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(NBC New York)   If you had Amanda Bynes in your 2013 Death Pool, you can already begin making plans for your new deck and in-ground pool   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line 134
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2013-05-23 10:41:27 PM
LEGALIZE IT!
 
2013-05-23 10:42:02 PM
Maybe the psych eval will do some good
 
2013-05-23 10:57:23 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: LEGALIZE IT!


Can I get an amen!
 
2013-05-23 11:07:31 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: LEGALIZE IT!


Legalize what?  Being crazy?  Throwing large glass objects out of windows?
 
2013-05-23 11:20:08 PM

ShawnDoc: Mitch Taylor's Bro: LEGALIZE IT!

Legalize what?  Being crazy?  Throwing large glass objects out of windows?


FTFA: "When officers observed a bong inside the apartment as Bynes opened the door, she allegedly grabbed it and tossed it out of the window, sources said."

Yeah, she's certifiable, but if pot were legal, she probably wouldn't have chucked the "water pipe" out the window.
 
2013-05-23 11:23:06 PM
If you had told me five years ago that Chipmunk Girl would turn out this way, I would have laughed in your face. Now....I can't even muster a smile, let alone a chuckle.
 
2013-05-23 11:39:41 PM
Yeah, sometimes pot only makes the cray cray worse.

/she'll do the Lindsy thing, maybe have a day or two in jail
//in and out of rehab and tabloids
///nothing much of significance
 
2013-05-23 11:48:01 PM

dforkus: Maybe the psych eval will do some good


This was my first thought. Maybe there is a way to get her into the "Britney" treatment and have a legal guardian appointed. She seems more "mental health" crazy than "drug addled skank" crazy.
 
2013-05-23 11:53:01 PM
If she'd been in a number of other states, no one would care

/this is getting ridiculous
 
2013-05-24 12:01:56 AM

catmandu: dforkus: Maybe the psych eval will do some good

This was my first thought. Maybe there is a way to get her into the "Britney" treatment and have a legal guardian appointed. She seems more "mental health" crazy than "drug addled skank" crazy.


Yeah, she definitely has some mental illness issues.
 
2013-05-24 12:12:09 AM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: ShawnDoc: Mitch Taylor's Bro: LEGALIZE IT!

Legalize what?  Being crazy?  Throwing large glass objects out of windows?

FTFA: "When officers observed a bong inside the apartment as Bynes opened the door, she allegedly grabbed it and tossed it out of the window, sources said."

Yeah, she's certifiable, but if pot were legal, she probably wouldn't have chucked the "water pipe" out the window.


If she had half a brain she would have realized that throwing it out the Window AFTER cops had seen it was too late.
 
2013-05-24 12:36:27 AM
Littering and...

Littering and...
 
2013-05-24 12:44:48 AM

kiwimoogle84: Littering and...

Littering and...


I think hucking a bong out a 36th floor window is a bit more than just littering. Especially if it's glass or ceramic.

Of course her first mistake was smoking weed in the lobby. That's just stupid.
 
2013-05-24 12:47:47 AM

fusillade762: kiwimoogle84: Littering and...

Littering and...

I think hucking a bong out a 36th floor window is a bit more than just littering. Especially if it's glass or ceramic.

Of course her first mistake was smoking weed in the lobby. That's just stupid.


Yeah, but tossing drug stuff out a window immediately brings super troopers to mind, naturally
 
2013-05-24 01:29:19 AM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: LEGALIZE IT!


but ... it is legal ... at least here in Seattle.
 
2013-05-24 01:37:16 AM
Regardless of my feelings on pot, she clearly needed excuse for them to drag her ass to a psych eval and that's as good as any. And doesn't pot make some psych problems worse?
 
2013-05-24 01:50:42 AM

rynthetyn: Regardless of my feelings on pot, she clearly needed excuse for them to drag her ass to a psych eval and that's as good as any. And doesn't pot make some psych problems worse?


This.  She (and Bieber) is on my Death Pool lists this year.
 
2013-05-24 01:55:07 AM
Can she do at least one nude scene before she starts looking worn out, and give me about six months of stroke time before she dies? That's all I ask.
 
2013-05-24 02:03:03 AM

Infobahn: rynthetyn: Regardless of my feelings on pot, she clearly needed excuse for them to drag her ass to a psych eval and that's as good as any. And doesn't pot make some psych problems worse?

This.  She (and Bieber) is on my Death Pool lists this year.


If Bieber keeps being an idiot on his motorcycle, he's going to end up wrapped around a lamp post sooner rather than later.
 
2013-05-24 02:53:40 AM
Remind me, who is this girl and why should I care?

rynthetyn: If Bieber keeps being an idiot on his motorcycle, he's going to end up wrapped around a lamp post sooner rather than later.


Or turn into Gary Busey.
 
2013-05-24 04:18:26 AM
FTA:  She was taken to Roosevelt Hospital to undergo a psychiatric evaluation

Soon after, a truckload of notepads was delivered to the premises...
 
2013-05-24 04:21:29 AM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Can she do at least one nude scene before she starts looking worn out, and give me about six months of stroke time before she dies? That's all I ask.


Too late....sigh.
 
2013-05-24 04:28:47 AM
Sad to see a child star burn out so badly.

images.weserv.nl
 
2013-05-24 04:37:10 AM

*steps onto soapbox, clears throat*

I WAS WRONG.


I said a couple of months ago, on Fark, that Amanda Bynes was trolling us all. I had never heard of her before she started acting a little odd (at first), and figured she was engaging in various goofy, mainly harmless behaviors to get attention.

I no longer believe that to be her motive. I think she's messed up.

*steps down*
 
2013-05-24 04:50:56 AM
I believe the constant attention by the media greatly amplifies whatever is wrong in head of these types. The attention becomes a drug in itself until the humiliation and pain from the legal troubles eclipses the satisfaction they get from the negative attention.
 
2013-05-24 04:52:39 AM
"IF you had Amanda Bynes (or any of these child stars now struggling) in your 2013 Death Pool"  then what the hell is wrong with you?
 
2013-05-24 04:53:16 AM
Now that they've got her in custody, they can start pumping her full of drugs whether she likes it or not.

So much for your dream of only being 100 pounds, Amanda.

Stupid + crazy = getting arrested eventually for something.
 
2013-05-24 05:00:00 AM
What do you mean? Are the cops going to shoot her for smoking pot?
 
2013-05-24 05:06:17 AM
I'd rescucitate her vagina
 
2013-05-24 05:07:13 AM
 
2013-05-24 05:17:27 AM

MadAzza: *steps onto soapbox, clears throat*

I WAS WRONG.

I said a couple of months ago, on Fark, that Amanda Bynes was trolling us all. I had never heard of her before she started acting a little odd (at first), and figured she was engaging in various goofy, mainly harmless behaviors to get attention.

I no longer believe that to be her motive. I think she's messed up.

*steps down*



Apology accepted. ;)
 
2013-05-24 05:19:41 AM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: LEGALIZE IT!


Yes, please, by all means legalize it so we can get potheads to SHUT THE FARK UP ALREADY ABOUT THEIR PRECIOUS WEED.
 
2013-05-24 05:35:32 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: Mitch Taylor's Bro: LEGALIZE IT!

Yes, please, by all means legalize it so we can get potheads to SHUT THE FARK UP ALREADY ABOUT THEIR PRECIOUS WEED.


Aww, but then I wouldn't get to hear judgmental dicks telling potheads to shut the fark up anymore.
 
2013-05-24 05:37:44 AM
What's this "death pool" shiat? Marijuana ain't fatal.

And who is this Amanda Byrnes?
 
2013-05-24 05:50:00 AM

The One True TheDavid: And who is this Amanda Byrnes?


I was saying Byyyyrnes

i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-24 05:50:37 AM
I wonder if they'll declare her incompetent and steal  all of her money, like they did to Britney Spears.
 
2013-05-24 05:51:59 AM
I know she probably has a mental illness, but she annoys me so farking much. She has a face I would love to slap.

/maybe her parents can finally intervene
 
2013-05-24 05:56:17 AM
You can only force involuntary hospitalization if she's a danger to herself or others - I'm guessing she won't want treatment even though it seems like she really needs it. Pretty sad :/
 
2013-05-24 05:58:37 AM
Disney and Nickelodeon child stars need to be placed on a watch list when they turn 17. Seems a lot of them are really damaged people, and will need some form of help before they spiral completely out of control.
 
2013-05-24 05:59:52 AM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: ShawnDoc: Mitch Taylor's Bro: LEGALIZE IT!

Legalize what?  Being crazy?  Throwing large glass objects out of windows?

FTFA: "When officers observed a bong inside the apartment as Bynes opened the door, she allegedly grabbed it and tossed it out of the window, sources said."

Yeah, she's certifiable, but if pot were legal, she probably wouldn't have chucked the "water pipe" out the window.


It's probable the doorman who called the police was more upset about the smoke than the pot. Some places take the anti-smoking thing REALLY seriously, and they could be in trouble if they let her smoke in the lobby.

However since this escalated to a psych eval I'm guessing there's a lot more to the story. I'm guessing either the doorman called the police out of pity once they had an excuse to because she was acting so obviously crazy they knew she needed to be forcibly taken somewhere for evaluation, or they were trying to stay uninvolved and politely asked her to stop smoking after which she unleashed a bunch of batshiattery that led to them calling the police.
 
2013-05-24 06:03:23 AM

sugarhi: You can only force involuntary hospitalization if she's a danger to herself or others - I'm guessing she won't want treatment even though it seems like she really needs it. Pretty sad :/


She threw a bong out of a 36th floor window, in New York. If that sort of reckless behavior is not a threat to others, what is?
 
2013-05-24 06:15:08 AM
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2013-05-24 06:38:01 AM
Certainly no worse than Robert Downey Jr. when he was this age.
 
2013-05-24 06:53:45 AM
Just came in to mention that the headline is a bit awkward. That is all.
 
2013-05-24 07:00:53 AM

catmandu: dforkus: Maybe the psych eval will do some good

This was my first thought. Maybe there is a way to get her into the "Britney" treatment and have a legal guardian appointed. She seems more "mental health" crazy than "drug addled skank" crazy.


Unfortunately, none of the of-age people related to her are stepping up.
 
2013-05-24 07:03:37 AM
At St. Peter's gate:

"So, Mr Trczynski, how did you manage to get here?"

"Frankly, Sir, I'm not really sure.  I was walking down W 47th from Times Square to meet a buddy.  And, Boom!
I find I am here.  Does my wife know?"
 
2013-05-24 07:19:14 AM
I still say it's all an act.
 
2013-05-24 07:25:06 AM

AngryDragon: +



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Heh, nice. To be honest, I was kind of hoping for a 'Big Doll House' kind if scenario here, though. Any young 20s Pam Grier types about to go off the rails we can add to the equation here?
 
2013-05-24 07:43:09 AM
Disappointed in Subby. She's still kicking, and will be for some time.
 
2013-05-24 07:43:32 AM
If your doorman calls the cops on you, you have really failed. She'd probably gotten on their bad side to start with (this is a really bad idea in NYC) and then smoking pot in the lobby? Oy.
 
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