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(Yahoo)   It looks as if that lengthy Angelina Jolie/Scarlett Johansson lesbian sex scene isn't going to happen, fellas   (uk.news.yahoo.com) divider line 47
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2013-05-23 10:31:32 AM
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2013-05-23 10:37:23 AM
apt2013.alisonstaudinger.com
 
2013-05-23 10:59:56 AM
I just don't find Angelina hot anymore. She's just too weird.

Scarlett on the other hand? Yes, please.
 
2013-05-23 11:07:13 AM
You can always just watch that Gia show from HBO. I think it has hot Angelina lesbo action in it.
 
2013-05-23 11:43:50 AM
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2013-05-23 11:48:17 AM
So the scene has gone tits up?
 
2013-05-23 11:48:48 AM

Nogrhi: So the scene has gone tits up?


Too soon?
 
2013-05-23 02:36:24 PM

Nogrhi: So the scene has gone tits up?


Don't be a boob.
 
2013-05-23 02:37:38 PM
This was a thing?

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME!
 
2013-05-23 02:38:35 PM

Nogrhi: So the scene has gone tits up?


People who make tasteless jokes like should be proactively removed from Fark.
 
2013-05-23 02:38:51 PM

YodaBlues: Nogrhi: So the scene has gone tits up?

Don't be a boob.


That joke fell flat.
 
2013-05-23 02:39:47 PM
Who wants to post that picture of Scarlett, you know the one, to see if it is kosher today or if it earns you a 48-hour timeout?
 
2013-05-23 02:40:58 PM
This is why we can't have nice things!
 
2013-05-23 02:42:14 PM

internut scholar: YodaBlues: Nogrhi: So the scene has gone tits up?

Don't be a boob.

That joke fell flat.


Don't go implanting your punnish humour here.
 
2013-05-23 02:42:31 PM
Brad and Angelina haven't ruled out doing a sex scene together. So there's always a chance Brad Pitt could undergo sexual reassignment surgery and they could have a lesbian sex scene with each other. Let's stay hopeful here, subby!
 
2013-05-23 02:42:48 PM
Says you, subby! I've had that scene (in my head) for years now!

/in my bunk
 
2013-05-23 02:43:27 PM
Just the thought leaves me breastless.
 
2013-05-23 02:45:57 PM
It wouldn't need to be that lengthy
 
2013-05-23 02:46:10 PM

Cythraul: You can always just watch that Gia show from HBO. I think it has hot Angelina lesbo action in it.


Yes.

With her:

thetvaddict.com
 
2013-05-23 02:46:13 PM
at some point soon, CG will become good enough that this will happen anyway.
 
2013-05-23 02:46:25 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-23 02:47:51 PM
Does "naked cuddle scene" count as sex scene, because I don't think it does.
 
2013-05-23 02:50:24 PM

Cytokine Storm: [i.imgur.com image 365x277]


This will never get old for me.
 
2013-05-23 03:09:13 PM
At least we'll always have the Natalie Portman / Mila Kunis sex scene.

Ooh yeah.
 
2013-05-23 03:14:12 PM

Lando Lincoln: At least we'll always have the Natalie Portman / Mila Kunis sex scene.


It didn't really happen, it was a hallucination.
 
2013-05-23 03:20:08 PM

devilEther: Lando Lincoln: At least we'll always have the Natalie Portman / Mila Kunis sex scene.

It didn't really happen, it was a hallucination.


Oh, it happened all right. In my pants.
 
2013-05-23 03:20:46 PM
Soooo, a publicist thought that Brad and Angelina needed some kind of "family values" PR bump?

Sorry, calling bullshiat - they are both professional actors, and know that love scenes mean nothing in the real world.  This fantasy that two people engaged in a love scene in a movie must really like each other "because it looked so real" are idiot 'shipping fans who write fanfic in the spare time.

John Hannah's marriage survived just fine after he sucked wine off of Jamie Murray's nipples.....

...sorry, just a sec....

 in that Spartacus episode, so I'm not believing that these two feel like they are cheating on each other if they film a love scene.
 
2013-05-23 03:21:53 PM

Lando Lincoln: At least we'll always have the Natalie Portman / Mila Kunis sex scene.

Ooh yeah.


I've read that they've green-lit a prequel to Black Swan. It will star Annasophia Robb and Ariel Winter and be set on a high school pep squad.
 
2013-05-23 03:24:16 PM

docmattic: internut scholar: YodaBlues: Nogrhi: So the scene has gone tits up?

Don't be a boob.

That joke fell flat.

Don't go implanting your punnish humour here.


Cut it out.
 
2013-05-23 03:26:26 PM

Wellon Dowd: Nogrhi: So the scene has gone tits up?

People who make tasteless jokes like should be proactively removed from Fark.


Fark would not have a comment section in your world.  Did you know someone who died from breast cancer?  Did this sting a little?
I just came here to see how long it took for someone to comment on it.  I thought it would be first, because the first thing I thought of was "Didn't she just have her breasts removed and who would cast her to do a topless scene besides maybe Billy Bob"?  Maybe you came to do the same, which means you were thinking the same, but just didn't say it.
 
2013-05-23 03:31:01 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Wellon Dowd: Nogrhi: So the scene has gone tits up?

People who make tasteless jokes like should be proactively removed from Fark.

Fark would not have a comment section in your world.  Did you know someone who died from breast cancer?  Did this sting a little?
I just came here to see how long it took for someone to comment on it.  I thought it would be first, because the first thing I thought of was "Didn't she just have her breasts removed and who would cast her to do a topless scene besides maybe Billy Bob"?  Maybe you came to do the same, which means you were thinking the same, but just didn't say it.


Proactively removed. Like Jolie's breasts.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-23 03:37:22 PM

Dissociater: docmattic: internut scholar: YodaBlues: Nogrhi: So the scene has gone tits up?

Don't be a boob.

That joke fell flat.

Don't go implanting your punnish humour here.

Cut it out.


Too bad they would have made quite a pair
 
2013-05-23 03:43:24 PM
 
2013-05-23 03:54:32 PM

monoski: Dissociater: docmattic: internut scholar: YodaBlues: Nogrhi: So the scene has gone tits up?

Don't be a boob.

That joke fell flat.

Don't go implanting your punnish humour here.

Cut it out.

Too bad they would have made quite a pair


Couple of good points there...
 
2013-05-23 04:01:08 PM
We'll always have Gia. And Cyborg 2. And Hackers. And Foxfire. And Original Sin and is there a movie she hasn't been naked in?
 
2013-05-23 04:16:33 PM
This thread is a bust. I'm out.
 
2013-05-23 04:29:28 PM

internut scholar: This thread is a bust. I'm out.


alright, that's enough pun jokes, you guys need to stop.

stop kicking the cans down the road

/wocka wocka
 
2013-05-23 04:35:52 PM

Wellon Dowd: Nogrhi: So the scene has gone tits up?

People who make tasteless jokes like should be proactively removed from Fark.


farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-23 04:37:25 PM

Mugato: We'll always have Gia. And Cyborg 2. And Hackers. And Foxfire. And Original Sin and is there a movie she hasn't been naked in?


Salt.  But nobody saw it, so it's like a tree falling in the forest.
 
2013-05-23 04:41:54 PM

scottydoesntknow: I just don't find Angelina hot anymore. She's just too weird.

Scarlett on the other hand? Yes, please.


THIS

I'm not sure if it's the skeleton with huge lips similarity or the fact that she will never be as hot as she was in
Life or Something like it.
 
2013-05-23 04:48:29 PM

smoky2010: internut scholar: This thread is a bust. I'm out.

alright, that's enough pun jokes, you guys need to stop.

stop kicking the cans down the road

/wocka wocka


Well I find this stuff tasteless.

I'm gone again....

But keep me abreast of the situation.
 
2013-05-23 05:44:09 PM

internut scholar: smoky2010: internut scholar: This thread is a bust. I'm out.

alright, that's enough pun jokes, you guys need to stop.

stop kicking the cans down the road

/wocka wocka

Well I find this stuff tasteless.

I'm gone again....

But keep me abreast of the situation.


Original or Extra Crispy?
 
2013-05-23 06:46:54 PM
NOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-05-23 07:17:37 PM

Wellon Dowd: JohnnyRebel88: Wellon Dowd: Nogrhi: So the scene has gone tits up?

People who make tasteless jokes like should be proactively removed from Fark.

Fark would not have a comment section in your world.  Did you know someone who died from breast cancer?  Did this sting a little?
I just came here to see how long it took for someone to comment on it.  I thought it would be first, because the first thing I thought of was "Didn't she just have her breasts removed and who would cast her to do a topless scene besides maybe Billy Bob"?  Maybe you came to do the same, which means you were thinking the same, but just didn't say it.

Proactively removed. Like Jolie's breasts.


I admit, you slid one by me there.
 
2013-05-23 07:18:16 PM

internut scholar: smoky2010: internut scholar: This thread is a bust. I'm out.

alright, that's enough pun jokes, you guys need to stop.

stop kicking the cans down the road

/wocka wocka

Well I find this stuff tasteless.

I'm gone again....

But keep me abreast of the situation.


Funny enough, Angelina and Scarlett both breed the same species of bird...

The Titmouse.
 
2013-05-23 08:01:36 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Wellon Dowd: Nogrhi: So the scene has gone tits up?

People who make tasteless jokes like should be proactively removed from Fark.

Fark would not have a comment section in your world.  Did you know someone who died from breast cancer?  Did this sting a little?
I just came here to see how long it took for someone to comment on it.  I thought it would be first, because the first thing I thought of was "Didn't she just have her breasts removed and who would cast her to do a topless scene besides maybe Billy Bob"?  Maybe you came to do the same, which means you were thinking the same, but just didn't say it.


Admit it: you're curious. There isn't a person in this thread who could say with a straight face that they aren't. Reasons differ from person to person, of course, but at least idle curiosity is likely nigh-universal.

Which leads me to wonder if this new development might not be part of a marketing ploy (not to imply that the double-mastectomy was just a stunt, of course -obviously it wasn't- but you know what they say to do when life gives you lemons). Start with the ludicrously safe assumption of widespread curiosity. Then do a pledge like this to dash people's hopes... but then announce a Pitt/Jolie movie with a conspicuous R rating. Guaranteed box-office gold, that would be.

Or maybe I'm just cynical like that.

/yeah, I think it's cheating
 
2013-05-25 02:14:08 AM
it has already happened many, many times in my depraved little brain. it's real to me.
 
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