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(Yahoo)   Man sues stripper for reckless dancing   ( divider line
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8939 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Nov 2001 at 12:53 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-29 12:55:20 PM  
I often strip for reckless dancing.
2001-11-29 12:55:58 PM  
i remeber about a year ago there was a man that sues a stripper for injuring his neck my hitting his head with her boobies. I am going to see if I can find anything baout it.
2001-11-29 12:55:59 PM  
I just submitted this off of a different source (CNN). You farkers beat me to it!
2001-11-29 12:56:27 PM  
Damn, he got shoed in the honker. I was hoping for one of those big boobie slap injury stories
2001-11-29 12:58:27 PM  
Hmmmm....., you HAVE to be sitting in 'Pervert's Row' to get kicked in the noggin from a 'pole dance'....

Shut up and take one for the team, PERVERT !!!!!!!!!!!
2001-11-29 01:00:00 PM  
"Greg Bonnett is seeking unspecified damages from the Barnet Motor Inn"

Barnet Motor Inn??! Can you just strip anywhere in Canada?!
Note to self: Go on ski trip to Canada, stay at Barnet Motor Inn.
2001-11-29 01:00:28 PM  
REAL REMON: LMAO. You hit the nail on the head (pun intended). That's the best part about goin to those joints...the fine display of nude athleticism!
2001-11-29 01:01:19 PM  
here is is.
2001-11-29 01:02:11 PM  
Well that didn't work.
just cut and paste. lash381.htm
2001-11-29 01:02:16 PM  
Wow this dude most have really been trying to get a close look. Just think of all the lap dances he could have gotten with the money spent fixing his nose. Hey there's the solution Free lap dances for life!
2001-11-29 01:02:38 PM  
Where the hell was his nose.......probably where it shouldn't have been?
2001-11-29 01:04:14 PM  
Was she a fat chick from the other post?
2001-11-29 01:04:16 PM  
Gee, we pay extra for that in here in Vegas.
2001-11-29 01:04:27 PM  
I bet if she would have fallen off the stage into his lap he wouldn't have called it "reckless dancing"
2001-11-29 01:06:05 PM  
Too many people are dancing recklessly instead of concentrating on their relationship with jesus.
2001-11-29 01:07:37 PM  
JIGGS: Isnt that chick (Tawny Peaks) the same chick that was on the man show or something smashing cans with her boobies?
2001-11-29 01:08:44 PM  
this isn't as bad as that case where the guy sued the stripper for injuring him with her breasts..which I see a few people have mentioned. It even made it to peoples court. Pretty funny
2001-11-29 01:08:59 PM  
Next he is suing penthouse for not posting warnings about mastaurbation and sight loss - maybe thats why he was sitting so close to the stage in the first place
2001-11-29 01:11:34 PM  
11-29-01 01:04:27 PM Vtgoddess
I bet if she would have fallen off the stage into his lap he wouldn't have called it "reckless dancing"

If she fell on his wanker would that be rape?

2001-11-29 01:11:49 PM  
Whoa... sounds like this one dancer at a strip club I sometimes go to. Half the time, she doesn't even really dance and just does these weird pseudo-karate kicks really close to customers' faces, and pretends to punch them and stuff. They still tip her anyway.
2001-11-29 01:14:07 PM  
Pictures! We Want Pictures! What was he looking at when this happened? What does she look like? What does what he was looking at look like!
2001-11-29 01:15:33 PM  
I heard Jesus partied with ass-kicking ho's.
2001-11-29 01:15:54 PM  
It's my guess that if you're face is over the edge of the stage, you're in danger of this kind of thing. Quit putting your face past the stage!!

People like this just have no strip club etiquette. If you want a closer look, buy a lapdance.


2001-11-29 01:19:39 PM  
Whoa... sounds like this one dancer at a strip club I sometimes go to.

you impress me more and more everyday......
2001-11-29 01:21:37 PM  
JOHNDX: Just as long as she didn't break it!!!
2001-11-29 01:24:10 PM  
2001-11-29 01:25:37 PM  
I saw the bouncer break a guys nose for climbing ON the stage once.
2001-11-29 01:27:53 PM  
Pics! I want pics! (of the stripper you sick-o's)

I would hate to see you go to one of those clubs alone. If you ever need someone to go with, please let me know. I'll even spot you $10 in ... $1's. (Chicks at strip clubs are cooooool.)
2001-11-29 01:28:17 PM  
Greg Bonnett...

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2001-11-29 01:28:35 PM  
This happened a year ago and he's just getting around to filing a lawsuit now. Whazzup wid dat?
2001-11-29 01:29:36 PM  
In other news, the plaintiff was recently hospitalized with a severe injury to his tongue, which was pierced by the high heel of a stripper's shoe. The man claims that the stripper was negligent in avoiding his tongue, which was hanging out of his mouth, laying on the edge of the stage.
2001-11-29 01:31:00 PM  
Would you ever want to go to a strip club with your girlfriedn? I went once w/ my old boyfriend. I think I was more into it then he was.
2001-11-29 01:32:29 PM  
I remember playing waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up north on tour with my band(near Thunder Bay, Ontario), and the bar had hired a stripper to perform between sets. This was just a regular bar. Strange.....
2001-11-29 01:33:15 PM  
i saw erik estrada last night in the local ralphs, leather, chest, wig and strutting, didn't fit well with the shopping trolley.
2001-11-29 01:34:44 PM  
I would flike to offer the same invitation to you as I did to CandyPink.
2001-11-29 01:37:25 PM  
Better yet, let's all three of us go together!
2001-11-29 01:38:55 PM  

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2001-11-29 01:40:45 PM  
Why is this 'asinine'? She kicked him in the head and fractured his nose. Obviously, she didn't give him a free lapdance or handjob afterwards. So, now, he's gotta sue.
2001-11-29 01:42:06 PM  
Mmm_boobies: Can I come to?
2001-11-29 01:45:36 PM  
That stripper was just one of the Icy Hot Stuntaz biznitches stone cold bustin a sucka
2001-11-29 01:47:06 PM  
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2001-11-29 01:47:32 PM  
Let's Go!
2001-11-29 01:48:11 PM  
I lived in Canada for awhile. They have the best strip clubs! Especially in Toronto.

Give me some ones!!
2001-11-29 01:50:23 PM  
Abso-fvckin-lutely. Any and all farkettes that want to go to a strip club with me are more than welcome. When? Where?
2001-11-29 01:55:16 PM  
This Bonnett guy's a total puss. If you want to read a sad story about a dude getting dinged in a strip club (also way up north), read what happened to this poor schmuck Mark Sims. He's now short one ball thanks to some stripper biatch and a local doctor.
2001-11-29 01:56:30 PM  
2001-11-29 01:57:32 PM  
I go to the strip club all the time with my girlfriend. It's pretty fun. Especially when all the lonely guys are looking over in awe because my girl is into girls.
2001-11-29 02:08:04 PM  
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2001-11-29 02:08:07 PM  
For my bachelor party my friends dragged me onto the stage and all the strippers did this thing where they all do nasty stuff to you and take some of your clothes.

They hurt my lap by bouncing on it so much.

But I didn't complain.

not a peep.

I concur with mmm_boobies. Girls going to strip clubs are cool. We took our waitress from dinner with us.
2001-11-29 02:10:56 PM  
FreddieMiles1 it's asinine cause I submitted it and thought he was a dumbass for suing. Them's the breaks.
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