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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Woman raises flap after parts of 747 wing fall on her house   (ajc.com) divider line 53
    More: Scary, Wal-Mart, Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport, Clayton County, parking lots  
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2013-05-23 01:41:59 PM
Pray for aileron.
 
2013-05-23 01:45:39 PM
And people complain that companies don't have free gifts any more.

/Should I have made a Donnie Darko reference?
 
2013-05-23 01:50:28 PM
That airline must be slat broke.
 
2013-05-23 01:58:27 PM
I submitted this with a rudder headline.
 
2013-05-23 03:34:31 PM
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/oblig
 
2013-05-23 03:57:52 PM

markie_farkie: [www.defordmusic.com image 373x500]

/oblig


Yep, it was Ted's fault.
 
2013-05-23 04:30:25 PM
3guys1movie.com
 
2013-05-23 04:32:30 PM
I just keep thinking of what could have happened," Ware said.

Yeah, STFU. It's clowns like you that gave us the DHS and TSA.
 
2013-05-23 04:33:09 PM
I read that as something about flappers and blouse.
 
2013-05-23 04:35:22 PM
Another piece of the plane landed at a Walmart on Anvil Block Road, just a couple of miles away.


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2013-05-23 04:36:44 PM
"Oh boy, it wouldn't be no good."

People who own houses talk like this.
 
2013-05-23 04:39:07 PM
The front fell off?
 
GBB
2013-05-23 04:41:28 PM
"And boom! I was like, 'Huh?'
www.nbc.com
Thanks, champaign!
 
2013-05-23 04:41:30 PM
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2013-05-23 04:41:32 PM
Another reason for Blacks to hate Chinese....
 
2013-05-23 04:41:39 PM
Maybe the pilot was looking for some tail, trying to get into her black box.
 
2013-05-23 04:46:18 PM
I'm just here for the Donnie Darko.
 
2013-05-23 04:46:56 PM
I'd like to horizontal stabilizer and when we're done I'd vertical stabilizer too.
 
2013-05-23 04:47:15 PM
It's raining planes.....hallelujah, it's raining planes.
 
2013-05-23 04:49:44 PM
"And boom! I was like,'Huh?' Actually, I hit the floor," Waresaid.

In that part of the city, it's probably not unusual to end up taking cover in your own house when you hear a loud boom outside.
 
2013-05-23 04:51:26 PM
"Ware has now spent several sleepless nights, wondering who's going to pay for her repairs and when the next piece might drop."

Any Farkers in Atlanta want to drive by one night and add to her airplane collection?
 
2013-05-23 04:55:21 PM
28:06:42:12
 
2013-05-23 04:56:33 PM
In before counter point .
 
2013-05-23 04:56:48 PM
Did she retard her throttles before or after raising the flaps?

Hey, FO, hand me the checklist for parts falling on the roof.
 
2013-05-23 04:57:10 PM
Federal authorities are investigating why pieces of a 747 cargo plane crashed into the woman's house Sunday afternoon.

Gravity, how does it work?
 
2013-05-23 04:58:24 PM
Newsflash: A plane has hit the second walmart
 
2013-05-23 05:08:12 PM
Better than the house getting hit by the whole farking thing.
 
2013-05-23 05:09:11 PM
www.thefastertimes.com

What about the guy that lives in the Wal Mart parking lot?  No one cares about him?
 
2013-05-23 05:10:23 PM
Stryker? stryker, stryker, stryker,  STRYKER!!!!
 
2013-05-23 05:10:47 PM
Heh... I'm watching a documentary on China Airlines 611 right now.
 
2013-05-23 05:12:02 PM
I wonder if this was another fault with a China Airlines 747 that CAL let fester for 20 years...

/China Airlines 611 broke up over the Taiwan Strait in 2002
//due to an improperly repaired scratch caused by a tail strike in Hong Kong in 1980
 
2013-05-23 05:12:49 PM
big flap???

Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."...
 
2013-05-23 05:13:53 PM

Charlie Chingas: big flap???

Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."...


Your imaginary girlfriend, you mean.
 
2013-05-23 05:15:41 PM
Subby, I think women have to part their flaps, not raise them.
 
2013-05-23 05:27:24 PM
Six years later, after she refuses a generous settlement offer, an Atlanta appellate court rules that she was negligent simply by occupying a dwelling in Clayton County, and the airline is therefore absolved and relieved of any tort liability.

/not a lawyer

//think I saw this on TV
 
2013-05-23 05:32:40 PM
Walmart got $1.6bn compensation. She was invoiced for the cost of the repairs to the aircraft.
 
2013-05-23 05:33:33 PM

local vagrant: I'm just here for the Donnie Darko.


I'm here wondering how Subby neglected to do a Donnie Darko headline.
 
2013-05-23 05:35:08 PM

dabbletech: Subby, I think women have to part their flaps, not raise them.


That depends on whether they're a flight attendant or a pilot.
 
2013-05-23 05:36:36 PM
I doubt that ladies' commitment to Sparkle Motion!
 
2013-05-23 05:37:47 PM

Galloping Galoshes: dabbletech: Subby, I think women have to part their flaps, not raise them.

That depends on whether they're a flight attendant or a pilot.


Well that would depend on whether they are jumping with a parachute or wing walking in a clown suit.
 
2013-05-23 05:38:07 PM
She'll get over it.
 
2013-05-23 05:51:38 PM
These jokes are awful. I can tell you guys are winging it.
 
2013-05-23 05:52:34 PM

SoupJohnB: Six years later, after she refuses a generous settlement offer, an Atlanta appellate court rules that she was negligent simply by occupying a dwelling in Clayton County, and the airline is therefore absolved and relieved of any tort liability.

/not a lawyer

//think I saw this on TV


Maybe if it was a Delta aircraft.  Since it's a Chinese flight, the good ol' boys on the bench will stick it to them hard.
 
2013-05-23 05:56:41 PM

dr.zaeus: "And boom! I was like,'Huh?' Actually, I hit the floor," Waresaid.

In that part of the city, it's probably not unusual to end up taking cover in your own house when you hear a loud boom outside.


Doesn't look that bad
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2013-05-23 05:59:28 PM
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2013-05-23 06:11:21 PM
It could have been worse.  It could have been a piece of a DC-10.
 
2013-05-23 06:15:50 PM
They bought their tickets at a sale at Penny's!
 
2013-05-23 06:36:03 PM
Lost!  One pink teddy bear.  $5 Reward!
 
2013-05-23 07:07:48 PM
Yep. I only came for the donnie darko.
fark I am disappoint.

/go suck a fark.
 
2013-05-23 07:19:42 PM

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