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(Omaha World Herald)   Ginger columnist ponders a future without redheads, whose genetic mutation will soon come to a natural evolutionary end   (omaha.com) divider line 41
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8356 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 May 2013 at 11:37 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-23 05:05:14 PM
5 votes:
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2013-05-23 12:00:21 PM
4 votes:
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2013-05-23 11:51:03 AM
4 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

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2013-05-23 10:37:07 AM
4 votes:
I would be happy to help as many redheads as possible procreate in an attempt to increase their numbers, the wife however would likely frown on these shenanigans.
2013-05-23 08:27:06 PM
3 votes:

greatgodyoshi: I realize no one will likely see this, but:

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The wife. Thank Mutation for redheads.


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2013-05-23 02:00:52 PM
3 votes:
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And I'm spent.
2013-05-23 01:05:00 PM
2 votes:
Married a redhead of Scottish descent and our second son popped out with a fine mane of dark red hair.  Three weeks later it all fell out and was promptly replaced with the same towhead blond hair I had as a kid which he still sports to this day.  I maintain that my German/Swedish genes beat those ginger genes into submission.
2013-05-23 12:01:27 PM
2 votes:
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2013-05-23 11:45:42 AM
2 votes:
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2013-05-23 11:40:33 AM
2 votes:

Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.


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2013-05-23 11:03:15 AM
2 votes:

blatz514: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 365x520]


/May not be a real red head


Looks like she dyed her hair with left over liquid from a maraschino cherry bottle.
2013-05-23 07:57:28 AM
2 votes:
A future without redheads?!


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2013-05-23 11:29:43 PM
1 votes:

cbathrob: Jacob_Roberson: [www.eupedia.com image 782x552]

OK, why the little enclave out there in Russia?  Were they colonized by the Irish?


kvinesknows: Im guessing its from Genghis Kahn and slaves


Nope
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Udmurts
2013-05-23 05:01:36 PM
1 votes:

Well, since MC1R  is a recessive gene, the way that you'll cause redheads to become extinct is to...

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2013-05-23 03:52:15 PM
1 votes:
This thread started and ended well, but, my god...there were some ugly bits in the middle there.
2013-05-23 03:11:02 PM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: The Southern Dandy: Yeah, nobody wants to fark a redheaded dude, but that fact is more than made up for when you consider the redheaded female. Just look at this thread.

The gene will not go extinct.

Yeah if you want more redheads for the future you should encourage women to want to fark ginger men instead of LOLing about ginger men being the bottom of the totem pole.


You sound ginger
2013-05-23 01:37:31 PM
1 votes:
This thread is making my pants very uncomfortable as I sit here at work......
2013-05-23 01:36:23 PM
1 votes:

nmemkha: Females - Beyond hot

Males - Abominations

Why?


I LOVE red headed men. I always wanted to have a read haired child but alas, it did not work out that way. :(

Many years ago I was walking out of a store as this gorgeous red haired man was walking out. He had on gray clothes that perfectly complimented his hair and pale skin. I have never seen a hotter man in my life. Without realizing what I was doing I turned around and started to follow him. My husband grabbed my arm and asked what the hell I thought I was doing. I saw the man for about sixty seconds and I still think about him sometimes.

By all means people, post picture of ginger men.
2013-05-23 12:55:24 PM
1 votes:
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2013-05-23 12:52:03 PM
1 votes:
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2013-05-23 12:41:31 PM
1 votes:
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2013-05-23 12:37:34 PM
1 votes:
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2013-05-23 12:24:58 PM
1 votes:
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2013-05-23 12:17:31 PM
1 votes:
I CALL BULLshiat ON THIS ARTICLE AND I HAVE PROOF!!!

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That's how the movie went right?  Been a while.
2013-05-23 12:17:10 PM
1 votes:

btraz70: [2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com image 800x600]


I did Nazi that coming. I would hit it till she supported Israel.
2013-05-23 12:11:22 PM
1 votes:
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2013-05-23 12:05:58 PM
1 votes:
i thought 90% of all redheads were a product of hair dye, not genes.
2013-05-23 12:05:54 PM
1 votes:
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2013-05-23 11:49:44 AM
1 votes:
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2013-05-23 11:48:32 AM
1 votes:

Suede head: Strange how subby can call a figure without red haired people spiffy but presumably not, for example, a future without dark skinned people. Because that would be vile bigotry.


And you will probably get banninated for racist hate speech for pointing this out.
2013-05-23 11:46:23 AM
1 votes:
"(To be clear, my people are Danish. The Scandinavian countries also produced their fair share of us. And also to be clear, this redheads-are-sexy vibe did not make it into U.S. junior high hallways. Trust me on this.) "

thats because you are a dude..

also YAY!  redhead thread

(grabs bottle of lotion)

LETS DO THIS!
2013-05-23 11:46:03 AM
1 votes:
We endure sunburns. We endure people who are positive we are Irish. We have endured some variation on my junior-high nickname: Fire Crotch.


No, you got called that for banging half the freshman football players before you got to high school
2013-05-23 11:45:21 AM
1 votes:
Maybe someone should begin relocating the remaining gingers to a nature preserve where they can be managed and creative breeding can occur. And I can be pretty creative when it comes to breeding.
2013-05-23 11:16:22 AM
1 votes:

whistleridge: NuttierThanEver: I would be happy to help as many redheads as possible procreate in an attempt to increase their numbers, the wife however would likely frown on these shenanigans.

This is why I married a redhead. 

I assure you, Farkers of the world: I'm doing MY part to assure this hideous dystopian possibility never comes to fruition.


When I met the wife she was using highlights in her hair and it was summer so her normally brown hair had a deep reddish hue to it. By the time I discovered the subterfuge it was too late and I was ensnared. I have threatened to sue for false advertising but the Consumer protection agency tells me I dont have a case
2013-05-23 11:14:28 AM
1 votes:

ThatGuyGreg: Uisce Beatha: I've posted 3 natural reds so far.  Feel free to comment on how plain they are.

They're so plain, they probably think this thread is about them.

/likes the redheads
//married one
///that was a Bad Choicetm


I'm on my second red-haired wife.
It's like Lays potato chips: You can't have just one.
2013-05-23 11:11:45 AM
1 votes:

Uisce Beatha: I've posted 3 natural reds so far.  Feel free to comment on how plain they are.


They're so plain, they probably think this thread is about them.

/likes the redheads
//married one
///that was a Bad Choicetm
2013-05-23 11:01:54 AM
1 votes:
I am not a redhead. I have red highlights, and there are certainly a decent number of redheads in my family history. I carry the hope of a redheads. I carry that burden, and I will do my best to see it carried through...
2013-05-23 11:00:06 AM
1 votes:
Article says pale skin helps produce more vitamin B. That should be vitamin D you ginger dumbass.

/From a ginger smartass
2013-05-23 10:57:09 AM
1 votes:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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2013-05-23 10:40:34 AM
1 votes:
Aaand, cue pictures of bottle redheads.
2013-05-23 08:21:02 AM
1 votes:
So she finally got off that island.
 
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