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(Uproxx)   Another day, another real-life case of Breaking Bad. Except all these guys keep getting caught   (uproxx.com) divider line 32
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2013-05-23 06:45:42 PM
The last scene in the latest breaking bad is him getting caught, so...
 
2013-05-23 06:46:55 PM

Rezurok: The last scene in the latest breaking bad is him getting caught, so...


Thanks for the spoiler alert. I just finished season 4, jackass.
 
2013-05-23 06:50:28 PM

Mark Ratner: Rezurok: The last scene in the latest breaking bad is him getting caught, so...

Thanks for the spoiler alert. I just finished season 4, jackass.


He's full of it. The last scene is Skylar's funeral.
 
2013-05-23 06:51:18 PM
The last scene in the latest Breaking Bad is Walt blowing his arms off in the meth kiln explosion.  Not sure what future world you are in Rezurok.
 
2013-05-23 06:51:37 PM

balthan: Mark Ratner: Rezurok: The last scene in the latest breaking bad is him getting caught, so...

Thanks for the spoiler alert. I just finished season 4, jackass.

He's full of it. The last scene is Skylar's funeral.


Ya'll should quit lying. The last scene is Jr. taking over the business.
 
2013-05-23 06:53:30 PM
Come on guys, The last scene is a previously mute Nancy Walker laughing her ass off as everyone thought she was Truman Capote.
 
2013-05-23 06:54:19 PM

balthan: Mark Ratner: Rezurok: The last scene in the latest breaking bad is him getting caught, so...

Thanks for the spoiler alert. I just finished season 4, jackass.

He's full of it. The last scene is Skylar's funeral.


That would be nice. She annoys the hell out of me. Cheating whorebag.
 
2013-05-23 06:55:18 PM
God I hope you're joking about the spoilers, you've had a year to get caught up.  You probably don't know who offs Jesse either?
 
2013-05-23 06:56:08 PM

Mark Ratner: Rezurok: The last scene in the latest breaking bad is him getting caught, so...

Thanks for the spoiler alert. I just finished season 4, jackass.


In case you're not being sarcastic, the show isn't over yet...
 
2013-05-23 06:57:25 PM

A Terrible Human: balthan: Mark Ratner: Rezurok: The last scene in the latest breaking bad is him getting caught, so...

Thanks for the spoiler alert. I just finished season 4, jackass.

He's full of it. The last scene is Skylar's funeral.

Ya'll should quit lying. The last scene is Jr. taking over the business.


Who then gets shot by the toddler.

/you didn't watch through all the credits obvoiusly
 
2013-05-23 06:58:40 PM
get yo' red phosphorous from kc pharmaceutical supply, dawg
 
2013-05-23 06:59:38 PM

Electromax: Mark Ratner: Rezurok: The last scene in the latest breaking bad is him getting caught, so...

Thanks for the spoiler alert. I just finished season 4, jackass.

In case you're not being sarcastic, the show isn't over yet...


I'm trying to understand your logic here.  The show isn't over yet... so revealing information about what happens in the show isn't considered a spoiler?  I don't see the logical connection.
 
2013-05-23 07:01:21 PM

A Terrible Human: balthan: Mark Ratner: Rezurok: The last scene in the latest breaking bad is him getting caught, so...

Thanks for the spoiler alert. I just finished season 4, jackass.

He's full of it. The last scene is Skylar's funeral.

Ya'll should quit lying. The last scene is Jr. taking over the business.


Lies. The last scene is a tearful Walt Jr eating a bowl of cornflakes over Jessie's grave.
 
2013-05-23 07:01:32 PM

Electromax: Mark Ratner: Rezurok: The last scene in the latest breaking bad is him getting caught, so...

Thanks for the spoiler alert. I just finished season 4, jackass.

In case you're not being sarcastic, the show isn't over yet...


I'm hoping the season finale is Hank taking over the business, and I wasn't being sarcastic. I was late realizing how great this show is...watched seasons 1-4 on netflix and dvd.
 
2013-05-23 07:04:18 PM

Honest Bender: Electromax: Mark Ratner: Rezurok: The last scene in the latest breaking bad is him getting caught, so...

Thanks for the spoiler alert. I just finished season 4, jackass.

In case you're not being sarcastic, the show isn't over yet...

I'm trying to understand your logic here.  The show isn't over yet... so revealing information about what happens in the show isn't considered a spoiler?  I don't see the logical connection.


He didn't get caught in the last scene though? I guess now it's a spoiler no matter what but it's more that the first domino might've fallen in that chain.
 
2013-05-23 07:05:38 PM

Electromax: Honest Bender: Electromax: Mark Ratner: Rezurok: The last scene in the latest breaking bad is him getting caught, so...

Thanks for the spoiler alert. I just finished season 4, jackass.

In case you're not being sarcastic, the show isn't over yet...

I'm trying to understand your logic here.  The show isn't over yet... so revealing information about what happens in the show isn't considered a spoiler?  I don't see the logical connection.

He didn't get caught in the last scene though? I guess now it's a spoiler no matter what but it's more that the first domino might've fallen in that chain.


So it's not a spoiler because the original "spoiler" was fake?  Is that what you're trying to say?  Stop speaking in riddles.
 
2013-05-23 07:06:57 PM
Well if you didn't want to know that Hank is Walt Jr's illegitimate father, you probably shouldn't be clicking on breaking bad threads.
 
2013-05-23 07:08:15 PM

Mark Ratner: Rezurok: The last scene in the latest breaking bad is him getting caught, so...

Thanks for the spoiler alert. I just finished season 4, jackass.


I've been hearing this about "Breaking Bad" for years, that the show/Walter White was mimicking the basic story line of "Scarface". Small time criminal hits the big time then bites it. To be honest, I can't imagine a former school teacher turned meth kingpin is going to live a long life anyways. I'd be shocked if Heisenberg and family lived happily ever after.
 
2013-05-23 07:10:53 PM
Honest Bender:
So it's not a spoiler because the original "spoiler" was fake?  Is that what you're trying to say?  Stop speaking in riddles.

"there's a whole season still to go and he didn't spoil anything for you the way you think he did", sorry it was confusing.
 
2013-05-23 07:10:55 PM
Yet another argument in favor of socialized medicine and ending the war on drugs. Not just fewer bankruptcies, fewer meth labs too!

I really do like Breaking Bad, but this is just too funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIom3LSbB0I
 
2013-05-23 07:12:28 PM

skinink: I've been hearing this about "Breaking Bad" for years, that the show/Walter White was mimicking the basic story line of "Scarface".


In the first half of the 5th season he actually watches Scarface.
/Is it a spoiler if it's a really minor detail?
 
2013-05-23 07:17:13 PM
I like to screw with rural mentalities.
Call me weird, but I carry a cooler (Labeled: "Donor Organ -Do Not Disturb") in my car that has a melange of electronics parts, circuit boards, etc, in it.
When I take a road trip, and see a road kill (Fresh, mind you) on a 2-lane black top, I pull over and get out.
I listen, and make sure no traffic is approaching. Then I select a proper sized chunk of electronic whatnot and lift the carcass with a trowel and place it underneath it.
When it had been run over a few more times, and animal removal has finally gotten to the scene, I let them try to figure out what sort of intelligent design (glitches and all) caused this.
I support our law enforcement agencies using a similar tactic with meth users.
Point to the lesions, and sores, and haggard appearances of the deceased, and say, "Hell, I thought it was a gat-dnged Zoombee, and it was a-commin' rat after me."
The jury will acquit, and you will have a crime fre zone in a few months.
 
2013-05-23 07:28:04 PM
Got caught?

Better call Saul!

/Wondering who Saul is gonna call when he gets caught
 
2013-05-23 07:30:34 PM
The last scene is Walt going into the Witness Protection program and living out his days with a new wife named Lois and four bratty sons.

/Read it on the interwebs so you know it's true.
//Anyone else notice the link above the story about Jennifer Aniston's new role as a stripper? NSFW red band trailer.
 
2013-05-23 07:38:10 PM
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-05-23 09:13:07 PM
Chili P is my signature!
 
2013-05-23 09:45:06 PM

shanrick: Chili P is my signature!


You're goddamn right.
 
2013-05-23 10:30:01 PM
The person in TFA is a tutor, not a chemistry teacher, and did not make it himself but received it from someone else.

Next thing you know they'll be citing "Breaking Bad" in articles about school bus drivers, school janitors and school board members.  You know, "In another real life case of Breaking Bad, a cousin of a brother-in-law of someone who retired from teaching English 10 years ago tried to buy TWO boxes of Sudafed at a local Wal-Mart."

Sheesh.
 
2013-05-23 11:27:51 PM

Gunderson: Come on guys, The last scene is a previously mute Nancy Walker laughing her ass off as everyone thought she was Truman Capote.


+1,000,000 for that reference
 
2013-05-24 12:00:35 AM

The One True TheDavid: The person in TFA


Wait...you actually read the article?
 
2013-05-24 01:16:48 AM

skinink: I've been hearing this about "Breaking Bad" for years, that the show/Walter White was mimicking the basic story line of "Scarface". Small time criminal hits the big time then bites it. To be honest, I can't imagine a former school teacher turned meth kingpin is going to live a long life anyways. I'd be shocked if Heisenberg and family lived happily ever after.


He doesn't care about a long life as the pilot starts out with him being given a death sentence by a doctor.

The One True TheDavid: The person in TFA is a tutor, not a chemistry teacher, and did not make it himself but received it from someone else.

Next thing you know they'll be citing "Breaking Bad" in articles about school bus drivers, school janitors and school board members. You know, "In another real life case of Breaking Bad, a cousin of a brother-in-law of someone who retired from teaching English 10 years ago tried to buy TWO boxes of Sudafed at a local Wal-Mart."


Yeah, there's not much similarity.
 
2013-05-24 07:21:27 AM
I even read the article that Uproxx sources. There is no mention of cancer or chemotherapy, and the real focus is that he's a former legislator.
 
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