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(News.com.au)   Do you look like Taylor Swift? Boot to the head   (news.com.au) divider line 53
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2013-05-23 09:19:42 AM  
People talking in movie shows,
People smoking in bed!
People looking like Taylor Swift.
Give them a boot to the head!
 
2013-05-23 09:34:04 AM  
I wonder how many Taylor Swift fans actually know what "boot to the head" is from.


/Master of Tae Kwon Leap
 
2013-05-23 10:29:19 AM  
And one more for Jenny and the wimp.
 
2013-05-23 10:30:15 AM  
SHE SHOULD HAVE

fc09.deviantart.net
 
2013-05-23 10:30:20 AM  
Maybe if you really are Taylor Swift.
 
2013-05-23 10:32:12 AM  
Mongs.

Wait, what? Aussie slang. You'll need a translator. Drongos and dags everywhere.
 
2013-05-23 10:32:59 AM  
They booted you to the head for thinking you looked like Taylor Swift, and telling everyone you looked like Taylor Swift, and for trying too hard to look like Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift.
 
2013-05-23 10:33:37 AM  
More likely a response to her looks, which shout "odd number of chromosomes" to me.
 
2013-05-23 10:33:49 AM  
Was she from Calgary?

/didn't read article
 
2013-05-23 10:35:09 AM  
Stay classy, England or Australia or wherever the Fark this happened.
 
2013-05-23 10:35:49 AM  
Damn. Looking at the Twitter exchanges - buncha really shallow people involved.  But, since Taylor Swift, teenagers and Twitter are all involved in some way, I guess I shouldn't be surprised.  Since I have to share the planet with all of the above, I'll just be sad instead.
 
2013-05-23 10:36:21 AM  
Is she the chick who's incapable of closing her mouth?

i.huffpost.com
Mouth breather?
 
2013-05-23 10:36:53 AM  

FizixJunkee: Is she the chick who's incapable of closing her mouth?


How can that be bad?
 
GBB
2013-05-23 10:37:10 AM  
Way to shake your reputation as Land of Criminals.
 
2013-05-23 10:37:46 AM  

Do you look like Taylor Swift? Boot to the head
 
2013-05-23 10:40:19 AM  
Girl beaten for never shutting up about looking like Taylor Swift



More likely.
 
2013-05-23 10:43:25 AM  
Calling Farker Ed Grubermann.
 
2013-05-23 10:43:52 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
i2.mirror.co.uk

www.billboard.com

A mouth breather indeed.
 
2013-05-23 10:44:23 AM  
Ed Gruberman wanted for questioning...
 
2013-05-23 10:45:26 AM  
Dat article:

25.media.tumblr.com

And who gets bullied in COLLEGE for any reason?
 
2013-05-23 10:47:26 AM  

mcgreggers99: A mouth breather indeed.


I'm okay with her mouth breathing. Her singing, not so much

/slashy
 
2013-05-23 10:48:07 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-05-23 10:48:09 AM  

elchupacabra: And who gets bullied in COLLEGE for any reason?


Don't they call it "hazing" by then?
 
2013-05-23 10:49:34 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: elchupacabra: And who gets bullied in COLLEGE for any reason?

Don't they call it "hazing" by then?


Fair enough -- but I'd categorize that as a bit more voluntary and "targeted".
 
2013-05-23 10:49:55 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: elchupacabra: And who gets bullied in COLLEGE for any reason?

Don't they call it "hazing" by then?


The word "college" is sometimes used in English-speaking countries to indicate a private secondary school.

/the more you know
 
2013-05-23 10:51:40 AM  
This article seemed somewhat similar to TAFE.
 
2013-05-23 10:52:25 AM  
I guess this is a wonderful, caring generation worldwide.
 
2013-05-23 10:54:34 AM  
I'd stil tongue punch her fart box
 
2013-05-23 11:01:59 AM  
FTFA: The incident, which happened at Shropshire college

Wanted for questioning...
www.behindthevoiceactors.com
 
2013-05-23 11:08:26 AM  
And this is only a problem because Ms. Swift herself wasn't the subject of the assault.

/she has teh crazy eyes.
 
2013-05-23 11:09:52 AM  

Sim Tree: Calling Farker Ed Grubermann.


Beat me to it.
 
2013-05-23 11:11:49 AM  

FizixJunkee: Is she the chick who's incapable of closing her mouth?


Obviously you've never met the other 99% of the female species.
 
2013-05-23 11:12:16 AM  

mentallo69: I'd stil tongue punch her fart box


Charming.
 
2013-05-23 11:17:04 AM  
Tough but fair
 
2013-05-23 11:20:42 AM  

Sim Tree: Calling Farker Ed Grubermann.


What? It wasn't me! My pajamas are in the wash!
 
2013-05-23 11:21:40 AM  
Boot in question...
i1045.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-23 11:23:14 AM  

movieman_1979: Ed Gruberman wanted for questioning...


I was having lunch with a business partner.

/Big, round, blueberries.
 
2013-05-23 11:24:20 AM  
I'm sure it was how she looked


"They must be jealous that I'm going off to do something with my life, "

And not that she was a total coont or anything.
 
2013-05-23 11:32:06 AM  
I'd still fart on her box cutter
 
2013-05-23 11:33:51 AM  

jaybeezey: FTFA: The incident, which happened at Shropshire college

Wanted for questioning...
[www.behindthevoiceactors.com image 210x240]


Well played sir. +1
 
2013-05-23 11:59:07 AM  
The college are yet to comment publicly on the incident...

Are? ARE? WTF is that?
 
2013-05-23 12:18:52 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-23 12:19:02 PM  
♫Trying hard to look like Taylor Swift... err bipter dipter?♫
 
2013-05-23 12:56:44 PM  
Taylor Swift looks like the sort of woman I'd go for when I was 12-15...  And maybe again in my 70s or whenever the inevitable "Dirty Old Man" phase kicks in.

Now, meh.

OTOH, kicking someone in the face for aspiring to look like her?  WTF.

/yeah yeah, she's probably a pretentious asshat
//the impersonator
 
2013-05-23 01:26:57 PM  
It's not nice to boot someone in the head for something like that, although something tells me that she may have had it coming to her.
 
2013-05-23 02:21:03 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: I guess this is a wonderful, caring generation worldwide.


Truly.

Don't like what someone looks like? Did they say something you didn't like? Have you in some way been "disrespected"?

By all means, then, use physically violence.
 
2013-05-23 02:28:58 PM  

crab66: I'm sure it was how she looked


"They must be jealous that I'm going off to do something with my life, "

And not that she was a total coont or anything.


The exact sentence I copied with the intention of pasting.  Not excusing the beating, but, I'm sure it wasn't just because she looked like Taylor Swift.  It may well have been that she thought she was real hot shiat for looking like Taylor Swift and was maybe, just maybe, a little bit snobby  and conceited about it.

Again, not that that's an excuse for a face stomping.
 
2013-05-23 03:31:43 PM  
To paraphrase the latter-day philosopher Christophorus Petrus:

I'm not saying she should have received an ass-beating.  But I understand.
 
2013-05-23 04:05:05 PM  
I'd like to put a head to Taylor's boot(y).
 
2013-05-23 06:41:20 PM  
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