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(Daily Mail)   New thinga-ma-hooey keeps people from being abusive and neglecting their beer   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 71
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2013-05-22 09:12:05 PM
I don't care about keeping the beer cold, but if they could make something big enough to help keep an opened growler from going flat, I'd be quite grateful.
 
2013-05-22 09:20:16 PM
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2013-05-22 09:23:15 PM
Wait, beer gets warm?
 
2013-05-22 09:24:17 PM
That's not going to be used for it's intended purpose.
 
2013-05-22 09:25:25 PM
available at medical supply outlets for all you f'n nurses.
 
2013-05-22 09:25:26 PM
Shouldn't that be "Good news everybody....blah, blah blah, blah" ?
/Just sayin'
//sorry
 
2013-05-22 09:26:21 PM
If your beer is getting warm while you drink it, maybe you don't care for beer.
 
2013-05-22 09:29:28 PM
Try explaining to your friends why you keep putting a shiny metal dildo in your beer. I'll just tough it out with potentially warm beer instead.
 
2013-05-22 09:30:04 PM
But...that impedes the rapid drinking of it.
 
2013-05-22 09:30:22 PM
30 bucks for a butt plug full of of freezable gel?
30 bucks for more beer?

decisions, decisions.
 
2013-05-22 09:34:43 PM

whatshisname: 30 bucks for a butt plug full of of freezable gel?
30 bucks for more beer?

decisions, decisions.


Never underestimate the power of a freezable butt plug...
/Wait wut?
 
2013-05-22 09:37:18 PM
$30 to keep a beer cold longer? Here is a thought: stop holding the bottle all the time if you are not planning to drink. Anything which one might consume over an hour should not be kept extremely cold, and anything which should be extremely cold, say a simple session beer in summer months, are easily drinkable.
 
2013-05-22 09:38:29 PM
'The Chillsner was created because there is nothing worse than drinking warm beer."

yes, there is - drinking cold beer too slowly.
 
2013-05-22 09:39:49 PM
My beer is only warm when I can't wait the time it takes to chill after getting home from buying it. Thanks though!

/alcoholic
 
2013-05-22 09:41:11 PM

DuudeStanky: Try explaining to your friends why you keep putting a shiny metal dildo in your beer. I'll just tough it out with potentially warm beer instead.


You can only do it once; farking thing thaws in 45 minutes and takes 90 to refreeze.

Would a warm beer foam up if you stuck cold dildo in it?
 
2013-05-22 09:41:14 PM

DubtodaIll: That's not going to be used for it's intended purpose.


Nope. The ones that hang in a pitcher have been around for a long time. We called them chill-does.
 
2013-05-22 09:41:24 PM
FTFA: "The writer promised that neither he nor any friend wouldn't set foot ever again in the Samads' backyard."

So, he promised he'd set foot in their backyard again?
 
2013-05-22 09:41:33 PM
Dammit, that isn't how beer is supposed to be. A good beer is like violence: Domestic.
 
2013-05-22 09:41:39 PM

BarkingUnicorn: 'The Chillsner was created because there is nothing worse than drinking warm beer."

yes, there is - drinking cold beer too slowly.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
: )
 
2013-05-22 09:42:06 PM
The beer I really like, when I am feeling flush and buy fancy beer, tastes better to me when it's not ice cold. I drink it before it's room temperature but the flavor blooms as it warms.

Double Diamond
Moose Drool
Chimay
etc etc

/Impending sequestration furlough belt-tightening sucks
 
2013-05-22 09:42:11 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: DubtodaIll: That's not going to be used for it's intended purpose.

Nope. The ones that hang in a pitcher have been around for a long time. We called them chill-does.


God, I hated those farking things.
 
2013-05-22 09:42:49 PM

MisterLoki: If your beer is getting warm while you drink it, maybe you don't care for beer.


If your beer needs to be cold to enjoy, it isn't really beer.

Also people who drink Bud Light may as well just use ice cubes.
 
2013-05-22 09:42:55 PM
can somebody help me remember if there was a quantum computing thread today that seems to have disappeared?

or did it?

schrodinger's thread?
 
2013-05-22 09:43:21 PM

DubtodaIll: That's not going to be used for it's intended purpose.


This
 
2013-05-22 09:44:11 PM

untaken_name: FTFA: "The writer promised that neither he nor any friend wouldn't set foot ever again in the Samads' backyard."

So, he promised he'd set foot in their backyard again?


Ok, wrong thread, but it's because of beer.

/still the wrong thread
 
2013-05-22 09:44:13 PM

freetomato: The beer I really like, when I am feeling flush and buy fancy beer, tastes better to me when it's not ice cold. I drink it before it's room temperature but the flavor blooms as it warms.


My favorite, Weyerbacher Insanity, is impressive with the range of flavors which show as the temperature changes.
 
2013-05-22 09:45:35 PM
The Drew Foundaton--finding loving homes for abused and neglected beers since 1954.

What?

Oh, sorry.

The Drew Foundaton--finding loving homes for abused and neglected bears since 1954.
 
2013-05-22 09:45:49 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: BarkingUnicorn: 'The Chillsner was created because there is nothing worse than drinking warm beer."

yes, there is - drinking cold beer too slowly.


: )


Bravo.

When the beer hits too warm to drink, just down it.
 
2013-05-22 09:49:28 PM
Don't the Brits drink their beer fairly warm?  Why is this a dailyfail link?
 
2013-05-22 09:52:18 PM
The best reason to keep your beer ice cold is that it decreases the taste and aroma of crappy beer. Shiner Bock for instance should be served ice cold.
With Coors Light, it doesn't matter, hell you could put ice in it and it wouldn't matter.
Pilsners should be served cold but not ice cold. Something around low 50s F is good for most decent beers.
 
2013-05-22 09:56:13 PM
What a F*ckin' ripoff !!!
 
2013-05-22 09:56:39 PM
Kim Miller, from Corkcicle, said: 'The Chillsner was created because there is nothing worse than drinking warm beer.

How about if your father, unable to cope with his gambling addiction, loses your family's savings and home. Then frustrated with his despicable life, he shoots your mother in the face with a shotgun, shoots the family dog, then gives a buckshot massage to the roof of his own mouth? I'd say that's a bit worse than drinking a warm beer.
 
2013-05-22 09:59:14 PM
Old homebrewer's joke.

Why is Budweiser like sex in a canoe?

Both are close to water.

bwahaha.
 
2013-05-22 09:59:26 PM

ski9600: Don't the Brits drink their beer fairly warm?  Why is this a dailyfail link?


Considering the amount of links they get, there must be some kind of corporate sponsorship. Or backroom deal. Or quid pro quo.

/something something money
 
2013-05-22 10:00:00 PM

freetomato: Old homebrewer's joke.

Why is Budweiser like sex in a canoe?

Both are close to water.

bwahaha.


Because they're both f*cking close to water.
 
2013-05-22 10:03:12 PM

freetomato: Old homebrewer's joke.

Why is Budweiser like sex in a canoe?

Both are close to water.

bwahaha.


You missed one important word on the punch line. Rhymes with "trucking".
 
2013-05-22 10:06:17 PM
Only cretins drink beer out of the bottle...
 
2013-05-22 10:09:28 PM
Meh. Warm beer, cold beer. Cheep beer, pricy beer.

Beer is beer. It's a drug, not a delicacy. I drink it to make the bad thoughts go away long enough to fall asleep. And only when I'm out of the hard stuff.

And, when I run out of beer, I start eyeballing the mouthwash.

www.mytimewaster.com
 
2013-05-22 10:10:06 PM

LZeitgeist: Only cretins drink beer out of the bottle...


True. Those big plastic cups allow you to drink much faster.
 
2013-05-22 10:10:49 PM
Stoopid idea!
I ain't spending no $30 to keep one bottle of beer cold. A person would have to keep 3 or 4 of em in rotation.
My bottle cozy works just fine,  thank you!  It keeps my beer plenty cold in the 15 minutes it takes to drink one on a hot day. That one hot day that we get, it's called summer here in Minnesota.
 
2013-05-22 10:13:48 PM
<B>Subby</B>, that's not a thinga-ma-hooey. Clearly, it's a whatchamaboodle.

Sheesh.
 
2013-05-22 10:17:32 PM

freetomato: Old homebrewer's joke.

Why is Budweiser like sex in a canoe?

Both are close to water.

bwahaha.


Any home brewer who misses the actual punchline of that joke should stop drinking beer. As pointed out above, it's farking close to water. Without the farking, what's the point of saying it's like sex in a canoe?
 
2013-05-22 10:22:41 PM
The correct answer is: if your beer needs to be that cold for you to enjoy it you are drinking the wrong beer.
 
2013-05-22 10:25:17 PM
www.rightrockclothingco.com
$30 for the new fangled whatjamacallit or $5.99 for this tried and tested product
 
2013-05-22 10:26:06 PM
The point got across without the vulgarity, no?

Get off my lawn. And leave good beer.
 
2013-05-22 10:37:08 PM

BarkingUnicorn: 'The Chillsner was created because there is nothing worse than drinking warm beer."

yes, there is - drinking cold beer too slowly.


Actually many german beers are quite tasty at room temps - its just shiatty mass produced American pisswater that tastes shiatty when warm.
 
2013-05-22 10:43:17 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: whatshisname: 30 bucks for a butt plug full of of freezable gel?
30 bucks for more beer?

decisions, decisions.

Never underestimate the power of a freezable butt plug...
/Wait wut?


Now that you've given me that image, dearie, it will never leave.

/clearing my June schedule

//how YOU doin' ?
 
2013-05-22 10:46:47 PM

DuudeStanky: Try explaining to your friends why you keep putting a shiny metal dildo in your beer. I'll just tough it out with potentially warm beer instead.


I'm glad I'm not so insecure I worry about what other people think about what I use to keep my beer cold.
 
2013-05-22 10:49:09 PM

voodoomedic: tinfoil-hat maggie: whatshisname: 30 bucks for a butt plug full of of freezable gel?
30 bucks for more beer?

decisions, decisions.

Never underestimate the power of a freezable butt plug...
/Wait wut?

Now that you've given me that image, dearie, it will never leave.

/clearing my June schedule

//how YOU doin' ?


I have my moments : )
 
2013-05-22 10:50:36 PM

ciberido: DuudeStanky: Try explaining to your friends why you keep putting a shiny metal dildo in your beer. I'll just tough it out with potentially warm beer instead.

I'm glad I'm not so insecure I worry about what other people think about what I use to keep my beer cold.


Wait I thought this thread was about freezable butt plugs
/Sorry, my bad....
 
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