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(Yahoo)   It looks as if that lengthy Angelina Jolie/Scarlett Johansson lesbian sex scene isn't going to happen, fellas   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Angelina Jolie, sex scenes, spy film, mommies, lesbians  
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2013-05-23 11:48:17 AM  
3 votes:
So the scene has gone tits up?
2013-05-23 10:31:32 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-23 03:31:01 PM  
1 vote:

JohnnyRebel88: Wellon Dowd: Nogrhi: So the scene has gone tits up?

People who make tasteless jokes like should be proactively removed from Fark.

Fark would not have a comment section in your world.  Did you know someone who died from breast cancer?  Did this sting a little?
I just came here to see how long it took for someone to comment on it.  I thought it would be first, because the first thing I thought of was "Didn't she just have her breasts removed and who would cast her to do a topless scene besides maybe Billy Bob"?  Maybe you came to do the same, which means you were thinking the same, but just didn't say it.

Proactively removed. Like Jolie's breasts.

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2013-05-23 03:24:16 PM  
1 vote:

docmattic: internut scholar: YodaBlues: Nogrhi: So the scene has gone tits up?

Don't be a boob.

That joke fell flat.

Don't go implanting your punnish humour here.

Cut it out.
2013-05-23 03:21:53 PM  
1 vote:

Lando Lincoln: At least we'll always have the Natalie Portman / Mila Kunis sex scene.

Ooh yeah.

I've read that they've green-lit a prequel to Black Swan. It will star Annasophia Robb and Ariel Winter and be set on a high school pep squad.
2013-05-23 02:45:57 PM  
1 vote:
It wouldn't need to be that lengthy
2013-05-23 02:43:27 PM  
1 vote:
Just the thought leaves me breastless.
2013-05-23 10:37:23 AM  
1 vote:
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