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(Des Moines Register)   Man files lawsuit to have President Obama declared Kenyan. The man is currently serving a 17 year prison sentence for sending threatening mail to a Texas woman whom he believed to be a clone of singer Stevie Nicks   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 116
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2013-05-23 07:43:26 PM
America: where it's funny to send the mentally ill to prison.
 
2013-05-23 07:48:09 PM

czetie: America: where it's funny to send the mentally ill to prison.




It's either that, politics, or TV.
 
2013-05-23 08:06:04 PM
Corey-Daniels gave a telephone interview to the newspaper last year in response to the fact that Judd's write-in presidential campaign garnered 41 percent of the vote in West Virginia's 2012 presidential primary.

Judd Beat Obama in nine of West Virginia's 55 counties and won 72,500 votes statewide, compared to Obama's nearly 106,000. Another 25,000 Democrats and independents voted in the Democratic primary but cast no vote in the presidential race.


West Virginia, everybody.
 
2013-05-23 08:12:35 PM

bdub77: Corey-Daniels gave a telephone interview to the newspaper last year in response to the fact that Judd's write-in presidential campaign garnered 41 percent of the vote in West Virginia's 2012 presidential primary.

Judd Beat Obama in nine of West Virginia's 55 counties and won 72,500 votes statewide, compared to Obama's nearly 106,000. Another 25,000 Democrats and independents voted in the Democratic primary but cast no vote in the presidential race.

West Virginia, everybody.


If he'd legally changed his name to A. Whiteman he would have won.
 
2013-05-23 08:33:05 PM
i40.tinypic.com

My hair is a raccoon, your presidency is invalid.
 
2013-05-23 08:36:07 PM
If you want further lulz about the guy he has his own Wikipedia page.

Keith Russell Judd
 
2013-05-23 09:10:53 PM
So...where is this woman who looks like Stevie Nicks?
 
2013-05-23 09:19:26 PM
He's the perfect representative of the Tea Party and GOP
 
2013-05-23 09:19:52 PM
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song, sounds like she's singing.
Who, baby who, baby whoooo
 
2013-05-23 09:20:15 PM

fusillade762: [i40.tinypic.com image 514x353]

My hair is a raccoon, your presidency is invalid.


Business up front, party in the rear.

Literally, with a 17 year prison sentence.
 
2013-05-23 09:20:20 PM
www.enemyplanet.com
 
2013-05-23 09:21:59 PM

czetie: America: where it's funny to send the mentally ill to prison.


They'd be as funny in an asylum.
 
2013-05-23 09:23:32 PM
Paranoid schizophrenia, paranoid schizophrenia, come onnnn paranoid schizophrenia...

*click link*

Darn it, no answer on his disorder.
 
2013-05-23 09:23:49 PM

revrendjim: So...where is this woman who looks like Stevie Nicks?


southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-05-23 09:24:30 PM
hmmm..

my headline was still funnier. :P
 
2013-05-23 09:25:42 PM

remus: [www.enemyplanet.com image 780x574]


That still makes me giggle...
 
2013-05-23 09:26:11 PM
Finally, a story here on the politics tab with some real substance.
 
2013-05-23 09:26:38 PM
Here come the fark moderates to explain that he's a sekrit librul.
 
2013-05-23 09:29:32 PM

fusillade762: [i40.tinypic.com image 514x353]

My hair is a raccoon, your presidency is invalid.


img838.imageshack.us

/q n' d
 
2013-05-23 09:33:34 PM

Kibbler: Here come the fark moderates to explain that he's a sekrit librul.


He ran in the presidential primaries as a Democrat.

But yes, normally the batshiat run as GOP.
 
2013-05-23 09:35:37 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Kibbler: Here come the fark moderates to explain that he's a sekrit librul.

He ran in the presidential primaries as a Democrat.

But yes, normally the batshiat run as GOP.


Democrat != liberal.
 
2013-05-23 09:36:40 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-23 09:38:42 PM
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Kibbler: Here come the fark moderates to explain that he's a sekrit librul.

He ran in the presidential primaries as a Democrat.

But yes, normally the batshiat run aswin in the GOP primaries.

FTFY
 
2013-05-23 09:38:59 PM

revrendjim: So...where is this woman who looks like Stevie Nicks?


Where is she? No where near you.
 
2013-05-23 09:41:01 PM

Gato Blanco: Paranoid schizophrenia, paranoid schizophrenia, come onnnn paranoid schizophrenia...

*click link*

Darn it, no answer on his disorder.


Mr. Judd is a "birther", which is itself a mental disorder.
 
2013-05-23 09:43:48 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Kibbler: Here come the fark moderates to explain that he's a sekrit librul.

He ran in the presidential primaries as a Democrat.

But yes, normally the batshiat run as GOP.


The batshiat are accepted as legitimate candidates by the GOP.
 
2013-05-23 09:47:43 PM

Enigmamf: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Kibbler: Here come the fark moderates to explain that he's a sekrit librul.

He ran in the presidential primaries as a Democrat.

But yes, normally the batshiat run as GOP.

The batshiat are accepted as legitimate candidates by the GOP.


Cos it's so hard to differentiate batshiat from the considered serious political stance of the Republican intellectual.
 
2013-05-23 09:48:16 PM

machoprogrammer: revrendjim: So...where is this woman who looks like Stevie Nicks?


Isn't that STEAMIE Nicks?
 
2013-05-23 09:49:50 PM
So, by that logic, unless you're descended through your male ancestors from a Native American, NOBODY is an American citizen by birth?  Am I understanding that right?  I mean, if Obama having a foreign father is enough to disqualify him from American citizenship by birth then how far back does this have to go?  Can we invalidate almost every presidency in the history of our country using this?
 
2013-05-23 09:51:37 PM

czetie: America: where it's funny to send the mentally ill to prison.


Well, giving them medical treatment would be socialism.  Next thing you know, Americans start drinking skunky beer and eating foreign bacon....that isn;t really bacon! ANARCHy1!!#
 
2013-05-23 09:53:38 PM

Dimensio: Gato Blanco: Paranoid schizophrenia, paranoid schizophrenia, come onnnn paranoid schizophrenia...

*click link*

Darn it, no answer on his disorder.

Mr. Judd is a "birther", which is itself a mental disorder.


Behold, an ignorant buffoon lurks amongst us
 
2013-05-23 09:54:10 PM

Arumat: So, by that logic, unless you're descended through your male ancestors from a Native American, NOBODY is an American citizen by birth?  Am I understanding that right?  I mean, if Obama having a foreign father is enough to disqualify him from American citizenship by birth then how far back does this have to go?  Can we invalidate almost every presidency in the history of our country using this?


Yes.  Go home white man.
 
2013-05-23 09:54:44 PM

revrendjim: So...where is this woman who looks like Stevie Nicks?


img2-3.timeinc.net

/hot linkage.
 
2013-05-23 09:57:13 PM

Mole Man: revrendjim: So...where is this woman who looks like Stevie Nicks?



/hot linkage.


OK that's close enough.
 
2013-05-23 09:57:34 PM
In fairness, I would be extremely wary around anyone whom I believed to be genetically identical to Stevie Nicks.
 
2013-05-23 10:01:33 PM
and this guy doesn't have his own Fox show because...?
 
2013-05-23 10:02:58 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: Dimensio: Gato Blanco: Paranoid schizophrenia, paranoid schizophrenia, come onnnn paranoid schizophrenia...

*click link*

Darn it, no answer on his disorder.

Mr. Judd is a "birther", which is itself a mental disorder.

Behold, an ignorant buffoon lurks amongst us


You're saying it's not?
 
2013-05-23 10:04:25 PM

fusillade762: [i40.tinypic.com image 514x353]

My hair is a raccoon, your presidency is invalid.


Lindsey Buckingham really let himself go.
 
2013-05-23 10:05:29 PM
Funny that this came up, I was in line behind a Stevie Nicks clone at CVS today.
 
2013-05-23 10:05:35 PM
How much of the Tea Party is already in this guy's corner?
 
2013-05-23 10:05:54 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Skywolf the Scribbler: Dimensio: Gato Blanco: Paranoid schizophrenia, paranoid schizophrenia, come onnnn paranoid schizophrenia...

*click link*

Darn it, no answer on his disorder.

Mr. Judd is a "birther", which is itself a mental disorder.

Behold, an ignorant buffoon lurks amongst us

You're saying it's not?


Yes
 
2013-05-23 10:09:13 PM
Am I supposed to care? I'm not sure where the caring is supposed to be here. Cares not found.
 
2013-05-23 10:15:37 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: cameroncrazy1984: Skywolf the Scribbler: Dimensio: Gato Blanco: Paranoid schizophrenia, paranoid schizophrenia, come onnnn paranoid schizophrenia...

*click link*

Darn it, no answer on his disorder.

Mr. Judd is a "birther", which is itself a mental disorder.

Behold, an ignorant buffoon lurks amongst us

You're saying it's not?

Yes


Right, birtherism is, in itself, not a mental disorder. It's merely a symptom of one of many.
 
2013-05-23 10:18:27 PM
I'm a Wall Street Banker, so I'm getting a real kick out of some of these replies.

/obviously trolling
//I would rather admit to being a kitty rapist
///although if I were a Wall Street banker I would consider raping all of your kittehs
 
2013-05-23 10:18:59 PM

bdub77: Corey-Daniels gave a telephone interview to the newspaper last year in response to the fact that Judd's write-in presidential campaign garnered 41 percent of the vote in West Virginia's 2012 presidential primary.

Judd Beat Obama in nine of West Virginia's 55 counties and won 72,500 votes statewide, compared to Obama's nearly 106,000. Another 25,000 Democrats and independents voted in the Democratic primary but cast no vote in the presidential race.

West Virginia, everybody.


I believe this makes him the President of the United States of West Virginia.
 
2013-05-23 10:19:31 PM

FlashHarry: and this guy doesn't have his own Fox show because...?


He's a Democrat. Automatic DQ from Faux news.
 
2013-05-23 10:22:21 PM
Having him declared a Kenyan is nothing. Try to get him declared a Funyun. Specifically,
www.fritolay.com
 
2013-05-23 10:28:08 PM
The man is currently serving a 17 year prison sentence for sending threatening mail to a Texas woman whom he believed to be a clone of singer Stevie Nicks

I guess you could say he's...

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

...on the edge of 17.
 
2013-05-23 10:29:12 PM

BMulligan: In fairness, I would be extremely wary around anyone whom I believed to be genetically identical to Stevie Nicks.


You should be okay if you keep enough high-quality nose candy available.
 
2013-05-23 10:30:55 PM

sun lu tang: Funny that this came up, I was in line behind a Stevie Nicks clone at CVS today.


Whoa, stand back, stand back.
 
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