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(Today)   Bride whose husband is stationed overseas poses in solo wedding photos. Subby can't wait to see the solo honeymoon video   (today.com) divider line 26
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2013-05-23 09:37:14 AM
Frequent and extended combat deployment is a greater threat to traditional marriage than same sex marriage, prostitution, and the tax code.
 
2013-05-23 09:37:44 AM
A Skype with a dildo called big black mamba?
 
2013-05-23 09:37:59 AM
Rule 34 dictates that somewhere on the internet there surely must be documentation of a woman having solo sex. I know it's weird but trust me.
 
2013-05-23 09:39:57 AM
Does Barrack get the "jus primae noctis" rights?
 
2013-05-23 09:42:47 AM
I know the article wants the reader to see this as sweet, but I find it creepy. Plus, why didn't anyone take pictures at the small service they did have? No one had a phone on them?
 
2013-05-23 09:45:35 AM
i40.tinypic.com

Reminds me more of a crime scene
 
2013-05-23 09:47:35 AM
Those are two exceedingly gorgeous people. I'm betting any children will be troll ugly.
 
2013-05-23 09:55:20 AM

you'renotthebossame: Those are two exceedingly gorgeous people. I'm betting any children will be troll ugly.


Yeah, I'd go AWOL for that.  She's a smokin' fox.
 
2013-05-23 09:57:41 AM
Great headline Subs.
 
2013-05-23 10:01:51 AM
FTA: But as the military is wont to do, Matthew's orders were issued much earlier: he would instead start in late August and follow that stint with additional training in San Angelo, Texas.

The couple, which lived in San Antonio, would be separated for eight long months as visits were not permitted during basic training.


Unless they've seriously changed things, Air Force basic training is 8 weeks, not 8 months.
 
2013-05-23 10:02:55 AM

5monkeys: I know the article wants the reader to see this as sweet, but I find it creepy. Plus, why didn't anyone take pictures at the small service they did have? No one had a phone on them?


Well if you know of another way she can get on the Today Show, I'd like to hear it, mister.

What would be cool is if five years from now President Jeb Bush starts a war with Syria that sends hubby back over for a year deployment. Upon arrival back stateside he greets his 5-year-old daughter in a surprise fashion. Like maybe they're at Chuck E. Cheese, and it turns out Dook LaRue, astronaut dog drummer for the Rock-afire Explosion, is really her dad in the suit, and he jumps off stage surprising his tearful daughter. The local TV news-team is there to cover the story. All in all everyone feels pretty good, except for thousands more maimed and killed in America's perpetual Middle-East wars, but it was seriously really sweet and heart-warming. Especially when the news anchor used the hilarious pun about it being a "rocking" story.
 
msP
2013-05-23 10:05:40 AM
What an asininely boring "news" article with even worse pictures.
 
2013-05-23 10:06:27 AM

REO-Weedwagon: 5monkeys: I know the article wants the reader to see this as sweet, but I find it creepy. Plus, why didn't anyone take pictures at the small service they did have? No one had a phone on them?

Well if you know of another way she can get on the Today Show, I'd like to hear it, mister.

What would be cool is if five years from now President Jeb Bush starts a war with Syria that sends hubby back over for a year deployment. Upon arrival back stateside he greets his 5-year-old daughter in a surprise fashion. Like maybe they're at Chuck E. Cheese, and it turns out Dook LaRue, astronaut dog drummer for the Rock-afire Explosion, is really her dad in the suit, and he jumps off stage surprising his tearful daughter. The local TV news-team is there to cover the story. All in all everyone feels pretty good, except for thousands more maimed and killed in America's perpetual Middle-East wars, but it was seriously really sweet and heart-warming. Especially when the news anchor used the hilarious pun about it being a "rocking" story.


I like you.
 
2013-05-23 10:07:05 AM

you'renotthebossame: Those are two exceedingly gorgeous people. I'm betting any children will be troll ugly.


I wouldn't worry about it. Eight months after his return, she'll give him a beautiful black baby boy.
 
2013-05-23 10:19:10 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Reminds me more of a crime scene


I love you a little bit.
 
2013-05-23 10:21:03 AM

megarian: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Reminds me more of a crime scene

I love you a little bit.


A little bit is all I ask for.
 
2013-05-23 10:22:31 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: megarian: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Reminds me more of a crime scene

I love you a little bit.

A little bit is all I ask for.


Just the tip?
 
2013-05-23 10:24:22 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: megarian: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Reminds me more of a crime scene

I love you a little bit.

A little bit is all I ask for.

Just the tip?


Beat me to it. So I love you a little bit (just the tip, though), too.

Solo wedding?!?
 
GBB
2013-05-23 10:24:33 AM

REO-Weedwagon: 5monkeys: I know the article wants the reader to see this as sweet, but I find it creepy. Plus, why didn't anyone take pictures at the small service they did have? No one had a phone on them?

Well if you know of another way she can get on the Today Show, I'd like to hear it, mister.

What would be cool is if five years from now President Jeb Bush starts a war with Syria that sends hubby back over for a year deployment. Upon arrival back stateside he greets his 5-year-old daughter in a surprise fashion. Like maybe they're at Chuck E. Cheese, and it turns out Dook LaRue, astronaut dog drummer for the Rock-afire Explosion, is really her dad in the suit, and he jumps off stage surprising his tearful daughter. The local TV news-team is there to cover the story. All in all everyone feels pretty good, except for thousands more maimed and killed in America's perpetual Middle-East wars, but it was seriously really sweet and heart-warming. Especially when the news anchor used the hilarious pun about it being a "rocking" story.


This is going in the Fark Time Capsule.  We will see this again when it actually happens.  I'm getting in on the ground floor.
 
zez
2013-05-23 10:30:12 AM

5monkeys: I know the article wants the reader to see this as sweet, but I find it creepy. Plus, why didn't anyone take pictures at the small service they did have? No one had a phone on them?


Because this is just a promotion for her modeling career.
 
2013-05-23 11:30:49 AM

freewill: you'renotthebossame: Those are two exceedingly gorgeous people. I'm betting any children will be troll ugly.

I wouldn't worry about it. Eight months after his return, she'll give him a beautiful black baby boy.


Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm not black.
 
2013-05-23 11:32:42 AM
Please post a link to her solo honeymoon video. She's the Zumba instructor, right? NSFW
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-23 01:37:12 PM
Subby is a prevert.
 
2013-05-23 04:19:01 PM
He looks like a farking dork with those glasses and she is hot as hell.
 
2013-05-23 05:32:57 PM

DeathCipris: He looks like a farking dork with those glasses and she is hot as hell.


Really? I had the opposite reaction. To me, he's quite hot and she's mostly just ok.
 
2013-05-23 06:10:37 PM
Some people plan every single aspect of their wedding and just kinda squeeze in whatever groom they can get.  This lady takes that craziness to a whole new level.
 
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