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(Omaha World Herald)   Ginger columnist ponders a future without redheads, whose genetic mutation will soon come to a natural evolutionary end   (omaha.com) divider line 326
    More: Spiffy, Creighton University, genetics  
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8358 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 May 2013 at 11:37 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-23 11:46:23 AM
"(To be clear, my people are Danish. The Scandinavian countries also produced their fair share of us. And also to be clear, this redheads-are-sexy vibe did not make it into U.S. junior high hallways. Trust me on this.) "

thats because you are a dude..

also YAY!  redhead thread

(grabs bottle of lotion)

LETS DO THIS!
 
2013-05-23 11:46:50 AM

H_is_for_Heretic: [thespeechatimeforchoosing.files.wordpress.com image 500x622]


Annnd, the whole office is looking at me.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:47:24 AM
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2013-05-23 11:47:42 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

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Every redhead thread, someone always pulls that guy out. It's getting a bit old.

Redhead fetishism has gotten old.

They're a perfect match.

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The second guy isn't that bad, although I have no idea who it is.
 
2013-05-23 11:47:43 AM

hubiestubert: Well, if we go'in have a redhead thread, let me see what I gots in mah Bukket...

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Plain
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I'll take them all so you don't have to suffer the life of mundane redheadedness.  I'm willing to jump on all these grenades for you.
 
2013-05-23 11:48:00 AM

Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]

Every redhead thread, someone always pulls that guy out. It's getting a bit old.



sharethelads.com
Better?
 
2013-05-23 11:48:32 AM

Suede head: Strange how subby can call a figure without red haired people spiffy but presumably not, for example, a future without dark skinned people. Because that would be vile bigotry.


And you will probably get banninated for racist hate speech for pointing this out.
 
2013-05-23 11:48:34 AM
Obvious bookmark is obvious.
 
2013-05-23 11:48:51 AM

hubiestubert: A few more. Because.

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Ohh, Kari pic!

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2013-05-23 11:49:44 AM
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2013-05-23 11:50:00 AM

neversubmit: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]

Every redhead thread, someone always pulls that guy out. It's getting a bit old.


[sharethelads.com image 729x960]
Better?


Not really my type (despite the reddish hair), but a lot better than FNB's efforts.
 
2013-05-23 11:50:37 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

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C-Combo breaker!
 
2013-05-23 11:50:52 AM
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-23 11:51:03 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-23 11:51:10 AM

Prevailing Wind: [thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x681]


Get that crap outta here.
 
2013-05-23 11:51:16 AM

Cythraul: neversubmit: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]

Every redhead thread, someone always pulls that guy out. It's getting a bit old.


[sharethelads.com image 729x960]
Better?

Not really my type (despite the reddish hair), but a lot better than FNB's efforts.


sharethelads.com

more or less?
 
2013-05-23 11:51:36 AM
www.eupedia.com
 
2013-05-23 11:51:38 AM
files.overyourhead.co.uk
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:52:01 AM
NSFW, OH MY!
Grab some lotion.....
 
2013-05-23 11:52:20 AM

blatz514: [brainsyndicate.files.wordpress.com image 723x1024]


Ah, the second most overrated "redhead" ever.

/First most overrated is most well known to Doctor Who fans... and it isn't Leela or Turlough
 
2013-05-23 11:52:30 AM

H_is_for_Heretic: [thespeechatimeforchoosing.files.wordpress.com image 500x622]


That must be some strange camera angle or something.  That's way past 5-head.  Maybe even 7-head territory.

/Would still consider hitting it.
 
2013-05-23 11:53:13 AM

neversubmit: Cythraul: neversubmit: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]

Every redhead thread, someone always pulls that guy out. It's getting a bit old.


[sharethelads.com image 729x960]
Better?

Not really my type (despite the reddish hair), but a lot better than FNB's efforts.

[sharethelads.com image 500x695]

more or less?


Ohh.. That's nice.
 
2013-05-23 11:53:48 AM
Ginger columnist has absolutely zero idea about how genetics actually works, simply provides Farkers with an excuse to post sexy redheads.
 
2013-05-23 11:54:01 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-23 11:54:52 AM

neversubmit: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]

Every redhead thread, someone always pulls that guy out. It's getting a bit old.


[sharethelads.com image 729x960]
Better?


Twelve-year-olds, Dude...

/also, that's a terrible pose
 
2013-05-23 11:55:14 AM

H_is_for_Heretic: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 801x1119]


Is that a man, or a woman?
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:55:54 AM
imagetwist.com
 
2013-05-23 11:57:14 AM
OK, one more. For the good wee chill'uns in the audience.

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2013-05-23 11:59:54 AM

Jacob_Roberson: [www.eupedia.com image 782x552]


Oh hey, I could use a map of where to visit when i'm on travel. Thanks!

/5-10% is still good odds.
 
2013-05-23 12:00:20 PM
/ain't no power in the verse...
//going to the special hell
 
2013-05-23 12:00:21 PM
fc07.deviantart.net
 
2013-05-23 12:01:04 PM
Bookmarked ftw
 
2013-05-23 12:01:27 PM
fc05.deviantart.net
 
2013-05-23 12:01:33 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com   im filterpwned
 
2013-05-23 12:03:32 PM
So, if redheads are crazy/hot, and italians are crazy/hot, italian redheads= ???.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:03:47 PM
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2013-05-23 12:04:56 PM
My g/f and I have done our part. Get to work, the rest of you.
 
2013-05-23 12:05:19 PM
Everybody says they want to save the redheads, but no one is willing to sleep with me to help the cause.
 
2013-05-23 12:05:54 PM
fc02.deviantart.net


ridingismylife.weebly.com

www.manhuntdaily.com
 
2013-05-23 12:05:58 PM
i thought 90% of all redheads were a product of hair dye, not genes.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:07:01 PM
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2013-05-23 12:07:53 PM
The redheads will crush their enemies and see them driven before them...

Last one. Because we gots to give others a chance to open they Bukkets...

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2013-05-23 12:08:15 PM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:08:59 PM
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2013-05-23 12:09:06 PM
I would like to know where the other 20% of redheads get their red hair from. I know the Neanderthals had a different genetic basis for their red hair.
 
2013-05-23 12:10:22 PM
I'm trying, but my first kid with my redheaded wife came out blond with only slight red highlights. We'll try and leave the next one in to cook a little longer.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:11:11 PM
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2013-05-23 12:11:22 PM
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2013-05-23 12:13:28 PM
Geezus.....and by "soon", they mean in the next 50,000 years or so...
Calm down...no need to panic.  Plenty of time to get you some of that fire in the hole.

/Redheads...  hot, but freaking evil.  Married to one for a while...
 
2013-05-23 12:13:46 PM

2MS: [24.media.tumblr.com image 499x723]


Goddamn.

Also, how has she been ignored? For shame.

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