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(Omaha World Herald)   Ginger columnist ponders a future without redheads, whose genetic mutation will soon come to a natural evolutionary end   (omaha.com) divider line 326
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2013-05-23 07:57:28 AM
A future without redheads?!


strangefascinations.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-23 08:21:02 AM
So she finally got off that island.
 
2013-05-23 10:13:39 AM
I would also be in favor of banning all shades of red hair dye.
 
2013-05-23 10:16:37 AM
A world without redheads?

I do not like this notion. Nope. Not one bit.
 
2013-05-23 10:23:41 AM
It's damn near impossible to prevent recessive genes from occasionally being expressed every couple generations.
 
2013-05-23 10:34:06 AM

Lost Thought 00: It's damn near impossible to prevent recessive genes from occasionally being expressed every couple generations.


This.

Red-haired populations are clumped geographically and temporally.
 
2013-05-23 10:37:07 AM
I would be happy to help as many redheads as possible procreate in an attempt to increase their numbers, the wife however would likely frown on these shenanigans.
 
2013-05-23 10:40:34 AM
Aaand, cue pictures of bottle redheads.
 
2013-05-23 10:51:00 AM

NuttierThanEver: I would be happy to help as many redheads as possible procreate in an attempt to increase their numbers, the wife however would likely frown on these shenanigans.


This is why I married a redhead. 

I assure you, Farkers of the world: I'm doing MY part to assure this hideous dystopian possibility never comes to fruition.
 
2013-05-23 10:54:00 AM

Sybarite: Aaand, cue pictures of bottle redheads.


Yeah, Christina Hendricks? Really?
 
2013-05-23 10:55:57 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-05-23 10:57:09 AM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-23 10:57:24 AM
static.rcgroups.net
 
2013-05-23 10:57:47 AM
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-23 10:58:09 AM

blatz514: [i.chzbgr.com image 450x548]


Yeah, howbout "lay off the dye bottle"?
 
2013-05-23 10:58:42 AM
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-23 10:59:10 AM
Oh, and this thread will prove how real redheads are generally very plain or just unfortunate looking when someone accidentally posts a pic of a real redhead among the litany of bottle red AWs.
 
2013-05-23 11:00:06 AM
Article says pale skin helps produce more vitamin B. That should be vitamin D you ginger dumbass.

/From a ginger smartass
 
2013-05-23 11:01:24 AM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net


/May not be a real red head
 
2013-05-23 11:01:54 AM
I am not a redhead. I have red highlights, and there are certainly a decent number of redheads in my family history. I carry the hope of a redheads. I carry that burden, and I will do my best to see it carried through...
 
2013-05-23 11:03:01 AM
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-23 11:03:15 AM

blatz514: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 365x520]


/May not be a real red head


Looks like she dyed her hair with left over liquid from a maraschino cherry bottle.
 
2013-05-23 11:03:42 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, and this thread will prove how real redheads are generally very plain or just unfortunate looking when someone accidentally posts a pic of a real redhead among the litany of bottle red AWs.


I've posted 3 natural reds so far.  Feel free to comment on how plain they are.

2.bp.blogspot.com

4 now.
 
2013-05-23 11:09:49 AM

hubiestubert: I am not a redhead. I have red highlights, and there are certainly a decent number of redheads in my family history. I carry the hope of a redheads. I carry that burden, and I will do my best to see it carried through...


I'm a redhead and i've got one kid with copper-red hair and another with brown hair. My brother, also a redhead, has one redhead kid and two non-redheads.

Random as hell, that gene.
 
2013-05-23 11:11:45 AM

Uisce Beatha: I've posted 3 natural reds so far.  Feel free to comment on how plain they are.


They're so plain, they probably think this thread is about them.

/likes the redheads
//married one
///that was a Bad Choicetm
 
2013-05-23 11:14:28 AM

ThatGuyGreg: Uisce Beatha: I've posted 3 natural reds so far.  Feel free to comment on how plain they are.

They're so plain, they probably think this thread is about them.

/likes the redheads
//married one
///that was a Bad Choicetm


I'm on my second red-haired wife.
It's like Lays potato chips: You can't have just one.
 
2013-05-23 11:16:22 AM

whistleridge: NuttierThanEver: I would be happy to help as many redheads as possible procreate in an attempt to increase their numbers, the wife however would likely frown on these shenanigans.

This is why I married a redhead. 

I assure you, Farkers of the world: I'm doing MY part to assure this hideous dystopian possibility never comes to fruition.


When I met the wife she was using highlights in her hair and it was summer so her normally brown hair had a deep reddish hue to it. By the time I discovered the subterfuge it was too late and I was ensnared. I have threatened to sue for false advertising but the Consumer protection agency tells me I dont have a case
 
2013-05-23 11:18:21 AM
I'm only a little bit redheaded, more a dark blonde with coppery overtones, it on;y looks red in the sun or certain lights... am, am I safe from the ginerocalypse?
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:28:37 AM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:31:59 AM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:32:58 AM
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2013-05-23 11:35:06 AM
Well, if we go'in have a redhead thread, let me see what I gots in mah Bukket...

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lh6.googleusercontent.com
lh5.googleusercontent.com
lh4.googleusercontent.com
lh6.googleusercontent.com
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-05-23 11:37:14 AM
Imma start postin' redhead dudes.
 
2013-05-23 11:40:33 AM

Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.


s-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2013-05-23 11:40:39 AM

NuttierThanEver: I would be happy to help as many redheads as possible procreate in an attempt to increase their numbers, the wife however would likely frown on these shenanigans.


Likely, but not definitely.  Time to roll the dice.
 
2013-05-23 11:40:59 AM
Redheads are hot. Gingers, not so much.
 
2013-05-23 11:41:22 AM
Females - Beyond hot

Males - Abominations

Why?
 
2013-05-23 11:41:25 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]


Every redhead thread, someone always pulls that guy out. It's getting a bit old.
 
2013-05-23 11:41:54 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]


the shiat i put up with.jpg
 
2013-05-23 11:42:45 AM
Well the problem is that the Ginger lassies dont usually like the Ginger lads.
 
2013-05-23 11:42:48 AM
The disappearance of the redhead studies have been floating around for 10 years and have been discredited. Sound like recycling to me.
 
2013-05-23 11:44:29 AM
A few more. Because.

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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:44:38 AM
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2013-05-23 11:45:02 AM

Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]

Every redhead thread, someone always pulls that guy out. It's getting a bit old.


Redhead fetishism has gotten old.

They're a perfect match.

www.grimmemennesker.dk

www.mtv.com

assets.vice.com
 
2013-05-23 11:45:21 AM
Maybe someone should begin relocating the remaining gingers to a nature preserve where they can be managed and creative breeding can occur. And I can be pretty creative when it comes to breeding.
 
2013-05-23 11:45:33 AM

Astorix: The disappearance of the redhead studies have been floating around for 10 years and have been discredited. Sound like recycling to me.


Shush, redhead thread!
 
2013-05-23 11:45:42 AM
thespeechatimeforchoosing.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-23 11:46:03 AM
We endure sunburns. We endure people who are positive we are Irish. We have endured some variation on my junior-high nickname: Fire Crotch.


No, you got called that for banging half the freshman football players before you got to high school
 
2013-05-23 11:46:07 AM
Strange how subby can call a figure without red haired people spiffy but presumably not, for example, a future without dark skinned people. Because that would be vile bigotry.
 
2013-05-23 11:46:12 AM
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-23 11:46:23 AM
"(To be clear, my people are Danish. The Scandinavian countries also produced their fair share of us. And also to be clear, this redheads-are-sexy vibe did not make it into U.S. junior high hallways. Trust me on this.) "

thats because you are a dude..

also YAY!  redhead thread

(grabs bottle of lotion)

LETS DO THIS!
 
2013-05-23 11:46:50 AM

H_is_for_Heretic: [thespeechatimeforchoosing.files.wordpress.com image 500x622]


Annnd, the whole office is looking at me.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:47:24 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-23 11:47:42 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]

Every redhead thread, someone always pulls that guy out. It's getting a bit old.

Redhead fetishism has gotten old.

They're a perfect match.

[www.grimmemennesker.dk image 308x396]

[www.mtv.com image 375x365]

[assets.vice.com image 400x588]


The second guy isn't that bad, although I have no idea who it is.
 
2013-05-23 11:47:43 AM

hubiestubert: Well, if we go'in have a redhead thread, let me see what I gots in mah Bukket...

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 500x497]

Plain
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 451x640]Plain
[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 403x640]Fake
[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 416x640]Fake
[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 386x640]Plain
[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 500x333]Plain
[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 640x428]Plain
[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 480x640]      Plain

I'll take them all so you don't have to suffer the life of mundane redheadedness.  I'm willing to jump on all these grenades for you.
 
2013-05-23 11:48:00 AM

Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]

Every redhead thread, someone always pulls that guy out. It's getting a bit old.



sharethelads.com
Better?
 
2013-05-23 11:48:32 AM

Suede head: Strange how subby can call a figure without red haired people spiffy but presumably not, for example, a future without dark skinned people. Because that would be vile bigotry.


And you will probably get banninated for racist hate speech for pointing this out.
 
2013-05-23 11:48:34 AM
Obvious bookmark is obvious.
 
2013-05-23 11:48:51 AM

hubiestubert: A few more. Because.

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Ohh, Kari pic!

images.tvrage.com
 
2013-05-23 11:49:44 AM
brainsyndicate.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-23 11:50:00 AM

neversubmit: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]

Every redhead thread, someone always pulls that guy out. It's getting a bit old.


[sharethelads.com image 729x960]
Better?


Not really my type (despite the reddish hair), but a lot better than FNB's efforts.
 
2013-05-23 11:50:37 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]


C-Combo breaker!
 
2013-05-23 11:50:52 AM
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-23 11:51:03 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-23 11:51:10 AM

Prevailing Wind: [thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x681]


Get that crap outta here.
 
2013-05-23 11:51:16 AM

Cythraul: neversubmit: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]

Every redhead thread, someone always pulls that guy out. It's getting a bit old.


[sharethelads.com image 729x960]
Better?

Not really my type (despite the reddish hair), but a lot better than FNB's efforts.


sharethelads.com

more or less?
 
2013-05-23 11:51:36 AM
www.eupedia.com
 
2013-05-23 11:51:38 AM
files.overyourhead.co.uk
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:52:01 AM
NSFW, OH MY!
Grab some lotion.....
 
2013-05-23 11:52:20 AM

blatz514: [brainsyndicate.files.wordpress.com image 723x1024]


Ah, the second most overrated "redhead" ever.

/First most overrated is most well known to Doctor Who fans... and it isn't Leela or Turlough
 
2013-05-23 11:52:30 AM

H_is_for_Heretic: [thespeechatimeforchoosing.files.wordpress.com image 500x622]


That must be some strange camera angle or something.  That's way past 5-head.  Maybe even 7-head territory.

/Would still consider hitting it.
 
2013-05-23 11:53:13 AM

neversubmit: Cythraul: neversubmit: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]

Every redhead thread, someone always pulls that guy out. It's getting a bit old.


[sharethelads.com image 729x960]
Better?

Not really my type (despite the reddish hair), but a lot better than FNB's efforts.

[sharethelads.com image 500x695]

more or less?


Ohh.. That's nice.
 
2013-05-23 11:53:48 AM
Ginger columnist has absolutely zero idea about how genetics actually works, simply provides Farkers with an excuse to post sexy redheads.
 
2013-05-23 11:54:01 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-23 11:54:52 AM

neversubmit: Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 406x630]

Every redhead thread, someone always pulls that guy out. It's getting a bit old.


[sharethelads.com image 729x960]
Better?


Twelve-year-olds, Dude...

/also, that's a terrible pose
 
2013-05-23 11:55:14 AM

H_is_for_Heretic: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 801x1119]


Is that a man, or a woman?
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:55:54 AM
imagetwist.com
 
2013-05-23 11:57:14 AM
OK, one more. For the good wee chill'uns in the audience.

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2013-05-23 11:59:54 AM

Jacob_Roberson: [www.eupedia.com image 782x552]


Oh hey, I could use a map of where to visit when i'm on travel. Thanks!

/5-10% is still good odds.
 
2013-05-23 12:00:20 PM
/ain't no power in the verse...
//going to the special hell
 
2013-05-23 12:00:21 PM
fc07.deviantart.net
 
2013-05-23 12:01:04 PM
Bookmarked ftw
 
2013-05-23 12:01:27 PM
fc05.deviantart.net
 
2013-05-23 12:01:33 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com   im filterpwned
 
2013-05-23 12:03:32 PM
So, if redheads are crazy/hot, and italians are crazy/hot, italian redheads= ???.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:03:47 PM
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2013-05-23 12:04:56 PM
My g/f and I have done our part. Get to work, the rest of you.
 
2013-05-23 12:05:19 PM
Everybody says they want to save the redheads, but no one is willing to sleep with me to help the cause.
 
2013-05-23 12:05:54 PM
fc02.deviantart.net


ridingismylife.weebly.com

www.manhuntdaily.com
 
2013-05-23 12:05:58 PM
i thought 90% of all redheads were a product of hair dye, not genes.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:07:01 PM
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2013-05-23 12:07:53 PM
The redheads will crush their enemies and see them driven before them...

Last one. Because we gots to give others a chance to open they Bukkets...

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2013-05-23 12:08:15 PM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:08:59 PM
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2013-05-23 12:09:06 PM
I would like to know where the other 20% of redheads get their red hair from. I know the Neanderthals had a different genetic basis for their red hair.
 
2013-05-23 12:10:22 PM
I'm trying, but my first kid with my redheaded wife came out blond with only slight red highlights. We'll try and leave the next one in to cook a little longer.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:11:11 PM
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2013-05-23 12:11:22 PM
images.contactmusic.com

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2013-05-23 12:13:28 PM
Geezus.....and by "soon", they mean in the next 50,000 years or so...
Calm down...no need to panic.  Plenty of time to get you some of that fire in the hole.

/Redheads...  hot, but freaking evil.  Married to one for a while...
 
2013-05-23 12:13:46 PM

2MS: [24.media.tumblr.com image 499x723]


Goddamn.

Also, how has she been ignored? For shame.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-23 12:14:35 PM
There is nothing better in this world than a real red-head.

And, nothing worse than a fake one.
 
2013-05-23 12:15:01 PM

give me doughnuts: Lost Thought 00: It's damn near impossible to prevent recessive genes from occasionally being expressed every couple generations.

This.

Red-haired populations are clumped geographically and temporally.


...and they're attracted to each other.  It's like when two retarded people get married.
 
2013-05-23 12:15:14 PM
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2013-05-23 12:15:31 PM

2MS: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]


Do you know the name of this model?
 
2013-05-23 12:16:20 PM

FirstNationalBastard: blatz514: [brainsyndicate.files.wordpress.com image 723x1024]

Ah, the second most overrated "redhead" ever.

/First most overrated is most well known to Doctor Who fans... and it isn't Leela or Turlough


I was wondering why I had you tagged with "Obsessed with hating Amy Pond."
 
2013-05-23 12:16:27 PM
My first serious girlfriend was a natural redhead (with 100% of the crazy that goes along with the coloring).  And then one day she went and changed it to blonde.  That would be remembered as "the day no kittens died" at our college.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:16:43 PM
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2013-05-23 12:17:10 PM

btraz70: [2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com image 800x600]


I did Nazi that coming. I would hit it till she supported Israel.
 
2013-05-23 12:17:20 PM

thewitchking: There is nothing better in this world than a real red-head.

And, nothing worse than a fake one.


You obviously haven't met my ex-wife then.

For the record: No more crazy-ass French women for Hubie. No. More. No. Farking. More.
 
2013-05-23 12:17:31 PM
I CALL BULLshiat ON THIS ARTICLE AND I HAVE PROOF!!!

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That's how the movie went right?  Been a while.
 
2013-05-23 12:17:49 PM

Skwrl: FirstNationalBastard: blatz514: [brainsyndicate.files.wordpress.com image 723x1024]

Ah, the second most overrated "redhead" ever.

/First most overrated is most well known to Doctor Who fans... and it isn't Leela or Turlough

I was wondering why I had you tagged with "Obsessed with hating Amy Pond."


Jeez, that's old. I eventually backed off when everyone else came around to my way of thinking.

/though the irrational love because of the red hair is what led to me realizing redheads are extremely overrated.
 
2013-05-23 12:17:52 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: A world without redheads?

I do not like this notion. Nope. Not one bit.


You and me both, man.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:18:27 PM

flondrix: 2MS: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]

Do you know the name of this model?


No, I would like to know more than her name.
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-23 12:20:19 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-23 12:20:48 PM
H_is_for_Heretic:[24.media.tumblr.com image 600x896]

The second one is actually quite cute, but looks like a fake redhead to me.
 
2013-05-23 12:22:02 PM

thewitchking: There is nothing better in this world than a real red-head.

And, nothing worse than a fake one.


My experiance is that "crazy redheads" and "dumb blondes" are usually natural brunettes. I think its the dye.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:22:51 PM
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2013-05-23 12:24:58 PM
i976.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-23 12:25:54 PM
Please explain use of the "Spiffy" tag subby.  A world without redheads would be a very sad place.

/yep, I'm a Redhead and proud of it
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:28:43 PM
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2013-05-23 12:29:50 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I would like to know where the other 20% of redheads get their red hair from. I know the Neanderthals had a different genetic basis for their red hair.


So far no modern human has shown up who has the Neanderthal red hair gene. That could be an accident of genetics, or it's so rare no one has found it yet by chance, or there could be something defective about Neanderthal red hair that made it die out.
 
2013-05-23 12:32:47 PM
www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-05-23 12:33:52 PM
I'm a ginger, and my daughter is a blonde, so I got a kick out of this.

/Wife is a brunette
//Lot of blondes in my family.
 
2013-05-23 12:34:24 PM

Jacob_Roberson: TheShavingofOccam123: I would like to know where the other 20% of redheads get their red hair from. I know the Neanderthals had a different genetic basis for their red hair.

So far no modern human has shown up who has the Neanderthal red hair gene. That could be an accident of genetics, or it's so rare no one has found it yet by chance, or there could be something defective about Neanderthal red hair that made it die out.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

you sure about that?
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:35:55 PM
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2013-05-23 12:37:34 PM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:37:53 PM
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2013-05-23 12:38:40 PM

Jacob_Roberson: TheShavingofOccam123: I would like to know where the other 20% of redheads get their red hair from. I know the Neanderthals had a different genetic basis for their red hair.

So far no modern human has shown up who has the Neanderthal red hair gene. That could be an accident of genetics, or it's so rare no one has found it yet by chance, or there could be something defective about Neanderthal red hair that made it die out.


Well something like less than 1% of 1% of people have had any manner of genetic testing done to them so even IF there are people with Neanderthal red there is like a 99.99+% chance it would not be one of the people who have been sampled.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:39:53 PM
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2013-05-23 12:40:08 PM

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2013-05-23 12:41:31 PM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:42:05 PM
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2013-05-23 12:43:11 PM
So, yeah, mom is a redhead. Who wants to combine recessive genes with me?
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:44:00 PM
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2013-05-23 12:48:06 PM
Heretic, your posts, while hilarious, will not spoil my fun thanks to the tidal wave of pictures from those like 2MS.

/I imagine you as the balrog to 2MS's Gandolf
//because i'm a dork
 
2013-05-23 12:48:25 PM

jst3p: [static.tumblr.com image 746x1500]


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2013-05-23 12:48:39 PM
Lauren Ambrose
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2013-05-23 12:50:31 PM
Also to H_is_for_Heretic... Why do you hate erections so much?  What did they ever do to you?
 
2013-05-23 12:52:03 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-05-23 12:53:05 PM
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2013-05-23 12:53:06 PM
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2013-05-23 12:54:04 PM
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2013-05-23 12:54:24 PM
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2013-05-23 12:55:18 PM
If a recessive gene was really a genetic mutation it would have been bred out, or only exist in very small numbers, long ago. One person suddenly has the mutation, and anyone they could possibly breed with would not have it, so it wouldn't even have a strong start.

/'genetic mutation' is synonymous with 'we have no idea'
//or aliens
 
2013-05-23 12:55:24 PM
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2013-05-23 12:56:10 PM

llevrok: [sheristaak.com image 290x300]


No,

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2013-05-23 12:56:24 PM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:56:43 PM
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2013-05-23 12:57:57 PM
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2013-05-23 12:58:13 PM
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2013-05-23 12:58:26 PM
Uisce Beatha:

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can you tell me who that is?  i know that woman.
 
2013-05-23 12:58:58 PM
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2013-05-23 12:59:17 PM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 12:59:48 PM
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2013-05-23 12:59:56 PM

blatz514: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 365x520]


/May not be a real red head


Hola, me pinté de peliroja
 
2013-05-23 01:00:34 PM

Uisce Beatha: jst3p: [static.tumblr.com image 746x1500]

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Well played, how about this one?

www.houseofcakesdubai.com
 
2013-05-23 01:01:53 PM

rikkitikkitavi: Uisce Beatha:

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can you tell me who that is?  i know that woman.


If you know her, please figure out her name and tell me - I do not know.
 
2013-05-23 01:02:07 PM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 01:03:07 PM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 01:04:44 PM
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2013-05-23 01:05:00 PM
Married a redhead of Scottish descent and our second son popped out with a fine mane of dark red hair.  Three weeks later it all fell out and was promptly replaced with the same towhead blond hair I had as a kid which he still sports to this day.  I maintain that my German/Swedish genes beat those ginger genes into submission.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
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2013-05-23 01:07:42 PM
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2013-05-23 01:08:39 PM

jst3p: Uisce Beatha: jst3p: [static.tumblr.com image 746x1500]

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Well played, how about this one?

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Best I could do that wasn't a horrible dye job or obvious wig:
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2013-05-23 01:08:47 PM
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 01:09:50 PM
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2013-05-23 01:10:58 PM
Renne Olstead.

Blonde or redhead.  WANT
 
2013-05-23 01:11:29 PM
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2013-05-23 01:11:53 PM
 
2013-05-23 01:12:16 PM
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2013-05-23 01:12:20 PM

Uisce Beatha: imageshack.us


Perfection
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 01:12:39 PM
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2013-05-23 01:13:12 PM
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2013-05-23 01:13:32 PM
Yeah, nobody wants to fark a redheaded dude, but that fact is more than made up for when you consider the redheaded female. Just look at this thread.

The gene will not go extinct.
 
2013-05-23 01:14:44 PM
Agnes Gonxha's Confidant

I do not like the way Betty is looking at Wilma. Or maybe I do.
 
2013-05-23 01:16:08 PM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 01:16:10 PM
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2013-05-23 01:17:53 PM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 01:18:22 PM
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2013-05-23 01:18:58 PM
I know its not natural, but she works the hell out of that red hair.   encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.comencrypted-tbn0.gstatic.comencrypted-tbn3.gstatic.comencrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-23 01:19:08 PM
I for one would be willing to perform massive acts of fertility with red heads to make sure that this does not happen.  it is just one of those sacrifices we all need to take
 
2013-05-23 01:19:19 PM
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2013-05-23 01:19:39 PM
A world without Carrot-Top? Hot damn, sign me up!
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 01:20:07 PM
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2013-05-23 01:20:26 PM
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2013-05-23 01:22:09 PM
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2013-05-23 01:23:00 PM
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2013-05-23 01:23:42 PM
SO much hair dye... all over this thread!
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 01:24:57 PM
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2013-05-23 01:25:34 PM
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2013-05-23 01:27:41 PM
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2013-05-23 01:28:05 PM
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/Obligatory
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 01:28:56 PM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 01:30:06 PM

thetubameister: SO much hair dye... all over this thread!


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You complaining? I love them all-natural or not, I think they are HOT!
 
2013-05-23 01:32:18 PM
Meh. The majority of Gingers are.....how do I put this.....Not very attractive.
Sperm banks stopped taking Ginger sperm as the demand is next to zero these days.

The inevitable examples of hot red-headed ladies (I will scroll through soon, and thanks!) are basically the mutation of a mutation, or probably just a great dye-job on a blonde.
 
2013-05-23 01:32:18 PM

The Southern Dandy: Yeah, nobody wants to fark a redheaded dude, but that fact is more than made up for when you consider the redheaded female. Just look at this thread.

The gene will not go extinct.


Yeah if you want more redheads for the future you should encourage women to want to fark ginger men instead of LOLing about ginger men being the bottom of the totem pole.
 
2013-05-23 01:32:21 PM
IT'S NOT RED IT'S STRAWBERRY BLONDE DAMNIT, he came to say, before being distracted by many a jpeg.
 
2013-05-23 01:32:30 PM
That's an odd notion, mutation being the prime engine for evolution.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 01:36:19 PM
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2013-05-23 01:36:23 PM

nmemkha: Females - Beyond hot

Males - Abominations

Why?


I LOVE red headed men. I always wanted to have a read haired child but alas, it did not work out that way. :(

Many years ago I was walking out of a store as this gorgeous red haired man was walking out. He had on gray clothes that perfectly complimented his hair and pale skin. I have never seen a hotter man in my life. Without realizing what I was doing I turned around and started to follow him. My husband grabbed my arm and asked what the hell I thought I was doing. I saw the man for about sixty seconds and I still think about him sometimes.

By all means people, post picture of ginger men.
 
2013-05-23 01:37:31 PM
This thread is making my pants very uncomfortable as I sit here at work......
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 01:38:41 PM
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2013-05-23 01:41:06 PM
Apparently, I got to kick this thing off a bit more...

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2MS [TotalFark]
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2MS [TotalFark]
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2013-05-23 01:43:23 PM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 01:45:47 PM
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2013-05-23 01:47:15 PM
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2013-05-23 01:47:47 PM
My Command+Tab keys are getting a workout today


You guys are going to get me fired.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 01:48:13 PM
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2013-05-23 01:49:15 PM
Gawd I think Im gonna have to run to the store for more lube the way this thread is going.
 
2013-05-23 01:50:18 PM

btraz70: [2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com image 800x600]


I'd mein her kampf.

/And then feel bad afterwards.
 
2013-05-23 01:50:45 PM
As a dark browned hair guy (with a red beard) and a spicey red-headed wife, I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 01:51:05 PM
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2013-05-23 01:53:13 PM
One last batch before work. Have fun, kids.

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2013-05-23 01:54:48 PM
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You just had to screw this up, didn't you?
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 01:54:55 PM
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2013-05-23 01:58:57 PM

thetubameister: SO much hair dye... all over this thread!


That's not hair dye.
 
2013-05-23 02:00:52 PM
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And I'm spent.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 02:01:49 PM
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2013-05-23 02:04:01 PM
A couple summers in a row, my hair turned red due to sunbleaching.  Then it just stopped doing it.  I've always regretted that.

/No, I don't know why it went red rather than blonde.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 02:04:07 PM
And..I'm done for awhile.
/BIE gladly accepted!
//I won't tell!!
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 02:07:51 PM

2MS: And..I'm done for awhile.
/BIE gladly accepted!
//I won't tell!!




GIF
That was supposed to be there, but too large!
 
2013-05-23 02:11:09 PM

katfairy: A couple summers in a row, my hair turned red due to sunbleaching.  Then it just stopped doing it.  I've always regretted that.

/No, I don't know why it went red rather than blonde.


My ex-wife used to get mad when I had my hair long. After about a foot or so, it turned wavy, and sun bleached to red. Her complaint was that she paid a lot to get stylists to do what Mama Nature gave me. Then again, she kvetched when I shaved my head too, so either way I couldn't win.
 
2013-05-23 02:33:42 PM
Blah blah blah, dye jobs in the thread... Still a lot more at least convincing redheads (red hair with matching pale skin and freckles) than there used to be. Tip of my hat to 2MS, Hubiestuart, Uisce Beatha, and everyone else who contributed to another great redhead thread.
 
2013-05-23 02:33:48 PM
Some of those eyes are killers.
 
2013-05-23 02:44:17 PM
No hot ginger guys?  Did we all forget Kenneth Branagh?


www.nndb.com

www.therichest.org
 
2013-05-23 02:44:50 PM
So...ummm, I know one of the chick 2ms posted.

/end csb
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 02:58:16 PM

Prevailing Wind: So...ummm, I know one of the chick 2ms posted.

/end csb


Well, here's a few more.
And, for those who complained about dye, these should satisfy you as well.
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2013-05-23 03:01:32 PM

hubiestubert: katfairy: A couple summers in a row, my hair turned red due to sunbleaching.  Then it just stopped doing it.  I've always regretted that.

/No, I don't know why it went red rather than blonde.

My ex-wife used to get mad when I had my hair long. After about a foot or so, it turned wavy, and sun bleached to red. Her complaint was that she paid a lot to get stylists to do what Mama Nature gave me. Then again, she kvetched when I shaved my head too, so either way I couldn't win.


That is typically the way of wives. Thus why mine is also ex.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
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2013-05-23 03:11:02 PM

Oldiron_79: The Southern Dandy: Yeah, nobody wants to fark a redheaded dude, but that fact is more than made up for when you consider the redheaded female. Just look at this thread.

The gene will not go extinct.

Yeah if you want more redheads for the future you should encourage women to want to fark ginger men instead of LOLing about ginger men being the bottom of the totem pole.


You sound ginger
 
2013-05-23 03:12:46 PM
hubiestubert: katfairy: A couple summers in a row, my hair turned red due to sunbleaching.  Then it just stopped doing it.  I've always regretted that.

/No, I don't know why it went red rather than blonde.

My ex-wife used to get mad when I had my hair long. After about a foot or so, it turned wavy, and sun bleached to red. Her complaint was that she paid a lot to get stylists to do what Mama Nature gave me. Then again, she kvetched when I shaved my head too, so either way I couldn't win.


My beard area hair is like full on ginger red, my mustache hair is like strawberry blonde and the hair on my head is blonde blonde as is my body hair. I've thought about going bottle for the head hair to make it match the facial hair since it looks weird having them mismatch and facial hair grows to fast to bother with dying it.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 03:19:17 PM
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2013-05-23 03:20:40 PM
The Southern Dandy: Oldiron_79: The Southern Dandy: Yeah, nobody wants to fark a redheaded dude, but that fact is more than made up for when you consider the redheaded female. Just look at this thread.

The gene will not go extinct.

Yeah if you want more redheads for the future you should encourage women to want to fark ginger men instead of LOLing about ginger men being the bottom of the totem pole.

You sound ginger


Well its not like guys are all like EWWW to a particular hair color on women.
 
2013-05-23 03:23:56 PM
If you are overly concerned with the color of a woman's hair you just might be wanting a dude instead.
 
2013-05-23 03:29:46 PM
 
2013-05-23 03:30:35 PM

thetubameister: SO much hair dye... all over this thread!


Shhhh, don't make the pretty girls go away.
 
2013-05-23 03:31:54 PM
We need to use the power of science to make sure this travesty never comes to pass.
Also Red headed woman are crazy as hell and that sadly turns me right on.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 03:34:51 PM
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2013-05-23 03:37:40 PM

katfairy: A couple summers in a row, my hair turned red due to sunbleaching.  Then it just stopped doing it.  I've always regretted that.

/No, I don't know why it went red rather than blonde.


I bet you are lieing
Is there anyway to prove you are not?
 
2013-05-23 03:38:17 PM

Marisyana: No hot ginger guys?  Did we all forget Kenneth Branagh?


[www.nndb.com image 200x262]

[www.therichest.org image 365x280]


What? You missed Damian Lewis the first time around?

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/Yes he's hot.
//He must always grace the hot ginger threads.
///Always.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 03:38:20 PM
 
2013-05-23 03:44:40 PM
Um, why exactly would I lie about no longer being a redhead?
 
2013-05-23 03:46:46 PM
Has anyone pointed out how odd the author used a pic of Christina Hendricks, who is NOT a natural redhead?
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 03:47:48 PM
 
2013-05-23 03:52:15 PM
This thread started and ended well, but, my god...there were some ugly bits in the middle there.
 
2013-05-23 03:54:07 PM
trappedspirit: If you are overly concerned with the color of a woman's hair you just might be wanting a dude instead.

You forgot to say NTTAWWT
 
2013-05-23 03:58:53 PM

blatz514: hubiestubert: A few more. Because.

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Ohh, Kari pic!

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She's not a real redhead.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 03:59:28 PM
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2013-05-23 04:02:09 PM

The_Time_Master: blatz514: hubiestubert: A few more. Because.


She's not a real redhead.


jpd.typepad.com
 
2013-05-23 04:03:00 PM
The_Time_Master: blatz514: hubiestubert: A few more. Because.

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Ohh, Kari pic!

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She's not a real redhead.


Well us strait men folk are too busy one handed typing to bother with which is natural and which is bottle. Fap to em all and let gawd sort em out.
 
2013-05-23 04:04:35 PM

katfairy: Um, why exactly would I lie about no longer being a redhead?


not sure.. but you should send pics of before and after.. nude if need be, just to be sure
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 04:14:54 PM
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2013-05-23 04:16:24 PM

kvinesknows: katfairy: Um, why exactly would I lie about no longer being a redhead?

not sure.. but you should send pics of before and after.. nude if need be, just to be sure


it's a trap!
 
2013-05-23 04:18:36 PM
As a straight man who loves redheads, some of you are assholes. You know who you are.
 
2013-05-23 04:21:51 PM

Lost Thought 00: It's damn near impossible to prevent recessive genes from occasionally being expressed every couple generations.


Mate with enough brown eyed, brown haired, brown skinned people, and that gene is gone.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 04:23:08 PM
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2013-05-23 04:23:20 PM
White people themselves will be bred out. We're like 15% of the world population and shrinking.
 
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2013-05-23 04:26:27 PM
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 04:37:08 PM
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2013-05-23 04:37:16 PM
This is not even close to being a bookmark.
 
2013-05-23 04:39:08 PM

Jacob_Roberson: [www.eupedia.com image 782x552]


OK, why the little enclave out there in Russia?  Were they colonized by the Irish?
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 04:44:45 PM
 
2013-05-23 04:44:49 PM

cbathrob: Jacob_Roberson: [www.eupedia.com image 782x552]

OK, why the little enclave out there in Russia?  Were they colonized by the Irish?


Im guessing its from Genghis Kahn and slaves
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 04:49:42 PM
 
2013-05-23 04:59:41 PM
Well, well.  Missed this one.

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-23 05:00:46 PM

J. Frank Parnell: If a recessive gene was really a genetic mutation it would have been bred out, or only exist in very small numbers, long ago. One person suddenly has the mutation, and anyone they could possibly breed with would not have it, so it wouldn't even have a strong start.

/'genetic mutation' is synonymous with 'we have no idea'
//or aliens


You fail to understand the difference between maladaptive mutations and benign mutations.
 
2013-05-23 05:01:02 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-23 05:01:36 PM

Well, since MC1R  is a recessive gene, the way that you'll cause redheads to become extinct is to...

4.bp.blogspot.com

 
2013-05-23 05:02:42 PM
i216.photobucket.com

Lurves me some Cintia Dicker
 
2013-05-23 05:04:56 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-23 05:05:14 PM
www.lolbrary.com
 
2013-05-23 05:06:53 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-23 05:07:49 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-23 05:08:57 PM
i216.photobucket.com

/will tap into the good stuff in 2 hr
 
2013-05-23 05:09:23 PM

Prevailing Wind: I CALL BULLshiat ON THIS ARTICLE AND I HAVE PROOF!!!

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I've always liked her.
 
2013-05-23 05:21:18 PM

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 500x750]

Lurves me some Cintia Dicker


*Does GIS for "Cintia Dicker.*

Wowza.

/I'll be in the shower
 
2013-05-23 05:43:57 PM
My mom is a redhead, as was my dad's mom(my grandma). Hence, my 3 siblings and I are all varying shades of ginger. I got a sweet copper/strawberry blond color changing deal.
 
2013-05-23 05:56:23 PM
I havn't been with a hot nekkid redhead girl in over 20 years.... wonder if I'm over my redhead thing.... hmmm.....

(Goes over thead)

NOPE!!!
 
2013-05-23 07:20:57 PM
Please don't die redhead thread.

NSFW
 
2013-05-23 07:22:58 PM
 
2013-05-23 07:26:29 PM
 
2013-05-23 07:27:49 PM
 
2013-05-23 07:29:20 PM
 
2013-05-23 07:30:25 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-23 07:32:48 PM
More Cintia Dicker
 
2013-05-23 07:35:48 PM
 
2013-05-23 07:37:24 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-23 07:39:25 PM
 
2013-05-23 08:11:53 PM
I realize no one will likely see this, but:

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The wife. Thank Mutation for redheads.
 
2013-05-23 08:27:06 PM

greatgodyoshi: I realize no one will likely see this, but:

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

The wife. Thank Mutation for redheads.


i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-23 09:26:13 PM
I do so love a redhead thread.
 
2013-05-23 09:27:58 PM
:sigh:

Thanks, everyone. Now. Why am I out of ice?
 
2013-05-23 10:13:57 PM

greatgodyoshi: I realize no one will likely see this, but:

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The wife. Thank Mutation for redheads.


someone with some initiative should turn your generosity for adding to the redhead spank bank by making this pic the redhead wife meme to complement the homeschooled teethy meme here on fark.

won't be me, after i fap to these pics, i'll be too tired to remember to save the pic to tumblr or flikr and will forget this by morning.

/i have a redheaded wife too.
//she doesn't trust me with a camera
 
2013-05-23 10:14:06 PM
Best thread in weeks.
 
2013-05-23 10:34:59 PM

mainsail: :sigh:

Thanks, everyone. Now. Why am I out of ice?


I dunno. Probably something you did to anger God.

SO VERY NSFW (new window)


I took this picture a year ago, and the Coca-Cola company still won't consider it for one of their print ads.
 
2013-05-23 11:06:15 PM
Just dropping in to point out to people who like these threads that searching for #GingerThursday on Google Plus on Thursdays is probably relevant to your interests... and often NSFW.

/and bonus points to 2MS for having Simone Simons up there somewhere
 
2013-05-23 11:14:20 PM

HalEmmerich: Just dropping in to point out to people who like these threads that searching for #GingerThursday on Google Plus on Thursdays is probably relevant to your interests... and often NSFW.


But that would require me to care about Google Plus more than zero times per week.
 
2013-05-23 11:18:59 PM
Remember these guys...


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Prejudice
 
2013-05-23 11:29:43 PM

cbathrob: Jacob_Roberson: [www.eupedia.com image 782x552]

OK, why the little enclave out there in Russia?  Were they colonized by the Irish?


kvinesknows: Im guessing its from Genghis Kahn and slaves


Nope
imageshack.us
russianpickle.files.wordpress.com
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Udmurts
 
2013-05-23 11:40:13 PM

DirkTheDaring: HalEmmerich: Just dropping in to point out to people who like these threads that searching for #GingerThursday on Google Plus on Thursdays is probably relevant to your interests... and often NSFW.


But that would require me to care about Google Plus more than zero times per week.


True. I have the benefit of having a Google fanatic co-worker who likes to remind me about it weekly though so I don't actually have to do the caring.
 
2013-05-24 12:13:41 AM
Last ones. Nice work while I was gone.

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...and no, I'm not a purist...
 
2013-05-24 12:35:14 AM
 
2013-05-24 01:11:46 AM

SuperChuck: Best thread in weeks.


Yes these kind of eye-candy fun feast are too rare these days.
 
2013-05-24 01:18:51 AM

Violet Insinuendo: Remember these guys...


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Prejudice


Actually yes and I was in the local store the other day picking up a few sixpacks and and damn if the dude in front of me wasn't the hottest red headed man I've ever seen and I normally don't go for men but he was about 6' 3" I'd say well I saw him check me out when I walked in but I just couldn't say anything if I opened my mouth at that point all I would have been able to say is take me now Maybe one day I'll see him again : (
 
2013-05-24 01:19:01 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: SuperChuck: Best thread in weeks.

Yes these kind of eye-candy fun feast are too rare these days.


Hey, I do the Lord's work when they do get approved. Creator didn't make girl critters so darned squishy and full of fun for no reason. Appreciation of beauty is God's good work.
 
2013-05-24 01:20:41 AM

hubiestubert: Last ones. Nice work while I was gone.

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...and no, I'm not a purist...


Lovely as always : )
/ And yes I had to check out the whole thread.
 
2013-05-24 01:22:36 AM

hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: SuperChuck: Best thread in weeks.

Yes these kind of eye-candy fun feast are too rare these days.

Hey, I do the Lord's work when they do get approved. Creator didn't make girl critters so darned squishy and full of fun for no reason. Appreciation of beauty is God's good work.


You say God I say Goddess toe-mate-to, toe-mat-ta ; )
 
2013-05-24 01:27:47 AM

Oldiron_79: hubiestubert: katfairy: A couple summers in a row, my hair turned red due to sunbleaching.  Then it just stopped doing it.  I've always regretted that.

/No, I don't know why it went red rather than blonde.

My ex-wife used to get mad when I had my hair long. After about a foot or so, it turned wavy, and sun bleached to red. Her complaint was that she paid a lot to get stylists to do what Mama Nature gave me. Then again, she kvetched when I shaved my head too, so either way I couldn't win.

My beard area hair is like full on ginger red, my mustache hair is like strawberry blonde and the hair on my head is blonde blonde as is my body hair. I've thought about going bottle for the head hair to make it match the facial hair since it looks weird having them mismatch and facial hair grows to fast to bother with dying it.



I've gotten used to it.  Above the eyebrows?  Brown hair.  Beard, body hair, eyebrows, sideburns are all red (well, with a little grey now in the beard).  Used to get asked whether I died my hair or my beard till I let my sideburns grow out a little and wore a smaller pair of glasses.  Made it easier to see the transition.
 
2013-05-24 01:30:14 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: SuperChuck: Best thread in weeks.

Yes these kind of eye-candy fun feast are too rare these days.

Hey, I do the Lord's work when they do get approved. Creator didn't make girl critters so darned squishy and full of fun for no reason. Appreciation of beauty is God's good work.

You say God I say Goddess toe-mate-to, toe-mat-ta ; )


In fairness, we all see the Divine as a reflection of a piece of ourselves. The key is always to see that spark in every other dang person. I'm still a heathen Buddhist, but I was raised in the South, so I keep the lingo, because the nice thing about Buddhism, is that the teachings can be applied just about anywhere. Anywhere but Jersey or Detroit, mebbee...
 
2013-05-24 01:43:36 AM

hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: SuperChuck: Best thread in weeks.

Yes these kind of eye-candy fun feast are too rare these days.

Hey, I do the Lord's work when they do get approved. Creator didn't make girl critters so darned squishy and full of fun for no reason. Appreciation of beauty is God's good work.

You say God I say Goddess toe-mate-to, toe-mat-ta ; )

In fairness, we all see the Divine as a reflection of a piece of ourselves. The key is always to see that spark in every other dang person. I'm still a heathen Buddhist, but I was raised in the South, so I keep the lingo, because the nice thing about Buddhism, is that the teachings can be applied just about anywhere. Anywhere but Jersey or Detroit, mebbee...


Damn, I love you you're always so reasonable and truthfully I don't believe in Gods or Goddesses. Although when I'm sitting on top of a mountain and the trees are swaying in the wind I do feel a power greater than myself, and yea I've studied a few religions I like parts of lots of them the divine spark in each person as you say I really like.
And well this sounds all too serious soooooo.....
My boobies : )
farm8.staticflickr.com
/Well I'm sorta a fake redhead but I have tons of freckles and would be strawberry blond to brunette without the color. Oh and I can tan ( German heritage maybe) but I get more freckles.
 
2013-05-24 01:59:33 AM
Some are bottle. Some are innate. As always, If they're linked, they're NSFW.

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Safe FW and your ears
 
2013-05-24 02:09:35 AM

Sinbox: Some are bottle. Some are innate. As always, If they're linked, they're NSFW.

Safe FW and your ears


Always loved Neko and you're work ; )
 
2013-05-24 02:21:28 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Always loved Neko and you're work ; )


You're a being of exquisite taste (on the Neko tip).

Backat'cha, kind heart.
 
2013-05-24 02:26:26 AM

Sinbox: tinfoil-hat maggie: Always loved Neko and you're work ; )

You're a being of exquisite taste (on the Neko tip).

Backat'cha, kind heart.


Da nada : )
 
2013-05-24 02:31:30 AM
Oh and well I wish I was the moon tonight
/One of my favs.
 
2013-05-24 02:37:11 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh and well I wish I was the moon tonight
/One of my favs.


:)

If i was to rank 'em (and one day i just might), that would be in my top five Neko vocals.

Hugs. Gotta go for a long time.

take care.
 
2013-05-24 02:39:13 AM

Sinbox: tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh and well I wish I was the moon tonight
/One of my favs.

:)

If i was to rank 'em (and one day i just might), that would be in my top five Neko vocals.

Hugs. Gotta go for a long time.

take care.


Well don't stay gone too long.
/And if you need a good lawyer let me know ; )
 
2013-05-24 06:38:29 AM
Came for Faye Reagan...and it wasn't the first time this week *wink wink*

/still leaving satisfied.
 
2013-05-24 03:29:27 PM
Glad I came back for this thread...

Oh and "hey hey hey!" tinfoil-hat maggie
 
2013-05-24 03:36:12 PM

kvinesknows: katfairy: Um, why exactly would I lie about no longer being a redhead?

not sure.. but you should send pics of before and after.. nude if need be, just to be sure


Nice try.
 
2013-05-24 03:58:04 PM

katfairy: kvinesknows: katfairy: Um, why exactly would I lie about no longer being a redhead?

not sure.. but you should send pics of before and after.. nude if need be, just to be sure

Nice try.


theblacksphere.net

Boo!
 
2013-05-24 04:21:02 PM

katfairy: kvinesknows: katfairy: Um, why exactly would I lie about no longer being a redhead?

not sure.. but you should send pics of before and after.. nude if need be, just to be sure

Nice try.


you sure?  I like Candy corn if that helps.
 
2013-05-24 07:11:57 PM

hubiestubert: Well, if we go'in have a redhead thread, let me see what I gots in mah Bukket...

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I've had you favorite'd ever since the "be the example" post.  Now I have you favorite'd as "be the example of ginger cheesecake posts".
 
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