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(Mediabistro)   Deposed Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis says his "retarded jury" should be "shot dead". Oh, his case will just sail thru the appeals process   (mediabistro.com) divider line 115
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2013-05-22 07:24:39 PM  
Well of COURSE he points fingers at everyone else.  That's the American way.  For years, lawyers have been telling us that nothing is our fault.  Someone/Something else is to blame.
 
2013-05-22 07:29:00 PM  

Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

www.mediabistro.com

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"


Isn't he some home-schooled farker's brother-in-law?
 
2013-05-22 07:31:23 PM  

stay_classy_pdx: Silverstaff: fusillade762: guilty on three counts of false imprisonment and one of assault likely to cause great bodily injury, and now he faces the real possibility of time in prison when he is sentenced in July (though he notes the charges are misdemeanors, not felonies).

Those are misdemeanors??

Wait, people go to trial for misdemeanors?

Why wouldn't they?

It's still a criminal charge, your right to a speedy and public trial for criminal charges is ensured by the Sixth Amendment and strengthened by the Due Process clause of the Fourteenth Amendment.

Also, a misdemeanor just means the crime is punishable by less than one year in prison. (a felony is anything more than 1 year). If I'm facing 11 months, I'll sure as hell fight that.


My ignorance is showing, I guess. I've never had any run-ins with the law other that traffic tickets. I just assumed that misdemeanors only resulted in fines and such.
 
2013-05-22 07:35:31 PM  

Skarekrough: TOSViolation: Skarekrough: Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy....

"Couldn't HAVE..."

Were you on the jury, you farking RETARD?

I'm three pints into trying to kill a keg of homebrew.....be nice.


"Nice?"  This is FARK!
 
2013-05-22 07:37:26 PM  
i996.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-22 07:38:23 PM  

Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

[www.mediabistro.com image 190x284]

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"


Damn, in that pic he looks like he has waaaay too many teeth.
 
2013-05-22 07:39:09 PM  
Nothing that happens to this douchebag will ever make me feel sad for him.

He could be anally raped at a mandingo party, while his family was brutally murdered and posted on Al Queda in the Middle East's websites, and I'd still laugh in his face.
 
2013-05-22 07:40:27 PM  

stay_classy_pdx: Silverstaff: fusillade762: guilty on three counts of false imprisonment and one of assault likely to cause great bodily injury, and now he faces the real possibility of time in prison when he is sentenced in July (though he notes the charges are misdemeanors, not felonies).

Those are misdemeanors??

Wait, people go to trial for misdemeanors?

Why wouldn't they?

It's still a criminal charge, your right to a speedy and public trial for criminal charges is ensured by the Sixth Amendment and strengthened by the Due Process clause of the Fourteenth Amendment.

Also, a misdemeanor just means the crime is punishable by less than one year in prison. (a felony is anything more than 1 year). If I'm facing 11 months, I'll sure as hell fight that.


Plus the fact that multiple sentences can run consecutively, not concurrently. Four misdemeanors with one year each = four years. Also, misdemeanants do their time in jail, not prison; jails are much less fun than prisons because they're full of mental patients, unsentenced gangbangers, and staffed by deputies who'd rather be patrolling the streets and not professional prison guards who at least know what a 1983 suit is.

Also, and I don't know where or how Francis was in court, but in California, some gross misdemeanors are "wobblers" as they say; that means they can be either misdemeanors OR felonies depending on the circumstances and how the trial shakes out. Francis could have been charged with, say, aggravated battery, that could have been either a felony or a misdemeanor depending on what the jury accepted as the aggravating circumstances. Luck out and you get the 364 days, but say the wrong thing and you get three years.

So yeah, you go to trial for misdemeanors.
 
2013-05-22 07:44:52 PM  

Skarekrough: TOSViolation: Skarekrough: Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy....

"Couldn't HAVE..."

Were you on the jury, you farking RETARD?

I'm three pints into trying to kill a keg of homebrew.....be nice.


For all intensive porpoises, you should just take it for granite that professional grammarians can and will leap on every slight of the language.
 
2013-05-22 07:46:42 PM  

Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.
www.mediabistro.com


I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"


Separated at birth?

t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-22 07:52:08 PM  

que.guero: [i996.photobucket.com image 477x636]


*takes healthy dose of mind bleach while giggling*
 
2013-05-22 07:54:44 PM  
"I want that jury to know that each and every one of you are mentally f--ing retarded and you should be euthanized because, as Darwin said, you have naturally selected yourself," he shouts. "You are the weakest members of the herd. Goodbye! And if that jury wants to convict me because I didn't show up, which is the only reason why they did, then, you know, they should all be lined up and shot!"

This is quite possibly the greatest quote of all time.  Wow.
 
2013-05-22 07:56:20 PM  
Does anyone wear douchebaggery more proudly than this louse?

Well he does have competitors for that honor

www.inc.com

www.cavemancircus.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

thedirty.com
 
2013-05-22 07:58:49 PM  

Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

[www.mediabistro.com image 190x284]

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"


Tied up, thrown in trunk, crushed into cube of metal, glass and teeth.
 
2013-05-22 08:04:22 PM  
What a deposed girl may look like:

2famous.tvwww.freakingnews.com
 
2013-05-22 08:06:02 PM  
www.freakingnews.com
 
2013-05-22 08:07:06 PM  
files.g4tv.com
 
2013-05-22 08:10:06 PM  

Azlefty: Does anyone wear douchebaggery more proudly than this louse?

Well he does have competitors for that honor

[www.inc.com image 575x270]

[www.cavemancircus.com image 453x604]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 354x327]

[thedirty.com image 330x441]


Yeah, no, Francis still has them all beat by a nuclear mile.
 
2013-05-22 08:11:53 PM  

RatMaster999: Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.



I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"

Isn't he some home-schooled farker's brother-in-law?


Well, at least we've found Rob Liefeld's source model.
 
2013-05-22 08:13:48 PM  

DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.


Guy has more teeth than a great white shark.
 
2013-05-22 08:16:05 PM  

AdrienVeidt: RatMaster999: Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"

Isn't he some home-schooled farker's brother-in-law?

Well, at least we've found Rob Liefeld's source model.


And equally punchable, imo.

media.comicvine.com

/well only a smidgen less punchable
//maybe
 
2013-05-22 08:21:52 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

Guy has more teeth than a great white shark.


Well... when he's finally finished with all his legal troubles and he has paid his debt(s) to society, at least he knows he can always get a job as a used car salesman. With all those teeth and his fast-talking, bullsh*itting style, he'll be a natural.

/I'm sorry
//I realize that this is insulting to used car salesmen
///I meant "pre-owned automobile sales associate"
 
2013-05-22 08:22:22 PM  

fusillade762: Also, a misdemeanor just means the crime is punishable by less than one year in prison. (a felony is anything more than 1 year). If I'm facing 11 months, I'll sure as hell fight that.

My ignorance is showing, I guess. I've never had any run-ins with the law other that traffic tickets. I just assumed that misdemeanors only resulted in fines and such.


Crimes that do not carry potential jail penalties are known generically as "petty offenses."
 
2013-05-22 08:24:14 PM  
He certainly is obnoxious, isn't he? But for a grade A asshat he sure has surrounded himself with some good people. When he and his associates got community service time for their filming under aged girls in Panama City, Florida they didn't halfass it--- they poured fifty thousand dollars into the local Animal Shelter. They didn't originally mean to spend that much, but they went with above grade long term designs to permanently fix problems that had existed for decades instead of just doing the minimum.
And one of them tried to smuggle some sedatives to him when he was in the jail, too.
 
2013-05-22 08:33:47 PM  

The Flexecutioner: AdrienVeidt: RatMaster999: Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"

Isn't he some home-schooled farker's brother-in-law?

Well, at least we've found Rob Liefeld's source model.

And equally punchable, imo.



/well only a smidgen less punchable
//maybe


Lol, I was meaning the model he uses when drawing dudes with 78 teeth in their heads.
 
2013-05-22 08:38:40 PM  

AdrienVeidt: The Flexecutioner: AdrienVeidt: RatMaster999: Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"

Isn't he some home-schooled farker's brother-in-law?

Well, at least we've found Rob Liefeld's source model.

And equally punchable, imo.

/well only a smidgen less punchable
//maybe

Lol, I was meaning the model he uses when drawing dudes with 78 teeth in their heads.


oh, i know, but Rob had/has an equally obnoxious ego/tan/smile/sense of entitlement.  i met him at a few comic cons over the years and he has napoleon syndrome written all over him.  he is a tiny man, haha.
 
2013-05-22 08:44:43 PM  
I once briefly worked in a porno shop. A man was buying a "Girls Gone Wild" DVD. I said "we have literally thousands of videos of women farking, are you confident this is what you want to go with?".
 
2013-05-22 08:45:32 PM  
Usually I am against the death penalty. After all, why let them off easy? For once, I think the death penalty is the only answer in this case. F U Joe.
 
2013-05-22 08:47:12 PM  

The Flexecutioner: AdrienVeidt: RatMaster999: Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"

Isn't he some home-schooled farker's brother-in-law?

Well, at least we've found Rob Liefeld's source model.

And equally punchable, imo.

[media.comicvine.com image 200x244]

/well only a smidgen less punchable
//maybe


POUCHES

POUCHES EVERYWHERE
 
2013-05-22 08:48:15 PM  

MeanJean: Wow. Just...wow. That's a level of douchebaggery that I thought nobody could achieve.


If you'll excuse him, he's got to be to court in 26 minutes.
 
2013-05-22 08:58:16 PM  
I don't think he has enough teeth, but I have no skills to improve on the number he has.
 
2013-05-22 09:16:14 PM  
His dentist overdid the teeth whitening. He looks like he's in blackface.
 
2013-05-22 09:21:03 PM  

DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.


It was in HS, too.

/He was a couple of years ahead of me
//His little brother is a douche, too.
 
2013-05-22 09:25:39 PM  

Twitch Boy: The Flexecutioner: AdrienVeidt: RatMaster999: Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"

Isn't he some home-schooled farker's brother-in-law?

Well, at least we've found Rob Liefeld's source model.

And equally punchable, imo.

[media.comicvine.com image 200x244]

/well only a smidgen less punchable
//maybe

POUCHES

POUCHES EVERYWHERE


He looks like the rib kid too.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-22 09:59:32 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: My top hat is off to him. He may be a creepy asshole who's provided a platform for the worst kind of attention whoring, bombarded the airwaves with sh*tty commercials that destroyed any credibility calypso music ever had, and allegedly engaged in criminal activity including filming underage girls, assault and tax evasion, but he sure knows how to make (and lose!) a buck, and by golly, that's American.


PMT.  He oozes Duschbagkeit, but a facility for moneymaking and getting hot-looking women to get their clothes off with little prompting will win lots of respect from plenty of people of both sexes, whether those people admit it or not.
 
2013-05-22 10:42:55 PM  
Just how big of a tool do you have to be to fail at selling naked girl pics?
 
2013-05-22 10:44:55 PM  

Azlefty: Does anyone wear douchebaggery more proudly than this louse?

Well he does have competitors for that honor

[www.inc.com image 575x270]

[www.cavemancircus.com image 453x604]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 354x327]

[thedirty.com image 330x441]


HOLY CRAP! The lady in the first pic looks like a "real doll"!
 
2013-05-22 10:47:14 PM  

you are a puppet: Article doesn't mention being raped by a dildo? Maybe he didn't consider that a low point.


Better link that mentions that. With video of him making that statement.http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/girls-gone-wilds-joe- francis-527 322
 
2013-05-22 10:48:50 PM  
www.mediabistro.com
candybarbie.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-22 10:49:20 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-22 10:56:52 PM  

Gotfire: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 533x800]


???
 
2013-05-22 11:14:02 PM  

Gotfire: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 533x800]


the dumbest looking aliens thread is over there.

/oh wait
//yer srs
 
2013-05-22 11:16:35 PM  

DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.


That face is a living meme of punchable. And you'd probably get away with it. What jury could possibly convict you?  Christ, I almost punched my monitor.  I still want to punch it and I can't even see his face any more.
 
2013-05-22 11:19:59 PM  

jtown: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

That face is a living meme of punchable. And you'd probably get away with it. What jury could possibly convict you?  Christ, I almost punched my monitor.  I still want to punch it and I can't even see his face any more.


Great scenario:

"Your Honor, I'm being accused of murder, but I plead justifiable homicide."
"Justifiable? You skinned the victim alive, dipped his still-living body in boiling vinegar, and threw him on a bed of red-hot carpet tacks!"
"It was Joe Francis."
[BANG] "Case dismissed."
 
2013-05-22 11:21:39 PM  
If porn is so healthy and good, how come male porn producers never seem to be able to come off like smart, likeable, decent human beings?

It's frustrating, because I like porn very much and would like to compensate the performers without giving these guys money.
 
2013-05-22 11:35:40 PM  

Gyrfalcon: jtown: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

That face is a living meme of punchable. And you'd probably get away with it. What jury could possibly convict you?  Christ, I almost punched my monitor.  I still want to punch it and I can't even see his face any more.

Great scenario:

"Your Honor, I'm being accused of murder, but I plead justifiable homicide."
"Justifiable? You skinned the victim alive, dipped his still-living body in boiling vinegar, and threw him on a bed of red-hot carpet tacks!"
"It was Joe Francis."
[BANG] "Case dismissed."


Yea, he might be better of in jail, at least there he might meet a nice guy.
/Or should I say a nice guy might meat him
/So sorry ; )
 
2013-05-22 11:39:07 PM  

RatMaster999: Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

[www.mediabistro.com image 190x284]

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"

Isn't he some home-schooled farker's brother-in-law?


You sound public-schooled.
 
2013-05-22 11:40:16 PM  
Dv-ous

If porn is so healthy and good, how come male porn producers never seem to be able to come off like smart, likeable, decent human beings?

Ernest Greene isn't a bad guy. He's married to Nina Hartley, so you can be sure she wouldn't put up with any bullshiat.
 
2013-05-22 11:47:16 PM  

nytmare: I feel confident in saying that man has way more than 32 teeth.


www.mediabistro.com

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2013-05-23 12:14:08 AM  
not a fan of him personally but he did put out some decent soft lesbo porn.
 
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