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(Today)   Bride whose husband is stationed overseas poses in solo wedding photos. Subby can't wait to see the solo honeymoon video   ( divider line
    More: Sappy, wedding photography, San Angelo, Lackland Air Force Base  
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2013-05-23 09:45:35 AM  
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Reminds me more of a crime scene
2013-05-23 10:02:55 AM  
1 vote:

5monkeys: I know the article wants the reader to see this as sweet, but I find it creepy. Plus, why didn't anyone take pictures at the small service they did have? No one had a phone on them?

Well if you know of another way she can get on the Today Show, I'd like to hear it, mister.

What would be cool is if five years from now President Jeb Bush starts a war with Syria that sends hubby back over for a year deployment. Upon arrival back stateside he greets his 5-year-old daughter in a surprise fashion. Like maybe they're at Chuck E. Cheese, and it turns out Dook LaRue, astronaut dog drummer for the Rock-afire Explosion, is really her dad in the suit, and he jumps off stage surprising his tearful daughter. The local TV news-team is there to cover the story. All in all everyone feels pretty good, except for thousands more maimed and killed in America's perpetual Middle-East wars, but it was seriously really sweet and heart-warming. Especially when the news anchor used the hilarious pun about it being a "rocking" story.
2013-05-23 09:47:35 AM  
1 vote:
Those are two exceedingly gorgeous people. I'm betting any children will be troll ugly.
2013-05-23 09:39:57 AM  
1 vote:
Does Barrack get the "jus primae noctis" rights?
2013-05-23 09:37:59 AM  
1 vote:
Rule 34 dictates that somewhere on the internet there surely must be documentation of a woman having solo sex. I know it's weird but trust me.
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