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(Huffington Post)   Little girl's police officer father gets shot and killed in the line of duty, days before her kindergarten graduation. Rest of the Police force shows up for it in his place. Damn it's dusty here   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 92
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2013-05-23 11:18:26 PM  
Kindergarden graduation is bullshiat.
 
2013-05-23 11:33:18 PM  
Damn these allergies!
 
2013-05-23 11:54:06 PM  
hey, everybody! free t.v.'s!
 
2013-05-24 12:49:23 AM  
He didn't get shot and killed, subby, he got hit while doing a DUI stop.

Kudos to the police department for showing that girl some love.
 
2013-05-24 01:12:49 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: Kindergarden graduation is bullshiat.


Kindergarten (and any subsequent grade other than 12) graduation is BS.
 
2013-05-24 01:13:19 AM  
Then who was out patrolling?
 
2013-05-24 01:15:53 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: Kindergarden graduation is bullshiat.

 
2013-05-24 01:17:22 AM  
Dust cataclysm across  the world, swear to Christ.
 
2013-05-24 01:18:49 AM  
Massive props to the department for helping support a family through an extremely difficult emotional time.
 
2013-05-24 01:21:33 AM  
Kindergarten....grad....graduation? What was on the final?

/Sucks the fellow was shot, line of duty or no.
 
2013-05-24 01:22:38 AM  
If he only had a gun, this wouldn't have happened.

/come on! This is Fark! Someone had to say it.
 
2013-05-24 01:23:33 AM  
hahaha PEOPLE DYING IS HILARIOUS...wait..is this one of those occasional Fark stories where it isn't hilarious?
 
2013-05-24 01:25:34 AM  
To taze who?
 
2013-05-24 01:33:28 AM  

ongbok: Then who was out patrolling?


THE SAME GUY WHO WAS PHONE
 
2013-05-24 01:34:36 AM  

SpikeStrip: hey, everybody! free t.v.'s!


www.jumboheroes.com

Could this town be any stupider?
 
2013-05-24 01:36:57 AM  
Any word on how many Kindergarteners were tasered?
 
2013-05-24 01:37:47 AM  

SpdrJay: Any word on how many Kindergarteners were tasered?


Early reports are "not enough".
 
2013-05-24 01:39:56 AM  
This can't be. I've been reliably informed that all cops are heartless, evil bastards who would never do a nice thing for anyone.

Also, it's very dusty in my room.
 
2013-05-24 01:41:31 AM  

Shadow Blasko: ThatGuyGreg: Kindergarden graduation is bullshiat.

Kindergarten (and any subsequent grade other than 12) graduation is BS.


Well lets be honest in some areas the 12th graders could not pass kindergarten test
 
2013-05-24 01:44:24 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: Kindergarden graduation is bullshiat.


I hope this thread only goes downhill from here.
 
2013-05-24 01:47:32 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: Kindergarden graduation is bullshiat.


My daughter is graduating Kindergarden in a few weeks, I have to see my ex wife......I agree its bullshiat
 
2013-05-24 01:48:25 AM  

Lsherm: He didn't get shot and killed, subby, he got hit while doing a DUI stop.

Kudos to the police department for showing that girl some love.


The kicker was, he was just at the King of Prussia mall and bought lingerie for the wife he no longer had physical relations with. I'm sure the other officers helped the grieving widow.
 
2013-05-24 01:49:06 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: Kindergarden graduation is bullshiat.


^That^

Still, heart wrenching, nice, sad, moving event
 
2013-05-24 01:50:52 AM  

SpikeStrip: hey, everybody! free t.v.'s!


I was taking a group photo for a small police department once, I had all officers in attendance for about ten minutes. They didn't seem to appreciate it when I said "I guess this would be the time to rob a bank, huh?"
 
2013-05-24 01:59:29 AM  

Gyrfalcon: This can't be. I've been reliably informed that all cops are heartless, evil bastards who would never do a nice thing for anyone.


Nobody says that. They do nice things for each other and their families all the time.
 
2013-05-24 02:01:24 AM  

chumbucket: SpikeStrip: hey, everybody! free t.v.'s!

I was taking a group photo for a small police department once, I had all officers in attendance for about ten minutes. They didn't seem to appreciate it when I said "I guess this would be the time to rob a bank, huh?"


good story plot idea. fake calendar photo shoot with gratis buffet. surveil the area ahead of time; if no live CCTV camera feed have a no goodski flatten all the car tires. faces = red. if your crew is big enough pull it off in multiple locations simultaenously. take advantage before media coverage ruins the scam.

/ how big is your fictious crime crew?
// Stephen King problems
 
2013-05-24 02:06:23 AM  
This is a very touching gesture, but yeah, I have to agree but anything other than your High School Graduation is complete and utter bullschitt.
 
2013-05-24 02:10:38 AM  
Dustiest story of the week.
 
2013-05-24 02:13:10 AM  
Many fathers get killed on the job, only the cops make a huge issue of it and chew up our tax dollar while doing it.
 
2013-05-24 02:13:22 AM  

umad: Gyrfalcon: This can't be. I've been reliably informed that all cops are heartless, evil bastards who would never do a nice thing for anyone.

Nobody says that. They do nice things for each other and their families all the time.


Especially when it's on the taxpayers' bill.
 
2013-05-24 02:14:02 AM  

Lsherm: He didn't get shot and killed, subby, he got hit while doing a DUI stop.

Kudos to the police department for showing that girl some love.


By an illegal alien.  Held no bond because of flight risk to Mexico.
 
2013-05-24 02:22:08 AM  
A little late to this one, Fark.  And let me give all who have a snarky comment to this a big sit and spin Fark YOU.  Some of you idiots don't know when funny is appropriate.  Some of you live in your parent's houses and are pathetic.
 
2013-05-24 02:26:24 AM  
I'm sorry but a kindergarten graduation? Isn't that aiming the bar really low?
 
2013-05-24 02:27:53 AM  

Acharne: Kindergarten....grad....graduation? What was on the final?

/Sucks the fellow was shot, line of duty or no.


Kindergarten graduation has been a thing for a long time. I had one when I finished kindergarten back in 1987.
 
2013-05-24 02:28:36 AM  

Caffandtranqs: A little late to this one, Fark.  And let me give all who have a snarky comment to this a big sit and spin Fark YOU.  Some of you idiots don't know when funny is appropriate.


Funny is always appropriate. In fact, it is precisely how many people deal with horrible situations.

Some of you live in your parent's houses and are pathetic.

That hilariously lame insult actually made me laugh. STOP JOKING AROUND, YOU DICK!
 
2013-05-24 02:29:05 AM  

Caffandtranqs: A little late to this one, Fark.  And let me give all who have a snarky comment to this a big sit and spin Fark YOU.  Some of you idiots don't know when funny is appropriate.  Some of you live in your parent's houses and are pathetic.


images.inquisitr.com
 
2013-05-24 02:31:00 AM  

hundreddollarman: I'm sorry but a kindergarten graduation? Isn't that aiming the bar really low?


Yeah, but daddy was arresting a drunk driver when he was killed by a drugged up hit-and-run illegal alien and he missed it.  And he'll miss every other moment in her life.  So the bar was set at 'douchebag' and a whole slew of Farkers won.  Here's your sign.
 
2013-05-24 02:45:13 AM  
I think Kindergarten "graduation" is silly but this little girl needs some good days right now.

9Speed: Especially when it's on the taxpayers' bill.


Oh, edgy cutting taxpayer snark. That works unless of course you watch the video with  this video or read the text of this article which seems to indicate they were mostly off duty or off shift and some came with their own families.

/Worked government jobs, doesn't anymore.
//Every person I've met that complained about "them gubment bastards are wasting my tax monies with their fancy chairs and big perks" was quite ok screwing their own employers
/// cause somehow it's ok when that company screws their customers to make up the loss because it is not their money.
 
2013-05-24 02:55:18 AM  
uh, that doesn't make up for her NOT HAVING A DAD. hope the community of ossifers is there for her when she's a 14yo ho thanks to issues n shiat
 
2013-05-24 03:06:29 AM  

Caffandtranqs: A little late to this one, Fark.  And let me give all who have a snarky comment to this a big sit and spin Fark YOU.  Some of you idiots don't know when funny is appropriate.  Some of you live in your parent's houses and are pathetic.


Hey, Buddy, I saw Bad Lieutenant.  How do we know the exact same thing didn't happen here?
 
2013-05-24 03:10:22 AM  

Gyrfalcon: This can't be. I've been reliably informed that all cops are heartless, evil bastards who would never do a nice thing for anyone.

Also, it's very dusty in my room.


Wonder how long it took for one of cops to bang the dude's widow. For, uh, comfort, or something.
 
2013-05-24 03:10:39 AM  
She wanted her daddy. That's all she wanted. Thank you for stepping in. shiat, isn't the sadness of a child enough.
 
2013-05-24 03:15:16 AM  
What piece of shiat runs over someone?
 
2013-05-24 03:23:06 AM  
Just to snark on your parade

FFS kill this 'dusty room' cliche

it was old and tired months ago
 
2013-05-24 03:29:57 AM  

Caffandtranqs: A little late to this one, Fark.  And let me give all who have a snarky comment to this a big sit and spin Fark YOU.  Some of you idiots don't know when funny is appropriate.  Some of you live in your parent's houses and are pathetic.


Sit and spin?  Live in parent's house?  What next, are you going to call someone "poopy head"?  Maybe tell your mom that the kids over on Fark St. are a bunch of meanies?
 
2013-05-24 03:32:20 AM  

mjjt: Just to snark on your parade

FFS kill this 'dusty room' cliche

it was old and tired months ago


But still fresher than typing "FFS"
 
2013-05-24 03:33:35 AM  
Cops suck in this way: Busting people for MJ and such tame drugs.

No, I don't do MJ and never will, but please.
 
2013-05-24 03:45:05 AM  

mjjt: Just to snark on your parade

FFS kill this 'dusty room' cliche

it was old and tired months ago


[welcometofark.jpg] x 2
 
2013-05-24 03:59:01 AM  

bmihura: Cops suck in this way: Busting people for MJ and such tame drugs.

No, I don't do MJ and never will, but please.


As well they should.  So long as it is against the law I want police officers to bust people for it.  Ideally I wish it was not against the law, but that is not the case.  So bust away, police officers!
 
2013-05-24 04:03:12 AM  
Are you guys serious? I can remember my preschool graduation. In a way preschool graduation seem more appropriate, though. You're graduating to REAL school that's (supposed to) prepare you for the real world, so the symbolic gesture is kinda cute.
 
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