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(Mediabistro)   Deposed Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis says his "retarded jury" should be "shot dead". Oh, his case will just sail thru the appeals process   (mediabistro.com) divider line 115
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2013-05-22 06:41:53 PM
Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy....
 
2013-05-22 06:43:57 PM
I prefer the VHS tapes at Women with Low Self-Esteem.
 
2013-05-22 06:44:03 PM
As long as he stays in the can long enough to get raped I'll be good.
 
2013-05-22 06:44:25 PM
He should work for Amy's Baked Company
 
2013-05-22 06:45:23 PM
What is Girls Gone Wild?
 
2013-05-22 06:46:40 PM
Good GOD his face is punchable.
 
2013-05-22 06:46:47 PM
guilty on three counts of false imprisonment and one of assault likely to cause great bodily injury, and now he faces the real possibility of time in prison when he is sentenced in July (though he notes the charges are misdemeanors, not felonies).

Those are misdemeanors??

Wait, people go to trial for misdemeanors?
 
2013-05-22 06:46:58 PM

Anayalator: What is Girls Gone Wild?


You know how your mom said she did an "art film" when she was in college? That was Girls Gone Wild...
 
2013-05-22 06:47:12 PM

Anayalator: What is Girls Gone Wild?


i3.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-22 06:47:12 PM
My top hat is off to him. He may be a creepy asshole who's provided a platform for the worst kind of attention whoring, bombarded the airwaves with sh*tty commercials that destroyed any credibility calypso music ever had, and allegedly engaged in criminal activity including filming underage girls, assault and tax evasion, but he sure knows how to make (and lose!) a buck, and by golly, that's American.
 
2013-05-22 06:49:02 PM
The deformed, slow, and defective always seek to drag down the compassionate living gods that have blessed us with their gifts.  On the other hand, many sins have accumulated over the eons, and he should recognize his eventual execution will wipe our slates clean.  We won't forget to depict his images with a two foot long horse cock, and that should be enough to put his mind at ease.
 
2013-05-22 06:49:56 PM
Does anyone wear douchebaggery more proudly than this louse?
 
2013-05-22 06:50:07 PM
Wow. Just...wow. That's a level of douchebaggery that I thought nobody could achieve.
 
2013-05-22 06:50:48 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: My top hat is off to him. He may be a creepy asshole who's provided a platform for the worst kind of attention whoring, bombarded the airwaves with sh*tty commercials that destroyed any credibility calypso music ever had, and allegedly engaged in criminal activity including filming underage girls, assault and tax evasion, but he sure knows how to make (and lose!) a buck, and by golly, that's American.


As American as Donald Trump!
 
2013-05-22 06:51:05 PM
The first wave of comments by critical readers make liberal use of the D-word

So many d-words fit him, i'm not sure which one they mean
 
2013-05-22 06:51:29 PM

fusillade762: guilty on three counts of false imprisonment and one of assault likely to cause great bodily injury, and now he faces the real possibility of time in prison when he is sentenced in July (though he notes the charges are misdemeanors, not felonies).

Those are misdemeanors??

Wait, people go to trial for misdemeanors?


When facing a year in prison would you just say "oops ya got me"?
 
2013-05-22 06:52:10 PM

"According to Francis, everyone who's ever served on a jury is mentally challenged. "


Well he may have a point about a lot of jurists having issues. But that's besides the point.

 
2013-05-22 06:52:26 PM
Normally I'd feel sorry for a guy who was forced at gunpoint to sodomize himself with a rubber dildo while being filmed, but I'll make an exception in his case.
 
2013-05-22 06:53:09 PM

LazerFish: The first wave of comments by critical readers make liberal use of the D-word

So many d-words fit him, i'm not sure which one they mean



All of them except decent apply.
 
2013-05-22 06:54:12 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Anayalator: What is Girls Gone Wild?

You know how your mom said she did an "art film" when she was in college? That was Girls Gone Wild...


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-22 06:54:45 PM
Article doesn't mention being raped by a dildo? Maybe he didn't consider that a low point.
 
2013-05-22 06:54:47 PM

Apos: LazerFish: The first wave of comments by critical readers make liberal use of the D-word

So many d-words fit him, i'm not sure which one they mean


All of them except decent apply.


i33.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-22 06:55:35 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: bombarded the airwaves with sh*tty commercials that destroyed any credibility calypso music ever had

I found that inordinately funny.
 
2013-05-22 06:56:16 PM

Gunny Highway: Apos: LazerFish: The first wave of comments by critical readers make liberal use of the D-word

So many d-words fit him, i'm not sure which one they mean


All of them except decent apply.

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dead?

/Beetus starts with a B
 
2013-05-22 06:58:08 PM
Someday someone will explain to me why Fark greenlights links that summarize other articles instead of the article itself. The quotes in the headline aren't even in the linked article, but they are in the original article, which can be found at  http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/girls-gone-wilds-joe-francis-52 7 322
 
2013-05-22 06:58:18 PM

Anayalator: Sin_City_Superhero: Anayalator: What is Girls Gone Wild?

You know how your mom said she did an "art film" when she was in college? That was Girls Gone Wild...

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 274x184]


i.qkme.me
 
2013-05-22 06:58:31 PM
With those teeth, he's a perfect match for home schooled chick.
 
2013-05-22 06:58:51 PM

DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.


www.mediabistro.com

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"
 
2013-05-22 06:59:10 PM

fusillade762: guilty on three counts of false imprisonment and one of assault likely to cause great bodily injury, and now he faces the real possibility of time in prison when he is sentenced in July (though he notes the charges are misdemeanors, not felonies).

Those are misdemeanors??

Wait, people go to trial for misdemeanors?


In neither case was bodily harm caused.  False imprisonment can be as simple as blocking an exit or locking car doors.  An assault "likely to cause great bodily harm" can be a total miss with a machete.

And yes, people can get trials for misdemeanors if they're stubborn and rich enough.
 
2013-05-22 06:59:19 PM

Skarekrough: Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy....


"Couldn't HAVE..."

Were you on the jury, you farking RETARD?
 
2013-05-22 06:59:30 PM
thru

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-22 06:59:58 PM
Because some headlines are funnier than others.

Welcome to fark.

Willas Tyrell: Someday someone will explain to me why Fark greenlights links that summarize other articles instead of the article itself. The quotes in the headline aren't even in the linked article, but they are in the original article, which can be found at  http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/girls-gone-wilds-joe-francis-52 7 322

 
2013-05-22 07:00:26 PM
Joe's had a good ride, time to drink the Koolaid and fade into death.
 
2013-05-22 07:00:32 PM

Gunny Highway: Anayalator: Sin_City_Superhero: Anayalator: What is Girls Gone Wild?

You know how your mom said she did an "art film" when she was in college? That was Girls Gone Wild...

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 274x184]

[i.qkme.me image 480x360]


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-22 07:01:16 PM

fusillade762: guilty on three counts of false imprisonment and one of assault likely to cause great bodily injury, and now he faces the real possibility of time in prison when he is sentenced in July (though he notes the charges are misdemeanors, not felonies).

Those are misdemeanors??

Wait, people go to trial for misdemeanors?


Why wouldn't they?

It's still a criminal charge, your right to a speedy and public trial for criminal charges is ensured by the Sixth Amendment and strengthened by the Due Process clause of the Fourteenth Amendment.
 
2013-05-22 07:02:47 PM

TOSViolation: Skarekrough: Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy....

"Couldn't HAVE..."

Were you on the jury, you farking RETARD?


I'm three pints into trying to kill a keg of homebrew.....be nice.
 
2013-05-22 07:03:28 PM
Allow me to put on my shocked face
 
2013-05-22 07:04:08 PM
Jury of his peers...
 
2013-05-22 07:04:37 PM

skinink: "According to Francis, everyone who's ever served on a jury is mentally challenged. "
Well he may have a point about a lot of jurists having issues. But that's besides the point.


Issues like being away from their real jobs and real lives to deal with this crass douchebag?
 
2013-05-22 07:07:45 PM
you are a puppet Article doesn't mention being raped by a dildo? Maybe he didn't consider that a low point.

Don't help your perp was brought to justice by Paris Hilton, either...
http://gawker.com/153556/paris-hilton-instrumental-in-seizing-of-joe -f rancis-dildo-tormentor

Popcorn Johnny With those teeth, he's a perfect match for home schooled chick.

Homeschool Chick wasn't Homeschooled, the offended Farker was Homeschooled & wanted to show that he wasn't socially retarded/could nab hot chicks-for reasons I dunno don't post this below or you could be banninated
http://s232.photobucket.com/user/antsaoi/media/People/an_antsaoi_ori gi nal_cleanup.jpg.html
 
2013-05-22 07:08:47 PM
Where's the hero tag...come on people!!!
 
2013-05-22 07:10:28 PM
I'm beginning to wonder if this guy has a personality disorder

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder#ICD-10

ICD-10 criteria for dissocial personality disorder.

1.Callous unconcern for the feelings of others;

2.Gross and persistent attitude of irresponsibility and disregard for social norms and obligations

3.Incapacity to maintain enduring relationships, though having no difficulty in establishing them;

4. Very low tolerance for frustration and a low threshold for for discharge of aggression, including violence

5.Incapacity to experience guilt or profit from experience, particularly punishment

6. Marked readiness to blame others or to offer plausible rationalizations  or the behavior that has brought the person into conflict with society.
 
2013-05-22 07:10:52 PM
Jeez. I wish I could have stayed 13 years old until I was his age.
 
2013-05-22 07:11:32 PM
So if I bought one of his tapes that would make me.
1)sexual underage felon.
2)Owner of child porn.
3) On the list.
 
2013-05-22 07:13:05 PM

Moodybastard: DeathCipris: Good GOD his face is punchable.

[www.mediabistro.com image 190x284]

I was thinking more along the lines of "god that face is curb stompable"


I feel confident in saying that man has way more than 32 teeth.
 
2013-05-22 07:13:34 PM

Silverstaff: fusillade762: guilty on three counts of false imprisonment and one of assault likely to cause great bodily injury, and now he faces the real possibility of time in prison when he is sentenced in July (though he notes the charges are misdemeanors, not felonies).

Those are misdemeanors??

Wait, people go to trial for misdemeanors?

Why wouldn't they?

It's still a criminal charge, your right to a speedy and public trial for criminal charges is ensured by the Sixth Amendment and strengthened by the Due Process clause of the Fourteenth Amendment.


Also, a misdemeanor just means the crime is punishable by less than one year in prison. (a felony is anything more than 1 year). If I'm facing 11 months, I'll sure as hell fight that.
 
2013-05-22 07:15:53 PM
FTA: "And every man who's ever criticized him has a small(er) penis."

He must drive a Prius, ride a bike and doesn't own a gun.
 
2013-05-22 07:17:50 PM

FlyingJ: you are a puppet Article doesn't mention being raped by a dildo? Maybe he didn't consider that a low point.

Don't help your perp was brought to justice by Paris Hilton, either...
http://gawker.com/153556/paris-hilton-instrumental-in-seizing-of-joe -f rancis-dildo-tormentor

Popcorn Johnny With those teeth, he's a perfect match for home schooled chick.

Homeschool Chick wasn't Homeschooled, the offended Farker was Homeschooled & wanted to show that he wasn't socially retarded/could nab hot chicks-for reasons I dunno don't post this below or you could be banninated
http://s232.photobucket.com/user/antsaoi/media/People/an_antsaoi_ori gi nal_cleanup.jpg.html


Weird. I had a post deleted recently for "private/personal information."  It was the profile pic and bio blurb of a public Twitter feed, didn't even mention the person's name or Twitter handle.  I don't get it but oh, well...
 
2013-05-22 07:18:46 PM
is that a new thing? people having additional teeth put in their mouths?
 
2013-05-22 07:19:32 PM

Anayalator: What is Girls Gone Wild?


"I want watered-down porn with all the convenience of ordering it through an infomercial."
 
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