PNG becomes GIF, Oswald's keyboard player honored by the Dallas PD, and Marcus Bachmann finds happiness: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/12 - 5/18
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Lots of fun headlines this week. Enjoy.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-05-12 to Sat 2013-05-18:
Man pronounced dead at hospital after falling from 14th century tower in an odd case involving either a time tunnel or history's slowest ambulance driver
42% of Americans have an unfavorable view of hipsters. Subby had an unfavorable view of them before it was mainstream
Media blackout of the Gosnell trial continues unabated as every news source on the internet reports the guilty verdict
Oswald's keyboard player honored by Dallas PD, is still alive
Lesbian couple blocked from renting home on Isle of Man, should have gone to Lesbos instead
PNG becomes GIF
Fyrmyn called to Welsh flood rescues
Boy, that escalated quickly
Feds asking for public help to find predators, though they admit sometimes it's hard because they turn invisible
North Korea launches three missiles into the Sea of Japan, declares victory over water
Mount Pavlof erupts in Alaska. Just the thought makes me drool
Silicon Valley tech giants pledge $30 million to bring Super Bowl 50 to the Bay Area. Finally, Raiders fans will get to see what an actual Super Bowl looks like
Chris Kluwe will soon be a Raider, which is great, because now I can pitch my new buddy cop show, "Warcraft and Seabass" to Fox
The FDA could appeal to terminate a court rule against the Morning After Pill age limit, but they need to do it before it attaches itself to law
The Earth's core speeds up and slows down completely out of sync with the rest of earth...creating bad sci fi plots with nuclear bombs and laser trains
NASA places planet-hunting telescope Kepler in "safe mode". Would boot to diagnostic partition if only someone could hit F12 fast enough
"Stepford Wives" director Bryan Forbes dies at age 86. Death announced at a private men's club in Connecticut
Vin Diesel says that "Facebook owes me billions of dollars." Or maybe he said "baseball omen been McDonald's." I don't know
Kanye West's expensive sports car is crushed by the two enormous swinging gates guarding the entrance to Kim Kardashian's private sanctuary. This headline is not a metaphor
Marcus Bachmann can finally find happiness
Journalists are PISSED at the DoJ. How pissed? They are *so* pissed, they may actually start doing real reporting on the subject
Florida mayoral candidate who claimed to have been endorsed by Jesus Christ finishes dead last in election. I haven't seen a Floridian endorsed by Christ fail this badly since Tim Tebow
Intel loses ground as the world's top chip company, now only slightly ahead of Samsung, Qualcomm, Frito-Lay
Pharmaceutical manufacturer agrees to a $500 million penalty for impure drugs. Profit margin on the drugs now falls to a perilously low 250%
Burger King introduces their rival to the McRib. Even the people at Taco Bell are afraid to ask what it's made of
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