Sybarite: I remember back in the 80s when Breyer's ran commercials with people trying to read the ingredients of competitors "frozen dairy desserts" as opposed to the simple list of ingredients on Breyer's. Unilever changed all that.
exick: "They have changed the ingredients and instead of using cream, they are using corn syrup," said Bach.Somehow I doubt that they altered the recipe by swapping cream for corn syrup. Those two things do not function similarly.
blatz514: Ice cream is gross. Fake or not.
basemetal: You want a lie, submitter? The pie is a lie!/cake is awesome
vernonFL: I like gelato. Can't fake that.
Wellon Dowd: Does anyone have a recommendation for real, all-natural ice cream available in grocery stores in the Mid-Atlantic region?
Chariset: Let be be finale of seem
WhippingBoy: I'm an idiot who doesn't read labels. Will I get "duped"?
DanZero: Sybarite: I remember back in the 80s when Breyer's ran commercials with people trying to read the ingredients of competitors "frozen dairy desserts" as opposed to the simple list of ingredients on Breyer's. Unilever changed all that.The ads with sound-effects man Fred Newman were most memorableBut yeah, Breyers was the best until they got bought out, and now them and everyone else not only added stuff to save money, the container sizes aren't even half-gallons anymore.
FirstNationalBastard: Girl Scout cookies aren't made of girl scouts, but I still eat them./the cookies, not the scouts.
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