If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Philly.com)   I don't care how much you like Macklemore, "Thrift Shop" is not an appropriate request for a strip club DJ. And when they refuse, it's not a reasonable response to shoot up the place with an AK-47   (philly.com) divider line 33
    More: Asinine, Philadelphia Police, macklemore  
•       •       •

3414 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 May 2013 at 11:06 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



33 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2013-05-23 11:10:11 AM
Yeahhhh.... Sounds like they know who the offender is. And, it sounds like he's a real peach.
 
2013-05-23 11:10:38 AM
I'm gonna pop some caps
Only got 20 bullets in my pocket
I-I-I'm huntin, Lookin for a reload
This is farking awesome
 
2013-05-23 11:10:49 AM
in killadelphia it is subby
 
2013-05-23 11:10:57 AM
You haven't seem my local strip club. "Thrift Shop" is an ideal song request.

Eww.
 
2013-05-23 11:12:18 AM
I once watched a stripper dance to "With Arms Wide Open" by Creed.

Wrong on so many levels.
 
2013-05-23 11:14:16 AM

DirkTheDaring: I once watched a stripper dance to "With Arms Wide Open" by Creed.

Wrong on so many levels.


Oh fortuna imperitrix mundi


/ 'nough said
 
2013-05-23 11:15:16 AM
Why is it inappropriate?  Been a while but "Twenty dollars in my pocket" seems spot-on 'cause that's what a lap dance cost back in the day.  Um...According to some guy who told me about it.
 
2013-05-23 11:15:22 AM
media.philly.comencrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-23 11:15:22 AM
let me guess, north Philly, am i rite?
 
2013-05-23 11:16:18 AM
Oops....forgot one:

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-23 11:18:56 AM
That was not a smooth criminal, busting his ass twice before opening fire.
 
2013-05-23 11:19:17 AM

Lemmy Kilmister: let me guess, north Philly, am i rite?


Southwest Philly according to other sources.

Thank god it wasn't Delilah's!
 
2013-05-23 11:20:51 AM

jtown: Why is it inappropriate?  Been a while but "Twenty dollars in my pocket" seems spot-on 'cause that's what a lap dance cost back in the day.  Um...According to some guy who told me about it.


That's what I was thinking, and it is better than hearing "A little bit of Ecstasy" for 29th time.
 
2013-05-23 11:22:11 AM

iheartscotch: DirkTheDaring: I once watched a stripper dance to "With Arms Wide Open" by Creed.

Wrong on so many levels.

Oh fortuna imperitrix mundi


/ 'nough said


More like "Legs Wide Open"  amiright?
 
2013-05-23 11:23:52 AM

texmeth: That was not a smooth criminal, busting his ass twice before opening fire.


/And only hitting 1 person but not even seriously injuring them.
//Fail
///We need more mass shootings like these
 
2013-05-23 11:25:15 AM

DirkTheDaring: I once watched a stripper dance to "With Arms Wide Open" by Creed.

Wrong on so many levels.


I once saw one dancing to "Sex Type Thing"  strippers rarely listen to the lyrics.
 
2013-05-23 11:31:25 AM

Tom_Slick: jtown: Why is it inappropriate?  Been a while but "Twenty dollars in my pocket" seems spot-on 'cause that's what a lap dance cost back in the day.  Um...According to some guy who told me about it.

That's what I was thinking, and it is better than hearing "A little bit of Ecstasy" for 29th time.


Or More Human than Human, Cherry Pie, Closer, Pour Some Sugar on Me, Shook Me All Night Long, etc.

Now that I think about it, if they're still doing lap dances for $20 after all these years, that's pretty sad.
 
2013-05-23 11:33:05 AM
What What What?
What What What?
What What What?
 
2013-05-23 11:36:37 AM
Ah a well-regulated militia. Good job you dunderheads.

GalFriday: What What What?
What What What?
What What What?


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-23 11:41:04 AM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlZNeMDg3Syzi-Qf QzEvKchESlEzprGwIa3g2P4CozNrOIoa0Brw
 
2013-05-23 11:46:25 AM

jtown: Tom_Slick: jtown: Why is it inappropriate?  Been a while but "Twenty dollars in my pocket" seems spot-on 'cause that's what a lap dance cost back in the day.  Um...According to some guy who told me about it.

That's what I was thinking, and it is better than hearing "A little bit of Ecstasy" for 29th time.

Or More Human than Human, Cherry Pie, Closer, Pour Some Sugar on Me, Shook Me All Night Long, etc.

Now that I think about it, if they're still doing lap dances for $20 after all these years, that's pretty sad.


I once saw an ecdysiast perform to Butterfly Kisses by customer request.  That was awkward.
 
2013-05-23 11:51:40 AM
At least the report identified the weapon correctly.
 
2013-05-23 11:55:13 AM
stay classy philly
 
2013-05-23 12:10:19 PM

Jack's Smirking Revenge: jtown: Tom_Slick: jtown: Why is it inappropriate?  Been a while but "Twenty dollars in my pocket" seems spot-on 'cause that's what a lap dance cost back in the day.  Um...According to some guy who told me about it.

That's what I was thinking, and it is better than hearing "A little bit of Ecstasy" for 29th time.

Or More Human than Human, Cherry Pie, Closer, Pour Some Sugar on Me, Shook Me All Night Long, etc.

Now that I think about it, if they're still doing lap dances for $20 after all these years, that's pretty sad.

I once saw an ecdysiast perform to Butterfly Kisses by customer request.  That was awkward.


Maybe the customer was her dad.
 
2013-05-23 12:17:09 PM
Walk into the club, like  "What up, i got a big Glock!"
 
2013-05-23 12:50:12 PM
I'm as strong a 2nd Amendment advocate as you can get and even I'm going "Hrrrm... bragging about building your own gun to the cops... Yeah no..."
 
2013-05-23 01:36:03 PM

randomjsa: I'm as strong a 2nd Amendment advocate as you can get and even I'm going "Hrrrm... bragging about building your own gun to the cops... Yeah no..."


Wrong thread, buddy.

/once saw a stripper do a routine to Wherever I May Roam
//that was weird
 
2013-05-23 01:48:07 PM
pisssss
 
2013-05-23 02:58:19 PM

jtown: Tom_Slick: jtown: Why is it inappropriate?  Been a while but "Twenty dollars in my pocket" seems spot-on 'cause that's what a lap dance cost back in the day.  Um...According to some guy who told me about it.

That's what I was thinking, and it is better than hearing "A little bit of Ecstasy" for 29th time.

Or More Human than Human, Cherry Pie, Closer, Pour Some Sugar on Me, Shook Me All Night Long, etc.

Now that I think about it, if they're still doing lap dances for $20 after all these years, that's pretty sad.


Which is why they don't like being reminded about how cheap they are. They strip to empower themselves, not to face reality.
 
2013-05-23 04:46:57 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-23 05:41:14 PM
I guess asking them for any Insane Clown Posse would be right out?
 
2013-05-24 04:25:26 AM
I was hearing Yackity Sax while watching the video.
 
2013-05-24 04:30:13 AM
Best stripper song ever: I once saw a girl dance to "Kyle's mom is a biatch"... it was amazing.
 
Displayed 33 of 33 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report