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(KMOV St. Louis)   When running from the police, a sure fire way to get caught would be c) run INTO the police headquarters building   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, St. Louis County police headquarters, St. Louis County, Forsyth, hiding  
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1703 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 May 2013 at 3:01 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-23 03:02:21 PM  
Well, it would be the last place they would look
2013-05-23 03:09:29 PM  
In order to evade the cops, you must think like the cops.
2013-05-23 03:09:33 PM  
I was on a trip to Washington DC once and I saw someone running down the street with a bunch of cops chasing him.  He turned and ran right into the U.S. Mint to get away from them.  Needless to say, I saw them dragging him out in cuffs about 5 minutes later.
2013-05-23 03:13:50 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Well, it would be the last place they would look

You'd farking hope so.

"Sir, we've found the suspect. He's right where we want him."
"Well, we'd better look in a few more places, just to be sure."
2013-05-23 03:34:36 PM  

miss diminutive: In order to evade the cops, you must think like the cops.

How is beating minorities going to help your getaway?
2013-05-23 03:55:56 PM  
hiding in plain sight?

/got nuthin'
2013-05-23 05:31:24 PM  
we breed a special kind of stupid out here.
2013-05-23 05:45:12 PM  
Well, in GTA Vice City, if you got to the cop uniform in the basement fast enough to change, then you were good to go.
2013-05-23 06:22:02 PM  
There's a better article on that has more info, including his identity and mugshot. (On my mobile, or I would provide a link) I played soccer with him for a few years when we were kids. He was a really good player, and I remember his parents were nice, but quite a bit older than all the other parents. I heard he's been in and out of prison for the last 20 years. Weird to think about. Wonder what went wrong with him.
2013-05-23 06:55:29 PM  
That didn't turn out to be so bad for The Beatles...
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