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(Headline News TV)   Jodi Arias likes her juries just like her men: hung   (hlntv.com) divider line 96
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2013-05-23 07:45:39 PM
I volunteer... DNRTFA
 
2013-05-23 07:46:40 PM
MOCK TRIAL WITH J.REINHOLD!
MOCK TRIAL WITH J.REINHOLD!

// that's deeply programmed..
 
2013-05-23 07:53:04 PM

Somaticasual: MOCK TRIAL WITH J.REINHOLD!
MOCK TRIAL WITH J.REINHOLD!


My name is Judge
 
2013-05-23 07:54:11 PM
Wait...do you mean she likes men hanged...?

Damn it, grammar, not sure which joke we're going for!
 
2013-05-23 07:54:34 PM

special20: I volunteer... DNRTFA


Go on...
 
2013-05-23 07:54:50 PM
Wait, she killed her boyfriend, right?  Why did they hang the jury?
 
2013-05-23 07:55:22 PM

kronicfeld: Somaticasual: MOCK TRIAL WITH J.REINHOLD!
MOCK TRIAL WITH J.REINHOLD!

My name is Judge


I thought you were a judge. Or are you an attorney... at law?
 
2013-05-23 07:55:49 PM

Sid_6.7: Wait...do you mean she likes men hanged...?

Damn it, grammar, not sure which joke we're going for!


Big baloney ponies. We're talking about well endowed men here. Sure it's ambiguous, but the context .... oh, never mind. I'm smelling what you're cooking.

/dinner is on fire
 
2013-05-23 07:55:59 PM
....and because Arizona is a farked up state, they're going to keep impaneling juries until they can come to a unanimous decision one way or another.  I don't like that.  If they can't agree on the death penalty (which I'm morally opposed to), it should be automatic life in prison with no parole.  Enough of this bullshiat.  Lock that sociopathic coont up and throw away the key.
 
2013-05-23 07:57:56 PM
And shot.

And beaten

And stabbed
 
2013-05-23 07:58:07 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-23 07:58:18 PM
Its a woman, no way she gets the death penalty.
 
2013-05-23 07:58:47 PM
Disapproves!

www.womenofmystery.net

/If that is not a look of fear, I don't know what is. That picture was probably taken after he realized he was about to be killed.
//Feel bad for the family
 
2013-05-23 07:59:25 PM

Coco LaFemme: ....and because Arizona is a farked up state, they're going to keep impaneling juries until they can come to a unanimous decision one way or another.  I don't like that.  If they can't agree on the death penalty (which I'm morally opposed to), it should be automatic life in prison with no parole.  Enough of this bullshiat.  Lock that sociopathic coont up and throw away the key.


You ARE  talking about Nancy Grace, right?

Right?
 
2013-05-23 08:00:37 PM
Buffy and Jodi.
img.rp.vhd.me kswt.images.worldnow.com
One died from ludes. One lied and killed a dude.
 
2013-05-23 08:00:54 PM
Can someone explain to me why we're supposed to give a shiat about this particular murder case? Or do the HLN Nancy Grace channels just pick em out of a hat and commit months of programming to them these days?
 
2013-05-23 08:00:55 PM
As much as I loathe this miserable coont, I want her narcissistic, well-ridden ass to suffer.  Life without Parole would have been far more punishing to her than killing her.  She HAS to have an audience - and she's not going to get one in isolation (Which she'll be in for 23 hours a day.  I can't see them putting her in general pop).  It will be torture for her to have no one to listen to.  Her 'supporters', who have the attention span of a medfly with ADHD, will drift away in droves once they don't have daily updates on this coont.

But seriously - how can you commit that crime, be found guilty of it, and NOT have a jury agree on your punishment?
 
2013-05-23 08:02:16 PM
If her name was LaQuisha, fat, ugly, or a man she would be dead already.
 
2013-05-23 08:02:33 PM
Really makes no difference. Nancy Grace will have her offing herself by the weekend anyway.
 
2013-05-23 08:03:20 PM
She's a girl gone wild who has jury issues. If only there was some guy she had some things in common with...
 
2013-05-23 08:03:28 PM

vudukungfu: Coco LaFemme: ....and because Arizona is a farked up state, they're going to keep impaneling juries until they can come to a unanimous decision one way or another.  I don't like that.  If they can't agree on the death penalty (which I'm morally opposed to), it should be automatic life in prison with no parole.  Enough of this bullshiat.  Lock that sociopathic coont up and throw away the key.

You ARE  talking about Nancy Grace, right?

Right?


Her too.
 
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2013-05-23 08:05:37 PM

Coco LaFemme: ....and because Arizona is a farked up state, they're going to keep impaneling juries until they can come to a unanimous decision one way or another.  I don't like that.  If they can't agree on the death penalty (which I'm morally opposed to), it should be automatic life in prison with no parole.  Enough of this bullshiat.  Lock that sociopathic coont up and throw away the key.


Arizona allows the jury to find if a particular first-degree murder conviction has aggrevated circumstances rendering the crime as cruel, and to then separately rule on sentence. I am a little surprised that there are two steps here, and even more surprised that the jury did not pretty much automatically find for death after the cruelty ruling, knowing what the cruelty ruling would allow for.

And dammit, I was hoping this would have been settled. The only people who win are the seedy detective/suspense writers that need more inspiration for their books.
 
2013-05-23 08:05:42 PM

Jensaarai: Can someone explain to me why we're supposed to give a shiat about this particular murder case? Or do the HLN Nancy Grace channels just pick em out of a hat and commit months of programming to them these days?


I will sum it up for you:

-White, semi-attractive girl kills white guy

-She drove across 3 states to kill him with gas cans full of gas so she wouldn't have to stop for gas in Arizona

-She drove to his house and had sex with him, so that he would be vulnerable. While he was in the shower after sex she killed him while she had him pose in a position where he could not fight back. Then she dragged him down the hall and shot him in the head and dragged him back to the shower and tried to wash his body off.

-Then she drove to another state and had sex with a male, virginal friend of hers just so she would have an alibi.

-She then changed her story 3 times. First she didn't know about the murder. Then she was there but it was 2 home invaders. And then she did it but it was self defense.

It's kind of interesting, I have to admit... but I haaaate Nancy Grace!
 
2013-05-23 08:05:46 PM
Why on earth did Scott Peterson not marry this chick 12 years ago
 
2013-05-23 08:06:03 PM
I think what sets this case apart from others are some of the particulars:

- There are freaking pictures of her in mid-murder!
- Her original story of masked intruders
- As loathsome as she is, she's freakishly articulate, and hasn't met a news camera she doesn't like.
- The sex (pics of that, too, on the same day she killed him)
- the brutal nature of the killing, her 'self-defense' claim as to why she stabbed him 27 - 29 times, slit his throat, and shot him in the head, cleaned up the place, and he sat, decomping in the shower for 5 days before the body was found.  But, she left him voicemails and emails during that time...as if nothing was wrong.

Seriously - she's crazy on a scale we rarely see.
 
2013-05-23 08:06:55 PM

Jensaarai: Can someone explain to me why we're supposed to give a shiat about this particular murder case? Or do the HLN Nancy Grace channels just pick em out of a hat and commit months of programming to them these days?


I'll answer the second question. Yes.
 
2013-05-23 08:07:18 PM
This news will keep my elderly mother alive for at least a few more months.
 
2013-05-23 08:09:59 PM
You could say that Jodi Arias is a LIVING DEAD GIRL.

/Yes, I made that remix years ago. :D

//Gets better towards the end, 'cuz most of the lyrics she read out are from the latter part of the song.
 
2013-05-23 08:10:35 PM

Coco LaFemme: ....and because Arizona is a farked up state, they're going to keep impaneling juries until they can come to a unanimous decision one way or another. I don't like that. If they can't agree on the death penalty (which I'm morally opposed to), it should be automatic life in prison with no parole. Enough of this bullshiat. Lock that sociopathic coont up and throw away the key.


How far can you throw a key?  70, 80 feet tops!  Even if you lay it on its side and spin it, you get what? Another 10 feet?  HER FRIENDS WILL FIND IT!

We should have naked, upside down crucifixions at halftime of the Monday Night Football game.  It's a time-honored form of executions that the Jews and Christians of our great land can well relate to!
 
2013-05-23 08:14:25 PM

BeatrixK: I think what sets this case apart from others are some of the particulars:

- There are freaking pictures of her in mid-murder!


Oh yeah! That too!
 
2013-05-23 08:20:19 PM

rolladuck: We should have naked, upside down crucifixions at halftime of the Monday Night Football game.  It's a time-honored form of executions that the Jews and Christians of our great land can well relate to!


You had me at "naked..."

/... and lost me at "football."
 
2013-05-23 08:20:28 PM

Somaticasual: MOCK TRIAL WITH J.REINHOLD!
MOCK TRIAL WITH J.REINHOLD!


cdn.gunaxin.com
I'll allow it.
 
2013-05-23 08:21:47 PM

Brostorm: Its a woman, no way she gets the death penalty.


It's a long shot, but Arizona already has three women on death row.
 
2013-05-23 08:22:04 PM
I was torn on this case, on the one hand she is a murdering psycho who should be locked up, on the other hand if she had been found not guilty I think Nancy Grace would have stroked out on live TV.  I'm not sure what verdict would have served the greater good.
 
2013-05-23 08:24:05 PM

danielscissorhands: Jensaarai: Can someone explain to me why we're supposed to give a shiat about this particular murder case? Or do the HLN Nancy Grace channels just pick em out of a hat and commit months of programming to them these days?

I will sum it up for you:

-White, semi-attractive girl kills white guy

-She drove across 3 states to kill him with gas cans full of gas so she wouldn't have to stop for gas in Arizona

-She drove to his house and had sex with him, so that he would be vulnerable. While he was in the shower after sex she killed him while she had him pose in a position where he could not fight back. Then she dragged him down the hall and shot him in the head and dragged him back to the shower and tried to wash his body off.

-Then she drove to another state and had sex with a male, virginal friend of hers just so she would have an alibi.

-She then changed her story 3 times. First she didn't know about the murder. Then she was there but it was 2 home invaders. And then she did it but it was self defense.

It's kind of interesting, I have to admit... but I haaaate Nancy Grace!


That's a terrible way to premeditatively kill someone.
 
2013-05-23 08:27:47 PM

kronicfeld: Somaticasual: MOCK TRIAL WITH J.REINHOLD!
MOCK TRIAL WITH J.REINHOLD!

My name is Judge


Well that's a silly name.
 
2013-05-23 08:28:19 PM
This chick makes hardened sociopaths seem normal.
 
2013-05-23 08:29:30 PM

danielscissorhands: Disapproves!

[www.womenofmystery.net image 640x360]

/If that is not a look of fear, I don't know what is. That picture was probably taken after he realized he was about to be killed.


Huh? To me that is 100% the look of being gay. I am not gay so I do not pretend to have a "gaydar" but if I did have a gaydar it would go off every time I see a picture of him.

/thinks that is why she killed him. She was trying to rid him of the ghay.
/NOT that it was justified.
 
2013-05-23 08:33:03 PM
BeatrixK:
Seriously - she's crazy on a scale we rarely see.

Yes. And yet...and yet...Arizona has an insanity statute....which she doesn't qualify for....
 
2013-05-23 08:36:17 PM
Psychology Today:   Is Jodi Arias a Sociopath?

Technically, no, says the psychiatrist author.
 
2013-05-23 08:37:18 PM
As a Phoenix resident MAKE IT STOP.  MAKE THE BAD WOMAN GO AWAY.
 
2013-05-23 08:42:22 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Psychology Today:   Is Jodi Arias a Sociopath?

Technically, no, says the psychiatrist author.


I agree. But that does not mean she is not mentally ill. I do not know know where this idea came from that the insane are socipaths. They have little to do with one another.

oh, and  to write "The final answer is that there is no mold or diagnosis that defines Arias's behavior."  is professionally irresponsible conclusion for someone who has not interviewed or interacted with the person in a doctor-patient relationship.
 
2013-05-23 08:43:23 PM

bdub77: danielscissorhands: Jensaarai: Can someone explain to me why we're supposed to give a shiat about this particular murder case? Or do the HLN Nancy Grace channels just pick em out of a hat and commit months of programming to them these days?

I will sum it up for you:

-White, semi-attractive girl kills white guy

-She drove across 3 states to kill him with gas cans full of gas so she wouldn't have to stop for gas in Arizona

-She drove to his house and had sex with him, so that he would be vulnerable. While he was in the shower after sex she killed him while she had him pose in a position where he could not fight back. Then she dragged him down the hall and shot him in the head and dragged him back to the shower and tried to wash his body off.

-Then she drove to another state and had sex with a male, virginal friend of hers just so she would have an alibi.

-She then changed her story 3 times. First she didn't know about the murder. Then she was there but it was 2 home invaders. And then she did it but it was self defense.

It's kind of interesting, I have to admit... but I haaaate Nancy Grace!

That's a terrible way to premeditatively kill someone.


As opposed to a wonderful way to premeditatively kill someone?
 
2013-05-23 08:44:29 PM

worlddan: danielscissorhands: Disapproves!

[www.womenofmystery.net image 640x360]

/If that is not a look of fear, I don't know what is. That picture was probably taken after he realized he was about to be killed.

Huh? To me that is 100% the look of being gay. I am not gay so I do not pretend to have a "gaydar" but if I did have a gaydar it would go off every time I see a picture of him.

/thinks that is why she killed him. She was trying to rid him of the ghay.
/NOT that it was justified.


You are confusing gay with Mormon.
 
2013-05-23 08:46:11 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Why on earth did Scott Peterson not marry this chick 12 years ago


Why on earth did Andrea Yates not give her a bath 20 years ago.
 
2013-05-23 08:47:38 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Psychology Today:   Is Jodi Arias a Sociopath?

Technically, no, says the psychiatrist author.


shrinks are nutso
 
2013-05-23 08:49:00 PM
the dead guy  - doesn't look like a very happy man in any photo -
 Is that the southwest version of Duckface?  Mr Terribly Serious Face?
Mr Devoid of Emotion Face?

why has she been in jail for so long already?  She lost her place in line?
www.idfinfo.co.il   ?
 
2013-05-23 08:49:03 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Psychology Today:   Is Jodi Arias a Sociopath?

Technically, no, says the psychiatrist author.


She may not be, but Kevin Preston is.  I mean, he flat out says it like 20 times in the song.
 
2013-05-23 08:50:19 PM
Btw, I don't get Arizona law....

So do they have to have the whole trial all over again? Or do they already go from the "guilty" part and just decide if she gets the death penalty or life?

Headline news is making it sound like they have to have the whole thing over again.

But this article doesn't seem to say that.

Anyone?
 
2013-05-23 08:53:01 PM

2xhelix: drjekel_mrhyde: Why on earth did Scott Peterson not marry this chick 12 years ago

Why on earth did Andrea Yates not give her a bath 20 years ago.


Why on earth did the Zodiac killer not bump into her parents while they were out on date, up there in California?

/ok, I shouldn't blame the parents
 
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