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(   Pro tip: If you are planning to shoplift make sure your pants aren't going to fall down when you're making a run for it. Wearing underwear is a good idea too, ma'am   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, shoplifting, Kristie Asplin  
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2013-05-23 02:04:21 PM  
Maybe she was trying to steal underwear?
2013-05-23 02:06:33 PM  
The only thieves we catch are the dumb ones.
2013-05-23 02:10:04 PM  
A friend is a retired cop. He LOVED it when fashion trends dictated baggy, sagging pants and shoes with lights in the heels.

Made chasing ghetto rats down dark alleys so much easier.
2013-05-23 02:10:44 PM  
That is an extremely hard looking 34 year old...
2013-05-23 02:12:36 PM  
By that, I mean she looks 50.
2013-05-23 02:13:52 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen.
2013-05-23 02:20:01 PM  
Came for photo of perp.

Don't people have cell-phones cameras anymore?
2013-05-23 02:21:59 PM  
Maybe stealing in general is a bad idea.
2013-05-23 02:22:11 PM  
I haven't been that desperate since 1984. And I was in the middle of puberty, for chrssake.
2013-05-23 02:32:19 PM  
Was she shoplifting celery?

/obscure?  GIS "Art Frahm"
//you're welcome
2013-05-23 02:36:00 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Maybe she was trying to steal underwear?

It's a lot easier to get them from the neighbors clothes line or the local laundry mat. The clothes line is best because it's easier to grab the colors you like.
2013-05-23 02:37:10 PM  
No mugshot in TFA, so I can only say I would be willing to view the bum of the pictured propriator.

/I think, on mobile
2013-05-23 02:44:40 PM  
looking like a fool, indeed
2013-05-23 02:47:36 PM  

dv-ous: The only thieves we catch are the dumb ones.

that's not true

sometimes it just takes a while

& sometimes you just get lucky

& sometimes even the bad thieves get away with it

circle of life or something
2013-05-23 02:51:53 PM
2013-05-23 07:56:57 PM  
I be flabbergasted.
2013-05-24 03:28:41 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: I be flabbergasted.

What does that mean?
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