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2013-05-23 03:25:25 PM
That's a shocker
 
2013-05-23 03:26:12 PM
Take it from me.

Don't click on the uncensored picture.

NSF Lunch
 
2013-05-23 03:26:29 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-23 03:28:04 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-23 03:28:44 PM

FrancoFile: Take it from me.

Don't click on the uncensored picture.

NSF Lunch


Ya, having clicked the pic myself, I second this notion.
 
2013-05-23 03:29:33 PM
I bet it was that coward Robert Ford.
 
2013-05-23 03:29:33 PM
Working with machines in a shop as much as he has, I'm surprised this is the first one he's cut off.
 
2013-05-23 03:29:39 PM
You work around a lot of cutting, grinding, bending machines....shiat like that happens eventually...
 
2013-05-23 03:29:51 PM
Looks like a loser.

Who's Jesse James?
 
2013-05-23 03:31:00 PM
Not that I'd want it to happen to me, but it's not that big a deal.

For a maggot like him, it might even be a cool thing.
 
2013-05-23 03:31:00 PM
The good news is he's a really good welder... so he can just spark up his oxy-acetylene and cauterize it right there and keep working...
 
2013-05-23 03:31:23 PM
Meh, it was just the tip.

/never used those words... well, maybe once
 
2013-05-23 03:31:45 PM
Stop screwing around!
th208.photobucket.com
You guys screw around too much!
 
2013-05-23 03:32:27 PM
Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare " and be happy.
 
2013-05-23 03:32:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-23 03:32:42 PM

chevydeuce: You work around a lot of cutting, grinding, bending machines....shiat like that happens eventually...


Machine job I worked summers at had a name for it - trademark.
 
2013-05-23 03:32:45 PM
chevydeuce: If you're a hack and You work around a lot of cutting, grinding, bending machines....shiat like that happens eventually...
 
2013-05-23 03:32:50 PM
High 4½!
 
2013-05-23 03:33:29 PM
Actually, he can still shock her... just show her that picture...
 
2013-05-23 03:34:06 PM
Ronnie Lott laughs at this punk.
 
2013-05-23 03:34:22 PM

Honest Bender: FrancoFile: Take it from me.

Don't click on the uncensored picture.

NSF Lunch

Ya, having clicked the pic myself, I second this notion.


Meh....We had a guy in our machine shop who got his glove covered hand caught in a spinning shaft that was chucked up in the lathe....took off his right index finger at the palm and even pulled a tendon completely out of his arm from the elbow down....THAT was nasty...

/no, he shouldn't have been wearing gloves and he knew it
//yes, we got a Cal-OSHA fine ($65,000 originally, reduced to $20-something thousand eventually)
///He worked another couple of years and then retired
 
2013-05-23 03:34:29 PM
"Oh look, I did bodily damage to myself......perhaps I should go to the emergency room....but better yet, before I do that, lets take a FARKIN" PICTURE OF IT AND POST IT ON THE INTERNET!!!......YESSSSS!!!"

I.....Will.....Never .....Understand......This.........
 
2013-05-23 03:35:45 PM
It's 'shooped.  I can tell from the pixels.
 
2013-05-23 03:37:04 PM
Meh I have seen worse online.
That looks like it could be reattached fairly easy these days.

Going to hurt like a biatch for a while.

\Fun fact in some cases they use medical grade leaches to help promote blood flow to the re-attached body part :)
 
2013-05-23 03:37:29 PM
That finger looks chopped.  I can tell by the pixels and having seen quite a few chops in my day.
 
2013-05-23 03:37:48 PM
And he's not even a high school shop teacher!
 
2013-05-23 03:37:57 PM
Custom made bikes by Jesse James. 98% built by hand.

/Not mine
 
2013-05-23 03:38:19 PM
www.inmusicwetrust.com
No one is shockerless. Just pop this in.
 
2013-05-23 03:38:54 PM
How does a total dickwad like that get a chick like that?
OH yeah:
Aw, man Oh, Hitler had Ava Braun,
Manson had Squeaky Frawn,
Ted Bundy got lots of dates,
I wonder what I'm doing wrong.
I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks
Just one thing I know for sure - chicks dig jerks, yeah.
Well, if I meet one more single mom
Whose true love is up and gone
Tells me on her trailer porch
'Bout that man
Still carries a torch,
Sure, he came home drunk each night
Beat the kids and her in a fight,
But, man, she loves him so,
It's so hard to let him go, aw.
Well, I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks,
Just one thing I know for sure - chicks dig jerks.
Well, I'm sure there's some out there who can relate,
Particularly young men without a date
See some jerk, some fine, fine babe,
Go driving away, aw.
Well, is that a new bruise you got on you?
What does it say, that he loves you?
Sure he beats you, but afterwards he cries, "Oh, baby, I could die."
Honey, I don't think that's nothing to be proud of,
I think it's called alcoholism
I don't think you should move away,
Stay with him till you're in your grave, yeah.
"You're so sweet."
"Can't we just be friends?"
"I think of you as a brother."
Aw, man. You're hurting me.
What do I have to offer you, baby?
Poetry and true love.
That's not enough, I know for sure,
You need someone to throw you through the door.
Well, I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks.
Just one thing I know for sure-chicks dig jerks!
Chicks dig jerks, it's so true.
Tell you, man, be mean to 'em man, they'll never leave you, then,
'Cause chicks dig jerks.
Just ignore 'em.
Act like they're not there.
Man, you're gonna be pulling chicks out of your hair.
They love that.
Act like you don't care,
Aw, look at them everywhere, they come running.
Tired of being a good guy Such a lonely life.
I'm gonna be a jerk Yeah, that's right, I'm gonna step on lots of toes.
Whoo, girls gonna go crazy for that kind of guy.
Baby, I'm gonna act like I don't know you.
Not gonna return one of your calls.
Yeah, I'm a jerk And it's working out.
 
2013-05-23 03:41:50 PM
Gee, brain, what do you want to do today?
 
2013-05-23 03:42:18 PM
Did he loose it digging up the next batch of iron ore to smelt into metal bars to forge into lock washers for his next bike?
 
2013-05-23 03:43:02 PM
That?  That's nothing.  Do a GIS for "Degloving Injury."  That'll make your lunch do an encore performance.
 
2013-05-23 03:44:08 PM
I've had very limited exposure to this guy, but I suspect he couldn't count to 10 BEFORE this happened.
 
2013-05-23 03:44:25 PM
He wasn't too concerned though ... he called on his way to surgery sounding like it was just another Tuesday. Pretty badass.DUMBASS.
 
2013-05-23 03:44:27 PM
media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com
 
2013-05-23 03:45:57 PM
I had no idea Jesse cheated on half of Fark, not just Sandra. Dude gets around.
 
2013-05-23 03:46:06 PM

FrancoFile: Take it from me.

Don't click on the uncensored picture.

NSF Lunch


I am eating lunch right now and was viewing it. Doesnt gross me out.


/eating subway sandvich.
 
2013-05-23 03:46:22 PM
Some folk'll never lose a pinky
But then again some folk'll
Like Jesse James
The slack-jawed yokel
 
2013-05-23 03:47:32 PM
I'm far more disturbed by the tattoo on his palm than by the little booboo on his pinky.
 
2013-05-23 03:48:37 PM
1 down, 10 more to go.


You heard me.
 
2013-05-23 03:49:39 PM
Who is this and why should I care?
 
2013-05-23 03:49:42 PM

FlyingBacon: FrancoFile: Take it from me.

Don't click on the uncensored picture.

NSF Lunch

I am eating lunch right now and was viewing it. Doesnt gross me out.


/eating subway sandvich.


Did you get them to cut it really lean?

Also: +1 Internets for "sandvich".
 
2013-05-23 03:51:19 PM
Injuries that are just red aren't particularly upsetting. It's when you can see fat layers, bones, or organs that I start to squick.
 
2013-05-23 03:51:32 PM
In happier days....
starcasm.net
 
2013-05-23 03:52:07 PM
ll-media.tmz.com j.static-locatetv.com

ALL slightly amused
 
2013-05-23 03:52:09 PM
He gave up his pinky! He though we'd be getting million dollar!Iss not fair!
 
2013-05-23 03:56:21 PM

mitEj: Meh I have seen worse online.
That looks like it could be reattached fairly easy these days.

Going to hurt like a biatch for a while.

\Fun fact in some cases they use medical grade leaches to help promote blood flow to the re-attached body part :)


Well, that's good news for Gendry.
 
2013-05-23 03:57:43 PM
The manufacturing shop that I used to work at- they'd pay you 10K per finger section not to have it reattached if you severed your finger at work.  That pinky tip would be worth 10K.  I knew a machinist who got 50K from losing his whole pinky and 2/3 of his ring finger.
 
2013-05-23 03:57:56 PM
cdn.mos.bikeradar.com
 
2013-05-23 03:58:50 PM
www.stomptokyo.com
Unimpressed.
 
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