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(Albuquerque Journal)   It was a fun family party until your 14-year-old son beat everybody at poker   (abqjournal.com) divider line 35
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2013-05-23 05:04:20 PM
It was a fun family party until your 14 year old son beat everyone at with a poker

images.wikia.com
Now THIS says quality family time.
 
2013-05-23 05:05:39 PM
www.esquire.com

I don't... have... spades...
 
2013-05-23 05:13:28 PM
Hope to god it wasn't strip poker.
 
2013-05-23 06:05:55 PM
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2013-05-23 06:08:13 PM
If you're going to stab someone, make sure the blade goes all-in.
 
2013-05-23 06:09:21 PM
Linking to a registration site is a stabbin.
 
2013-05-23 06:09:40 PM
"I can think of about 50 more useful actions to take than praying in this situation."

The comments are nice.
 
2013-05-23 06:11:37 PM
Ace-8 FTW
 
2013-05-23 06:11:51 PM
That's what happens when you play deuce-seven
 
2013-05-23 06:12:28 PM

MichiganFTL: [www.esquire.com image 400x300]

I don't... have... spades...


Mister Son-of-a-biatch!  Let's play some cards!
 
2013-05-23 06:16:48 PM

Fart_Machine: Linking to a registration site is a stabbin.


Noscript + "forbid meta redirects inside <noscript> elements".  Done.
 
2013-05-23 06:19:27 PM
Answer truthfully. No registration. No hassle. OR Avoid the questions by logging in to the Journal.Answer a question to continue reading this page

[closes tab]

No, no I don't think I am going to answer a question.
 
2013-05-23 06:22:17 PM
puu.sh

What the fark is this?
 
2013-05-23 06:24:42 PM

SearchN: Answer truthfully. No registration. No hassle. OR Avoid the questions by logging in to the Journal.Answer a question to continue reading this page

[closes tab]

No, no I don't think I am going to answer a question.

 
2013-05-23 06:25:37 PM

KangTheMad: [puu.sh image 650x341]

What the fark is this?


a reason to click x and never revisit the website
 
2013-05-23 06:31:33 PM
I'm about to start stabbing someone for the enforced 'answer or log in'  bullshiat.


falcon176: KangTheMad: [puu.sh image 650x341]

What the fark is this?

a reason to click x and never revisit the website


The motion have been seconded, session is adjourned.
 
2013-05-23 06:35:34 PM
The first time I ever played poker it was just me and 9 guys. About 6 of those guys were serious poker players and I had just learned how to play earlier that week.

The looks on their faces when I won were almost worth more than the money I got.

Haven't played since. Figured I came in a winner, I should leave a winner.

They were baffled but no one got stabbed.
 
2013-05-23 06:41:21 PM
It's all fun and games until someone get's stabbed.
 
2013-05-23 07:02:10 PM
Pyay dyat 14 year old his mahney
 
2013-05-23 07:18:57 PM
Some years back I was at a wedding. There was a party the night before, not a bachelor party because everyone was there. A bunch of college to twenty-something guys was playing poker.

The grooms great-aunt who was on the sunny side of seventy asked if she could play. Oh, yes, she'd played cards before, but she wasn't very good and didn't know the rules all that well.

Sure enough, the old shark cleaned everyone out
 
2013-05-23 07:23:12 PM

KangTheMad: [puu.sh image 650x341]

What the fark is this?


Is this a real question?

It is an ad. On the internet. Seriously. I know.
 
2013-05-23 07:32:58 PM
falcon176
2013-05-23 06:25:37 PM


KangTheMad [TotalFark]

What the fark is this?

a reason to click x and never revisit the website

You're on FARK. A site that uses pop-ins.. and you're saying you'll never return to a site that has an online ad.
And at least one of the whiners is a total farker, so he's PAYING to see pop-ins.

Hypocrites.
 
2013-05-23 07:41:01 PM

KangTheMad: [puu.sh image 650x341]

What the fark is this?


something people who don't use NoScript have to endure?

/no such page for me when i clicked
 
Ni
2013-05-23 07:43:07 PM
u mad kang?

Do you yell "KAAAAAAANG!"
 
2013-05-23 08:00:34 PM

anuran: Some years back I was at a wedding. There was a party the night before, not a bachelor party because everyone was there. A bunch of college to twenty-something guys was playing poker.

The grooms great-aunt who was on the sunny side of seventy asked if she could play. Oh, yes, she'd played cards before, but she wasn't very good and didn't know the rules all that well.

Sure enough, the old shark cleaned everyone out

And this is why I refuse to play cards with my dad and my future mother-in-law.  Dad, because I KNOW is a shark, and MIL because given her behavior in other games I strongly suspect has shark tendencies
 
2013-05-23 09:13:44 PM

SearchN: Answer truthfully. No registration. No hassle. OR Avoid the questions by logging in to the Journal.Answer a question to continue reading this page

[closes tab]

No, no I don't think I am going to answer a question.


I always just make sure and answer the question dishonestly.
 
2013-05-23 09:26:50 PM
Bad subby.  Bad, bad subby.  And bad, bad admin for greenlighting a link to site that requires registration.

img180.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-23 09:59:08 PM
Most Aristocratic story of the week!
 
2013-05-23 10:20:30 PM
The kid probably 12 tables $2/$4 no limit holdem online.
 
2013-05-23 11:10:30 PM
I wish I could teach my kid not to call a three-bet with JJ under the gun. I wish I could teach myself not to call a three-bet with QQ on the button.
 
2013-05-23 11:53:11 PM
"Tampering with Evidence"?

That could mean anything from taking a shower to breaking into the FBI crime lab with a tactical nuke...

/prosecutors never over charge
 
2013-05-24 12:03:15 AM

MichiganFTL: [www.esquire.com image 400x300]

I don't... have... spades...


So you have a picture of my sister after playing the monopoly card in Settlers and finding out that no one at the table had bricks? The best part was that her husband had zero resource cards to begin with.
 
2013-05-24 12:39:07 AM
Maxwell will be charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon resulting in great bodily harm

WTF?  Sounded like he was just defending himself and his wife.
 
2013-05-24 10:19:29 AM

Jclark666: I wish I could teach my kid not to call a three-bet with JJ under the gun. I wish I could teach myself not to call a three-bet with QQ on the button.


So, ship it or fold?

Or just fold?
 
2013-05-24 12:55:22 PM

Jclark666: I wish I could teach my kid not to call a three-bet with JJ under the gun. I wish I could teach myself not to call a three-bet with QQ on the button.


The latter can work out sometimes.  I was playing a Mega Deep Stack tournament last month (15K starting chips), it was early and I'd spewed a few chips, but was still around 10K with 100/200 blinds when I picked up Q-Q UTG+1.  I popped it to 600, button three-bets to 2200. I decide to flat and see a flop, which comes Q-T-3 rainbow.  I check.  Button bets 6K into a 4700 pot.  I make a show of tanking and finally shove.  He snap-calls with A-A.  Sucka!
 
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