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2013-05-23 05:01:23 PM
Kids today aren't even smart enough to cheat correctly...
 
2013-05-23 05:01:57 PM
www.sunnewsnetwork.ca

So, what porn is this a screen cap of?
 
2013-05-23 05:11:05 PM
TFA:  "In the heat of the action, the decision seemed the best," she said. "Once officials heard what had happened, they immediately contacted the students' parents to explain the situation."

If stripping students to hunt for a cell phone is deemed the best decision, maybe the teachers need some decision making training.

//Exactly how stacked is the girl if you can't see the outline of a cell phone under her bra when her shirt is off?
 
2013-05-23 05:36:11 PM
but did they find the phone?
 
2013-05-23 05:37:38 PM
Nice, the teachers are all pedos.  I bet they are all members of the local union too.
 
2013-05-23 05:37:49 PM

kvinesknows: but did they find the phone?


Three sets of brass knuckles, a positive pregnancy test, a manifesto on all the choke points in the school and a garrote, but no cell phone so they went about business as usual. Too much paperwork for the others.
 
2013-05-23 05:39:30 PM
One time I was taking a final exam for a college course when all of a sudden I heard the classroom monitor say something to a student. She had caught him using a cellphone to cheat on the test. I can't believe a student was stupid enough to think they wouldn't be watching for that.
 
2013-05-23 05:41:08 PM
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2013-05-23 05:42:02 PM
I thought we already told Quebec where they could stuff it today?
 
2013-05-23 05:42:02 PM
Wouldn't it be easier to just throw out the results of the test and have everybody re-take it?
 
2013-05-23 05:44:58 PM

BizarreMan: TFA:  "In the heat of the action, the decision seemed the best," she said. "Once officials heard what had happened, they immediately contacted the students' parents to explain the situation."

If stripping students to hunt for a cell phone is deemed the best decision, maybe the teachers need some decision making training.

//Exactly how stacked is the girl if you can't see the outline of a cell phone under her bra when her shirt is off?


The way I read it the shirt wasn't coming of. The reason they had to remove the bra would then be that the bra needed to be removed so the breast wouldn't be fondled because there was nowhere to hide a telephone in that area.
 
2013-05-23 05:45:48 PM

rebelyell2006: Wouldn't it be easier to just throw out the results of the test and have everybody re-take it?


I read it as... they took the test... with phones sitting on the desk..

and then.. someone stole a phone..

ie.. its not about cheating.. it was about a stolen phone.
 
2013-05-23 05:46:21 PM

rebelyell2006: Wouldn't it be easier to just throw out the results of the test and have everybody re-take it?


The test had not happened yet.  They were preventing cheating that might occur in the future.  Because apparently the teacher had better things to do during the test than you know, pay attention.
 
2013-05-23 05:47:12 PM

BizarreMan: //Exactly how stacked is the girl if you can't see the outline of a cell phone under her bra when her shirt is off?


That's a very good question and I think we're going to need to examine some visual evidence.
 
2013-05-23 05:48:14 PM
I am the student of the graduate schooling and when I do the entry into the laboratory for the microscoping the supervisor of me does the strip searching because he says in the past the microscope slides of he have had the thefting. Now let me say to you the following and that is I am the individual who can do the passing of the test of the pencil so the perky fun bags of me will not be those which the concealation of the slides can have appearance. However it is nonetheless the policy understood by me and perhaps if the parents of these would see the two sides they would know this as the appropriate thing. You are welcome.
 
2013-05-23 05:48:40 PM

Super Chronic: BizarreMan: //Exactly how stacked is the girl if you can't see the outline of a cell phone under her bra when her shirt is off?

That's a very good question and I think we're going to need to examine some visual evidence.


Quick to the grant machine!
 
2013-05-23 05:48:47 PM
Calling the pre-crimes unit!
 
2013-05-23 05:49:07 PM

DerAppie: The way I read it the shirt wasn't coming of. The reason they had to remove the bra would then be that the bra needed to be removed so the breast wouldn't be fondled because there was nowhere to hide a telephone in that area.


Same here.

1) Turn around so your back is facing me.
2) Take off your bra, but leave your shirt on while you do it.  (girls can do this through some magical procedure.  I've seen it a million times but it makes no damn sense)
3) Put your arms up.

If a phone was hiding there, it would drop to the floor.  But "strip search" generates more clicks and poutrage than reality.
 
2013-05-23 05:51:29 PM
"Canada"
"Math exam"
"Cheating"

You know who's behind this, right?
 
2013-05-23 05:52:19 PM

kvinesknows: rebelyell2006: Wouldn't it be easier to just throw out the results of the test and have everybody re-take it?

I read it as... they took the test... with phones sitting on the desk..

and then.. someone stole a phone..

ie.. its not about cheating.. it was about a stolen phone.


Well, then give everybody a detention until someone rats out the thief. Instead of strip-searching people.
 
2013-05-23 05:52:55 PM

meow said the dog: I am the student of the graduate schooling and when I do the entry into the laboratory for the microscoping the supervisor of me does the strip searching because he says in the past the microscope slides of he have had the thefting. Now let me say to you the following and that is I am the individual who can do the passing of the test of the pencil so the perky fun bags of me will not be those which the concealation of the slides can have appearance. However it is nonetheless the policy understood by me and perhaps if the parents of these would see the two sides they would know this as the appropriate thing. You are welcome.


Hey, Ka'ak is a farker!
 
2013-05-23 05:54:31 PM

kvinesknows: I read it as... they took the test... with phones sitting on the desk..
and then.. someone stole a phone..
ie.. its not about cheating.. it was about a stolen phone.


After reading your comment and re-reading the story, I think you're right.

The students were ordered to put their phones on a teacher's desk to prevent cheating during a math exam but one phone was unaccounted for
 
2013-05-23 05:57:50 PM
It would not be acceptable if a parent loses it and puts a beat down on the teachers.


/sarcasm off
 
2013-05-23 05:58:12 PM

lennavan: kvinesknows: I read it as... they took the test... with phones sitting on the desk..
and then.. someone stole a phone..
ie.. its not about cheating.. it was about a stolen phone.

After reading your comment and re-reading the story, I think you're right.

The students were ordered to put their phones on a teacher's desk to prevent cheating during a math exam but one phone was unaccounted for


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2013-05-23 05:59:21 PM

lennavan: DerAppie: The way I read it the shirt wasn't coming of. The reason they had to remove the bra would then be that the bra needed to be removed so the breast wouldn't be fondled because there was nowhere to hide a telephone in that area.

Same here.

1) Turn around so your back is facing me.
2) Take off your bra, but leave your shirt on while you do it.  (girls can do this through some magical procedure.  I've seen it a million times but it makes no damn sense)
3) Put your arms up.

If a phone was hiding there, it would drop to the floor.  But "strip search" generates more clicks and poutrage than reality.


Schools don't, or shouldn't, have the right to order students to remove their clothing.
 
2013-05-23 05:59:23 PM
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?
 
2013-05-23 06:00:18 PM

super_grass: "Canada"
"Math exam"
"Cheating"

You know who's behind this, right?


Frank Stallone?
 
2013-05-23 06:05:42 PM

Carth: lennavan: DerAppie: The way I read it the shirt wasn't coming of. The reason they had to remove the bra would then be that the bra needed to be removed so the breast wouldn't be fondled because there was nowhere to hide a telephone in that area.

Same here.

1) Turn around so your back is facing me.
2) Take off your bra, but leave your shirt on while you do it.  (girls can do this through some magical procedure.  I've seen it a million times but it makes no damn sense)
3) Put your arms up.

If a phone was hiding there, it would drop to the floor.  But "strip search" generates more clicks and poutrage than reality.

Schools don't, or shouldn't, have the right to order students to remove their clothing.


Oh I definitely agree.
 
2013-05-23 06:08:36 PM

Carth: lennavan: DerAppie: The way I read it the shirt wasn't coming of. The reason they had to remove the bra would then be that the bra needed to be removed so the breast wouldn't be fondled because there was nowhere to hide a telephone in that area.

Same here.

1) Turn around so your back is facing me.
2) Take off your bra, but leave your shirt on while you do it.  (girls can do this through some magical procedure.  I've seen it a million times but it makes no damn sense)
3) Put your arms up.

If a phone was hiding there, it would drop to the floor.  But "strip search" generates more clicks and poutrage than reality.

Schools don't, or shouldn't, have the right to order students to remove their clothing.


I was going to say that step 2 was pretty bad but step 1 is bad enough. School teachers think they can order kids around. They need to remember that they're there to teach, not run their own private interrogations.
 
2013-05-23 06:24:28 PM

lennavan: 2) Take off your bra, but leave your shirt on while you do it.  (girls can do this through some magical procedure.  I've seen it a million times but it makes no damn sense)


You've never taken a girl's bra off under her shirt?
 
2013-05-23 06:30:24 PM

Russ1642: Carth: lennavan: DerAppie: The way I read it the shirt wasn't coming of. The reason they had to remove the bra would then be that the bra needed to be removed so the breast wouldn't be fondled because there was nowhere to hide a telephone in that area.

Same here.

1) Turn around so your back is facing me.
2) Take off your bra, but leave your shirt on while you do it.  (girls can do this through some magical procedure.  I've seen it a million times but it makes no damn sense)
3) Put your arms up.

If a phone was hiding there, it would drop to the floor.  But "strip search" generates more clicks and poutrage than reality.

Schools don't, or shouldn't, have the right to order students to remove their clothing.

I was going to say that step 2 was pretty bad but step 1 is bad enough. School teachers think they can order kids around. They need to remember that they're there to teach, not run their own private interrogations.


Unfortunately, in the US,  the SCOTUS already had a crack at this and decided it was okay, if it is for OTC medication
 
2013-05-23 06:31:23 PM

Carth: lennavan: DerAppie: The way I read it the shirt wasn't coming of. The reason they had to remove the bra would then be that the bra needed to be removed so the breast wouldn't be fondled because there was nowhere to hide a telephone in that area.

Same here.

1) Turn around so your back is facing me.
2) Take off your bra, but leave your shirt on while you do it.  (girls can do this through some magical procedure.  I've seen it a million times but it makes no damn sense)
3) Put your arms up.

If a phone was hiding there, it would drop to the floor.  But "strip search" generates more clicks and poutrage than reality.

Schools don't, or shouldn't, have the right to order students to remove their clothing.


Only in the United States. Canada isn't bound by Supreme Court decisions.
 
2013-05-23 06:35:35 PM

theFword: lennavan: kvinesknows: I read it as... they took the test... with phones sitting on the desk..
and then.. someone stole a phone..
ie.. its not about cheating.. it was about a stolen phone.

After reading your comment and re-reading the story, I think you're right.

The students were ordered to put their phones on a teacher's desk to prevent cheating during a math exam but one phone was unaccounted for

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Class, look to the chalkboard to see which students have lame parents and/or are poor and don't have a cellphone.
 
2013-05-23 06:45:35 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Carth: lennavan: DerAppie: The way I read it the shirt wasn't coming of. The reason they had to remove the bra would then be that the bra needed to be removed so the breast wouldn't be fondled because there was nowhere to hide a telephone in that area.

Same here.

1) Turn around so your back is facing me.
2) Take off your bra, but leave your shirt on while you do it.  (girls can do this through some magical procedure.  I've seen it a million times but it makes no damn sense)
3) Put your arms up.

If a phone was hiding there, it would drop to the floor.  But "strip search" generates more clicks and poutrage than reality.

Schools don't, or shouldn't, have the right to order students to remove their clothing.

Only in the United States. Canada isn't bound by Supreme Court decisions.


Yea, and Quebec has some crazy laws for Canada so I have no idea what is and isn't allowed overthere.
 
2013-05-23 06:53:24 PM

Carth: OtherLittleGuy: Carth: lennavan: DerAppie: The way I read it the shirt wasn't coming of. The reason they had to remove the bra would then be that the bra needed to be removed so the breast wouldn't be fondled because there was nowhere to hide a telephone in that area.

Same here.

1) Turn around so your back is facing me.
2) Take off your bra, but leave your shirt on while you do it.  (girls can do this through some magical procedure.  I've seen it a million times but it makes no damn sense)
3) Put your arms up.

If a phone was hiding there, it would drop to the floor.  But "strip search" generates more clicks and poutrage than reality.

Schools don't, or shouldn't, have the right to order students to remove their clothing.

Only in the United States. Canada isn't bound by Supreme Court decisions.

Yea, and Quebec has some crazy laws for Canada so I have no idea what is and isn't allowed overthere.


Good point. Every legal warning I've ever seen has its own clause just for Quebec. They're messed up. We should just rename it District 12 and enslave them all.
 
2013-05-23 07:05:27 PM
How do these children expect to gain anything without the benefits of cheating.

Adults do it all the time.  How do you expect those that are in high positions got there?!
 
2013-05-23 07:13:11 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Only in the United States. Canada isn't bound by Supreme Court decisions.


How do they manage that? Lemme guess, they blame "activist judges" and have some kind of "Annulment Amendment". Wait till Scalia gets hold of this.
 
2013-05-23 07:23:57 PM
Under French law: Everyone is guilty and will be treated as so until the goon in charge says otherwise.

Under English law: You have Rights of innocence and not to be deprived of those Rights without just cause. exempt in places where people don't know their Rights and allow goons to rape you in search of an orgasm from absolute power.
 
2013-05-23 07:28:37 PM
Funny all the moronic comments in the article that the students should sue the taxpayers.

Hey, I got strip searched!! I'm suing all my friends and neighbors!!!!
 
2013-05-23 07:36:42 PM
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2013-05-23 07:38:07 PM
Obviously, teachers need paid more
 
2013-05-23 07:41:34 PM

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2013-05-23 07:54:43 PM

theFword: lennavan: kvinesknows: I read it as... they took the test... with phones sitting on the desk..
and then.. someone stole a phone..
ie.. its not about cheating.. it was about a stolen phone.

After reading your comment and re-reading the story, I think you're right.

The students were ordered to put their phones on a teacher's desk to prevent cheating during a math exam but one phone was unaccounted for

[i42.tinypic.com image 500x369]


Call it?
 
2013-05-23 08:01:24 PM

meow said the dog: I am the student of the graduate schooling and when I do the entry into the laboratory for the microscoping the supervisor of me does the strip searching because he says in the past the microscope slides of he have had the thefting. Now let me say to you the following and that is I am the individual who can do the passing of the test of the pencil so the perky fun bags of me will not be those which the concealation of the slides can have appearance. However it is nonetheless the policy understood by me and perhaps if the parents of these would see the two sides they would know this as the appropriate thing. You are welcome.



That is the thing of my mind that was on it now.  It is for good!
 
2013-05-23 08:48:19 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: meow said the dog: I am the student of the graduate schooling and when I do the entry into the laboratory for the microscoping the supervisor of me does the strip searching because he says in the past the microscope slides of he have had the thefting. Now let me say to you the following and that is I am the individual who can do the passing of the test of the pencil so the perky fun bags of me will not be those which the concealation of the slides can have appearance. However it is nonetheless the policy understood by me and perhaps if the parents of these would see the two sides they would know this as the appropriate thing. You are welcome.


That is the thing of my mind that was on it now.  It is for good!


Is it just me, or is meow said the dog just not funny anymore....if they ever even were
 
2013-05-23 08:48:57 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: meow said the dog: I am the student of the graduate schooling and when I do the entry into the laboratory for the microscoping the supervisor of me does the strip searching because he says in the past the microscope slides of he have had the thefting. Now let me say to you the following and that is I am the individual who can do the passing of the test of the pencil so the perky fun bags of me will not be those which the concealation of the slides can have appearance. However it is nonetheless the policy understood by me and perhaps if the parents of these would see the two sides they would know this as the appropriate thing. You are welcome.


That is the thing of my mind that was on it now.  It is for good!


All your tests are belong to us?
 
2013-05-23 08:53:37 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: meow said the dog: I am the student of the graduate schooling and when I do the entry into the laboratory for the microscoping the supervisor of me does the strip searching because he says in the past the microscope slides of he have had the thefting. Now let me say to you the following and that is I am the individual who can do the passing of the test of the pencil so the perky fun bags of me will not be those which the concealation of the slides can have appearance. However it is nonetheless the policy understood by me and perhaps if the parents of these would see the two sides they would know this as the appropriate thing. You are welcome.


That is the thing of my mind that was on it now.  It is for good!


This I am the thing I was to say!
 
2013-05-23 09:06:58 PM

MorteDiem: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: meow said the dog: I am the student of the graduate schooling and when I do the entry into the laboratory for the microscoping the supervisor of me does the strip searching because he says in the past the microscope slides of he have had the thefting. Now let me say to you the following and that is I am the individual who can do the passing of the test of the pencil so the perky fun bags of me will not be those which the concealation of the slides can have appearance. However it is nonetheless the policy understood by me and perhaps if the parents of these would see the two sides they would know this as the appropriate thing. You are welcome.


That is the thing of my mind that was on it now.  It is for good!

This I am the thing I was to say!


You guys can joke all you want but I want a double dose of whatever he's having (so long as no lobotomy is involved).
 
2013-05-23 09:49:09 PM
You'd think students would have more respect for themselves.

"Take your clothes off."

*inhale* "Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha eat shiat and die."
 
2013-05-23 10:44:58 PM
The students were ordered to put their phones on a teacher's desk to prevent cheating during a math exam but one phone was unaccounted for, prompting teachers to order the strip search.

How did they know one was missing? 28 students, 27 phones? And *everyone* carries a phone?
 
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