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(Huffington Post)   Alex Jones loses whatever remaining shred of sanity he had left, claims Oklahoma tornado was a government "false flag" operation   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 116
    More: Asinine, Oklahoma, truther, wobbly, HAARP, Jamestown, conservative media, tornadoes, Matt Bellamy  
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2013-05-23 08:58:56 AM
If the government is so omnipotent and has technology of such staggering power that Mother Nature herself must bow to its power, then how has Alex Jones managed to not be swept away in a flash flood or be struck by lightning?

Unless...ALEX JONES IS A FALSE FLAG, TOO!

Hang on, I just cut myself with my new Occam's Octoblade Razor. Hmm. The blood drips somehow spell out "Really?"
 
2013-05-23 09:02:48 AM
Separated at birth?

i59.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-23 09:05:15 AM
omgwhothehellcares.jpg
 
2013-05-23 09:06:43 AM
This guy is a flaming coont.
 
2013-05-23 09:06:59 AM
Involuntary institutionalization, bring it back.
 
2013-05-23 09:07:13 AM
www.suitablyflip.com
 
2013-05-23 09:10:57 AM
This guy, he be craaaazy, mon.
 
2013-05-23 09:26:03 AM
What a disgusting coont.

Either he means it, which means he's seriously damaged and needs extreme professional help.

Or, he knows exactly what he's doing and is perpetuating his brand regardless of sad tragedy.

Neither option is good.
 
2013-05-23 09:30:02 AM
Some day, Alex Jones is going to die.

The next day, the twenty-four people who take him seriously will attempt to storm some D.C. building to demand justice for this patriot who was silenced by the government before he could reveal their dark secrets.
 
2013-05-23 09:30:35 AM

Diogenes: Or, he knows exactly what he's doing


DING! DING! DING!
 
2013-05-23 09:32:47 AM
A known clown says something stupid?  Meh.
 
2013-05-23 09:35:05 AM
How many of the people flaming Alex Jones for this wanted to suck his dick when he was claiming Schrub used the weather dominator to hit Nawlins with Katrina?
 
2013-05-23 09:35:12 AM
media.boreme.com
 
2013-05-23 09:35:13 AM
Prominent conservative leader on 2nd Amendment issues, Alex Jones.
 
2013-05-23 09:35:22 AM
You cannot lose what you never had.
 
2013-05-23 09:36:05 AM

Oldiron_79: How many of the people flaming Alex Jones for this wanted to suck his dick when he was claiming Schrub used the weather dominator to hit Nawlins with Katrina?


I'm going to go with none. None of them.
 
2013-05-23 09:36:26 AM
Successful troll is successful. Again.
 
2013-05-23 09:36:33 AM
Hey, he's just asking questions here!
 
2013-05-23 09:38:28 AM
These farkers vote.......
 
2013-05-23 09:41:16 AM
Everything's a false flag operation that distracts us from Alex Jones' False Flag Discount Emporium. His prices are so low you'd swear he's crazy!
 
2013-05-23 09:41:43 AM

Oldiron_79: How many of the people flaming Alex Jones for this wanted to suck his dick when he was claiming Schrub used the weather dominator to hit Nawlins with Katrina?


Nobody. Because any imbecile who thinks the gubmint has a weather machine that they use to kill their enemies doesn't typically side with a mainstream party.
 
2013-05-23 09:42:05 AM
It worked!  I planted a false flag of my own on twitter.  My tweet, "#Conspiracy #troll Obama used secret weather weapon on OK to distract from scandals, help Muslim-hippy-gay-aliens take over 'murica #FoxNews".  I knew some dipstick would pick up on it.  Fun times!

/ Crazy yes?
 
2013-05-23 09:42:55 AM
I am willing to entertain the idea of a conspiracy when it is related to something like a bombing but weather systems? Come on
 
2013-05-23 09:43:34 AM
Is there any possible way we could drop this guy on North Korea? His and Best leader's crazy would cancel eachother out, like matter and anti-matter, an explosion that could be seen from space.
 
2013-05-23 09:46:44 AM

BSABSVR: Oldiron_79: How many of the people flaming Alex Jones for this wanted to suck his dick when he was claiming Schrub used the weather dominator to hit Nawlins with Katrina?

Nobody. Because any imbecile who thinks the gubmint has a weather machine that they use to kill their enemies doesn't typically side with a mainstream party sanity.


I hope you're being snarky,  Oldiron_79.  If not, you need a room next to Jones in the loony bin.
 
2013-05-23 09:46:45 AM
Alex Jones is secretly getting paid by the government to say things that make people think that Alex Jones is a nut.
 
2013-05-23 09:47:23 AM
So people that politicize everything that happens no matter how random are amazed that other people politicize everything too?

/We really do need to address the mental health issues in this country...
 
2013-05-23 09:48:17 AM
To be fair, if you're able to believe that all levels of the US government are behind a massive conspiracy to slowly erode our basic God-given freedoms with a series of highly complex terrorist attacks in conjunction with dozens of other nations; then thinking Obama has a weather control machine isn't that far off.
 
2013-05-23 09:49:56 AM
Who in the Pluperfect Hell is Alex Jones?

/reads tfa

//never mind
 
2013-05-23 09:52:17 AM
That explains this e-mail

Dear Patriotic American
Your nation needs you to level your house in a westerly direction during the night of 5/24/2013. Do not begin destruction until you hear the tornado sirens. If you have elderly neighbors, assist in pulling down their homes as well.

As of this writing, the casualty numbers will be low. But report to the local hospital so we can get some high injury numbers.

The "tornado" will be an F2 upgraded to an F3 so throw some stuff in the trees and let the utility workers pull down power lines.

As a reasonably intelligent white person, you will not be selected for on camera interview. However, if you find yourself in the background of one of the preselected interviews, try to yell "Mah stuff iz all gone! Mah stuff!"

In exchange for the above, the government will provide temporary housing, pay your insurance deductible and make available "loans" for a nicer, new home in a better subdivision.

If you chose to 'opt out' know this: The casualty numbers can always go up.

Signed Your Government.
 
2013-05-23 09:53:13 AM
Ah yes, HAARP, that All-Powerful Super Weapon the federal government uses against *gasp* AGAINST IT'S OWN CITIZENS.  I remember perusing conspiracy sites(I like reminding myself I'm not as insane as I think I am sometimes) and stumbling upon the conspiracy that the government used HAARP on Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold(and other mass shooters) to control their minds and make them commit mass murder.  Of course, this was so that the government had a good reason to come and take everyone's guns away from them.

Earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, mass murder, assasination....HAARP can do anything!


This isn't the one I originally found years ago, but my my is it derpy  http://www.cuttingedge.org/News/n1344.cfm
 
2013-05-23 09:53:41 AM
If not for the constant mentions on Fark, I would never have heard of this person. Thanks for nothing.
 
2013-05-23 09:54:33 AM

LDM90: If not for the constant mentions on Fark, I would never have heard of this person. Thanks for nothing.


It's good to be aware of the crazies in our midst. They can cause problems for normal folk.
 
2013-05-23 09:55:58 AM
Is it so hard to believe that Obama had Bush's hurricane machine recalibrated to fire tornadoes?
 
2013-05-23 09:56:05 AM

Diogenes: BSABSVR: Oldiron_79: How many of the people flaming Alex Jones for this wanted to suck his dick when he was claiming Schrub used the weather dominator to hit Nawlins with Katrina?

Nobody. Because any imbecile who thinks the gubmint has a weather machine that they use to kill their enemies doesn't typically side with a mainstream party sanity.

I hope you're being snarky,  Oldiron_79.  If not, you need a room next to Jones in the loony bin.


Im not siding with Mr Jones, just calling out that the left loved him when he accused Schrub of using the Weather Dominator© to kill the nubians in Nawlins.

So which GI Joe bad guy is Bush, Which is Cheney, which is Obama, and Which is Biden?
 
2013-05-23 09:56:07 AM
Mr. Coffee Nerves:

Unless...ALEX JONES IS A FALSE FLAG, TOO!


Some conspiracy theorists think so.  He is a government/illuminati/zionist/NWO/reptiloid/et cetera plant who has the job of floating out ridiculous conspiracy theories to deflect attention away from the REAL conspiracies, and also, to discredit conspiracy theorists as a whole.
 
2013-05-23 09:56:54 AM
Oh come on. It's the fault of some gamer who didn't complete the Wind Temple and let the typoonigator god unleash his powers on the mortals.

/makes more sense
 
2013-05-23 09:57:20 AM
HAARP? Where's Remo and Chiun?
 
2013-05-23 09:58:18 AM
Yeah, go ahead and mock. Anyone who watched G.I. Joe in the nineties knows Cobra has had weather controlling devices for years now.
 
2013-05-23 09:59:24 AM
Weather-controlling machines? That's crazytalk!

Clearly, God is angry about teh gheys again. Why must teh gheys anger Baby Jesus and make him hit random targets with low-homo populations?
 
2013-05-23 09:59:43 AM
What an odd way to make money, I wonder what's his net worth?
 
2013-05-23 10:00:09 AM
My favorite part about Alex is how he gets people so wound up. He's a heck of an entertainer.

He's like Phil Hendry, except he doesn't have to act like other people.
 
2013-05-23 10:00:15 AM
Actually, the whole "the gubmint controls the weather" thing has been Alex Jones' bread and butter forever, so this shouldn't come as any surprise.
 
2013-05-23 10:01:07 AM
Wow.  Back to the HAARP thing.  The 90s are BACK, baby!

I need to start following this jones fella.  I love me some wack conspiracy stuff.
 
2013-05-23 10:01:33 AM

Oldiron_79: Diogenes: BSABSVR: Oldiron_79: How many of the people flaming Alex Jones for this wanted to suck his dick when he was claiming Schrub used the weather dominator to hit Nawlins with Katrina?

Nobody. Because any imbecile who thinks the gubmint has a weather machine that they use to kill their enemies doesn't typically side with a mainstream party sanity.

I hope you're being snarky,  Oldiron_79.  If not, you need a room next to Jones in the loony bin.

Im not siding with Mr Jones, just calling out that the left loved him when he accused Schrub of using the Weather Dominator© to kill the nubians in Nawlins.

So which GI Joe bad guy is Bush, Which is Cheney, which is Obama, and Which is Biden?


I think you're making shiat up at this point.  If anyone was saying that here with any seriousness, I missed it by a mile.

Better secure that chip on your shoulder.  Government-created tornado might knock it off.
 
2013-05-23 10:02:37 AM
The same government that is so incompetent that it can't find its own ass with both hands and a flashlight, is also all-powerful and omnipotent and capable of carrying out the most elaborate conspiracies the human mind can possibly imagine.

Yeah.
 
2013-05-23 10:03:13 AM
How much is Alex Jones worth?

5 million

I don't know if that's worth it.
 
2013-05-23 10:04:51 AM
So this idiot is the Westboro Baptist Church of talk show hosts?
 
2013-05-23 10:06:16 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: The same government that is so incompetent that it can't find its own ass with both hands and a flashlight, is also all-powerful and omnipotent and capable of carrying out the most elaborate conspiracies the human mind can possibly imagine.

Yeah.


Yes.  The man is the living embodiment of cognitive dissonance.
 
2013-05-23 10:09:46 AM

GoldSpider: Successful troll is successful. Again.

 
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