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(Sun News Network)   Amidst allegations that he smokes crack, the Mayor of Toronto has been fired. FARK: As high school football coach   (sunnewsnetwork.ca ) divider line 29
    More: Followup, Toronto, Mr. Ford, high school football coach, mayors, York University, allegations  
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2013-05-23 10:04:31 AM  
I never even knew that Canadians gave a shiat about football.
 
2013-05-23 10:06:31 AM  

Mixolydian Master: I never even knew that Canadians gave a shiat about football.


I never knew Canadians had feet.
 
2013-05-23 10:06:41 AM  
We don't give a shiat about varsity sports in general.
 
2013-05-23 10:10:57 AM  
But does he suck dick for weed?
 
2013-05-23 10:11:28 AM  
I heard he was talking shiat about Donnie Brasco.  Fark him, I love that movie!
 
2013-05-23 10:14:18 AM  

Mixolydian Master: I never even knew that Canadians gave a shiat about football.


We don't
 
2013-05-23 10:14:38 AM  
Did you know if you were caught and you were smoking crack
McDonald's wouldn't even want to take you back
You could always just run for mayor of D.C. Toronto
 
2013-05-23 10:19:30 AM  
I blame the Maple Leafs...

Losing game 7 in Boston drove him to The Pipe
 
2013-05-23 10:20:57 AM  

Oldiron_79: But does he suck dick for weed?


Gah!

My eyes! There's an image that won't go away.
 
2013-05-23 10:21:30 AM  
Well now he'll have more time for being mayor and smoking crack....
 
2013-05-23 10:23:10 AM  
biatch set him up?
media.npr.org
 
2013-05-23 10:23:42 AM  
This cracks me up.
 
2013-05-23 10:30:54 AM  
i don't know why you guys are making fun of him. he's single handedly solving the crack problem. by smoking it all himself.

now that's how you win a war on drugs.
 
2013-05-23 10:35:03 AM  

coscausticevil: i don't know why you guys are making fun of him. he's single handedly solving the crack problem. by smoking it all himself.

now that's how you win a war on drugs.


Perfect.

Next up "The Rob Ford Battle on Obeisity"

Step one: "Imma eat it all"
Step two: "None for you"
 
2013-05-23 10:38:57 AM  

Sad Rob Ford is sad.

i.imgur.com

 
2013-05-23 10:41:57 AM  
Or perhaps a crack pipe bowl. Whatever.

i169.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-23 10:52:45 AM  
When the xtians toss you under the team bus ...
 
2013-05-23 10:54:24 AM  
Ford fumbled that one.
 
2013-05-23 11:12:14 AM  
I'm saying his obesity counts in his favour in this case. You ever met a skinny crack-head?
 
2013-05-23 11:13:16 AM  
Obese crack-head, I mean. Derp.
 
2013-05-23 11:16:39 AM  
The funny part is that they didn't fire him for the crack, it was for calling his players ghetto rats.  He may also have eaten a few of them.
 
2013-05-23 11:34:28 AM  
www.calgarygrit.ca

They look like they would make the HAPPIEST gay couple.
 
2013-05-23 12:49:14 PM  

Nurglitch: I'm saying his obesity counts in his favour in this case


Sadly, that is a myth, sorry.
 
2013-05-23 04:49:51 PM  

Mixolydian Master: I never even knew that Canadians gave a shiat about football.


As if.

If Canadians gave a damn about football they wouldn't let the Mayor of Toronto be a coach. Although there have been a few exceptions, Mayors of Toronto are Canada's equivalent of Mayors of New York City.

The job requirements are to be tactless, crazy, ridiculous and an attention whore. Being gay or totally corrupt is optional but will settle the election in the event of a tie.
 
2013-05-23 04:54:04 PM  

The_Fuzz: [www.calgarygrit.ca image 300x183]

They look like they would make the HAPPIEST gay couple.


Good idea.

We will take it under advisement.

My fellow Canadians, let us lobby the Government to pass an Act of Parliament obliging Stephen Harper, PM, MP, PC, and Mayor Ford, Fat Dick, to gay-marry.

You know that was the whole point of gay marriage all along.
 
2013-05-23 04:59:22 PM  
Remember Mayor Mel Lastman?

What was he on?

I'm no expert on drugs, but judging from how hyper he was, I'd have to say his sinuses were packed with coke.

Any ex-druggies or hipsters with suggestions?

What about Mayor Drapeau? He must have been stoned on something.

He kept seeing Giant White Elephants. The man was a visionary, or at least hallucinating.
 
2013-05-23 10:20:42 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-24 02:15:22 AM  

Mixolydian Master: I never even knew that Canadians gave a shiat about football.


Ottawans certainly don't and after two bankrupt teams I have no idea why they are bringing in another.

cfl.uploads.mrx.ca
 
2013-05-24 09:33:28 AM  
I live in a city 2 hours down the highway from Toronto (London) and we LOVE Mayor Ford. Our own mayor is facing fraud charges and other allegations so this Ford crack thing is a wonderful distraction...
 
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