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(Daily Mail)   "Google me I'm Amanda Bynes" is not a form of ID acceptable to the TSA   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 80
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2013-05-23 01:23:11 PM
I don't know.  If I were a TSA agent and "Google me" was a euphemism for "take me into one of those little rooms and let me show you how I can suck start a leafblower", I'd be pretty convinced.  After proper "Googling", I mean.
 
2013-05-23 01:25:17 PM
I don't know who this is and I'm even too lazy to Google her. Now just imagine how lazy the TSA is compared to the general public.
 
2013-05-23 01:27:50 PM
"Alright. I'll do that."

*a bit later*

"Christ, lady, you're a mess."
 
2013-05-23 01:28:06 PM
Has "google me" become a euphemism now?
 
2013-05-23 01:32:36 PM
Would you Google me?
www.ivstatic.com
I'd Google me.
 
2013-05-23 01:42:01 PM
According to the Magna Carta, anybody who uses the six words "Do you know who I am?" is a complete and total douchecanoe.
 
2013-05-23 01:47:49 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-23 01:50:34 PM

seventypercent: According to the Magna Carta, anybody who uses the six words "Do you know who I am?" is a complete and total douchecanoe.


No, it's "Don't you know who I am?" which makes one a douchecanoe.

"Do you know who I am" could be said by a spy, mobster, or kidnapper.
 
2013-05-23 02:01:04 PM
I'd like to fark her, just once.  Just to see how crazy things would get...
 
2013-05-23 02:28:53 PM

Endive Wombat: I'd like to fark her, just once.  Just to see how crazy things would get...


Crazier than 4 rabid weasels stuffed in a sack

/you'd probably be safer with the weasels
 
2013-05-23 02:38:05 PM

NuttierThanEver: Endive Wombat: I'd like to fark her, just once.  Just to see how crazy things would get...

Crazier than 4 rabid weasels stuffed in a sack

/you'd probably be safer with the weasels


HEY!
 
2013-05-23 03:17:34 PM
even if she did produce an I.D., i doubt the TSA agents would believe that the swollen monster standing in front of them was in fact the girl pictured on said I.D..
 
2013-05-23 03:18:00 PM
You don't need government ID to fly (or didn't as of last year) you do need to get to the airport a few hours early if you don't ahve any.
 
2013-05-23 03:18:30 PM
Google "TSA" and you'll see it's not an acceptable form of airport security.
 
2013-05-23 03:19:34 PM
What the hell happened to her? She used to be a very attractive, child star that seemed to have her act together.
 
2013-05-23 03:21:40 PM
Who to root for here has me confused.
 
2013-05-23 03:25:51 PM

I_Am_Weasel: NuttierThanEver: Endive Wombat: I'd like to fark her, just once.  Just to see how crazy things would get...

Crazier than 4 rabid weasels stuffed in a sack

/you'd probably be safer with the weasels

HEY!


No offense,

/now favorited as less dangerous than Amanda Bynes in a sack
 
2013-05-23 03:26:15 PM
How being "Googled" by the TSA might look...

t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-23 03:28:13 PM
If I was Amanda Bynes, I wouldn't be so quick to admit it.

Embarrassing, that.
 
2013-05-23 03:28:41 PM
If my job was checking ID at the airport and self-important coont said "I'm so and so, google me!" I would make it my MISSION to give her the crappiest day possible from that point on.
 
2013-05-23 03:29:05 PM
Ms. Bynes, volunteering for a body cavity search is no guarantee of getting through security.
 
2013-05-23 03:31:27 PM

farkingismybusiness: Would you Google me?
[www.ivstatic.com image 400x300]
I'd Google me.


lawl
 
2013-05-23 03:31:53 PM
Since when do you need an ID to fly?  You just have to go through extra security if you forget it.
 
2013-05-23 03:32:03 PM
bet a beaver shot would have worked
 
2013-05-23 03:32:48 PM

ShawnDoc: Since when do you need an ID to fly?  You just have to go through extra security if you forget it.


Citation:  http://bucks.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/10/11/flying-without-a-photo-id/
 
2013-05-23 03:33:11 PM

SpectroBoy: If my job was checking ID at the airport and self-important coont said "I'm so and so, google me!" I would make it my MISSION to give her the crappiest day possible from that point on.


Maybe start by printing one of the many topless pics of this broad and walk around asking the other TSA agents do you know who this woman is
 
2013-05-23 03:33:33 PM
Her head-to-body ratio suggests a heavy diet of liquor and cocaine.
 
2013-05-23 03:35:17 PM
Silly girl..... Ride in limo onto the tarmac. Board plane. TaDa!

/Only the common folk actually walk into the airport to be unlawfully molested under Bush jr's martial law. [knee to the face if you touch my place, fully protected under the law]


i.imgur.com
"Thats a good job Jeeves. Can't have any of that common folks filth on my shoes".
 
2013-05-23 03:35:30 PM
Makes me wonder if nipples are as unique as fingerprints and ears for identification.
 
2013-05-23 03:35:49 PM

Wellon Dowd: Ms. Bynes, volunteering for a body cavity search is no guarantee of getting through security.


Yeah, but she might enjoy it...
 
2013-05-23 03:42:58 PM
LoL Amanda is the coont who keeps on giving.
 
2013-05-23 03:51:15 PM
FTFA:  "The actress's driving licence had been suspended and she had no other form of ID..."

Granted, I've never had my DL suspended, but I didn't think they actually took it away from you.  You can still carry it as ID, right?
 
2013-05-23 03:54:37 PM

sheep snorter: Silly girl..... Ride in limo onto the tarmac. Board plane. TaDa!

/Only the common folk actually walk into the airport to be unlawfully molested under Bush jr's martial law. [knee to the face if you touch my place, fully protected under the law]



"Thats a good job Jeeves. Can't have any of that common folks filth on my shoes".


Since Obama has made no serious effort to abolish it, it is now his "martial law" no matter who started it.
 
2013-05-23 04:15:20 PM

StrikitRich: LoL Amanda is the coont who keeps on giving.


with LiLo in rehab, its nice of Amanda to step in to fill that gap.
 
2013-05-23 04:15:31 PM
REAL TALK: What happened to her face?  Seriously.  What happened to it?  It looks like she is allergic to bees and gets stung in the face every morning.
 
2013-05-23 04:25:56 PM

Altair: REAL TALK: What happened to her face?  Seriously.  What happened to it?  It looks like she is allergic to bees and gets stung in the face every morning.


Maybe jizz is fattening if you drink too much of it?
 
2013-05-23 04:26:52 PM

farkingismybusiness: Would you Google me?
[www.ivstatic.com image 400x300]
I'd Google me.


Giver her a pair of pink opera gloves and I would swear that she's a muppet.
 
2013-05-23 04:27:22 PM
She seemed to be totally normal until her shiatTY CW sitcom was cancelled.  That little bit of fame was the difference between hot, successful D-list celebrity and wasted, weird faced, laughing stock, Amanda?

/Timeline could be way off
//Mah-Ha.
 
2013-05-23 04:35:22 PM
"Google me!"
"I'm sorry that's not proper ID"
"Murder my vagina!"
"............"
 
2013-05-23 04:47:04 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Altair: REAL TALK: What happened to her face?  Seriously.  What happened to it?  It looks like she is allergic to bees and gets stung in the face every morning.

Maybe jizz is fattening if you drink too much of it?


Somewhere there's a Rod Stewart joke that works with this.
 
2013-05-23 05:04:37 PM

ShawnDoc: Since when do you need an ID to fly?  You just have to go through extra security if you forget it.


sheep snorter: Silly girl..... Ride in limo onto the tarmac. Board plane. TaDa!


It was a private jet.  The pilot was the one checking ID.
 
2013-05-23 05:04:55 PM
I never knew that a cute woman like that is evem capable of making themself look THAT ugly.

Yikes. Just... Yikes.
 
2013-05-23 05:08:09 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
FTA: "Amanda was photographed in September last year smoking an unknown substance out of a pipe in her BMW whilst she was in Los Angeles"

Um... Having lived next door to dealers for a good part of my college days, I'm 94% sure that's meth based on the hardware. People used to smoke it next door on their stoop out of what looked like car lighters because they were compact and not as recognizable as glass dicks.
 
2013-05-23 05:13:53 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: seventypercent: According to the Magna Carta, anybody who uses the six words "Do you know who I am?" is a complete and total douchecanoe.

No, it's "Don't you know who I am?" which makes one a douchecanoe.

"Do you know who I am" could be said by a spy, mobster, or kidnapper.


or pretty much any Florida resident.
For a variety of reasons.
 
2013-05-23 05:16:17 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Altair: REAL TALK: What happened to her face?  Seriously.  What happened to it?  It looks like she is allergic to bees and gets stung in the face every morning.

Maybe jizz is fattening if you drink too much of it?


Don't think so. It's high in protein and zinc. Good stuff, actually.
 
2013-05-23 05:16:53 PM

steve-0: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x539]
FTA: "Amanda was photographed in September last year smoking an unknown substance out of a pipe in her BMW whilst she was in Los Angeles"

Um... Having lived next door to dealers for a good part of my college days, I'm 94% sure that's meth based on the hardware. People used to smoke it next door on their stoop out of what looked like car lighters because they were compact and not as recognizable as glass dicks.


Could be a bat.

Could be smoking meth too.
 
2013-05-23 05:22:19 PM

Gunny Highway: steve-0: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x539]
FTA: "Amanda was photographed in September last year smoking an unknown substance out of a pipe in her BMW whilst she was in Los Angeles"

Um... Having lived next door to dealers for a good part of my college days, I'm 94% sure that's meth based on the hardware. People used to smoke it next door on their stoop out of what looked like car lighters because they were compact and not as recognizable as glass dicks.

Could be a bat.

Could be smoking meth too.


all the bats i've ever seen are one-hit wonders literally made to look like regular cigarettes.
 
2013-05-23 05:25:42 PM

steve-0: all the bats i've ever seen are one-hit wonders literally made to look like regular cigarettes.


I have seen bigger ones.  Her actions suggest meth but her celebrity says weed.  Tough call.  You could most definitely be right.
 
2013-05-23 05:26:48 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Sin_City_Superhero: Altair: REAL TALK: What happened to her face?  Seriously.  What happened to it?  It looks like she is allergic to bees and gets stung in the face every morning.

Maybe jizz is fattening if you drink too much of it?

Don't think so. It's high in protein and zinc. Good stuff, actually.


Mom?
 
2013-05-23 05:49:10 PM
seventypercent: According to the Magna Carta, anybody who uses the six words "Do you know who I am?" is a complete and total douchecanoe.

No, it's "Don't you know who I am?" which makes one a douchecanoe.


Unless someone is really trashed and it's like, "Do you know who I am? Because I'm really not too sure at the moment..."
 
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