basemetal: This circus is exactly why no team wants him.
PC LOAD LETTER: Pray for a better throwing arm, next time, you grandstanding douchenozzle.
I sound fat: Higher passer rating than Jay Cutler last year.
I sound fat: PC LOAD LETTER: Pray for a better throwing arm, next time, you grandstanding douchenozzle.Higher passer rating than Jay Cutler last year.Just sayin.
JohnBigBootay: I sound fat: PC LOAD LETTER: Pray for a better throwing arm, next time, you grandstanding douchenozzle.Higher passer rating than Jay Cutler last year.Just sayin.That information seems, I don't know... 'completely worthless', 'intentionally misleading' maybe, or 'wilfully ignorant' comes to mind without mentioning that Cutler probably threw more passes in the first quarter of the first game than tebow threw all year long. Bonus - 39 passing yards on the year./I know, I know. But sure as you say something like that Norris and his ilk will be repeating it with no irony.
Nobodyn0se: As a Texans fan, I'm all for this.
imnotthefiveo: Chuck Norris wears Tim Tebow undies.
REO-Weedwagon: I still don't get why the Cowboys haven't signed him. It seems like he'd fit right in there with that circus. Jerry Jones is nothing but a cheap carnival barker, so hell why not?
MyEnamine: Name one. Single. NFL. Quarterback. Name one who has a worse throwing arm than Tebow. Don't worry. I'll wait.
TrainingWheelsNeeded: /threadjackwatching "Serenity" last night, until my Time Warner Cable connection crapped the bed, I noticed that Nathan Fillon and Tim Tebow look similar, and that I, a hetero-sexual male, find something appealing about both of their faces. Something about their nose and nostrils, maybe even cheek bones, at once all parts neanderthal, animalistic and royal./end threadjack
elguerodiablo: I'm suprised the NFL hasn't "persuaded" a team to sign him. 50 million in jersey sales is a nice chunk of change even to billionaires.
Super Chronic: I really hope the Jaguars sign Tebow. It's not like they're winning anything this year anyway. So give him the reins to a bad team and watch them have the worst record in the NFL; by midseason we'll be hearing the highly improbable chant of "Gabbert! Gabbert!". Then they can draft a real quarterback next year and we can wash our hands of this nonsense once and for all.
WTF Indeed: basemetal: This circus is exactly why no team wants him.So you're saying he'll be a Raider just year?
js34603: Why stop here? What do other has beens who have become right wing nut cases think about Tebow? Someone get Victoria Jackson or Dennis Miller on the line!I love how all the Tebowners football knowledge seems to extend inly to things like his "natural leadership" and his ability to "will his team to wins" or other such nonsense. I never see any of them mention his ability to throw a 20 yard out or audible out of a play against bad coverage or make a back shoulder throw against man coverage on the outside.It's almost like they are more concerned with some other chracteristic about Tebow than his actual football skill and so have to use generic and nonquantifiable arguments as support for his quarterbacking./I too have the heart of a champion Chuck, tell Jacksonville to give me my shot at QB...//otherwise, 1000 years of darkness
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