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(Daily Mail)   Stalking a 15-year-old pupil for two straight years will get you banned from teaching for life. Yes, the crazy eyes are involved   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line 107
    More: Dumbass, Department for Education, Catherine Rayne, Ofsted  
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2013-05-23 05:29:58 PM  
He could have had
i.dailymail.co.uk

but yet he chose
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-05-23 05:38:23 PM  
There's no way that kid was 15 years old for the two years she was chasing after him. Just sayin'
 
2013-05-23 05:50:36 PM  
I'd let her play with my peninsula.
 
2013-05-23 05:50:56 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: There's no way that kid was 15 years old for the two years she was chasing after him. Just sayin'


Fark you! Maybe he was a timelord. Ever think of that, genius!?
 
2013-05-23 06:08:31 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: There's no way that kid was 15 years old for the two years she was chasing after him. Just sayin'


Came here to make this joke.  *tinyfist*
 
2013-05-23 06:17:42 PM  
What happens is someone stalks a two year old for fifteen years?
 
2013-05-23 06:20:51 PM  

grokca: I'd let her play with my peninsula.


I'd like to see how wet her inlet is.
 
2013-05-23 06:49:24 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: What happens is someone stalks a two year old for fifteen years?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-23 06:56:00 PM  
uh...  WHAR CRAZYEYEZ? WHAR??

i555.photobucket.com

Now THAT's teh crazyeyes, subby.  Srsly-- the standard has been raised. Please try to keep up.
 
2013-05-23 07:18:57 PM  

vygramul: grokca: I'd let her play with my peninsula.

I'd like to see how wet her inlet is.


Possibly head into the backwoods.
 
2013-05-23 08:17:46 PM  
WTF is wrong with grown women who want to doink 15 yr old boys??  I don't get it.
 
2013-05-23 08:20:08 PM  
giving him extra tuition at her home

Is that code?
 
2013-05-23 08:25:18 PM  
So the student is gay I assume.
 
2013-05-23 08:38:01 PM  

bronyaur1: WTF is wrong with grown women who want to doink 15 yr old boys??  I don't get it.


Don't despair.  I didn't get it either.

Come to think of it I didn't get it when I was 16, 17, 18... Well, you get the picture.
 
2013-05-23 09:15:01 PM  

bronyaur1: WTF is wrong with grown women who want to doink 15 yr old boys??  I don't get it.


I have absolutely no idea. I've tried to wrap my head around that question every time there's one of these stories, but I'm no closer to an answer.

Especially when these teachers have spouses and families that they risk for a chance at someone who can't even legally drive.
 
2013-05-23 09:18:24 PM  

WTFDYW: He could have had


but yet he chose


Chloe?
 
2013-05-23 09:29:56 PM  

miss diminutive: bronyaur1: WTF is wrong with grown women who want to doink 15 yr old boys??  I don't get it.

I have absolutely no idea. I've tried to wrap my head around that question every time there's one of these stories, but I'm no closer to an answer.

Especially when these teachers have spouses and families that they risk for a chance at someone who can't even legally drive.


This is one of those very hard to answer things I don't understand too.

/also why women want to marry murders in prison.. just don't get it
 
2013-05-23 09:34:06 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: miss diminutive: bronyaur1: WTF is wrong with grown women who want to doink 15 yr old boys??  I don't get it.

I have absolutely no idea. I've tried to wrap my head around that question every time there's one of these stories, but I'm no closer to an answer.

Especially when these teachers have spouses and families that they risk for a chance at someone who can't even legally drive.

This is one of those very hard to answer things I don't understand too.

/also why women want to marry murders in prison.. just don't get it



Because they're nuts?
 
2013-05-23 09:46:42 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: There's no way that kid was 15 years old for the two years she was chasing after him. Just sayin'


Yeah, well the article writer also claims that, to a 35 year old, 15 is "less than half her age." Or is that one of those strange British things? Like crumpets and al-you-minny-um?
 
2013-05-23 09:47:23 PM  

bronyaur1: WTF is wrong with grown women who want to doink 15 yr old boys??  I don't get it.


They're pedophiles. Same as a grown man stalking a teenage girl.Just because they're a woman doesn't mean the crime doesn't exist.
 
2013-05-23 09:49:20 PM  
bronyaur1:

WTF is wrong with grown women who want to doink 15 yr old boys??  I don't get it.

They want them before somebody else ruins their lives.
 
2013-05-23 09:53:07 PM  
It is the attached ear lobes.  People with attached earlobes are freaks.
 
2013-05-23 09:54:04 PM  

Mugato: So the student is gay I assume.


Came here to say this. Although, maybe it was just too easy. Half the fun is the thrill of the chase.
 
2013-05-23 09:55:18 PM  

WTFDYW: He could have had
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x759]

but yet he chose
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x399]


He'd rather have the sheep???
 
2013-05-23 09:55:26 PM  
woman geography teacher

Can I just interject that I hate this (or man) used as an adjective.My pet peeve says this should be female! No, I am not the OED.
 
2013-05-23 09:57:43 PM  
Well if she chased him for two straight years, I bet they're both in AWESOME shape by now!!!
 
2013-05-23 10:01:09 PM  
That is the most awkward "sexy" pose, isn't it? And I have attached earlobes!
 
2013-05-23 10:02:17 PM  

bronyaur1: WTF is wrong with grown women who want to doink 15 yr old boys??  I don't get it.


AXE. That shiat really works.
 
2013-05-23 10:03:18 PM  
I'd like to hold onto those ears like handles while she, uh, debated the merits of german sausage.

yes yes
 
2013-05-23 10:03:19 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: miss diminutive: bronyaur1: WTF is wrong with grown women who want to doink 15 yr old boys??  I don't get it.

I have absolutely no idea. I've tried to wrap my head around that question every time there's one of these stories, but I'm no closer to an answer.

Especially when these teachers have spouses and families that they risk for a chance at someone who can't even legally drive.

This is one of those very hard to answer things I don't understand too.

/also why women want to marry murders in prison.. just don't get it


What's not to get? Women are stupid.

/throw rocks at them
 
2013-05-23 10:04:30 PM  
She's kind of quirky cute.

/I'm a sucker for teh crazy.
 
2013-05-23 10:05:08 PM  
overlyattachedgirlfriend.net
/oblig
 
2013-05-23 10:06:58 PM  

Mugato: So the student is gay I assume.


Came here to say that. GMTA!


skinink: bronyaur1: WTF is wrong with grown women who want to doink 15 yr old boys??  I don't get it.

They're pedophiles. Same as a grown man stalking a teenage girl.Just because they're a woman doesn't mean the crime doesn't exist.


No. Sorry. To quote Wikipedia:


As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in persons 16 years of age or older typically characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest toward prepubescent children (generally age 11 years or younger, though specific diagnosis criteria for the disorder extends the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13).

In fact the article starts off with this:


This article is about the sexual interest in prepubescent children. For the sexual act, see Child sexual abuse. For the primary sexual interest in 11-14 year old pubescents, see Hebephilia. For mid-to-late adolescents (15-19), see Ephebophilia.

The big difference is puberty (Wikipedia link). You've heard of "puberty" before, right? Please familiarize yourself with the facts.

Here's an easy definition from Wiktionary:

     Puberty: the age at which a person is first capable of sexual reproduction

Briefly, if he's capable of ejaculating semen or she's had her first period they're PAST puberty and by definition are too OLD for a pedophile.

Calling someone a pedophile for pursuing a POST-pubescent boy is like calling a giraffe a long-necked horse.
 
2013-05-23 10:08:07 PM  

skinink: bronyaur1: WTF is wrong with grown women who want to doink 15 yr old boys??  I don't get it.

They're pedophiles. Same as a grown man stalking a teenage girl.Just because they're a woman doesn't mean the crime doesn't exist.




Was she still a pedophile when he was seventeen? Remember: A pedophile is a person 16 years of age or older who is primarily or exclusively sexually attracted to children who have not begun puberty (girls 10 years old or less, and boys 11 year old or less, on average).[1][2][3][4][5] The prepubescent child must be at least five years younger than the person in the case of adolescent pedophiles before the attraction can be diagnosed as pedophilia.[1]

I'd say it's likely that she has some sort of issue. Just not that one.
 
gja
2013-05-23 10:08:21 PM  

Bob_Sled: WTFDYW: He could have had
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x759]

but yet he chose
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x399]

He'd rather have the sheep???


Wham, bam, thank you ram!
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-23 10:09:21 PM  
Okay I read this as "Shaking a 15 year old pupil for two straight years"
 
2013-05-23 10:11:18 PM  
That kid must age slowly.
 
2013-05-23 10:12:55 PM  
I read it as I would let her grow my bean stalk
 
2013-05-23 10:13:10 PM  
Here's how you do it.

i41.tinypic.com

He successfully resisted the urge (so far as we know at least), then went on to write a huge hit song about it. Then, groupies!
 
2013-05-23 10:14:00 PM  
Looking around...Anyone made a Scouts joke yet? Anyone?  OK..

He's going to have a great story to tell at the next Boy Scouts meeting.
 
2013-05-23 10:14:07 PM  
The One True TheDavid:

No. Sorry. To quote Wikipedia:

...As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in persons 16 years of age or older typically characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest toward prepubescent children (generally age 11 years or younger, though specific diagnosis criteria for the disorder extends the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13).



Repo Man:

Was she still a pedophile when he was seventeen? Remember: A pedophile is a person 16 years of age or older who is primarily or exclusively sexually attracted to children who have not begun puberty (girls 10 years old or less, and boys 11 year old or less, on average)...

HA. I beat you by NINE whole seconds.

(Yes, I've had a few. And that was the smartest thing I'd done all day.)
 
2013-05-23 10:14:09 PM  

Tuskan_Roeder: Sin_City_Superhero: There's no way that kid was 15 years old for the two years she was chasing after him. Just sayin'

Yeah, well the article writer also claims that, to a 35 year old, 15 is "less than half her age." Or is that one of those strange British things? Like crumpets and al-you-minny-um?


Uhh, 15 is less than half of 35.
15 * 2 = 30
35 / 2 = 17.5
 
2013-05-23 10:14:53 PM  

Mark Ratner: Came here to say this. Although, maybe it was just too easy. Half the fun is the thrill of the chase.


When I was 15, all of the fun was the thrill of the girl having a pulse. Even that was highly negotiable.
 
2013-05-23 10:15:30 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-23 10:15:34 PM  
So, a fifteen year old boy shows better taste and better sense than the vast majority of Farkers out there.
No, I am not surprised.
 
2013-05-23 10:16:09 PM  

Tuskan_Roeder: Sin_City_Superhero: There's no way that kid was 15 years old for the two years she was chasing after him. Just sayin'

Yeah, well the article writer also claims that, to a 35 year old, 15 is "less than half her age." Or is that one of those strange British things? Like crumpets and al-you-minny-um?


Not sure what the issue is here... 15 *is* less than half of 35 (17 1/2).
 
2013-05-23 10:16:17 PM  

Tuskan_Roeder: Sin_City_Superhero: There's no way that kid was 15 years old for the two years she was chasing after him. Just sayin'

Yeah, well the article writer also claims that, to a 35 year old, 15 is "less than half her age." Or is that one of those strange British things? Like crumpets and al-you-minny-um?


Or math. Are you retarded?
 
2013-05-23 10:16:46 PM  

Tuskan_Roeder: Yeah, well the article writer also claims that, to a 35 year old, 15 is "less than half her age." Or is that one of those strange British things? Like crumpets and al-you-minny-um?


Half of 35 is 17.5

15 is less than 17.5(half her age)
 
2013-05-23 10:18:22 PM  
Uncomfortable: The Department of Education's report said that Ms Rayne (pictured) should have known that the pupil was not comfortable with her advances

Pupil's name kept confidential not because of his age, but to protect him from getting his ass stomped every day in school by other schoolkids for being the World's Biggest Homo.
 
2013-05-23 10:20:08 PM  

bronyaur1: WTF is wrong with grown women who want to doink 15 yr old boys??  I don't get it.


Neither do I, and I wish I did when I was 15.
 
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