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(Slashdot)   Problem: Sears is sitting on 280 million square feet of empty store space. Solution: turn them into data centers   (slashdot.org) divider line 2
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2912 clicks; posted to Geek » on 24 May 2013 at 6:15 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-25 03:19:39 AM  
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docmattic: "...The system goes on-line August 4th, 2013. Human decisions are removed from online shopping. Searsnet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug..."


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Do you realize the pure murderous destructive power that such a system can wield when it connects to all of the power tools and appliances that Sears has sold?
2013-05-24 07:00:21 AM  
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"...The system goes on-line August 4th, 2013. Human decisions are removed from online shopping. Searsnet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug..."
 
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