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(Mediabistro)   Deposed Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis says his "retarded jury" should be "shot dead". Oh, his case will just sail thru the appeals process   (mediabistro.com) divider line 39
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2013-05-22 07:04:08 PM
6 votes:
Jury of his peers...
2013-05-22 07:37:26 PM
5 votes:
i996.photobucket.com
2013-05-22 06:44:25 PM
5 votes:
He should work for Amy's Baked Company
2013-05-22 06:47:12 PM
4 votes:
My top hat is off to him. He may be a creepy asshole who's provided a platform for the worst kind of attention whoring, bombarded the airwaves with sh*tty commercials that destroyed any credibility calypso music ever had, and allegedly engaged in criminal activity including filming underage girls, assault and tax evasion, but he sure knows how to make (and lose!) a buck, and by golly, that's American.
2013-05-22 07:19:32 PM
3 votes:

Anayalator: What is Girls Gone Wild?


"I want watered-down porn with all the convenience of ordering it through an infomercial."
2013-05-22 06:54:12 PM
3 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: Anayalator: What is Girls Gone Wild?

You know how your mom said she did an "art film" when she was in college? That was Girls Gone Wild...


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2013-05-22 11:19:59 PM
2 votes:

jtown: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

That face is a living meme of punchable. And you'd probably get away with it. What jury could possibly convict you?  Christ, I almost punched my monitor.  I still want to punch it and I can't even see his face any more.


Great scenario:

"Your Honor, I'm being accused of murder, but I plead justifiable homicide."
"Justifiable? You skinned the victim alive, dipped his still-living body in boiling vinegar, and threw him on a bed of red-hot carpet tacks!"
"It was Joe Francis."
[BANG] "Case dismissed."
2013-05-22 09:16:14 PM
2 votes:
His dentist overdid the teeth whitening. He looks like he's in blackface.
2013-05-22 07:56:20 PM
2 votes:
Does anyone wear douchebaggery more proudly than this louse?

Well he does have competitors for that honor

www.inc.com

www.cavemancircus.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

thedirty.com
2013-05-22 07:18:46 PM
2 votes:
is that a new thing? people having additional teeth put in their mouths?
2013-05-22 06:58:51 PM
2 votes:

DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.


www.mediabistro.com

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"
2013-05-22 06:53:09 PM
2 votes:

LazerFish: The first wave of comments by critical readers make liberal use of the D-word

So many d-words fit him, i'm not sure which one they mean



All of them except decent apply.
2013-05-22 06:52:26 PM
2 votes:
Normally I'd feel sorry for a guy who was forced at gunpoint to sodomize himself with a rubber dildo while being filmed, but I'll make an exception in his case.
2013-05-22 06:46:58 PM
2 votes:

Anayalator: What is Girls Gone Wild?


You know how your mom said she did an "art film" when she was in college? That was Girls Gone Wild...
2013-05-22 06:43:57 PM
2 votes:
I prefer the VHS tapes at Women with Low Self-Esteem.
2013-05-22 06:41:53 PM
2 votes:
Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy....
2013-05-23 09:32:41 AM
1 votes:
If the government doesn't have time to verify that illegal aliens get kicked out, how and why is he expected to make sure the girls who are willingly stripping on camera for him aren't using fake IDs? Oh noes, the pampered slut on spring break in whatever central american country was really 17 and not 18. She's still a 1%er rich slut.
2013-05-23 08:50:42 AM
1 votes:
Joe Francis is a giant douche. He is almost as big a douche as all the people criticizing him.
2013-05-23 08:39:38 AM
1 votes:
Add to the list of his crimes a wretched tan and day-glo over bleached teeth.

White teeth are nice, but they're not meant to be used as a night light.
2013-05-23 06:20:19 AM
1 votes:

Albert911emt: Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

[www.mediabistro.com image 190x284]

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"

Damn, in that pic he looks like he has waaaay too many teeth.


Maybe he's from Innsmouth...
2013-05-22 10:49:20 PM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-22 10:48:50 PM
1 votes:
www.mediabistro.com
candybarbie.files.wordpress.com
2013-05-22 08:48:15 PM
1 votes:

MeanJean: Wow. Just...wow. That's a level of douchebaggery that I thought nobody could achieve.


If you'll excuse him, he's got to be to court in 26 minutes.
2013-05-22 08:47:12 PM
1 votes:

The Flexecutioner: AdrienVeidt: RatMaster999: Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"

Isn't he some home-schooled farker's brother-in-law?

Well, at least we've found Rob Liefeld's source model.

And equally punchable, imo.

[media.comicvine.com image 200x244]

/well only a smidgen less punchable
//maybe


POUCHES

POUCHES EVERYWHERE
2013-05-22 08:44:43 PM
1 votes:
I once briefly worked in a porno shop. A man was buying a "Girls Gone Wild" DVD. I said "we have literally thousands of videos of women farking, are you confident this is what you want to go with?".
2013-05-22 08:38:40 PM
1 votes:

AdrienVeidt: The Flexecutioner: AdrienVeidt: RatMaster999: Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"

Isn't he some home-schooled farker's brother-in-law?

Well, at least we've found Rob Liefeld's source model.

And equally punchable, imo.

/well only a smidgen less punchable
//maybe

Lol, I was meaning the model he uses when drawing dudes with 78 teeth in their heads.


oh, i know, but Rob had/has an equally obnoxious ego/tan/smile/sense of entitlement.  i met him at a few comic cons over the years and he has napoleon syndrome written all over him.  he is a tiny man, haha.
2013-05-22 08:13:48 PM
1 votes:

DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.


Guy has more teeth than a great white shark.
2013-05-22 08:11:53 PM
1 votes:

RatMaster999: Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.



I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"

Isn't he some home-schooled farker's brother-in-law?


Well, at least we've found Rob Liefeld's source model.
2013-05-22 08:04:22 PM
1 votes:
What a deposed girl may look like:

2famous.tvwww.freakingnews.com
2013-05-22 07:44:52 PM
1 votes:

Skarekrough: TOSViolation: Skarekrough: Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy....

"Couldn't HAVE..."

Were you on the jury, you farking RETARD?

I'm three pints into trying to kill a keg of homebrew.....be nice.


For all intensive porpoises, you should just take it for granite that professional grammarians can and will leap on every slight of the language.
2013-05-22 07:38:23 PM
1 votes:

Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

[www.mediabistro.com image 190x284]

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"


Damn, in that pic he looks like he has waaaay too many teeth.
2013-05-22 07:29:00 PM
1 votes:

Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

www.mediabistro.com

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"


Isn't he some home-schooled farker's brother-in-law?
2013-05-22 07:24:39 PM
1 votes:
Well of COURSE he points fingers at everyone else.  That's the American way.  For years, lawyers have been telling us that nothing is our fault.  Someone/Something else is to blame.
2013-05-22 07:13:05 PM
1 votes:

Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

[www.mediabistro.com image 190x284]

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"


I feel confident in saying that man has way more than 32 teeth.
2013-05-22 07:02:47 PM
1 votes:

TOSViolation: Skarekrough: Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy....

"Couldn't HAVE..."

Were you on the jury, you farking RETARD?


I'm three pints into trying to kill a keg of homebrew.....be nice.
2013-05-22 06:59:19 PM
1 votes:

Skarekrough: Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy....


"Couldn't HAVE..."

Were you on the jury, you farking RETARD?
2013-05-22 06:58:18 PM
1 votes:

Anayalator: Sin_City_Superhero: Anayalator: What is Girls Gone Wild?

You know how your mom said she did an "art film" when she was in college? That was Girls Gone Wild...

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 274x184]


i.qkme.me
2013-05-22 06:54:47 PM
1 votes:

Apos: LazerFish: The first wave of comments by critical readers make liberal use of the D-word

So many d-words fit him, i'm not sure which one they mean


All of them except decent apply.


i33.photobucket.com
2013-05-22 06:46:40 PM
1 votes:
Good GOD his face is punchable.
 
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