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(Hampton Roads)   Two FBI agents involved in Dzhokar Tsarnaev's arrest fall from helicopter and die. Strange tag trumps Sad   (hamptonroads.com) divider line 56
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2013-05-23 09:13:30 AM
False Flag Chopperation?
 
2013-05-23 09:14:38 AM
I was going to make a joke about the Republicans calling for an investigation into Obama silencing them.

Then I realized it wouldn't be a joke.

Peace to their families regardless.
 
2013-05-23 09:17:54 AM
s8.postimg.org
 
2013-05-23 09:43:22 AM
i heard they were buying up all the 9mm ammo from the IRS through the Tea Party, in Benghazi.
 
2013-05-23 09:44:53 AM
What with the fed killing Dzhokars friend and now this, it is shaping up to be a good week for the Joneses/Becks
 
2013-05-23 09:46:43 AM
I think there's a gif from back when the webnets were still fairly young of a ROFLcopter, but I doubt there's a gif of a ROFLcopter with lawmen falling out of it and assploding on impact.
Sometimes the internet isn't so all encompassing as it makes out it is.
 
2013-05-23 09:47:02 AM
...while practicing how to quickly drop from a helicopter to a ship...

Sounds like they nailed it.
 
2013-05-23 09:47:09 AM
Sumo wrestling is going to become more popular.
 
2013-05-23 09:49:50 AM
We're going to need some more FBI guys.
 
2013-05-23 09:50:34 AM

chubby muppet: ...while practicing how to quickly drop from a helicopter to a ship...

Sounds like they nailed it.


i3.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-23 09:50:48 AM

you are a puppet: What with the fed killing Dzhokars friend and now this, it is shaping up to be a good week for the Joneses/Becks


Not a conspiracy.  I just think the FBI has been training with the LAPD too long.
 
2013-05-23 09:50:57 AM
Condolences to their families. Terrible way to go.
 
2013-05-23 09:51:20 AM
And ... the link is farked.  Is this a fer-real event that one might find in the main-stream MSM media?
 
2013-05-23 09:52:10 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
this is the sign...
you go to sam's club for even MOAR beans
i'll rustle up ammo
meet me in the secured location
....
i'll tell my mom you're coming over

 
2013-05-23 09:53:59 AM
Shouldn't you practice in a safer environment like perhaps a gym? Maybe a place covered in soft mats so you can get very good at something before doing it from a real helicopter... in bad weather.
 
2013-05-23 09:54:43 AM
s3.amazonaws.com

wanted for questioning.
 
2013-05-23 09:55:19 AM
This story has been strange from the beginning. I can't wait until all the facts are out. It's going to make a hell of a book/movie..
 
2013-05-23 09:56:29 AM
Here's a link from (appropriately enough) Sky News:
http://news.sky.com/story/1093295/fbi-hostage-rescue-agents-fell-fro m- chopper

No mention of the Tsarnaev.
 
2013-05-23 10:00:59 AM

Russ1642: Shouldn't you practice in a safer environment like perhaps a gym? Maybe a place covered in soft mats so you can get very good at something before doing it from a real helicopter... in bad weather.


unfortunately the best place to train
is that evironment itself
 
2013-05-23 10:05:48 AM

Kevin Martin: This story has been strange from the beginning. I can't wait until all the facts are out. It's going to make a hell of a book/movie..


If you wrote this as a book/movie, your editor would tell to to tone it down a couple of notches as it is too far out there.
 
2013-05-23 10:06:18 AM
Study it out people!!


Amidoinitrite?
 
2013-05-23 10:09:37 AM

Jacobin: Study it out people!!


Amidoinitrite?


Needs more chalkboard.
 
2013-05-23 10:13:33 AM
If they could hold an umbrella like a Marine, it might have broken their fall.
 
2013-05-23 10:13:46 AM

Astorix: Condolences to their families. Terrible way to go.


Ah, you're right. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
 
2013-05-23 10:15:11 AM

Astorix: Condolences to their families. Terrible way to go.


The fall would suck but at least the death was quick.  Sounds like they fell from such a height that the impact would kill them instantly.
 
GBB
2013-05-23 10:15:38 AM
while practicing how to quickly drop from a helicopter to a ship

Next time, they'll have to add "efficiently" to that.
 
2013-05-23 10:20:13 AM
"Whenever things go really wrong, the FBI calls in the Hostage Rescue Team. It's the government's 911," Coulson said.

......Coulson's alive?
 
2013-05-23 10:20:58 AM
bwaaa ha ha ha
"It's the most rigorous training regiment in law enforcement, probably in the world,"
 "They have the same skill sets as SEAL Team 6 and Delta Force."
...uh huh

You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the FBI
 
2013-05-23 10:24:49 AM

DrTheo: "Whenever things go really wrong, the FBI calls in the Hostage Rescue Team. It's the government's 911," Coulson said.

......Coulson's alive?


He's a clone. They will reveal this in Avengers 4: Alternate Universe Boogaloo.
 
2013-05-23 10:26:58 AM

natas6.0: bwaaa ha ha ha
"It's the most rigorous training regiment in law enforcement, probably in the world,"
 "They have the same skill sets as SEAL Team 6 and Delta Force."
...uh huh

You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the FBI


The character that says fell to his death, is that why you chose it? If so extra points.
 
2013-05-23 10:28:58 AM
s16.postimg.org
 
2013-05-23 10:29:21 AM
"Whenever things go really wrong, the FBI calls in the Hostage Rescue Team. It's the government's 911," Coulson said.

borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com

"I've been misquoted..."
 
2013-05-23 10:33:57 AM

Bravo Two: DrTheo: "Whenever things go really wrong, the FBI calls in the Hostage Rescue Team. It's the government's 911," Coulson said.

......Coulson's alive?

He's a clone. They will reveal this in Avengers 4: Alternate Universe Boogaloo.


I think he's the lead character in the TV Series "SHIELD".  I don't think he's a clone.  I think he was saved by advanced medicine.  Maybe he'll be a cyborg.
 
2013-05-23 10:36:20 AM
So first it was an epic shootout w/ Dzhokar and we find out the cops were just shooting at themselves and he wasn't even armed. Then they interrogate this new dude and then claim he attacked them so they murder him. Now we have 2 FBI agents who were involved fall from a helicopter and die. Way to keep adding fuel to the fire w/ all these conspiracy theorists, lol.
 
2013-05-23 10:45:09 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-23 10:48:45 AM

chubby muppet: ...while practicing how to quickly drop from a helicopter to a ship...

Sounds like they nailed it.


I lol'd for real.
 
2013-05-23 11:24:54 AM
Get to da choppa.

tinfoil, anyone?
 
2013-05-23 11:25:23 AM

keepitcherry: fire w/ all these conspiracy theorists.


It's frighting when I start asking myself, When does a conspiracy theorist become conspiracy fact?"
God is it wrong to be wishing that John "crazy old man" McCain had won?  Sure he was a grumpy old man but DAMN I just can't see him ordering his henchmen to "Get rid of the evidence that I'm involved."  My wife and I are wondering when that IRS chic is going to have her "Accident"
 
2013-05-23 11:28:34 AM
Oh sure, I submit the headline "We're going to need more FBI guys" days ago but this is the one that gets through.

Seriously though, we're going to need some more FBI guys I guess.
 
2013-05-23 11:29:45 AM

YoOjo: I think there's a gif from back when the webnets were still fairly young of a ROFLcopter, but I doubt there's a gif of a ROFLcopter with lawmen lolmen falling out of it and assploding on impact.
Sometimes the internet isn't so all encompassing as it makes out it is.


ftfy
 
2013-05-23 11:33:41 AM

Bravo Two: DrTheo: "Whenever things go really wrong, the FBI calls in the Hostage Rescue Team. It's the government's 911," Coulson said.

......Coulson's alive?

He's a clone. They will reveal this in Avengers 4: Alternate Universe Boogaloo.



I caught that too..... coincidence? Danny Coulson is perhaps the cloned twin brother of Phil Coulson?
 
2013-05-23 11:44:23 AM
Don't let go of the rope.

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-23 11:53:22 AM

MonoChango: keepitcherry: fire w/ all these conspiracy theorists.

It's frighting when I start asking myself, When does a conspiracy theorist become conspiracy fact?"
God is it wrong to be wishing that John "crazy old man" McCain had won?  Sure he was a grumpy old man but DAMN I just can't see him ordering his henchmen to "Get rid of the evidence that I'm involved."  My wife and I are wondering when that IRS chic is going to have her "Accident"


O.o

If McCain had won, we'd be at war with Iran right now.  So, yes.
 
2013-05-23 12:28:21 PM
As God is my witness, I swore FBI agents could fly.....
 
2013-05-23 12:28:58 PM

Carn: MonoChango: keepitcherry: fire w/ all these conspiracy theorists.

It's frighting when I start asking myself, When does a conspiracy theorist become conspiracy fact?"
God is it wrong to be wishing that John "crazy old man" McCain had won?  Sure he was a grumpy old man but DAMN I just can't see him ordering his henchmen to "Get rid of the evidence that I'm involved."  My wife and I are wondering when that IRS chic is going to have her "Accident"

O.o

If McCain had won, we'd be at war with Iran right now.  So, yes.


truth.
 
2013-05-23 12:49:29 PM

whcrow: As God is my witness, I swore FBI agents could fly.....


Winnar.

I'll bet it used to really piss off Les Nessman when they'd show up with a no-knock warrant.
 
2013-05-23 01:07:21 PM
Training accidents are a compleat b*tch.
 
2013-05-23 01:16:06 PM

Bauer: Carn: MonoChango: keepitcherry: fire w/ all these conspiracy theorists.

It's frighting when I start asking myself, When does a conspiracy theorist become conspiracy fact?"
God is it wrong to be wishing that John "crazy old man" McCain had won?  Sure he was a grumpy old man but DAMN I just can't see him ordering his henchmen to "Get rid of the evidence that I'm involved."  My wife and I are wondering when that IRS chic is going to have her "Accident"

O.o

If McCain had won, we'd be at war with Iran right now.  So, yes.

truth.


Hmm declaring war against a country that has declared war against us.  Now that would be a game changer.  I'm thinking in the long run it would be better for our country.  Lets stop and think about the consequences of your two options.
1: Have a war that would cost lives and money but would stop a country run by a irrational religious death cult from having nuclear weapons and financing terrorist in Syria and elsewhere.
2: Live in a state were the 'Citizen' live in fear of says the wrong thing or making a politically powerful person angry.    Audits can ruin your life and Accidence can end it.
Which option would produce a 'free' country after 50 years?
 
2013-05-23 01:22:57 PM

washington-babylon: Don't let go of the rope.

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*Shakes tiny fist after returing from lunch*
 
2013-05-23 01:23:47 PM
www.floodwerks.com
 
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