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(WLKY Louisville)   Your neighbor is shooting rabbits with an air gun. Do you C) grab your loaded AK-47 and start threatening him with it. (w/ best mugshot you're likely to see all day)   (wlky.com) divider line 121
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2013-05-23 05:56:53 PM
Rodney "Crazy Eyes" Wold
www.wlky.com
 
2013-05-23 06:00:13 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-23 06:03:39 PM
The rabbit told him to do it
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2013-05-23 06:14:43 PM
He looks exactly like what I expected him to look like.
 
2013-05-23 07:07:44 PM
I kill squirrels with an air rifle from my from porch all the time. Wanna threaten me with an AK? Lemme reach inside the door for a sec, buddy.
 
2013-05-23 07:12:12 PM
I thought the bail should have been larger. This guy is a threat to society.
 
2013-05-23 07:57:42 PM
i.imgur.com

Kind of looks like a cross between Elmer Fudd and John Lithgow.
 
2013-05-23 08:18:35 PM
I read that a "rabbis" and thought it might have been an acceptable response to antisemitism.
 
2013-05-23 08:25:10 PM

phlegmmo: Rodney "Crazy Eyes" Wold
[www.wlky.com image 378x252]


World Champion in 2-on-1 Staring Competition.
 
2013-05-23 08:37:45 PM
Since he managed not to shoot himself, I'll go with 'responsible gun owner' instead of 'certified safety instructor'.
 
2013-05-23 08:39:07 PM
Kentucky? What, what?!
 
2013-05-23 08:40:04 PM
granitegrok.com
 
2013-05-23 08:43:05 PM

jehovahs witness protection: I kill squirrels with an air rifle from my from porch all the time. Wanna threaten me with an AK? Lemme reach inside the door for a sec, buddy.


i140.photobucket.com
 
M-G
2013-05-23 08:43:13 PM
Was this the guy shooting?

news.bbc.co.uk
 
2013-05-23 08:43:15 PM
Judge Donald Armstrong reduce his bond from $5,000 full cash, allowing him out of jail on his own recognizance, but ordered him not to possess any weapons.

Reduced.
not reduce.

And good for the judge, but is that even legal?
 
2013-05-23 08:43:22 PM
Isn't this like the third AK-47 story in the last 24 hours?
 
2013-05-23 08:44:43 PM
www.wlky.com

Tell me about the rabbits, George.
 
2013-05-23 08:46:37 PM
So did this guy have his eyes surgically moved closer together....another freakin' inch and he'd be the Kentucky Cyclops!
 
2013-05-23 08:47:27 PM

vudukungfu: And good for the judge, but is that even legal?


It sounds like a condition of his bail, which means that as a voluntary agreement on the defendant's part, yes, it should be legal. The defendant has the option of staying in jail instead.
 
2013-05-23 08:47:55 PM
Must have been what the patriots meant when they gave us a "right to bear arms".

They didn't say shiat about "right to rabbit hides".
 
2013-05-23 08:50:59 PM
You know how to get back at your neighbor?
They pull a air gun, you pull a AK-47. He sends rabbits to heaven, you threaten to send him to the morgue.
THAT'S the Kentucky way!
 
2013-05-23 08:52:44 PM

Circusdog320: So did this guy have his eyes surgically moved closer together....another freakin' inch and he'd be the Kentucky Cyclops!


Yeah his eyes are way too farking close together.
 
2013-05-23 08:53:17 PM

bdub77: Kind of looks like a cross between Elmer Fudd and John Lithgow.


I swear I thought the exact same thing.
 
2013-05-23 08:54:15 PM
One hates to stereotype based on appearances but that guy has no record? Seriously? I'd have guessed his life could be summed up by a ratio of in jail to out.
 
2013-05-23 08:55:33 PM

A Terrible Human: Circusdog320: So did this guy have his eyes surgically moved closer together....another freakin' inch and he'd be the Kentucky Cyclops!

Yeah his eyes are way too farking close together.


Yeah, but he doesn't have to close one eye to aim his sniper rifle, so he has that going for him, which is nice.
 
2013-05-23 08:55:36 PM

vudukungfu: Judge Donald Armstrong reduce his bond from $5,000 full cash, allowing him out of jail on his own recognizance, but ordered him not to possess any weapons.

Reduced.
not reduce.

And good for the judge, but is that even legal?


Judges have great latitude in setting bail.
 
2013-05-23 08:57:19 PM
img.photobucket.com

I think it's actually an improvement!
 
2013-05-23 08:58:03 PM
inb4 "another responsible gun owner"
 
2013-05-23 08:58:24 PM

Manfred J. Hattan: One hates to stereotype based on appearances but that guy has no record? Seriously? I'd have guessed his life could be summed up by a ratio of in jail to out.


Funny thing is, you don't get a jail record or suspicion of murdering people unless people find the corpses or evidence of the killings.

/Anyone got pics of this guy at any T-party rallies?
 
Ehh
2013-05-23 08:58:48 PM
This was totally wrongheaded. Rodney should have given his AK to the toughest looking rabbit. THAT would even things up.
 
2013-05-23 09:04:42 PM
What's funny is that there are a few FarkLibtards that would be ok with this.
 
2013-05-23 09:04:52 PM
So which one is the "good guy with a gun?"
 
2013-05-23 09:07:34 PM
God, vegans are a pain in the ass.
 
2013-05-23 09:08:16 PM
He's screwed in a few years when his eyes start crapping out, he'll never find frames to fit his face unless he has kids frame but with adult sized side bits that go over the ears.
I'm saying the guy's head is weird. Or maybe the picture was taken in front of a funfair mirror.
 
2013-05-23 09:15:04 PM

"When police arrived, Wold let them search his home and the AK-47 was found between the mattress and box spring of a bed."


Obviously this guy is a Farker, because he assumed the police are so stupid they wouldn't do something simple like look for a large weapon laying between a mattress and a box spring.

 
2013-05-23 09:16:09 PM

golden goat: So which one is the "good guy with a gun?"


Another fine day in the world when the least-worst person in the situation is the asshole shooting at bunnies with an air gun because they were nibbling on his begonias.
 
2013-05-23 09:16:32 PM

skinink: "When police arrived, Wold let them search his home and the AK-47 was found between the mattress and box spring of a bed."
Obviously this guy is a Farker, because he assumed the police are so stupid they wouldn't do something simple like look for a large weapon laying between a mattress and a box spring.


I'm surprised they found his house.
 
2013-05-23 09:18:05 PM

jehovahs witness protection: I kill squirrels with an air rifle from my from porch all the time. Wanna threaten me with an AK? Lemme reach inside the door for a sec, buddy.




Uh, your full body-body-armor-made-of-squirrel-pelts is most likely NOT going to work against an AK. Just sayin'.

Man, gun nut fantasies just keep getting weirder.
 
2013-05-23 09:18:26 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Isn't this like the third AK-47 story in the last 24 hours?


thegunwriter.blogs.heraldtribune.com
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gja [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 09:19:54 PM

jehovahs witness protection: I kill squirrels with an air rifle from my from porch all the time. Wanna threaten me with an AK? Lemme reach inside the door for a sec, buddy.


Nice cruelty streak you have there.
 
2013-05-23 09:20:02 PM

YodaBlues: drjekel_mrhyde: Isn't this like the third AK-47 story in the last 24 hours?

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You forgot the limp penis!
 
2013-05-23 09:21:27 PM

Bumblefark: golden goat: So which one is the "good guy with a gun?"

Another fine day in the world when the least-worst person in the situation is the asshole shooting at bunnies with an air gun because they were nibbling on his begonias.


What's wrong with killing pest animals? Unless the BB gun guy was being reckless somehow and shooting toward the neighbor's property, I don't see what's the problem.
 
2013-05-23 09:23:36 PM

Jackie Onanist: Tell me about the rabbits, George.


First thing I thought of when I saw the mugshot.
 
2013-05-23 09:23:43 PM

gja: jehovahs witness protection: I kill squirrels with an air rifle from my from porch all the time. Wanna threaten me with an AK? Lemme reach inside the door for a sec, buddy.

Nice cruelty streak you have there.


Is it cruel to swat a mosquito?
 
2013-05-23 09:25:32 PM
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2013-05-23 09:27:23 PM
/so, wizard?
//...hunt men (gay-porn title?)
 
2013-05-23 09:27:32 PM

YodaBlues: drjekel_mrhyde: Isn't this like the third AK-47 story in the last 24 hours?

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Need to add a water balloon to that now.
 
2013-05-23 09:31:22 PM
Hey! George told him to tend those rabbits, and he's damn well gonna tend those rabbits!
 
2013-05-23 09:31:56 PM

vudukungfu: Judge Donald Armstrong reduce his bond from $5,000 full cash, allowing him out of jail on his own recognizance, but ordered him not to possess any weapons.

Reduced.
not reduce.

And good for the judge, but is that even legal?


More importantly, what would one do to the garden to prevent the rabbits from getting in (besides shooting them in a residential area)?

/I guess I could LMGTFY.com or something...
//http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+can+i+keep+rabbits+out+of+my+garden%3F
 
2013-05-23 09:33:30 PM
"It is never OK to resolve any type of argument with a weapon of any sort, much less a gun," Klain said.

Hitler!
 
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