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(Sun Sentinel)   Florida vigilante justice: Woman is accused of etching image of male genitalia on stranger's SUV at supermarket after SUV's driver failed to stop for pedestrians. Fark bonus: Vandal also left explanatory Post-it note on windshield   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 47
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2013-05-23 10:41:16 AM
Yo, Subs; you could have linked to the original article that actually has what the note said:
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/woman-keyed-strangers-car- th en-left-explanatory-post-it-note-pasco/2122504
 
2013-05-23 10:48:13 AM
"Hey I keyed your car," it read. "You didn't stop for pedestrians as is law. Since no cop to enforce a ticket, this should cover the cost of your fine. Have a good day. P.S. Don't be a d---."

After reviewing the surveillance footage, Pasco sheriff's deputies determined the culprit was 23-year-old Natasha Myers, who was arrested this week.


Because she's the hero Florida deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
 
2013-05-23 11:25:17 AM
Cue grumpy cat meme.
 
2013-05-23 11:26:21 AM

ScaryBottles: Cue grumpy cat meme.


mediapickle.me
 
2013-05-23 11:26:51 AM
Mugshot reminds me of my ex.
 
2013-05-23 11:27:20 AM
Cue Dickbutt meme.
 
2013-05-23 11:27:50 AM
She should be farking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.

Boy, I wish I could've caught her doing it. I'd have given anything to catch her doing it. It'd been worth her doing it just so I could've caught her doing it.  What's more chickensh** than farking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fark with another man's vehicle. You don't do it.  It's just against the rules.
 
2013-05-23 11:29:13 AM
FTFA: Streets told deputies she didn't have any confrontations with any pedestrians that day as she pulled into the parking lot off State Road 56 and Bruce B. Downs Boulevard. She said she came into the parking lot from the back of the store complex where people don't usually walk.

You know who does walk back there? Employees and delivery people mostly. I can't count how many times I've seen drivers coast by someone walking up to a store (either out front or near a loading dock/service door etc) and barely even acknowledge the person on foot existed. They even do it in front of stores with pedestrian areas clearly marked with stop signs and lines. Just because she didn't have a 'confrontation' doesn't mean she wasn't a dick to a pedestrian.
 
2013-05-23 11:29:33 AM

Kepo: What's more chickensh** than farking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fark with another man's vehicle. You don't do it. It's just against the rules.


To be fair, it was a woman who keyed another woman's car. Women are much less likely to follow that rule as they don't look at cars the same way men do.
 
2013-05-23 11:30:00 AM
Although she is very stupid, I am a firm believer in the 'don't be a dick' mantra.
 
2013-05-23 11:30:45 AM
Chelsea Clinton has really let herself go.
 
2013-05-23 11:31:26 AM
Great article, to read my comment on it follow the link
 
2013-05-23 11:33:14 AM
"Hey I keyed your car," it read. "It's a picture of a penis, only larger. I just wanted to be clear because I'm not a very good artist, and I don't know if you've seen one before. Have a good day."
 
2013-05-23 11:36:07 AM
Was Florida the site for secret underground nuclear testing?
 
2013-05-23 11:36:10 AM

under a mountain: Great article, to read my comment on it follow the link


i.eprci.net
/hot sausage link
 
2013-05-23 11:36:24 AM

ladyfortuna: FTFA: Streets told deputies she didn't have any confrontations with any pedestrians that day as she pulled into the parking lot off State Road 56 and Bruce B. Downs Boulevard. She said she came into the parking lot from the back of the store complex where people don't usually walk.

You know who does walk back there? Employees and delivery people mostly. I can't count how many times I've seen drivers coast by someone walking up to a store (either out front or near a loading dock/service door etc) and barely even acknowledge the person on foot existed. They even do it in front of stores with pedestrian areas clearly marked with stop signs and lines. Just because she didn't have a 'confrontation' doesn't mean she wasn't a dick to a pedestrian.


But does that action support the greater dickish move of keying her car?

The postit saying don't be a dick sure. But not hundreds of dollars in damage to personal property.
 
2013-05-23 11:38:06 AM

Kepo: She should be farking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.

Boy, I wish I could've caught her doing it. I'd have given anything to catch her doing it. It'd been worth her doing it just so I could've caught her doing it.   What's more chickensh** than farking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fark with another man's vehicle. You don't do it.  It's just against the rules.


Becoming murderously enraged at the the thought of a woman engraving your metallic manhood with a picture of a bigger manhood?
 
2013-05-23 11:40:24 AM
blog.discourse.org
 
2013-05-23 11:51:41 AM
CSB:
I was waiting outside a restaurant in Berkeley one night and watched as two pedestrians were crossing in the crosswalk(In California, they have the right of way). A minivan was rolling down the street and slowly kept going through the crosswalk...Don't know if he was lost, didn't see the people or whatever, but he didnt really pose a risk as he was going pretty slowly. The Guy in the crosswalk get apparently pissed off enough that this guy didnt yiled that he whacks the back window of the van as it rolls by. I think he meant it as a "Hey, fark you!" thing, but he hit it hard enough to smash the whole window.
Driver pulls over and is in disbelief. The guy and his girlfriend try to blow it and leave and I had to step in and be Concerned Citizen and tell they guy he cant just smash a dude's window. He argued with me a bit, trying to make out like it was the van drivers fault and kept trying to walk away. I kindly asked him to stay as I called the cops to let them work it out.

Van driver was a dope, but Umbrella guy was a total douche. He's lucky the van driver was an older guy and not someone prone to face punching after their property is defaced
 
2013-05-23 11:55:32 AM

boarch: ScaryBottles: Cue grumpy cat meme.

[mediapickle.me image 610x609]


Thanks
 
2013-05-23 12:20:39 PM
Park or drive like a douche, get a passive aggressive note. Have a day.
 
2013-05-23 12:22:08 PM
Someone drives through the pedestrian crossing while you're in it, kill them.

They're driving a lethal weapon, THIS IS     FLOOOOORIDUHHHH!
 
2013-05-23 12:23:03 PM
No pic of the dick?
 
2013-05-23 12:23:22 PM
She must be a regular customer. They saw her on the camera, traced her back to her checkout, then looked at her rewards card. That's pretty much the only way she would have been identified so fast.

Q: shouldn't the police need a warrant for that sort of info?
 
2013-05-23 12:34:00 PM

garkola: She must be a regular customer. They saw her on the camera, traced her back to her checkout, then looked at her rewards card. That's pretty much the only way she would have been identified so fast.

Q: shouldn't the police need a warrant for that sort of info?


Nope.
There's no expectation of privacy in a parking lot or store.
The store can voluntarily give or tell the police anything.
 
2013-05-23 12:34:17 PM

garkola: She must be a regular customer. They saw her on the camera, traced her back to her checkout, then looked at her rewards card. That's pretty much the only way she would have been identified so fast.

Q: shouldn't the police need a warrant for that sort of info?


Not if they asked the store, and they said okay. You don't need a warrant to ask someone to cooperate with an investgation.
 
2013-05-23 12:37:01 PM

Kepo: She should be farking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.

Boy, I wish I could've caught her doing it. I'd have given anything to catch her doing it. It'd been worth her doing it just so I could've caught her doing it.  What's more chickensh** than farking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fark with another man's vehicle. You don't do it.  It's just against the rules.


WHOOSH

/TIL that some people have yet to see Pulp Fiction
 
2013-05-23 12:44:07 PM
I was hoping for a thread filled with windshield notes. I am disappoint. One of my favorites:  "Hello, Traffic Warden! I want to play a game..."
 
2013-05-23 12:45:21 PM

ruta: Kepo: She should be farking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.

Boy, I wish I could've caught her doing it. I'd have given anything to catch her doing it. It'd been worth her doing it just so I could've caught her doing it.   What's more chickensh** than farking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fark with another man's vehicle. You don't do it.  It's just against the rules.

Becoming murderously enraged at the the thought of a woman engraving your metallic manhood with a picture of a bigger manhood?


I think maybe, just maybe someone may be trolling...
 
2013-05-23 01:15:39 PM

ruta: Kepo: She should be farking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.

Boy, I wish I could've caught her doing it. I'd have given anything to catch her doing it. It'd been worth her doing it just so I could've caught her doing it.   What's more chickensh** than farking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fark with another man's vehicle. You don't do it.  It's just against the rules.

Becoming murderously enraged at the the thought of a woman engraving your metallic manhood with a picture of a bigger manhood?


Not sure if stupid or trolling...
 
2013-05-23 01:33:55 PM
As I was leaving a movie theater with my pregnant wife some old guy and his wife came within inches of hitting us. Then he parks right next to us. I approach him to find out what the fark was wrong with him, and he said "you should have been walking faster". I then proceed to lose my shiat and start yelling, cursing, and slamming my hand down on the hood of his car, explaining as rudely as possible that pedestrians have the right of way and that he is a worthless sack of dog shiat. Him and his wife then start walking toward the movie theater and I informed him that I would be happy to look after his car while he and his whore were watching the movie. His wife then gets in the car and parks it at the other end of the lot.

I wasn't going to actually damage their car, but to almost hit us and then blame us for it upset me a lot.

/csb
 
2013-05-23 01:37:14 PM
I'm impressed she actually had an idea what "male genitalia" looked like.
 
2013-05-23 01:39:30 PM

bentley57: I'm impressed she actually had an idea what "male genitalia" looked like.


Based on her mugshot, I'm assuming all she had to do was glance down...
 
2013-05-23 01:54:38 PM
Natasha's heart was in the right place -- I'm OK with letting DANGEROUSLY dickheaded drivers know the error of their ways -- but I don't think the actual infraction in this case rose to the level of keying the car. It's not like the driver bumped into a Hoverround.

As long as she was willing to leave the note, why didn't she do ONLY that? She would have gotten her message across and her conscience would have been clear.
 
2013-05-23 01:55:50 PM
I used to have a bunch of super sticky bumper stickers that said "i park like an asshole" and others that siad  "i drive like an entitled prick" These were ridiculously difficult to get all the ticky stuff off, and im willing to bet most people did not notice them at first.
 
2013-05-23 02:18:58 PM

RoboZombie: CSB:
I was waiting outside a restaurant in Berkeley one night and watched as two pedestrians were crossing in the crosswalk(In California, they have the right of way). A minivan was rolling down the street and slowly kept going through the crosswalk...Don't know if he was lost, didn't see the people or whatever, but he didnt really pose a risk as he was going pretty slowly. The Guy in the crosswalk get apparently pissed off enough that this guy didnt yiled that he whacks the back window of the van as it rolls by. I think he meant it as a "Hey, fark you!" thing, but he hit it hard enough to smash the whole window.
Driver pulls over and is in disbelief. The guy and his girlfriend try to blow it and leave and I had to step in and be Concerned Citizen and tell they guy he cant just smash a dude's window. He argued with me a bit, trying to make out like it was the van drivers fault and kept trying to walk away. I kindly asked him to stay as I called the cops to let them work it out.

Van driver was a dope, but Umbrella guy was a total douche. He's lucky the van driver was an older guy and not someone prone to face punching after their property is defaced


It depends on where and who you are.  An elementary school teacher in SC would double as crossing guard out front of the school.  He took over the assignment after a lot problems with cars ignoring the other crossing guards.  The problems started to go away after he implemented his style enforcement, which got backed up by the local cops.  A car blowing pass him would bet the edge of the metal sign brought down on it.  If the driver went and reported it, the cops would give the driver a ticket for the offence.  Having to repair their own cars and paying the fines started the quick decline in douchebag drivers.

/school where my lil bro went
 
2013-05-23 02:38:19 PM

Savage Belief: But does that action support the greater dickish move of keying her car?

The postit saying don't be a dick sure. But not hundreds of dollars in damage to personal property.


I never said it was justified. I just think it's more likely than not that the driver really did ignore a pedestrian and act in potentially dangerous way, despite her little claim.
 
2013-05-23 03:05:35 PM
What a coont.
 
2013-05-23 03:06:15 PM

Kepo: She should be farking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.

Boy, I wish I could've caught her doing it. I'd have given anything to catch her doing it. It'd been worth her doing it just so I could've caught her doing it.  What's more chickensh** than farking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fark with another man's vehicle. You don't do it.  It's just against the rules.


www.revolusic.com

The first thing i thought of too.
 
2013-05-23 03:11:28 PM

lack of warmth: RoboZombie: CSB:
I was waiting outside a restaurant in Berkeley one night and watched as two pedestrians were crossing in the crosswalk(In California, they have the right of way). A minivan was rolling down the street and slowly kept going through the crosswalk...Don't know if he was lost, didn't see the people or whatever, but he didnt really pose a risk as he was going pretty slowly. The Guy in the crosswalk get apparently pissed off enough that this guy didnt yiled that he whacks the back window of the van as it rolls by. I think he meant it as a "Hey, fark you!" thing, but he hit it hard enough to smash the whole window.
Driver pulls over and is in disbelief. The guy and his girlfriend try to blow it and leave and I had to step in and be Concerned Citizen and tell they guy he cant just smash a dude's window. He argued with me a bit, trying to make out like it was the van drivers fault and kept trying to walk away. I kindly asked him to stay as I called the cops to let them work it out.

Van driver was a dope, but Umbrella guy was a total douche. He's lucky the van driver was an older guy and not someone prone to face punching after their property is defaced

It depends on where and who you are.  An elementary school teacher in SC would double as crossing guard out front of the school.  He took over the assignment after a lot problems with cars ignoring the other crossing guards.  The problems started to go away after he implemented his style enforcement, which got backed up by the local cops.  A car blowing pass him would bet the edge of the metal sign brought down on it.  If the driver went and reported it, the cops would give the driver a ticket for the offence.  Having to repair their own cars and paying the fines started the quick decline in douchebag drivers.

/school where my lil bro went


That's the most awesome story I've heard in a while.  Thanks.
 
2013-05-23 03:27:01 PM
I hate jaywalkers and it seems like the problem has gotten worse in recent years. I like to play a game I call "How Close Can I Come" but I really need to stop doing that.
 
2013-05-23 06:17:11 PM
Has anyone mentioned Pulp Fiction yet?
 
2013-05-23 08:01:12 PM
The fun part is that, now, she'll be covering far more than the fine allegedly deserved by the guy that didn't stop for pedestrians - because she's an idiot. That paint job is a hell of a lot more than a $75 ticket, and she's also going to get the bill for the court costs. Again, she's an idiot.

Yes, it's tempting to break the law in order to appease your sense of judgement. No, it's not a good idea.
 
2013-05-23 08:03:22 PM

Rex Kramer - Danger Seeker: I hate jaywalkers and it seems like the problem has gotten worse in recent years. I like to play a game I call "How Close Can I Come" but I really need to stop doing that.


Pedestrians forget about the rules all the time. I'm just happy that my state typically doesn't charge the driver for accidentally killing a pedestrian due to jaywalking, if the death was clearly because of the jaywalking.

Is the short stroll to the crosswalk more effort than your life's worth? If so, please feel free to jaywalk. If not, follow the damned rules.
 
2013-05-23 08:04:55 PM
Heh, a know a certain Farker who would think this girl is a hero.
 
2013-05-23 08:19:09 PM
As a Floridian, I completely understand this response. I check both ways on one way streets, the people are such selfish douchebags
 
2013-05-24 06:39:14 AM
If you're lollygaggin in the crosswalk, you need to step it up.  Knees to chest, biatch, knees to chest.

Get outta my way, I gots taters to buy!
 
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