of wasps.

pansy....

/ yes i know... maatjies.

Or the scorpions crawling over your foot in the morning. Remember that?


blaarrgghhh...
 
2013-05-24 09:29:34 AM

Natsumi: Smoking GNU: Natsumi: Smoking GNU: thecpt: I saw a bee come in through the diffuser last night and I couldn't care less. I saw a spider on top of the kitchen cabinet last week. I was judge Judy and executioner and quicker than you can say get the ladder, boom flip flop throw for the kill

Spiders are not a problem for me. Wasps and hornets, however, get me running from the room post haste. I have a (probably irrational) fear that the will sting me in my eyes.

And our garden is full of wasps.

pansy....

/ yes i know... maatjies.

Or the scorpions crawling over your foot in the morning. Remember that?

blaarrgghhh...


I'll take that as a yes, then.
 
2013-05-24 09:37:37 AM

Smoking GNU: Natsumi: Smoking GNU: Natsumi: Smoking GNU: thecpt: I saw a bee come in through the diffuser last night and I couldn't care less. I saw a spider on top of the kitchen cabinet last week. I was judge Judy and executioner and quicker than you can say get the ladder, boom flip flop throw for the kill

Spiders are not a problem for me. Wasps and hornets, however, get me running from the room post haste. I have a (probably irrational) fear that the will sting me in my eyes.

And our garden is full of wasps.

pansy....

/ yes i know... maatjies.

Or the scorpions crawling over your foot in the morning. Remember that?

blaarrgghhh...

I'll take that as a yes, then.


I was thinking of things to call you in Afrikaans but there are some farkers that understand German and Dutch so i might get banned.
 
2013-05-24 09:37:59 AM
My wife once opined that "the only good spider is a dead spider." In a joking tone, I asked about Charlotte. Her response: "Well, Charlotte's a dead spider."

I was traumatized.
 
2013-05-24 09:41:24 AM
************EMERGENCY SPIDER SYSTEM (ESS) ACTIVATED************

A SEVERE HORRIFYING SPIDER WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR FARK THREAD# 7764784 AT 9:40 AM ON FRIDAY, MAY 24TH, 2013..

THIS WARNING CONFIRMS THE SIGHTING OF ARACHNIDS THAT WILL BE SURE TO EITHER KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP OR INVADE YOUR DREAMS AND CAUSE VOMITING, HEART ATTACKS, STROKE, AND/OR SOILED PANTS.

REMAIN CALM. SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY AND/OR FIND WEAPONS THAT CAN TERMINATE HORRIFYING SPIDERS. APPROVED WEAPONS INCLUDE FLAMETHROWERS, OLD SHOES, NAPALM, COLLEGE ORGANIC CHEMISTRY TEXTBOOKS, OR NUCLEAR MISSILES. FIND THE NEAREST WEAPON, AND REPEATEDLY SMASH THE SPIDER UNTIL IT IS COMPLETELY FLATTENED AND HAS STOPPED MOVING/TWITCHING. IF YOU CANNOT PERFORM THIS TASK, FIND THE NEAREST NON-PUSSY TO DO IT FOR YOU.

ONCE THE SPIDER IS DESTROYED, USE NUCLEAR MISSILES AND/OR GASOLINE WITH A MATCH TO BURN THE BODY, TO MAKE SURE THE SPIDER IS DOWN FOR GOOD. NAPALM IS ALSO ACCEPTABLE. REMOVE THE ASHES WITH A VACUUM CLEANER, AND MAKE SURE YOU CAUTERIZE THE VACUUM CLEANER JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.

THIS CONCLUDES THE ESS EMERGENCY BROADCAST

******END TRANSMISSION*********
 
2013-05-24 09:41:28 AM
About once or twice this time of year in pretty sure a newly harched spider decides to get comfy in the clothing in the dryer. I never see the poor bastard but I end up with a small welt.

Also spider in the shower bath you notice above your head just after you've applied shampoo. That's the best.
 
2013-05-24 09:44:14 AM

I_C_Weener: Vermicious Knids: I_C_Weener:

I hate you a lot right now.

Heh. Just know I stole that so the spelling error is not mine


Gah. Dude, not cool.

How DARE you post a jpg with a spelling error that isn't a LOLCat pic?
 
2013-05-24 09:45:03 AM
 
2013-05-24 09:50:01 AM

bonobo73: About once or twice this time of year in pretty sure a newly harched spider decides to get comfy in the clothing in the dryer. I never see the poor bastard but I end up with a small welt.

Also spider in the shower bath you notice above your head just after you've applied shampoo. That's the best.


No, the one that dangles in your face when you're doing 80 on the freeway.
 
2013-05-24 09:50:31 AM
www.buzzlol.com
 
2013-05-24 09:53:14 AM
Yeah, no.
Around here we have widows and browns and they get no Geneva convention rights: I use chemical weapons with impunity.

I have small children and nobody likes a bite that rots your flesh and leaves you permanently disabled with a scar the size of a football.

Kill them all.
 
2013-05-24 09:53:57 AM
Spiders are tasty!
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2013-05-24 10:00:17 AM
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2013-05-24 10:02:31 AM
www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2013-05-24 10:02:41 AM
Not a camel. Not a spider.

img.xcitefun.net
 
2013-05-24 10:03:14 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-24 10:08:36 AM
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-05-24 10:09:50 AM
www.vincentchow.net
 
2013-05-24 10:10:42 AM
 
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