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(AL.com)   It turns out many of the US cities where the most internet porn is watched are also classified as the most religious   (blog.al.com) divider line 88
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2013-05-23 04:41:31 PM
Obvious tag in because there's not a No Shiat Sherlock tag
 
2013-05-23 04:47:24 PM
Because where's the fun in pleasuring yourself if you can't feel shame and regret afterwards?
 
2013-05-23 04:48:00 PM
Apparently Palm Sunday is every week in some places.
 
2013-05-23 04:53:39 PM
I need to up my game then.
 
2013-05-23 04:59:36 PM
every time i drive through the south, i'm amused by the billboards. for every one that advertises a church or an anti-abortion message, there'll be one that advertises a trucker "spa" with "oriental massage."
 
2013-05-23 05:02:44 PM
Never heard of "Know thy enemy", subby? It's Christian Scientific research.
 
2013-05-23 05:02:45 PM
i39.tinypic.com

nice banner ads, btw.
 
2013-05-23 05:04:05 PM
Oops.  I guess I shouldn't have ran the proxy for my porn viewing through Huntsville.
 
2013-05-23 05:07:00 PM

UberDave: Oops.  I guess I shouldn't have ran the proxy for my porn viewing through Huntsville.


I run mine through Texas. Gay porn.
 
2013-05-23 05:17:42 PM
As well as the most racist.
And the highest percentage of obesity.
Worst in education.
And the most homophobic.
 
2013-05-23 05:24:07 PM
It's nice to see my current state of residence, Alabama, be rated number one in something besides college football.

/I'm OK with this.
 
2013-05-23 05:26:21 PM
So in between cashing social security checks and complaining about "the blacks" at tea party rallies, they're jerkin' the gerkin'?
 
2013-05-23 05:27:34 PM

AirForceVet: It's nice to see my current state of residence, Alabama, be rated number one in something besides college football.

/I'm OK with this.


They barely beat UGA.  Why you gotta rub it in? :/
 
2013-05-23 05:30:29 PM

Altair: So in between cashing social security checks and complaining about "the blacks" at tea party rallies, they're jerkin' the gerkin'?


jerkin' it for jesus!
 
2013-05-23 06:11:01 PM
Makes sense. I watch porn religiously.
 
2013-05-23 06:12:21 PM
It would be interesting to get data that would categorize the type of porn being watched.

My guess is -- the more religious the more kink.
 
2013-05-23 06:12:55 PM
Sometimes it doesn't pay to be No. 1.

I sure do love me some Christian guilt.
 
2013-05-23 06:14:22 PM
FTFA:  7. Birmingham (including Hoover)


I'm in Hoover, and I'm getting a kink out of this . . .


/ I'll push us up to "Top 5" tomorrow
// but SEC baseball tonight
/// MAROON!
 
2013-05-23 06:15:09 PM

AntiNerd: It would be interesting to get data that would categorize the type of porn being watched.

My guess is -- the more religious the more kink.


Tranny
 
2013-05-23 06:15:32 PM

AntiNerd: It would be interesting to get data that would categorize the type of porn being watched.

My guess is -- the more religious the more kink.


"Asian" and "Teen" are the biggest search categories on the West coast, while the religious South goes more for "Gay" and "Tranny".
 
2013-05-23 06:16:28 PM

FlashHarry: nice banner ads, btw.


Well from what I surmise from my spam e-mail, I need to be bigger and longer and meet Christian singles. In short: Christians are size queens.
 
2013-05-23 06:16:37 PM
You didn't actually read the article, did you subby?

The list was most pron watching in a subset of cities classified as 'very religious'.
 
2013-05-23 06:16:54 PM
LAUGHTER OL SUBMITTER AND OTHERS DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THE METHODS OF THIS HAS THE WORKING LAUGHTER OL.

The cities in the list of this are only those which are the religious areas then doing the ranking. It is not making the suggestion of these areas being the tops overall but do not let this lack of the understanding keep you from making the criticisms you individuals with the statistical retardations.
 
2013-05-23 06:16:56 PM
 
2013-05-23 06:17:27 PM
Fark is becoming synonymous with porn-related articles.

I think it might be time to leave.
 
2013-05-23 06:19:19 PM
If you drive through Tennessee or Virginia, there are tons of billboards for Adult shops and trucker rub and tug "spas".
 
2013-05-23 06:20:03 PM

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL SUBMITTER AND OTHERS DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THE METHODS OF THIS HAS THE WORKING LAUGHTER OL.

The cities in the list of this are only those which are the religious areas then doing the ranking. It is not making the suggestion of these areas being the tops overall but do not let this lack of the understanding keep you from making the criticisms you individuals with the statistical retardations.


Actually, Utah watches more porn per capita than any other state and is one of the most religious.
 
2013-05-23 06:20:17 PM

ISO15693: Fark is becoming synonymous with porn-related articles.

I think it might be time to leave.


LAUGHTER O PRUDIE MCPRUDERSON!
 
2013-05-23 06:21:14 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Actually, Utah watches more porn per capita than any other state and is one of the most religious.


why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why?
 
2013-05-23 06:21:58 PM

CaptSacto: Apparently Palm Sunday is every week hour in some places.


NTTAWWT
 
2013-05-23 06:22:05 PM
wonder what the results would be if they break it down to what kind of porn...
 
2013-05-23 06:22:16 PM
Notice Utah is high on that list. Since they can't do anything else. I laugh because the guy who ran Cleanflix was a perv.
 
2013-05-23 06:22:28 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: FlashHarry: nice banner ads, btw.

Well from what I surmise from my spam e-mail, I need to be bigger and longer and meet Christian singles. In short: Christians are size queens.


Well, once you've pumped out your fourth rug rat because the Good Lord wanted you to have kids, anything less than 2" across and you might as well be sticking in a tampax.
 
2013-05-23 06:23:34 PM

Zeppelininthesky: If you drive through Tennessee or Virginia, there are tons of billboards for Adult shops and trucker rub and tug "spas".


I've never seen them in Virginia, but yeah, lots in Tennessee, some in NC, and a few more in SC and GA.  "Cafe Risque" comes to mind for I-95 and I-85 (I think).

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL SUBMITTER AND OTHERS DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THE METHODS OF THIS HAS THE WORKING LAUGHTER OL.

The cities in the list of this are only those which are the religious areas then doing the ranking. It is not making the suggestion of these areas being the tops overall but do not let this lack of the understanding keep you from making the criticisms you individuals with the statistical retardations.


media.avclub.com
 
2013-05-23 06:25:42 PM
Tulsa didn't make the top 12?  I guess my proxies are working...
 
2013-05-23 06:25:59 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-05-23 06:27:25 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Actually, Utah watches more porn per capita than any other state and is one of the most religious.


That is not what is depicted in the graph of this simply the random and slightly related factual informationing.
 
2013-05-23 06:28:08 PM

AirForceVet: It's nice to see my current state of residence, Alabama, be rated number one in something besides college football.

/I'm OK with this.


Roll Tide...and pass the lotion.
 
2013-05-23 06:28:27 PM

miss diminutive: Because where's the fun in pleasuring yourself if you can't feel shame and regret afterwards?


That's why I stick to the granny videos.

/my own granny.
 
2013-05-23 06:33:08 PM

ISO15693: Fark is becoming synonymous with porn-related articles.

I think it might be time to leave.


img52.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-23 06:33:53 PM
Oh God! Oh God! OH GOD!
 
2013-05-23 06:33:58 PM
As a Huntsville native, I'm... hold on.... *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*
 
2013-05-23 06:36:50 PM
I don't know what porn is, is there someone who can explain it to me?  With pictures because I learn better that way?
 
2013-05-23 06:37:06 PM
I'm sorry but why should I feel 'bad' for looking at porn? If I was a women I'd be allowed to call that attitude sexist oppression. Shove it Kelly Kazek. Show me your boobs or go away biatch.
 
2013-05-23 06:38:08 PM
For the porn buyers (yes people still buy porn) Utah was #1 as well.
Fark had a link to that a few months ago.
 
2013-05-23 06:42:16 PM
♪ When I get off I get -
When I get off I get - ♫

♪ When...
I get off...
I get...  ♫

SINFUL !!!

♪...Just the tip...♫
 
2013-05-23 06:42:32 PM
Doesn't Huntsville have one if the highest concentrations of PhDs in the nation?
 
2013-05-23 06:44:29 PM

Altair: So in between cashing social security checks and complaining about "the blacks" at tea party rallies, they're jerkin' the gerkin'?


Basically if they aint in front of you. And you cant see where they are.
most likely they are having a tug.
 
2013-05-23 06:45:43 PM

God-is-a-Taco: For the porn buyers (yes people still buy porn) Utah was #1 as well.
Fark had a link to that a few months ago.


I'm sure there's some people who "collect" porn and perceive it purely as an artistic medium. Then of course they invite friends over for "viewing" parties where they appreciate the lighting and other technical aspects.
 
2013-05-23 06:49:40 PM

ISO15693: Fark is becoming synonymous with porn-related articles.

I think it might be time to leave.


I remember when there were boobies links on the main page.
 
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