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2013-05-23 07:10:25 PM
Now the mailman will know when to make his escape.
 
2013-05-23 07:51:56 PM
WARNING!
You are about to lose the chance to take half of his shiat.
 
2013-05-23 07:53:07 PM
"Your fiancé is near!"
i45.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-23 07:57:25 PM
Near what? Orgasm?
 
2013-05-23 07:57:54 PM
So its made of mithril and he's an orc?
 
2013-05-23 08:07:11 PM
Mine glows with the fires of the hell in which it was forged....
 
2013-05-23 08:12:44 PM
Later in marriage, it also functions as a mood ring. It glows strongest when he's in a bad mood.
 
2013-05-23 08:13:20 PM
I have a glowworm which..

/oh, never mind
 
2013-05-23 08:13:42 PM
Since the mailman, Blazing Saddles and LOTR are already covered, there's not much to add.
 
2013-05-23 08:14:49 PM
The 1.75 carat princess solitaire (almost perfect colour and clarity) was all I needed to snag the best gal in the world.
 
2013-05-23 08:15:17 PM

Flab: Since the mailman, Blazing Saddles and LOTR are already covered, there's not much to add.


How about "How would he ever test it?"
 
2013-05-23 08:21:23 PM

phlegmmo: "Your fiancé is near!"
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Thread over. Winner.
 
2013-05-23 08:26:38 PM
crimeprofessor.files.wordpress.com

Was it Sting? It was Sting, wasn't it? That clever f*cker.
 
2013-05-23 08:27:31 PM
Oh wait, he's married. That's right. Never mind.
 
2013-05-23 08:27:49 PM
Came for the 'ni-bong' leaving for Howard Johnson's to get my favorite flavor....
www.morethings.com Pussy. There's nothing like pussy-flavored ice cream.
 
2013-05-23 08:27:58 PM

SilentStrider: So its made of mithril and he's an orc?


No, they said Girlfriend.
 
2013-05-23 08:28:32 PM
Sounds jealous and foolish at the same time.
 
2013-05-23 08:28:59 PM

chrisco123: The 1.75 carat princess solitaire (almost perfect colour and clarity) was all I needed to snag the best gal in the world.


You're almost as bad as the folks who bragpost about their guns.
 
2013-05-23 08:36:23 PM
Really should have invented the self-dialating glowing cawkring for the near lovers.
I could rap about it all day.
And walk this way.
And pork and sway.
Pork and sway.
 
2013-05-23 08:39:02 PM

chrisco123: The 1.75 carat princess solitaire (almost perfect colour and clarity) was all I needed to snag the best gal in the world


and she was obviously looking over your shoulder as you posted this.....

/Sorry bro, but any woman who wants me to waste 3 months salary on a sparkly rock she can show off to her friends is not someone I would want to marry.... call me un-romantic.
 
2013-05-23 08:41:01 PM
Which one of his testicles did he give up in order to power it? Both, I'd imagine.
 
2013-05-23 08:41:13 PM
It burned out after a day. And it will continue to burn out till he realizes there are much higher voltage fields than what that ring will handle everywhere.
 
2013-05-23 08:46:07 PM

Flab: Since the mailman, Blazing Saddles and LOTR are already covered, there's not much to add.


Addition is a mathematical process, but that's not important right now.

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2013-05-23 08:47:38 PM

chrisco123: The 1.75 carat princess solitaire (almost perfect colour and clarity) was all I needed to snag the best gal in the world.


It's too bad diamonds are a sham
 
2013-05-23 08:49:36 PM
Next on Lifetime Movies...
 
2013-05-23 08:49:43 PM
am I to understand there is no diamond on this ring??

an LED ?!?

NO.
 
2013-05-23 08:49:52 PM
Summa cum loudly

and she was obviously looking over your shoulder as you posted this.....

/Sorry bro, but any woman who wants me to waste 3 months salary on a sparkly rock she can show off to her friends is not someone I would want to marry.... call me un-romantic


Three months?  How about four days...

Time to stop the burger flipping, buddy.
 
2013-05-23 08:52:26 PM

chrisco123: Summa cum loudly

and she was obviously looking over your shoulder as you posted this.....

/Sorry bro, but any woman who wants me to waste 3 months salary on a sparkly rock she can show off to her friends is not someone I would want to marry.... call me un-romantic

Three months?  How about four days...

Time to stop the burger flipping, buddy.


Time to stop sucking at trolling.

1.75ct solitaire with that kind of color and clarity would run about $15k for just the rock.
 
2013-05-23 08:53:07 PM

Dahnkster: Pussy. There's nothing like pussy-flavored ice cream.


www.themaninthemoviehat.com

Have you tried Plymouth Fury flavor?
 
2013-05-23 08:56:06 PM
Holy crap. I was talking to this guy over the weekend at a party. And his fiancee was totally the type that would appreciate this...
 
2013-05-23 08:57:13 PM
MrJesus

1.75ct solitaire with that kind of color and clarity would run about $15k for just the rock

And your point is?  I paid for the diamond.  The 18k white gold ring was no extra charge.
 
2013-05-23 08:57:34 PM

machodonkeywrestler: chrisco123: The 1.75 carat princess solitaire (almost perfect colour and clarity) was all I needed to snag the best gal in the world.

You're almost as bad as the folks who bragpost about their guns.


It also serves as a cock ring.
 
Boe
2013-05-23 08:58:42 PM

SilentStrider: So its made of mithril and he's an orc?

 
2013-05-23 08:58:57 PM

rekoil: Holy crap. I was talking to this guy over the weekend at a party. And his fiancee was totally the type that would appreciate this...


Appreciate what, the attention?
 
Ehh
2013-05-23 08:59:31 PM

TommyymmoT: Now the mailman will know when to make his escape.


Done in one.
 
2013-05-23 09:03:25 PM
Why would anyone want a ring that glows when the inventor is near?
 
2013-05-23 09:05:16 PM
img.wonderhowto.com

They are coming
 
2013-05-23 09:11:30 PM

Dahnkster: Came for the 'ni-bong' leaving for Howard Johnson's to get my favorite flavor....
[www.morethings.com image 708x360] Pussy. There's nothing like pussy-flavored ice cream.


content6.flixster.com

Told ya.

/c'mon Farkers, keep the chain going
 
2013-05-23 09:13:16 PM

SilentStrider: So its made of mithril and he's an orc?


hogans: Dahnkster: Pussy. There's nothing like pussy-flavored ice cream.

[www.themaninthemoviehat.com image 639x422]

Have you tried Plymouth Fury flavor?


Dammit.  Beat me to it.
 
2013-05-23 09:17:50 PM

Summa cum loudly: chrisco123: The 1.75 carat princess solitaire (almost perfect colour and clarity) was all I needed to snag the best gal in the world

and she was obviously looking over your shoulder as you posted this.....

/Sorry bro, but any woman who wants me to waste 3 months salary on a sparkly rock she can show off to her friends is not someone I would want to marry.... call me un-romantic.


Moissanite.  My wife wanted a sparkler but didn't want to fuel the diamond monopoly a-holes.  I got her a CZ engagement ring and after 10 years of marriage, I upgraded it with a bigger Moissanite.  It is beautiful and about the only thing that can scratch it is a real diamond.  Fark DeBeers and their artificial scarcity.
 
2013-05-23 09:23:08 PM
This far, and still no mention of the Nac Mac Feegle (whose swords glow in the presence of lawyers)?

Bigjobs......
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 09:24:34 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

"Precious? Is that you?"
 
2013-05-23 09:29:19 PM

They'll get divorced seven days after the marriage.


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2013-05-23 09:31:44 PM
What it looks like when I'm near.
digitaljournal.com
 
2013-05-23 09:34:24 PM

phlegmmo: "Your fiancé is near!"
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Came here solely for that.

/i have spent FAR TOO LONG in the Politics tab
 
2013-05-23 09:35:23 PM

rekoil: Holy crap. I was talking to this guy over the weekend at a party. And his fiancee was totally the type that would appreciate this...


Just reading about it made my panties drop. His fiancee must need to wear asbestos undergutchees to be in his presence.
 
2013-05-23 09:37:47 PM
I think this is sweet. I would so be touched if my husband had spent months creating a ring that was better when he was with me. As it is, we didn't have much money for our engagement and I wore one of my mother's rings for an engagement ring, and we had the diamonds taken from my mother's wedding ring recrafted into a wedding ring that is special and cost a fraction of a new and more generic ring. (Mom died 15 years ago, and this is a lovely tribute to her, I think of her every time I look at it.)
 
2013-05-23 09:39:28 PM

chrisco123: The 1.75 carat princess solitaire (almost perfect colour and clarity) was all I needed to snag the best gal in the world.


U trolly trollop.

+9
 
2013-05-23 09:40:45 PM
So how long before some corporation bastard steals the idea from him?
 
2013-05-23 09:41:20 PM

chrisco123: MrJesus

1.75ct solitaire with that kind of color and clarity would run about $15k for just the rock

And your point is?  I paid for the diamond.  The 18k white gold ring was no extra charge.


My point is $15k isn't "four days pay" for 99% of the population.

And before you get your panties in a bunch, I'm quite into the six figures, thanks. $15k would be the equivalent of about 3 gross paychecks, which nobody is getting.
 
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