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(Winnipeg Free Press)   News: Woman run over by car. Fark: her own car. UltraFark: THREE TIMES   (winnipegfreepress.com) divider line 39
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2013-05-23 05:41:32 PM
Her transmission wound up in "reverse" instead of "park" as she got out. The woman got smacked by the car's open door as it backed up and ran over one of her legs as she was knocked to the ground.

She attempted to pull herself up and reached into the car to shift the gears. But she fumbled and was struck a second time, resulting in her being run over again. A third attempt produced the same results.


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2013-05-23 05:48:43 PM
As I was reading TFA, Yakety Sax started playing in my mind.
I don't know why.
 
2013-05-23 05:50:22 PM
That car REALLY hated her.
 
2013-05-23 05:55:51 PM
Phil Leotardo is impressed.

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2013-05-23 05:57:21 PM
Woman driver thread!

Anyone got pics of more "motoring MISS-haps"?
 
2013-05-23 05:58:24 PM

Walker: That car REALLY hated her.


It's a shame they couldn't come to some accord.
 
2013-05-23 05:59:06 PM
Amusing?
 
2013-05-23 06:00:05 PM
And this years recipient of the Woman Driver of the year goes to...
 
2013-05-23 06:00:20 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: Walker: That car REALLY hated her.

It's a shame they couldn't come to some accord.


It's a shame she couldn't dodge, too.
 
2013-05-23 06:02:26 PM
At what point do you just say "fark it" and lay down and die?
 
2013-05-23 06:02:56 PM
...in a row?
 
2013-05-23 06:03:05 PM
High Score!
 
2013-05-23 06:05:21 PM
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2013-05-23 06:05:52 PM

CaptSacto: As I was reading TFA, Yakety Sax started playing in my mind.
I don't know why.


I think I saw this episode of "The Benny Hill Show".
 
2013-05-23 06:06:07 PM

WhippingBoy: Woman driver thread!

Anyone got pics of more "motoring MISS-haps"?


There yugo again. Just because it was a woman doesn't mean you should take jeep shots at all women drivers.
 
2013-05-23 06:11:16 PM
Pouvons-nous avoir une etiquette "Quebec"?
 
2013-05-23 06:14:31 PM
Was it a '58 Plymouth Fury?
 
2013-05-23 06:24:01 PM

CaptSacto: UrukHaiGuyz: Walker: That car REALLY hated her.

It's a shame they couldn't come to some accord.

It's a shame she couldn't dodge, too.


I think she tried to, but lost her footing and fell fiat.
 
2013-05-23 06:27:02 PM
Yet another reason automatics are the suck.
 
2013-05-23 06:30:11 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: CaptSacto: UrukHaiGuyz: Walker: That car REALLY hated her.

It's a shame they couldn't come to some accord.

It's a shame she couldn't dodge, too.

I think she tried to, but lost her footing and fell fiat.


Hopefully she can aford to buy something else, this one obviously isn't working out well.
 
2013-05-23 06:39:11 PM
Any relationship to Oliver St John-Mollusc?
 
2013-05-23 06:43:13 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: [pics.imcdb.org image 720x306]


Win, for the love of the gods.
 
2013-05-23 06:47:15 PM
She's an adult with a paper route.  She probably didn't even noticed getting run over until the third time (life having run over her so many times previously).
 
2013-05-23 06:54:22 PM
Came for 'Christine' reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-05-23 06:54:59 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: [pics.imcdb.org image 720x306]


And this is why I haven't blocked you or anyone else yet.

Whether or not you see eye-to-eye with someone. they're still a people... and people can be funny.
 
zez
2013-05-23 06:55:59 PM
There was a fark thread a long time ago about a car just going in circles backwards for probably an hour before someone jumped in and turned it off. The link had video too.
 
2013-05-23 06:57:16 PM
My girlfriend did something similar two years ago.  She left her pickup in neutral and stumbled getting out of the cab.  The wheels went right over her lower legs but amazingly nothing was broken.

She refused to see a doctor, and since she was a doctor in Beijing it's hard for me to argue with her.  Instead, she wanted to sing with her choral group at an old folks home that evening.  And she did.
 
zez
2013-05-23 06:58:27 PM
 
2013-05-23 07:02:44 PM
If she weren't a total tard, then she wouldn't have had that stupid job to start. This person is the kind of person who would injure themselves no matter what work they do, though.

Bad things happen to stupid people because they do stupid things.
 
2013-05-23 07:13:54 PM
Are you sure no one was driving.

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2013-05-23 07:20:24 PM
Oh Ah, in queebec.

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2013-05-23 07:20:43 PM

Unobtanium: Any relationship to Oliver St John-Mollusc?


WHAT A GREAT TWIT!
 
2013-05-23 07:35:37 PM
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2013-05-23 07:46:54 PM
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2013-05-23 07:47:27 PM
Am I the only one that read this with Yakety Sax in their head?
 
2013-05-23 08:14:05 PM
Three times? That is quite an imprezza fiat.
 
2013-05-23 09:49:01 PM
Similar happened right in front of my house last year.

A drunk left a nearby bar in his small truck. I was in the living room and heard a loud crunch and stuck my head out of the front door.

The drunk had sideswiped a car parallel parked on the street and continued forward to smash into the bumper of a truck parked in front of it. Two guys came running down the street yelling at the idiot.

He backed up and went forward into the back bumper of the truck again, then put it in reverse. He then noticed the guys yelling at him and looked back out of the open driver's window. At that point, he somehow hit the door latch and fell out of his truck with it still in reverse and rolled underneath. The front wheel went over his rib cage, and the truck continued down the street until smashing through a cedar fence at a neighbor's house as I was on the phone with 911.

The guy was back at the bar with his injuries within 36 hours.
 
2013-05-23 11:19:21 PM
She ran over herself three times, in a city named Three Rivers.....

Original article, from the paper she works for: http://www.lapresse.ca/le-nouvelliste/justice-et-faits-divers/201305/ 2 2/01-4653209-heurtee-a-trois-reprises-par-son-propre-vehicule.php
 
2013-05-24 04:21:54 AM

sunderland56: She ran over herself three times, in a city named Three Rivers.....


Study it out...
 
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