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(Omaha World Herald)   Ginger columnist ponders a future without redheads, whose genetic mutation will soon come to a natural evolutionary end   (omaha.com) divider line 326
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2013-05-23 07:57:28 AM
A future without redheads?!


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2013-05-23 08:21:02 AM
So she finally got off that island.
 
2013-05-23 10:13:39 AM
I would also be in favor of banning all shades of red hair dye.
 
2013-05-23 10:16:37 AM
A world without redheads?

I do not like this notion. Nope. Not one bit.
 
2013-05-23 10:23:41 AM
It's damn near impossible to prevent recessive genes from occasionally being expressed every couple generations.
 
2013-05-23 10:34:06 AM

Lost Thought 00: It's damn near impossible to prevent recessive genes from occasionally being expressed every couple generations.


This.

Red-haired populations are clumped geographically and temporally.
 
2013-05-23 10:37:07 AM
I would be happy to help as many redheads as possible procreate in an attempt to increase their numbers, the wife however would likely frown on these shenanigans.
 
2013-05-23 10:40:34 AM
Aaand, cue pictures of bottle redheads.
 
2013-05-23 10:51:00 AM

NuttierThanEver: I would be happy to help as many redheads as possible procreate in an attempt to increase their numbers, the wife however would likely frown on these shenanigans.


This is why I married a redhead. 

I assure you, Farkers of the world: I'm doing MY part to assure this hideous dystopian possibility never comes to fruition.
 
2013-05-23 10:54:00 AM

Sybarite: Aaand, cue pictures of bottle redheads.


Yeah, Christina Hendricks? Really?
 
2013-05-23 10:55:57 AM
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2013-05-23 10:57:09 AM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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2013-05-23 10:57:24 AM
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2013-05-23 10:57:47 AM
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2013-05-23 10:58:09 AM

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Yeah, howbout "lay off the dye bottle"?
 
2013-05-23 10:58:42 AM
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2013-05-23 10:59:10 AM
Oh, and this thread will prove how real redheads are generally very plain or just unfortunate looking when someone accidentally posts a pic of a real redhead among the litany of bottle red AWs.
 
2013-05-23 11:00:06 AM
Article says pale skin helps produce more vitamin B. That should be vitamin D you ginger dumbass.

/From a ginger smartass
 
2013-05-23 11:01:24 AM
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/May not be a real red head
 
2013-05-23 11:01:54 AM
I am not a redhead. I have red highlights, and there are certainly a decent number of redheads in my family history. I carry the hope of a redheads. I carry that burden, and I will do my best to see it carried through...
 
2013-05-23 11:03:01 AM
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2013-05-23 11:03:15 AM

blatz514: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 365x520]


/May not be a real red head


Looks like she dyed her hair with left over liquid from a maraschino cherry bottle.
 
2013-05-23 11:03:42 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, and this thread will prove how real redheads are generally very plain or just unfortunate looking when someone accidentally posts a pic of a real redhead among the litany of bottle red AWs.


I've posted 3 natural reds so far.  Feel free to comment on how plain they are.

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4 now.
 
2013-05-23 11:09:49 AM

hubiestubert: I am not a redhead. I have red highlights, and there are certainly a decent number of redheads in my family history. I carry the hope of a redheads. I carry that burden, and I will do my best to see it carried through...


I'm a redhead and i've got one kid with copper-red hair and another with brown hair. My brother, also a redhead, has one redhead kid and two non-redheads.

Random as hell, that gene.
 
2013-05-23 11:11:45 AM

Uisce Beatha: I've posted 3 natural reds so far.  Feel free to comment on how plain they are.


They're so plain, they probably think this thread is about them.

/likes the redheads
//married one
///that was a Bad Choicetm
 
2013-05-23 11:14:28 AM

ThatGuyGreg: Uisce Beatha: I've posted 3 natural reds so far.  Feel free to comment on how plain they are.

They're so plain, they probably think this thread is about them.

/likes the redheads
//married one
///that was a Bad Choicetm


I'm on my second red-haired wife.
It's like Lays potato chips: You can't have just one.
 
2013-05-23 11:16:22 AM

whistleridge: NuttierThanEver: I would be happy to help as many redheads as possible procreate in an attempt to increase their numbers, the wife however would likely frown on these shenanigans.

This is why I married a redhead. 

I assure you, Farkers of the world: I'm doing MY part to assure this hideous dystopian possibility never comes to fruition.


When I met the wife she was using highlights in her hair and it was summer so her normally brown hair had a deep reddish hue to it. By the time I discovered the subterfuge it was too late and I was ensnared. I have threatened to sue for false advertising but the Consumer protection agency tells me I dont have a case
 
2013-05-23 11:18:21 AM
I'm only a little bit redheaded, more a dark blonde with coppery overtones, it on;y looks red in the sun or certain lights... am, am I safe from the ginerocalypse?
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:28:37 AM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:31:59 AM
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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:32:58 AM
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2013-05-23 11:35:06 AM
Well, if we go'in have a redhead thread, let me see what I gots in mah Bukket...

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2013-05-23 11:37:14 AM
Imma start postin' redhead dudes.
 
2013-05-23 11:40:33 AM

Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.


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2013-05-23 11:40:39 AM

NuttierThanEver: I would be happy to help as many redheads as possible procreate in an attempt to increase their numbers, the wife however would likely frown on these shenanigans.


Likely, but not definitely.  Time to roll the dice.
 
2013-05-23 11:40:59 AM
Redheads are hot. Gingers, not so much.
 
2013-05-23 11:41:22 AM
Females - Beyond hot

Males - Abominations

Why?
 
2013-05-23 11:41:25 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

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Every redhead thread, someone always pulls that guy out. It's getting a bit old.
 
2013-05-23 11:41:54 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

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the shiat i put up with.jpg
 
2013-05-23 11:42:45 AM
Well the problem is that the Ginger lassies dont usually like the Ginger lads.
 
2013-05-23 11:42:48 AM
The disappearance of the redhead studies have been floating around for 10 years and have been discredited. Sound like recycling to me.
 
2013-05-23 11:44:29 AM
A few more. Because.

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2MS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:44:38 AM
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2013-05-23 11:45:02 AM

Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: Cythraul: Imma start postin' redhead dudes.

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Every redhead thread, someone always pulls that guy out. It's getting a bit old.


Redhead fetishism has gotten old.

They're a perfect match.

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2013-05-23 11:45:21 AM
Maybe someone should begin relocating the remaining gingers to a nature preserve where they can be managed and creative breeding can occur. And I can be pretty creative when it comes to breeding.
 
2013-05-23 11:45:33 AM

Astorix: The disappearance of the redhead studies have been floating around for 10 years and have been discredited. Sound like recycling to me.


Shush, redhead thread!
 
2013-05-23 11:45:42 AM
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2013-05-23 11:46:03 AM
We endure sunburns. We endure people who are positive we are Irish. We have endured some variation on my junior-high nickname: Fire Crotch.


No, you got called that for banging half the freshman football players before you got to high school
 
2013-05-23 11:46:07 AM
Strange how subby can call a figure without red haired people spiffy but presumably not, for example, a future without dark skinned people. Because that would be vile bigotry.
 
2013-05-23 11:46:12 AM
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