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2013-05-22 06:45:40 PM  
Sherlock episode 2 just wrapped so I wonder if Martin Freeman is down there yet?
 
2013-05-22 06:47:44 PM  
I can't be the only one that immediately thought that "selfie" was another way of saying "jerking off", am I?
 
2013-05-22 06:48:31 PM  
WTF is a "selfie"? Sounds like masturbation.
 
2013-05-22 06:49:06 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: I can't be the only one that immediately thought that "selfie" was another way of saying "jerking off", am I?


Oh, goddamn you.
 
2013-05-22 06:55:21 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Dingleberry Dickwad: I can't be the only one that immediately thought that "selfie" was another way of saying "jerking off", am I?

Oh, goddamn you.


Get a room, you two
 
2013-05-22 06:58:16 PM  

Infernalist: ArcadianRefugee: Dingleberry Dickwad: I can't be the only one that immediately thought that "selfie" was another way of saying "jerking off", am I?

Oh, goddamn you.

Get a room two rooms, you two

 
2013-05-22 06:58:51 PM  
Can't friggin wait for Hobbit 2
 
2013-05-22 07:06:43 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: WTF is a "selfie"? Sounds like masturbation.


Wow, you people are OLD. Get off the Internet already if you don't understand basic terminology.
 
2013-05-22 07:18:49 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: WTF is a "selfie"? Sounds like masturbation.


It's like duck lips, except without the duck lips.
 
2013-05-22 07:19:59 PM  
Sir Ian's beard (not a euphemism) looks amazing close up. There's no way he grew that, so it's a prosthetic. How did they get it to look that good. Most stage beards look like stage beards. That looks like actual hair.
 
2013-05-22 07:36:03 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: ArcadianRefugee: WTF is a "selfie"? Sounds like masturbation.

Wow, you people are OLD. Get off the Internet already if you don't understand basic terminology.


Or hows about you go selfie yourself?
 
2013-05-22 07:36:41 PM  

indarwinsshadow: Sir Ian's beard (not a euphemism) looks amazing close up. There's no way he grew that, so it's a prosthetic. How did they get it to look that good. Most stage beards look like stage beards. That looks like actual hair.


And why couldn't any of the dwarves have beards that awesome?

/Still pissed about that
 
2013-05-22 07:38:24 PM  

indarwinsshadow: Sir Ian's beard (not a euphemism) looks amazing close up. There's no way he grew that, so it's a prosthetic. How did they get it to look that good. Most stage beards look like stage beards. That looks like actual hair.


The very best fake beards, hairpieces, etc, don't look fake but cost a fortune. Gandalf's beard is handmade from individually stitched human hairs.
 
2013-05-22 07:49:07 PM  

indarwinsshadow: Sir Ian's beard (not a euphemism) looks amazing close up. There's no way he grew that, so it's a prosthetic. How did they get it to look that good. Most stage beards look like stage beards. That looks like actual hair.


The nose is fake too.
 
2013-05-22 07:50:00 PM  

indarwinsshadow: Sir Ian's beard (not a euphemism) looks amazing close up. There's no way he grew that, so it's a prosthetic. How did they get it to look that good. Most stage beards look like stage beards. That looks like actual hair.


Its amazing how good a fake beard can look if you have someone spend 3 hours every day applying it hair by hair to your face.
 
2013-05-22 08:12:21 PM  

indarwinsshadow: Sir Ian's beard (not a euphemism)


Maybe not a euphemism, but I will use it as an exclamation of surprise sometime soon.
 
2013-05-22 08:15:36 PM  
Our last ever Tolkien pickups, in fact.

You mean until you start filming the Silmarillion, right?
 
2013-05-22 08:26:13 PM  

miniflea: Our last ever Tolkien pickups, in fact.

You mean until you start filming the Silmarillion, right?


wait, is this for reelz or you just joking?
 
2013-05-22 08:35:12 PM  
After watching the first Hobbit movie, I don't care if they ever get around to making the second and third installments. I was really anticipating The Hobbit, since Peter Jackson did a pretty good job on the LOTR trilogy.

I think he based the script off of his memory from when some drunken, semi-literate person read him the story 50 years ago. Because there is no freaking way Jackson ever read the book, himself. Sorry, but not even the visuals made up for all the extremely stupid, unneeded changes that were made.
 
2013-05-22 08:48:35 PM  
...and here come the whiny little shiats and their hate-ons...
 
2013-05-22 08:55:04 PM  
I'm waiting until all three are released and combined into a slim fan edit.
 
2013-05-22 08:55:15 PM  

thisiszombocom: miniflea: Our last ever Tolkien pickups, in fact.

You mean until you start filming the Silmarillion, right?

wait, is this for reelz or you just joking?


After how festeringly awful part one of the Hobbit was, he'd better be joking.

/I'll watch part 2, but only to see how awesome Benedict Cumbersmaug is
 
2013-05-22 09:02:54 PM  

miniflea: Our last ever Tolkien pickups, in fact.

You mean until you start filming the Silmarillion, right?


I think we can expect an epic version of Farmer Giles of Ham before that.
 
2013-05-22 09:04:59 PM  

ShonenBat: I'm waiting until all three are released and combined into a slim fan edit.


Funny, because I can't wait for all three to be released in extended versions.

/well, it worked for LotR at least.. first Hobbit was not so great.
 
2013-05-22 09:06:06 PM  

thisiszombocom: miniflea: Our last ever Tolkien pickups, in fact.

You mean until you start filming the Silmarillion, right?

wait, is this for reelz or you just joking?


If The Hobbit was stretched into 3 movies, the Silmarillion would have to be at least 12.
 
2013-05-22 10:52:41 PM  

Erix: thisiszombocom: miniflea: Our last ever Tolkien pickups, in fact.

You mean until you start filming the Silmarillion, right?

wait, is this for reelz or you just joking?

If The Hobbit was stretched into 3 movies, the Silmarillion would have to be at least 12.


I've said it before and I'll say it again.

SILMARILLION.  MINISERIES.
 
2013-05-22 11:07:31 PM  

thisispete: miniflea: Our last ever Tolkien pickups, in fact.

You mean until you start filming the Silmarillion, right?

I think we can expect an epic version of Farmer Giles of Ham before that.


I'm holding out for "Tom Bombadil: The Movie"
 
2013-05-22 11:18:25 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Erix: thisiszombocom: miniflea: Our last ever Tolkien pickups, in fact.

You mean until you start filming the Silmarillion, right?

wait, is this for reelz or you just joking?

If The Hobbit was stretched into 3 movies, the Silmarillion would have to be at least 12.

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

SILMARILLION.  MINISERIES.


THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That is the ONLY way it could possibly work.

/Same goes for the "Foundation Trilogy".
 
2013-05-22 11:21:26 PM  

Marshal805: THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That is the ONLY way it could possibly work.

/Same goes for the "Foundation Trilogy".


If you are a chick, I want to do you.  If you are a bro, I want to fist you.  Bro-fist I mean, not... well you know.
 
2013-05-22 11:22:54 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Bro-fist I mean, not... well you know.


Dude, you should have stopped when you were only a little behind.
 
2013-05-22 11:26:29 PM  

PizzaJedi81: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Bro-fist I mean, not... well you know.

Dude, you should have stopped when you were only a little behind.


Where's the fun in that?
 
2013-05-22 11:27:51 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: PizzaJedi81: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Bro-fist I mean, not... well you know.

Dude, you should have stopped when you were only a little behind.

Where's the fun in that?


I hear that.

/need to stop watching Psych
//never going to stop watching Psych
 
2013-05-22 11:49:28 PM  

Marshal805: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Erix: thisiszombocom: miniflea: Our last ever Tolkien pickups, in fact.

You mean until you start filming the Silmarillion, right?

wait, is this for reelz or you just joking?

If The Hobbit was stretched into 3 movies, the Silmarillion would have to be at least 12.

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

SILMARILLION.  MINISERIES.

THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That is the ONLY way it could possibly work.

/Same goes for the "Foundation Trilogy".


I think you'd have to do something similar to Game of Thrones and go several seasons.

Foundation?  I loved the books, but they're pretty slow.   It's the same reason I'm ambivalent about Red Mars making it to screen anytime soon.

/Uplift is made for movies though.
 
2013-05-23 12:32:05 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Erix: thisiszombocom: miniflea: Our last ever Tolkien pickups, in fact.

You mean until you start filming the Silmarillion, right?

wait, is this for reelz or you just joking?

If The Hobbit was stretched into 3 movies, the Silmarillion would have to be at least 12.

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

SILMARILLION.  MINISERIES.


I would love for such a thing to exist.  In all honesty though, even if there were no rights issues I suspect that the studio would look at the material and decide it isn't accessible enough to be worth another five hundred million or however much to shoot.
 
2013-05-23 03:08:28 AM  
Can I point out that "nip slips" is part of the tags for this story?
 
2013-05-23 07:18:42 AM  
GIS for cute selfie

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-23 08:04:26 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: WTF is a "selfie"? Sounds like masturbation.


stoptryingtomakefetchhappen.jpg
 
2013-05-23 10:42:46 AM  

ur14me: ArcadianRefugee: WTF is a "selfie"? Sounds like masturbation.

stoptryingtomakefetchhappen.jpg


streetsahead.jpg
 
2013-05-23 01:46:20 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: I can't be the only one that immediately thought that "selfie" was another way of saying "jerking off", am I?



Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.
 
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