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(Bradenton Herald)   Worst butt dial ever   (bradenton.com) divider line 28
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2013-05-23 10:19:51 PM  
 
2013-05-23 10:29:48 PM  
getting into a fight with another man at a Waffle House


Read more here: http://www.bradenton.com/2013/05/23/4537411/murder-plot-recorded-on-p h one.html#storylink=cpy
That is how it always seems to start.
 
2013-05-23 10:36:06 PM  
Thank goodness it was 911 that he buttdialed and not someone else.  Whoever got that call NEVER would have been able to convince the police that he'd heard what he did if it wasn't recorded by the 911 people.
 
2013-05-23 10:37:19 PM  
Gluteus maximus sentensus
 
2013-05-23 10:38:11 PM  
The Patriots ended up with the call?
 
2013-05-23 10:42:24 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: getting into a fight with another man at a Waffle House


Read more here: http://www.bradenton.com/2013/05/23/4537411/murder-plot-recorded-on-p h one.html#storylink=cpy
That is how it always seems to start.



Something about Waffle House just brings out the worst in these people.
 
2013-05-23 10:44:35 PM  
Wow.  And I thought it was bad when I butt voicemail dialed my boss while smoking a bowl and buying weed from a friend when I was 23.  Fortunately he was a cool guy and told me (without me bringing it up) that he deleted it after 5 seconds when he realized I wasn't intentionally calling him.  He claimed to never have listened to the rest.

He was from Seattle, so it's possible he was just being polite.
 
2013-05-23 10:50:00 PM  

davidphogan: He was from Seattle, so it's possible he was just being polite.


FTFY
 
2013-05-23 10:51:02 PM  
Why would you kill someone over a fight at a farking Waffle House?
 
2013-05-23 10:51:20 PM  
Waffles.

www.focusst.org
 
2013-05-23 10:52:34 PM  
I think we need to add an offshoot of the Florida tag for Florida Wafflehouse stories.

/this is at least the 3rd or 4th I can think of
 
2013-05-23 10:52:43 PM  
So the Broward's sheriff office knew of a planned attack and did nothing?

Thanks Obama
 
2013-05-23 11:02:32 PM  
Buttdialing 911 is a common thing, actually
 
2013-05-23 11:04:24 PM  

FuLinHyu: davidphogan: He was from Seattle, so he was just being polite.

FTFY


ZING!

/i lol'd
 
2013-05-23 11:17:34 PM  
It's 2 A.M., there's still time for one more bad decision.
 
2013-05-23 11:28:03 PM  
You ain't kidding, subby. It will be hard to top that. This is probably going to hold the trophy until the sun explodes.
 
2013-05-23 11:28:08 PM  
YO' ASS BE SNITCHING!
 
2013-05-24 12:15:32 AM  
I did a mad scientist laugh when I realized what he'd done.  Is that wrong? It felt evil but also good.
 
2013-05-24 12:43:08 AM  
Maybe I have a lower tolerance for murder incentive than your average criminal, but what could POSSIBLY happen at a Waffle House that could be worth killing a man over?
 
2013-05-24 12:55:35 AM  

I sound fat: Maybe I have a lower tolerance for murder incentive than your average criminal, but what could POSSIBLY happen at a Waffle House that could be worth killing a man over?


straight up dis-respect homie.

/and waffles
//and Florida
 
2013-05-24 01:44:41 AM  
CSB: the worst butt-dial ever happened to me about 10 years ago when I showed up to my then 16 year old girlfriends house after school. We were hanging out, then making out, then having full on teenage ape sex. Then a few minutes later when we were putting out clothes back on, she noticed her Nokia cell phone had fallen out of her pocket... and had dialed her dad. And the call time was 3 minutes, meaning he listened to me plowing his daughter for a good 3 minutes. As soon as we realized what happened, we heard him pull in the driveway. As expected, a shiatstorm ensued. Not fun.
 
2013-05-24 01:56:08 AM  
Slightly off-topic, but the ads I got were -   "Considering Cremation?...","Breakthroughs Alzheimer's and Dementia Care!" and "Fun Parkinson's Exercise Class!" Hm.I take it Bradenton's readership is .... old.
 
2013-05-24 02:14:30 AM  

E5bie: Slightly off-topic, but the ads I got were -   "Considering Cremation?...","Breakthroughs Alzheimer's and Dementia Care!" and "Fun Parkinson's Exercise Class!" Hm.I take it Bradenton's readership is .... old.


Bradenton is basically 80% old people, 5% ghetto young people, and 15% illegal immigrant.

It's a real shiathole.
 
2013-05-24 02:53:54 AM  
Were phones even capable of butt dialing a decade ago?
 
2013-05-24 03:01:21 AM  
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2013-05-24 07:04:11 AM  
awright, keep up with me here..

friend dates girl, ends up working for her dad at servepro
breaks up with her, keeps job, and hires new GF
--when yer done with a job, they call in times to recorder at servepro HQ--
new GF buttdials HQ
while getting stoned in the work van and making fun of the servepro no drug policy
..the next day the (dad) manager gets a call from HQ and plays the recording
 on the speaker phone during briefing.
epic
 
2013-05-24 12:13:16 PM  

Smackledorfer: Were phones even capable of butt dialing a decade ago?


You had to work at it...

i218.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-24 10:11:42 PM  

I sound fat: Maybe I have a lower tolerance for murder incentive than your average criminal, but what could POSSIBLY happen at a Waffle House that could be worth killing a man over?


They were spotted on cams outside.

I'm going with bad drug deal for $100, Alex.
 
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