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(Contact Music)   Amanda Seyfried thinks Hollywood is making her boobs shrink and she would like her ''beautiful huge breasts'' back   (contactmusic.com ) divider line
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2013-05-23 01:21:30 PM  
www.runningoffthereeses.com

The field of meteorology will never be the same.
 
2013-05-23 01:36:54 PM  
Gonna need before & after pics.
 
2013-05-23 02:58:52 PM  
Alright then, I'll be back.  Do your work gentlemen.
 
2013-05-23 03:03:12 PM  
FTA: Amanda Seyfried thinks the ''beautiful huge breasts'' she had as a teenager made her more attractive, admitting they shrunk after she moved to Hollywood.

Thanks for the mammaries.
 
2013-05-23 03:06:05 PM  
Wow, the human body, huh?
i52.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-23 03:07:39 PM  
Dose eyes...
 
2013-05-23 03:07:49 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com(16).jpg
 
2013-05-23 03:09:00 PM  
I'm with you Amanda. Add a couple of lbs to your frame and make those sweater puppies grow.

A-MAN-DA!
A-MAN-DA!
A-MAN-DA!
 
2013-05-23 03:13:24 PM  
I'd be more concerned with your face. That thing is weird.
 
2013-05-23 03:13:56 PM  
Was she the one that was eaten by the tiger?
 
2013-05-23 03:14:42 PM  
Worst singer in the whole movie.

Sounded like she was sitting on a vibrating bed at a hotel.

Still, solid enough with the acting in the movie (and others she's been in).

/Chloe
//CHLOE
 
2013-05-23 03:17:07 PM  
Hot?
 
2013-05-23 03:21:04 PM  
margate-pizza.com25.media.tumblr.com

If only there was a way to get the boobies back!
 
2013-05-23 03:23:41 PM  
No idea who she is.  The only Amanda I know is the train wreck in the thread above this one.
 
2013-05-23 03:27:45 PM  
"Speaking on 'The Ellen Degeneres Show', she said:''I looked way better when I was 15. I had beautiful huge breasts and then...."

"Go on......"


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2013-05-23 03:28:02 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: No idea who she is.  The only Amanda I know is the train wreck in the thread above this one.


She was the dead classmate in the first season of "Veronica Mars".
 
2013-05-23 03:29:06 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: No idea who she is.  The only Amanda I know is the train wreck in the thread above this one.


Google "Amanda Seyfried Chloe" Now. You Can Thank Me Later.
 
2013-05-23 03:30:10 PM  

LucklessWonder: Soup4Bonnie: No idea who she is.  The only Amanda I know is the train wreck in the thread above this one.
Google "Amanda Seyfried Chloe" Now. You Can Thank Me Later.


The Amanda who has talent and likes getting naked at times.
 
2013-05-23 03:30:12 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: No idea who she is.  The only Amanda I know is the train wreck in the thread above this one.


She was the friend to Anne Hathaways character who got DP raped by mexicans
 
2013-05-23 03:30:46 PM  

miss diminutive: [www.runningoffthereeses.com image 500x289]

The field of meteorology will never be the same.


About to be 10 years...I feel old.
 
2013-05-23 03:31:38 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: /Chloe
//CHLOE


A friend and I netflixed that movie last month knowing absolutely nothing about it. Her scene with Julianne Moore was the longest awkward silence in the history of our friendship.
 
2013-05-23 03:32:08 PM  
Tits or it didn't happen.
 
2013-05-23 03:33:42 PM  

miss diminutive: Jim from Saint Paul: /Chloe
//CHLOE

A friend and I netflixed that movie last month knowing absolutely nothing about it. Her scene with Julianne Moore was the longest awkward silence in the history of our friendship.


Go on....

/I apologize. It practically begged for it.
 
2013-05-23 03:35:01 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Soup4Bonnie: No idea who she is.  The only Amanda I know is the train wreck in the thread above this one.

She was the friend to Anne Hathaways character who got DP raped by mexicans


Nope, that was one of the drunken beach boys singer's kids
 
2013-05-23 03:35:28 PM  

Trocadero: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x531](16).jpg


This is a beautiful, artistic photo! Thanks for posting!
 
2013-05-23 03:38:01 PM  

mark.jms: miss diminutive: Jim from Saint Paul: /Chloe
//CHLOE

A friend and I netflixed that movie last month knowing absolutely nothing about it. Her scene with Julianne Moore was the longest awkward silence in the history of our friendship.

Go on....

/I apologize. It practically begged for it.


Well we were all thinking it. Thanks for jumping on the "I'll be the pig" grenade for the rest of us.
 
2013-05-23 03:41:03 PM  

mark.jms: miss diminutive: Jim from Saint Paul: /Chloe
//CHLOE

A friend and I netflixed that movie last month knowing absolutely nothing about it. Her scene with Julianne Moore was the longest awkward silence in the history of our friendship.

Go on....

/I apologize. It practically begged for it.


Ha, no worries. It's reassuring. A well placed "Go on..." is a sign that Fark is still going strong.
 
2013-05-23 03:41:04 PM  

monoski: IdBeCrazyIf: Soup4Bonnie: No idea who she is.  The only Amanda I know is the train wreck in the thread above this one.

She was the friend to Anne Hathaways character who got DP raped by mexicans

Nope, that was one of the drunken beach boys singer's kids


Wait wait, you mean the Almost Famous one right, I could have sworn it was actually Mamas and Papas there

(I feel like we're in a Jewish deli all of a sudden)
 
2013-05-23 03:43:01 PM  

miss diminutive: The field of meteorology will never be the same.


It's like she has espn or something
 
2013-05-23 03:48:12 PM  

miss diminutive: mark.jms: miss diminutive: Jim from Saint Paul: /Chloe
//CHLOE

A friend and I netflixed that movie last month knowing absolutely nothing about it. Her scene with Julianne Moore was the longest awkward silence in the history of our friendship.

Go on....

/I apologize. It practically begged for it.

Ha, no worries. It's reassuring. A well placed "Go on..." is a sign that Fark is still going strong.


Mugato: Well we were all thinking it. Thanks for jumping on the "I'll be the pig" grenade for the rest of us.



Imagine, if you will, the 'fake grenade scene' from Captain America. Now, replace the Cap'n with Quagmire.
 
2013-05-23 03:53:28 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Worst singer in the whole movie.

Sounded like she was sitting on a vibrating bed at a hotel.

Still, solid enough with the acting in the movie (and others she's been in).

/Chloe
//CHLOE


Sorry, unless you're referring to Russel Crowe you're incorrect.
 
2013-05-23 04:30:54 PM  
Who?
 
2013-05-23 04:33:24 PM  
Seyfried's statements are why women can't have nice things.
 
2013-05-23 04:36:30 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Worst singer in the whole movie.

Sounded like she was sitting on a vibrating bed at a hotel.

Still, solid enough with the acting in the movie (and others she's been in).


Did you go to the bathroom every time Russel Crowe was on screen?  She wasn't good, sure, but damn he was horrible.  Overall the entire cast was film actors trying to sing and somewhat succeeding, excepting Crowe (bad) and the chick who played Eponine (good).
 
2013-05-23 04:39:17 PM  
Didn't know who this was but wow, she's hot!
 
2013-05-23 04:55:04 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: /Chloe
//CHLOE


i260.photobucket.com

Where are you, you old bat??!!
 
2013-05-23 05:04:32 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: Seyfried's statements are why women can't have nice things.


That women should embrace having cures and full figures?

That she loved her bosoms but they got in the way and doesn't miss them?

That there's something inherently feminine about a girl with just the right weight and some manic body shape?

I'm sorry, did you read the article?
 
2013-05-23 05:06:14 PM  
She is ugly & has small boobs. I don't understand what people see in her. No, I am not gay.
 
2013-05-23 05:10:54 PM  

MBA Whore: She is ugly & has small boobs. I don't understand what people see in her. No, I am not gay.


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-05-23 05:19:50 PM  

MBA Whore: She is ugly & has small boobs. I don't understand what people see in her. No, I am not gay.



She reminds me of this guy:
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2013-05-23 05:29:24 PM  

img185.imageshack.us

 
2013-05-23 05:41:22 PM  
Her eyes are too far apart.Creepy
 
2013-05-23 06:08:55 PM  

calm like a bomb: Jim from Saint Paul: Worst singer in the whole movie.

Sounded like she was sitting on a vibrating bed at a hotel.

Still, solid enough with the acting in the movie (and others she's been in).

Did you go to the bathroom every time Russel Crowe was on screen?  She wasn't good, sure, but damn he was horrible.  Overall the entire cast was film actors trying to sing and somewhat succeeding, excepting Crowe (bad) and the chick who played Eponine (good).


I think the chick who did eponine was the broadway actress, so that makes sense... and yeah crowe... what the heck was the director thinking? I can't even blame him, if he wasn't capable why did the higher up group let him????
 
2013-05-23 06:17:08 PM  

tlchwi02: I think the chick who did eponine was the broadway actress, so that makes sense


yes, Samantha Barks. shes fantastic. and hot. and Manx.
 
2013-05-23 06:17:49 PM  

tlchwi02: I think the chick who did eponine was the broadway actress, so that makes sense... and yeah crowe... what the heck was the director thinking? I can't even blame him, if he wasn't capable why did the higher up group let him????


West End, but close enough.  Filming musicals is ALWAYS dicey, especially one as big and bombastic as Les Mis.  The whole thing was poorly conceived.  The Thernardiers can be funny as hell, but were such an afterthought.  The only leads with capable voices were Barks and Hathaway, and her character died 1/3 of the way in.  Jackman was game but not up to it, Crowe sucked, Seyfried warbled, and Redmayne sang through his nose.

/I....I think I might be gay
 
2013-05-23 06:25:40 PM  

calm like a bomb: Jim from Saint Paul: Worst singer in the whole movie.

Sounded like she was sitting on a vibrating bed at a hotel.

Still, solid enough with the acting in the movie (and others she's been in).

Did you go to the bathroom every time Russel Crowe was on screen?  She wasn't good, sure, but damn he was horrible.  Overall the entire cast was film actors trying to sing and somewhat succeeding, excepting Crowe (bad) and the chick who played Eponine (good).


Lets not forget Tony award winning Hugh Jackman.
 
2013-05-23 06:38:19 PM  
I don't know what the haters are on about, I think she's stunning.

i42.tinypic.com

Oh, and here she is making out with Megan Fox. You're welcome.
 
2013-05-23 07:03:39 PM  
Bookmark
 
2013-05-23 07:21:36 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: [img185.imageshack.us image 365x217]


I feel threatened.
 
2013-05-23 07:45:26 PM  
She just doesn't see the gravity of the situation.
 
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