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2013-05-23 09:23:38 AM
I love morphine.
 
2013-05-23 09:33:21 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I love morphine.


Me too. Only really effective pain killer for me.
 
2013-05-23 10:27:59 AM
So which comes first, the dirt or the morphine?
 
2013-05-23 10:30:33 AM
The morphine, the better.
 
2013-05-23 10:30:50 AM
Meh. Cocaine is much better. It don't lie, it don't cheat.
 
2013-05-23 10:32:46 AM
Well it is a Cure for Pain.
 
2013-05-23 10:35:03 AM
Seriously, if this can prevent morphine addiction it will be the biggest advance in painkillers since, well, morphine.
 
zez
2013-05-23 10:36:35 AM
 
2013-05-23 10:39:12 AM
Well, I'm trying, but the CD is just getting kinda gross with pus and I'm not feeling any different.
 
2013-05-23 10:39:26 AM
I loooove morphine
 
2013-05-23 10:40:06 AM
It's like swimming.
 
2013-05-23 10:41:26 AM
Flintstones Chewable Morphine?
 
2013-05-23 10:41:54 AM
Well "The Night" is a great song... too bad about Sandman.
 
2013-05-23 10:43:34 AM
Ultra-rare applying-stuff-to-wounds trifecta now in play.
 
2013-05-23 10:43:54 AM
About 12 years ago I was at the Grand Canyon north rim when I had a kidney stone. They gave me morphine til I got to the hospital. Hell, I was ready to hike to the hospital after that shot. I told the ranger there I think morphine should be in the rooms inside a break glass in case of emergency box.

\and it's all-natural to boot
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 10:48:43 AM

enry: Well it is a Cure for Pain.


Yes, Yes, Yes.
 
2013-05-23 10:49:04 AM

enry: Well it is a Cure for Pain.


Dammit!
 
2013-05-23 10:50:15 AM
The Gold Standard, and a little mercy for anyone dying of cancer.
 
2013-05-23 10:50:58 AM

JNowe: enry: Well it is a Cure for Pain.

Dammit!


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2013-05-23 10:56:58 AM
Morphine is Bueno Bueno Bueno
 
2013-05-23 10:57:01 AM
where do i sign up the medical testing?
 
2013-05-23 11:05:24 AM
Morphine: Apply directly to the wound. Morphine: Apply directly to the wound. Morphine: Apply directly to the wound

Subby, I HATE your headline. But I LOVE your product (morphine).
 
2013-05-23 11:10:05 AM

Metaluna Mutant: About 12 years ago I was at the Grand Canyon north rim when I had a kidney stone. They gave me morphine til I got to the hospital. Hell, I was ready to hike to the hospital after that shot. I told the ranger there I think morphine should be in the rooms inside a break glass in case of emergency box.

\and it's all-natural to boot


Back in '94, I had a stone the size of...a gnat's ass. Little bugger had me on the floor, crying like a baby. After the Md's dicked around with muscle relaxers and a baby dose of Demerol, they brought out the big guns. Morphine with Phenergran. There's nothing like it. I'm pretty sure I was molecularly bonded to the gurney cushion. Good times.
 
2013-05-23 11:10:48 AM
Mighty Morphine Power Rangers to the rescue:
th08.deviantart.net
 
2013-05-23 11:11:43 AM

DGS: enry: Well it is a Cure for Pain.

Yes, Yes, Yes.


Buena, buena, buena.

/Good, good, good
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:18:58 AM

Pontious Pilates: DGS: enry: Well it is a Cure for Pain.

Yes, Yes, Yes.

Buena, buena, buena.

/Good, good, good


I've always known you were incredibly bright.
 
2013-05-23 11:25:49 AM
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Self-administering morphine? Now that's Deep!
 
2013-05-23 11:26:01 AM

DGS: Pontious Pilates: DGS: enry: Well it is a Cure for Pain.

Yes, Yes, Yes.

Buena, buena, buena.

/Good, good, good

I've always known you were incredibly bright.


Well, I did do it all in spite of you.
 
2013-05-23 11:29:51 AM
Applying to the wound doesn't change the way morphine works.

The "space aged polymer" will still have to release morphine (or any other narcotic) into the bloodstream to work.
 
2013-05-23 11:30:39 AM
Just listened to Ned's Atomic Dustbin and some Morphine.......RIP slide-bass-man....

/yes....I know I am old....
 
2013-05-23 11:39:54 AM

DGS: Pontious Pilates: DGS: enry: Well it is a Cure for Pain.

Yes, Yes, Yes.

Buena, buena, buena.

/Good, good, good

I've always known you were incredibly bright.


Candlelight, red wine, a Caesar salad...
 
2013-05-23 11:42:02 AM
Morphine makes me sick :(
So do Opiate based painkillers like Codeine.
...and most general anesthesia.


/learned to live with a lot of pain
//thank goodness Novocaine is still ok
 
2013-05-23 11:47:46 AM
i see Morphine references are covered.  I had a phase of listening to them when I was driving and I'd stop and get some french fries and ask for extra packets of pepper just because of that song.  just queued up I Know You while typing this, in fact.  broke my heart to hear about Mark Sandman but the man died on stage and if ya gotta go then go out in style, man.  I still have my copy of The Twinemen.

and I spent some time in the hospital just after a transplant and they put me on a morphine drip with my own little button injector for times when the drip wasnt enough.  that was pretty sweet.  as awesome as that drug is it had its limits.  some pains it couldnt cure but damn it was great most of the time.  i even got the pill form to take home for a few weeks.  i knew 3 or 4 future pill heads that were trying to get me to sell them but i said no.  i wanted them all to myself, haha.  now its just ibuprofen and the like but yes, it was a good cure for pain.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:47:56 AM

Pontious Pilates: DGS: Pontious Pilates: DGS: enry: Well it is a Cure for Pain.

Yes, Yes, Yes.

Buena, buena, buena.

/Good, good, good

I've always known you were incredibly bright.

Well, I did do it all in spite of you.


That's fair. I had my chance and I let it go.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-05-23 11:48:45 AM

theorellior: DGS: Pontious Pilates: DGS: enry: Well it is a Cure for Pain.

Yes, Yes, Yes.

Buena, buena, buena.

/Good, good, good

I've always known you were incredibly bright.

Candlelight, red wine, a Caesar salad...


/embracing the tranquility
 
2013-05-23 11:54:33 AM
This sounds awesome.  Right now all I can do is block with local anesthetics (which might get you 8hrs), or place an infusion catheter, which I have to manage.  I would love to have something like this.  Of course, I'm a vet, so it will probably become affordable right around the time I retire.
 
2013-05-23 11:56:32 AM

DGS: Pontious Pilates: DGS: Pontious Pilates: DGS: enry: Well it is a Cure for Pain.

Yes, Yes, Yes.

Buena, buena, buena.

/Good, good, good

I've always known you were incredibly bright.

Well, I did do it all in spite of you.

That's fair. I had my chance and I let it go.


Of course, I said I couldn't and of course we know that's wrong.
 
2013-05-23 12:00:13 PM

Broktun: Applying to the wound doesn't change the way morphine works.

The "space aged polymer" will still have to release morphine (or any other narcotic) into the bloodstream to work.


Wrong.
 
2013-05-23 12:02:10 PM
I really love morphine.
 
2013-05-23 12:10:23 PM
for some odd reason, morphine doesn't affect me at all...in the past, demerol has been much much much more effective....weird.
 
2013-05-23 12:19:23 PM
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2013-05-23 12:27:15 PM
Subby

   You could try the Flintstones Chewable Morphine.

Bart
 
2013-05-23 01:42:53 PM

zez: Morphine?


Early to bed and early to rise makes a man or woman miss out on the night life.
 
2013-05-23 02:25:28 PM
So they added an opiate to those breath strips? This is the science that comes from legalizing pot.
 
2013-05-23 02:50:44 PM
Awesome - time for some Louis CK  - MORPHINE SUPPOSITORIES
 
2013-05-23 03:02:55 PM
oh yeah
Awesome - time for some Louis CK  - MORPHINE SUPPOSITORIES
 
2013-05-23 03:33:30 PM
Love Morphine, really miss Sandman..... R.I.P.
 
2013-05-23 05:55:21 PM
Fun fact: the corner of Mass Avenue and Brookline St in Cambridge, right next to the Middle East club, is named "Mark Sandman Square".
 
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