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2013-05-23 11:28:07 AM
step 1: Go to youtube and do a search for "NASA SDO year 3"
step 2: Watch video in full HD quality
step 3: profit
 
2013-05-23 11:32:49 AM
Looks like the sun just blue itself
 
2013-05-23 11:35:18 AM

scottydoesntknow: Looks like the sun just blue itself


oh thanks, now my coworkers are looking at me all weird and my boss thinks I'm not working
 
2013-05-23 01:24:52 PM

scottydoesntknow: Looks like the sun just blue itself


Well there goes my blue ball joke.
 
2013-05-23 01:37:50 PM
Now THAT is what you call a Rick Flair
 
2013-05-23 01:46:39 PM

Diogenes: scottydoesntknow: Looks like the sun just blue itself

Well there goes my blue ball joke.


SOLAR BUKKAKE
 
2013-05-23 01:51:32 PM
Am I supposed to panic. I need to know whether to panic. Anyone?
 
2013-05-23 01:51:44 PM
The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace,

where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.

Yo ho! It's hot, the sun is not a place where we could live.
But here on earth there'd be no life without the light it gives.

We need its light.
We need its heat.
We need its energy.
Without the sun without a doubt there'd be no you and me.

The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.

The sun is hot.
The sun is so hot, that everything on it is a gas, copper, iron, aluminum on the surface of the sun are all gas.

The sun is large.
The sun is so large, a million earths could fit inside, and yet the sun's just a middle-sized star.

The sun is far away.
Its about 93 million miles away, and thats why it looks so small!
But even when its out of sight, it shines both night and day.

The sun gives light.
The sun gives heat.
The sunlight that we see.
The sunlight comes from our own sun's atomic energy.

[Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-crushing machine. The heat and light of the sun are caused by the nuclear reactions between estrogen, estrogen, estrogen, ESTROGEN, AND ESTROGEN!!]

The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.
 
2013-05-23 01:52:34 PM

xanadian: Diogenes: scottydoesntknow: Looks like the sun just blue itself

Well there goes my blue ball joke.

SOLAR BUKKAKE


Mercury didn't even have time to open its mouth.
 
2013-05-23 01:53:15 PM

cman: Now THAT is what you call a Rick Flair


WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-05-23 01:54:17 PM

Gunny Highway: The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace,

where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.

Yo ho! It's hot, the sun is not a place where we could live.
But here on earth there'd be no life without the light it gives.

We need its light.
We need its heat.
We need its energy.
Without the sun without a doubt there'd be no you and me.

The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.

The sun is hot.
The sun is so hot, that everything on it is a gas, copper, iron, aluminum on the surface of the sun are all gas.

The sun is large.
The sun is so large, a million earths could fit inside, and yet the sun's just a middle-sized star.

The sun is far away.
Its about 93 million miles away, and thats why it looks so small!
But even when its out of sight, it shines both night and day.

The sun gives light.
The sun gives heat.
The sunlight that we see.
The sunlight comes from our own sun's atomic energy.

[Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-crushing machine. The heat and light of the sun are caused by the nuclear reactions between estrogen, estrogen, estrogen, ESTROGEN, AND ESTROGEN!!]

The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.


Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
 
2013-05-23 01:54:24 PM

Voiceofreason01: scottydoesntknow: Looks like the sun just blue itself

oh thanks, now my coworkers are looking at me all weird and my boss thinks I'm not working


he's right, isn't he?
 
2013-05-23 01:58:29 PM
Who put a giant blue disc in front of the Sun?
 
2013-05-23 01:59:07 PM
Cme one, cme all.
 
2013-05-23 02:05:13 PM

Gunny Highway: The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.


Haven't you heard?

The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma!
 
2013-05-23 02:14:17 PM

Valiente: Cme one, cme all.


aaaand we're done here.
 
2013-05-23 02:18:38 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Who put a giant blue disc in front of the Sun?


Mr. Burns?
 
2013-05-23 02:24:07 PM

Valiente: Cme one, cme all.


Normally, I'd see what you did there, but the glare is killing me right now.


/+10
 
2013-05-23 02:25:21 PM
Looks like the sun ate the same thing that I ate for dinner, and had similar results.
 
2013-05-23 02:30:13 PM

Valiente: Cme one, cme all.


What you did there has been observed by me
 
2013-05-23 02:30:53 PM

Gunny Highway: The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace,

where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.

Yo ho! It's hot, the sun is not a place where we could live.
But here on earth there'd be no life without the light it gives.

We need its light.
We need its heat.
We need its energy.
Without the sun without a doubt there'd be no you and me.

The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.

The sun is hot.
The sun is so hot, that everything on it is a gas, copper, iron, aluminum on the surface of the sun are all gas.

The sun is large.
The sun is so large, a million earths could fit inside, and yet the sun's just a middle-sized star.

The sun is far away.
Its about 93 million miles away, and thats why it looks so small!
But even when its out of sight, it shines both night and day.

The sun gives light.
The sun gives heat.
The sunlight that we see.
The sunlight comes from our own sun's atomic energy.

[Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-crushing machine. The heat and light of the sun are caused by the nuclear reactions between estrogen, estrogen, estrogen, ESTROGEN, AND ESTROGEN!!]

The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.


The sun is a miasmaOf incandescent plasmaThe sun's not simply made out of gasNo, no, noThe sun is a quagmireIt's not made of fireForget what you've been told in the past(Plasma!) Electrons are free(Plasma!) A fourth state of matterNot gas, not liquid, not solidOoh!The sun is no red dwarfI hope it never morphsInto some supernova'd collapsed orbOrb, orb, orbThe sun is a miasmaOf incandescent plasmaI forget what I was told by myselfElf, elf, elf(Plasma!) Electrons are free(Plasma!) A fourth state of matterNot gas, not liquid, not solid(Plasma!) Forget that song(Plasma!) They got it wrongThat thesis has been rendered invalid
 
2013-05-23 02:31:43 PM
Preview is your friend...

The sun is a miasma
Of incandescent plasma
The sun's not simply made out of gas
No, no, no
The sun is a quagmire
It's not made of fire
Forget what you've been told in the past
(Plasma!) Electrons are free
(Plasma!) A fourth state of matter
Not gas, not liquid, not solid
Ooh!
The sun is no red dwarf
I hope it never morphs
Into some supernova'd collapsed orb
Orb, orb, orb
The sun is a miasma
Of incandescent plasma
I forget what I was told by myself
Elf, elf, elf
(Plasma!) Electrons are free
(Plasma!) A fourth state of matter
Not gas, not liquid, not solid
(Plasma!) Forget that song
(Plasma!) They got it wrong
That thesis has been rendered invalid
 
2013-05-23 02:32:31 PM
I blame global warming.
 
2013-05-23 02:33:45 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Who put a giant blue disc in front of the Sun?


Japan pixels.
 
2013-05-23 02:35:28 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Who put a giant blue disc in front of the Sun?


The FCC
 
2013-05-23 02:36:48 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Voiceofreason01: scottydoesntknow: Looks like the sun just blue itself

oh thanks, now my coworkers are looking at me all weird and my boss thinks I'm not working

he's right, isn't he?


Well sure but he doesn't need to know about it
 
2013-05-23 02:47:32 PM

CaptSacto: Gunny Highway: The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace,

where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.

Yo ho! It's hot, the sun is not a place where we could live.
But here on earth there'd be no life without the light it gives.

We need its light.
We need its heat.
We need its energy.
Without the sun without a doubt there'd be no you and me.

The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.

The sun is hot.
The sun is so hot, that everything on it is a gas, copper, iron, aluminum on the surface of the sun are all gas.

The sun is large.
The sun is so large, a million earths could fit inside, and yet the sun's just a middle-sized star.

The sun is far away.
Its about 93 million miles away, and thats why it looks so small!
But even when its out of sight, it shines both night and day.

The sun gives light.
The sun gives heat.
The sunlight that we see.
The sunlight comes from our own sun's atomic energy.

[Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-crushing machine. The heat and light of the sun are caused by the nuclear reactions between estrogen, estrogen, estrogen, ESTROGEN, AND ESTROGEN!!]

The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just th ...


But:  The smallest thing that's known to man's a subatomic particle measured scientifically under lab conditions to be ten centimeters taken to the minus thirteenth power
But though this thing is very small, it's really not that small at all compared to the line that is ever so fine, that separates the hot from the cold on the handle of my shower
But even if you manage to adjust it just exactly like you like it, there are still one hundred thousand different combinations different permutations; things which can and maybe will go wrong
Like when I'm in the shower with the woman that I love, and just at the moment of extreme excitation, some guy in the apartment below turns his dishwasher on.
And the water comes out cold; and my woman goes, "Eek!" and steps on the soap, nearly breaks her neck. As it was she only suffered from some minor scrapes and bruises, because just as she was falling she made a desperate grab for the nearest thing around her so that no fatal harm would occur
Which was fortunate for her, but unfortunate for me, 'cause the thing she made a grab for happened to be something near and dear to both of us, tho' to be fair, she wasn't thinking how extremely dear it was to me as how conveniently near it was to her
But it's an interesting biologic, metabolic, fundamental, scientific not to say a physiological fact
That when subjected to the stimulus of sub-zero h2o, the male private areas have the tendency to rapidly contract.
So this is what they did, and that is why she missed them, made a grab behind them, what it was she finally caught
Was the handle of my shower which she twisted as she fell, past the smallest thing that's known to man and suddenly the water came out ...Hot
And I went, "Eek!" and I fainted unconscious and my woman got me outta there and two weeks later, my poor private areas finally got the courage to emerge tho' even now they haven't yet regained their normal size and weight and span
In fact for a while there they had successfully broken all previous world records for the smallest thing that's known to man.
 
2013-05-23 02:48:05 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Quantum Apostrophe: Who put a giant blue disc in front of the Sun?

The FCC


Yep...no full frontal during kiddie viewing hours.
 
2013-05-23 02:50:46 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Who put a giant blue disc in front of the Sun?


these guys:

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-05-23 02:59:04 PM

error 303: Preview is your friend...

The sun is a miasma
Of incandescent plasma
The sun's not simply made out of gas
No, no, no
The sun is a quagmire
It's not made of fire
Forget what you've been told in the past
(Plasma!) Electrons are free
(Plasma!) A fourth state of matter
Not gas, not liquid, not solid
Ooh!
The sun is no red dwarf
I hope it never morphs
Into some supernova'd collapsed orb
Orb, orb, orb
The sun is a miasma
Of incandescent plasma
I forget what I was told by myself
Elf, elf, elf
(Plasma!) Electrons are free
(Plasma!) A fourth state of matter
Not gas, not liquid, not solid
(Plasma!) Forget that song
(Plasma!) They got it wrong
That thesis has been rendered invalid


Groovy song
 
2013-05-23 03:02:06 PM

Stone Meadow: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Quantum Apostrophe: Who put a giant blue disc in front of the Sun?

The FCC

Yep...no full frontal during kiddie viewing hours.


It was just a solar probe malfunction
 
2013-05-23 03:02:18 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-05-23 03:08:09 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Stone Meadow: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Quantum Apostrophe: Who put a giant blue disc in front of the Sun?

The FCC

Yep...no full frontal during kiddie viewing hours.

It was just a solar probe malfunction


I just HATE IT when my probe malfunctions.
 
2013-05-23 03:09:15 PM

Voiceofreason01: Uchiha_Cycliste: Voiceofreason01: scottydoesntknow: Looks like the sun just blue itself

oh thanks, now my coworkers are looking at me all weird and my boss thinks I'm not working

he's right, isn't he?

Well sure but he doesn't need to know about it


gotcha
 
2013-05-23 03:15:49 PM
Surely all of this solar activity is the result of man's dependence on oil. And obsession with fast food in America.
 
2013-05-23 03:25:22 PM

Gunny Highway: The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace,

where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.

Yo ho! It's hot, the sun is not a place where we could live.
But here on earth there'd be no life without the light it gives.

We need its light.
We need its heat.
We need its energy.
Without the sun without a doubt there'd be no you and me.

The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.

The sun is hot.
The sun is so hot, that everything on it is a gas, copper, iron, aluminum on the surface of the sun are all gas.

The sun is large.
The sun is so large, a million earths could fit inside, and yet the sun's just a middle-sized star.

The sun is far away.
Its about 93 million miles away, and thats why it looks so small!
But even when its out of sight, it shines both night and day.

The sun gives light.
The sun gives heat.
The sunlight that we see.
The sunlight comes from our own sun's atomic energy.

[Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-crushing machine. The heat and light of the sun are caused by the nuclear reactions between estrogen, estrogen, estrogen, ESTROGEN, AND ESTROGEN!!]

The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.


...
 
2013-05-23 03:29:45 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Quantum Apostrophe: Who put a giant blue disc in front of the Sun?

The FCC


Click for uncensored view.
 
2013-05-23 03:54:06 PM

Ivo Shandor: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Quantum Apostrophe: Who put a giant blue disc in front of the Sun?

The FCC

Click for uncensored view.


FAPFAPFAP
 
2013-05-23 03:54:19 PM
Sun Farts!
 
2013-05-23 03:57:15 PM

Ivo Shandor: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Quantum Apostrophe: Who put a giant blue disc in front of the Sun?

The FCC

Click for uncensored view.


That's hot.
 
2013-05-23 03:59:18 PM
Shields! SHIELDS!

heavyarmor.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-23 04:02:28 PM
The odd thing to me is that in spite of these sudden eruptions, the sun has been getting quieter and quieter for more than 20 years...

wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-23 04:09:00 PM

WippitGuud: Shields! SHIELDS!

[heavyarmor.files.wordpress.com image 608x304]


cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-05-23 04:10:55 PM
And the show has only just begun.
 
2013-05-23 04:12:32 PM

Stone Meadow: The odd thing to me is that in spite of these sudden eruptions, the sun has been getting quieter and quieter for more than 20 years...

[wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com image 548x228]


It's always bugged me that they number the cycles on an 11 year period. They're 22 year periods, dammit!

/first time I've used my astronomy degree in years.
 
2013-05-23 04:15:33 PM

Voiceofreason01: scottydoesntknow: Looks like the sun just blue itself

oh thanks, now my coworkers are looking at me all weird and my boss thinks I'm not working


I have clue #1 as to why he's the boss and you work for him.
 
2013-05-23 04:17:03 PM

Stone Meadow: The odd thing to me is that in spite of these sudden eruptions, the sun has been getting quieter and quieter for more than 20 years...

[wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com image 548x228]


Oh, and, for the record, we actually have been above average for like 80 years and are likely coming out of it. So the sun isn't neccessarily getting quiter, just returning to normal.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-23 04:21:11 PM
 
2013-05-23 04:21:59 PM
On a side note that observatory is responsible for more comet discoveries than anything else.  All those streaks in the image you see are sun-grazers.
 
2013-05-23 04:22:03 PM
As soon as I get home I'm having a coronal mass ejection.
 
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