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(LA Times)   Typically a "comeback" requires that you first have some talent and a track record of success in a given area   (latimes.com) divider line 54
    More: Unlikely, Cash Money, Dr. Luke, Nicki Minaj, heiress, Lil Wayne, Flo Rida  
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2013-05-23 01:26:36 PM  
Don't call it a comeback she been here for years, rockin the beds aight, for a few beers
 
2013-05-23 01:27:03 PM  
Jerk store called...
 
2013-05-23 01:27:57 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Don't call it a comeback she been here for years, rockin the beds aight, for a few beers


Goddammit I came here to make that joke.
 
2013-05-23 01:35:20 PM  
If I wanted a comeback, I would ask Paris Hilton

Ohhh, wait, they did? Well damn.
 
2013-05-23 01:35:25 PM  
So there's another sex tape coming out? Hopefully the production quality will be better.
 
2013-05-23 01:36:05 PM  
When you tell Paris she's going to have a comeback she lies on her stomach.
 
2013-05-23 01:36:42 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: So there's another sex tape coming out? Hopefully the production quality will be better.


"Comeback" in this instance is actually a sort of shorthand where the words "on my" have been omitted from the middle.
 
2013-05-23 01:40:05 PM  
This is making a comeback?
 
2013-05-23 01:40:47 PM  
 
2013-05-23 01:54:26 PM  
There are just too many examples of untalented hacks to bother listing them here.  All you need is lots of money and a corporate controlled distribution system to squirt your feces out to the masses until they can't ignore said hack.  Next, the Marketing units will polish that turd until every 13 year old on the planet wants to emulate said talentless hack.  Modern, "country" music is a perfect example of this process.
 
2013-05-23 02:04:05 PM  

GurneyHalleck: There are just too many examples of untalented hacks to bother listing them here.  All you need is lots of money and a corporate controlled distribution system to squirt your feces out to the masses until they can't ignore said hack.  Next, the Marketing units will polish that turd until every 13 year old on the planet wants to emulate said talentless hack.  Modern, "country" music is a perfect example of this process.


Over in 10. Yikes.
 
2013-05-23 02:09:36 PM  
Many thought it was a joke that the label that made superstars out of Lil Wayne, Drake and Nicki Minaj would sign the heiress. But it's true.

She has about as much talent as they have...oh, wait, that's the joke, right??
 
2013-05-23 02:35:01 PM  
I'd still fark her
 
2013-05-23 02:42:33 PM  

cman: I'd still fark her


Isn't that just a matter of standing in line?
 
2013-05-23 02:43:40 PM  
I'd sooner listen to alley cats caterwauling.
 
2013-05-23 02:53:11 PM  
I'm sure she has had a lot of cum on her back.
 
2013-05-23 03:02:30 PM  
That one reggae song that she did actually wasn't that bad.

I heard that Afrojack is going to produce her album. It could be really good, who knows?
 
2013-05-23 03:18:15 PM  
How touchingly naive you are, submitter.
 
2013-05-23 03:24:31 PM  
Say what you want, but the chick takes a load to the face like a champ.
 
2013-05-23 03:30:08 PM  
Bryan "Birdman" Williams must be getting him some Paris Poo See
 
2013-05-23 03:31:24 PM  
BoC-step
 
2013-05-23 03:31:33 PM  
How many copies did her first album sell??
 
2013-05-23 03:34:40 PM  
She does have something to offer.
poponandon.com
 
2013-05-23 03:43:27 PM  

Demodiki: She does have something to offer.
[poponandon.com image 850x637]


Herpes?  No thanks.
 
2013-05-23 03:56:28 PM  
The only good Paris Hilton, is a dead Paris Hilton
 
2013-05-23 03:59:41 PM  

Lucubrationist: cman: I'd still fark her

Isn't that just a matter of standing in line?


No, that's bukake.
 
2013-05-23 04:01:49 PM  

GurneyHalleck: There are just too many examples of untalented hacks to bother listing them here.  All you need is lots of money and a corporate controlled distribution system to squirt your feces out to the masses until they can't ignore said hack.  Next, the Marketing units will polish that turd until every 13 year old on the planet wants to emulate said talentless hack.  Modern, "country" music is a perfect example of this process.


True enough but Paris is not any worse than say someone like Niki Manaj and might even be a bit better talent wise. So I can't blame a company for throwing some cash her way and seeing what pans out. Her name recognition alone suggests that they should at least break even marketing wise and if they turn a profit all to the good. In short, small downside...big upside...smart risk taking.
 
2013-05-23 04:05:22 PM  
What do you give someone like Paris Hilton, who has everything?

Penicillin...
 
2013-05-23 04:06:04 PM  
She was pretty funny in "Repo: The Genetic Opera"...
 
2013-05-23 04:19:55 PM  
Planning her fark comeback? Two stories already today for her.
 
2013-05-23 04:23:09 PM  
I'm sure the jizz mopper that services the elevator in her building will appreciate the raise.
 
2013-05-23 04:25:48 PM  

worlddan: GurneyHalleck: There are just too many examples of untalented hacks to bother listing them here.  All you need is lots of money and a corporate controlled distribution system to squirt your feces out to the masses until they can't ignore said hack.  Next, the Marketing units will polish that turd until every 13 year old on the planet wants to emulate said talentless hack.  Modern, "country" music is a perfect example of this process.

True enough but Paris is not any worse than say someone like Niki Manaj and might even be a bit better talent wise. So I can't blame a company for throwing some cash her way and seeing what pans out. Her name recognition alone suggests that they should at least break even marketing wise and if they turn a profit all to the good. In short, small downside...big upside...smart risk taking.


I'm no Nicki Minaj fan, but she was a pretty decent rapper before all the record companies got to her. Very New York style.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa2skpJw4Ak

Now she just sucks.
 
2013-05-23 04:29:35 PM  

Demodiki: She does have something to offer.


None of which involves anything coming out of her mouth.
 
2013-05-23 04:32:08 PM  
Someone should forward Cash Money this video.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a356ab54cf
 
2013-05-23 04:33:34 PM  

exick: Demodiki: She does have something to offer.

None of which involves anything coming out of her mouth.


maybe not out of...
 
2013-05-23 04:35:09 PM  

metallion: exick: Demodiki: She does have something to offer.

None of which involves anything coming out of her mouth.

maybe not out of...


That would be why the word "out" was italicized.  Brilliant.
 
2013-05-23 04:38:48 PM  
Hmmmm....two PH greenlights in the same day, about the same subject.  The mods must have a thing for her....

/And I submitted an article about Ke$ha guzzling her piss like it was Capri Sun....it didn't make it
 
2013-05-23 04:43:08 PM  
If she has any sort of hit single, I just may have to seriously consider getting off this planet.

But really, I would think that she is getting too old for the teen fans.
 
2013-05-23 04:49:10 PM  

karnal: Bryan "Birdman" Williams must be getting him some Paris Poo See


Followed by some Valtrex.
 
2013-05-23 05:07:58 PM  

Krieghund: When you tell Paris she's going to have a comeback she lies on her stomach.


Came here for this, leaving satisfied.

/Ha - I said "came"
//Sort of... goes with "come"...
///Got nuthin...
 
2013-05-23 05:11:10 PM  
Don't call it a come back.
I've been here for years.
 
2013-05-23 05:15:16 PM  
I dont hate Paris Hilton.
 
2013-05-23 05:28:27 PM  

cman: I'd still fark her


But would you ask for your comeback?
 
2013-05-23 06:32:51 PM  
How many copies did her first album sell??

something like 96, IIRC
 
2013-05-23 06:59:35 PM  
Will the entire album be called "1 Night in Paris Recording Studio"
 
2013-05-23 07:19:35 PM  
Hey biatches!
 
2013-05-23 08:05:29 PM  

GurneyHalleck: Modern, "country" music is a perfect example of this process.


Yup.  It's why I've switched over to outlaw/alternative country/roots rock.  Much closer to what it should be than anything I can hear on Cat Country FM.

\have a friend who works weekends on said station
\\still resisting the temptation to call up and ask for "Let's Put The O Back in Country"
 
2013-05-23 08:38:58 PM  
 
2013-05-23 08:41:58 PM  
She's even terrible at getting people to ignore her.
 
2013-05-24 01:41:29 AM  
Some possible exceptions to the requirements that you have talent or success to make a comeback:

Donald Trump
Zza Zza Gabor
Kathy Griffin
Chicken Pox
George Takei
The Color Black
Hula Hoops
Movie Remakes
The Great Gatsby (I saw a guy reading it recently. God help him. Doesn't he know that it is a maudlin, snobbish, drunken piece of crap? Like much crappy "classic" literature, it survives because high school teachers find it teachable. I've read it serveral times. I still don't like it)
Sean Coombs
Herpes
Don Rickles
The Brady Bunch specials
Corderoy trousers
Tommy Hilfinger (I saw a chubby middle-aged guy wearing a TH shirt. He's the type of guy who sends it out of fashion every time it comes back.)

Johnny Carsen (Holds envelope to Turban): Sean Coombs, Herpes, Don Rickles.
(Opens envelope) Name three things that come back more often and worse than last night's burrito.
Ed McMahon: You dah man, Johnny!

I'm sure we could extend my little list to book length.
 
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