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(BBC)   Man accused of bestiality porn gets off on a technicality. Also, a horse, several dogs, a lemur and a pack of ferrets   (bbc.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-05-23 11:52:22 AM  
+1
 
2013-05-23 01:10:33 PM  
Heh
 
2013-05-23 01:26:51 PM  
Ryder admitted making the indecent photos of children between 11 June 2002 and 1 April 2011 and possessing the extreme pornography involving animals between 2 February 2000 and 19 March 2011.

Is that like having sex while skydiving?
 
2013-05-23 01:49:59 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-23 01:52:35 PM  
Grandfathered bestiality
 
2013-05-23 01:52:44 PM  
Emuuuuuuu that's gross!
 
2013-05-23 01:54:56 PM  
So the "technicality" was that it wasn't illegal when he did it?
Huh. Who would have thought?
 
2013-05-23 01:57:03 PM  
So farking non-human animals prior to March 28 in 2011 was legal in Scotland?

I predict someone in Scotland will invent the first time machine.
 
2013-05-23 01:57:12 PM  
Great headline subs...
 
2013-05-23 01:58:33 PM  
news.bbcimg.co.uk

Oh man this guy looks perfect.
 
2013-05-23 01:58:50 PM  
When asked for a statement the suspect had this to say:

"Armadillon with a lot right now, but I'd like to apowlogize for the pain I've put my family shrew. Please sparrow bit of sympathy for a man who otter know better."
 
2013-05-23 01:59:49 PM  
spacebison.com
 
2013-05-23 01:59:55 PM  
Hey, that's the guy who walks my dog!
 
2013-05-23 02:00:16 PM  
Subby, let me just say...

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-05-23 02:00:41 PM  

blatz514: Ryder admitted making the indecent photos of children between 11 June 2002 and 1 April 2011 and possessing the extreme pornography involving animals between 2 February 2000 and 19 March 2011.

Is that like having sex while skydiving?


Naked skydiving has amusing effects on the floppy bits.
 
2013-05-23 02:01:15 PM  
Of course it was a technicality, he wasn't in front of a daycare
 
2013-05-23 02:02:00 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-23 02:02:23 PM  
news.bbcimg.co.uk
www.nytmare.org
 
2013-05-23 02:03:28 PM  
Great headline.

/+1 that doesn't count
 
2013-05-23 02:08:23 PM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-23 02:09:30 PM  
i1048.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-23 02:14:48 PM  
Was he farking an animal? no? Then what's the big deal?
 
2013-05-23 02:15:32 PM  
where's the guy clapping in the audience?
 
2013-05-23 02:18:25 PM  
Hey, the lemur was only there to help tie him off!


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-05-23 02:21:47 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-23 02:24:21 PM  
This headline gave me ass cancer.

/and herpes
 
2013-05-23 02:27:54 PM  

dabbletech: [t3.gstatic.com image 225x225]


I don't think you know how that meme works.
 
2013-05-23 02:28:14 PM  

blatz514: Ryder admitted making the indecent photos of children between 11 June 2002 and 1 April 2011 and possessing the extreme pornography involving animals between 2 February 2000 and 19 March 2011.

Is that like having sex while skydiving?


That's X-treme Porn
 
2013-05-23 02:31:13 PM  
If you want him, he'll be in his lab.
 
2013-05-23 02:35:39 PM  
What...no gerbils?
 
2013-05-23 02:37:29 PM  
"The Aristocrats."

/there's nothing so odd about that. Kemel Attaturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul
 
2013-05-23 02:39:42 PM  
Not doing something that is not illegal, but is later made illegal, is not getting off on a technicality.
 
2013-05-23 02:52:21 PM  

jigger: Not doing something that is not illegal, but is later made illegal, is not getting off on a technicality.


I'm sure many of today's politicians and cable news viewers would like to think the constitution is filled with technicalities.
 
2013-05-23 02:59:29 PM  
That dude looks like Jean Reno.

/I can't be the only one that sees this.
 
2013-05-23 03:05:31 PM  
Ryder admitted making the indecent photos of children between 11 June 2002 and 1 April 2011 and possessing the extreme pornography involving animals between 2 February 2000 and 19 March 2011.

what about the photos of children?
 
2013-05-23 03:29:46 PM  

Shotgun Justice: That dude looks like Jean Reno.

/I can't be the only one that sees this.


It's Reno time!

4.bp.blogspot.com\

Oh, not that Reno.  Carry on
 
2013-05-23 03:38:00 PM  
Quoting George Carlin:
"We're not going to bother consenting adults who like to dress up in leather Boy Scout uniforms and smash each other in the head with ball peen hammers while they take turns blowing their cat. There's certainly nothing wrong with that. It's a victimless hobby. And think of how good the cat must feel! "
 
2013-05-23 03:38:26 PM  
*golf clap* for Subby. :)
 
2013-05-23 03:39:18 PM  
 
2013-05-23 03:39:47 PM  
That's just wrong, Subby. It's a business of ferrets. Duh.
 
2013-05-23 03:52:45 PM  

big pig peaches: That's just wrong, Subby. It's a business of ferrets. Duh.


Thank you for taking the soap to this unwashed savagery.
 
2013-05-23 03:59:09 PM  
What a business of ferrets may look like:
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-23 03:59:42 PM  
Lucky guy...
images.encyclopediadramatica.se
 
2013-05-23 04:02:00 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: Lucky guy...
[images.encyclopediadramatica.se image 200x199]


I don't see what Benedict Cumberbatch has to do with this.
 
2013-05-23 04:05:26 PM  
You fark ONE goat...
 
2013-05-23 04:06:12 PM  
news.bbcimg.co.uk
If anybody needs me, I'll be in my Lab.
 
2013-05-23 04:06:28 PM  

blatz514: Ryder admitted making the indecent photos of children between 11 June 2002 and 1 April 2011 and possessing the extreme pornography involving animals between 2 February 2000 and 19 March 2011.

Is that like having sex while skydiving?


It's the British term for "obscene materials."

You'll know it when you see it.
 
2013-05-23 04:14:17 PM  

sharphead: dabbletech: [t3.gstatic.com image 225x225]

I don't think you know how that meme works.


Kitty was overjoyed that cats were not mentioned.
 
2013-05-23 04:17:49 PM  
Sure, just rip on him for the animals; not for the childporn
 
2013-05-23 04:47:13 PM  
i.imgur.com

Having sex with animals: Conviction NO.
Masterbating to drawings: Conviction YES.

Ah, western civilizations... how I love ya.
 
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