markie_farkie: [www.defordmusic.com image 373x500]/oblig
Charlie Chingas: big flap???Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."...
local vagrant: I'm just here for the Donnie Darko.
dabbletech: Subby, I think women have to part their flaps, not raise them.
Galloping Galoshes: dabbletech: Subby, I think women have to part their flaps, not raise them.That depends on whether they're a flight attendant or a pilot.
SoupJohnB: Six years later, after she refuses a generous settlement offer, an Atlanta appellate court rules that she was negligent simply by occupying a dwelling in Clayton County, and the airline is therefore absolved and relieved of any tort liability./not a lawyer//think I saw this on TV
dr.zaeus: "And boom! I was like,'Huh?' Actually, I hit the floor," Waresaid.In that part of the city, it's probably not unusual to end up taking cover in your own house when you hear a loud boom outside.
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